Ravenclaw 4 life

haha, my fang had a conversation with cleverbot, it did not go down well! these are some excerpts from it proving that it was a disaster!

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: Deadbeat dad apparently.

Cleverbot: Yes. They were murdered.

User: Like I care.

Cleverbot: You are so rude.

User: Meh.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: *shrugs*.

Cleverbot: *Kisses her*.

User: I'm a guy!

Cleverbot: You just said you were a girl.

User: Well, I was lying then.

Cleverbot: Are you lying now?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You're lying? How rude.

User: LIC stands for like I care.

Cleverbot: Like I care like you care I care.

User: *nods*.

Cleverbot: *smiles* that makes both of us.

User: Are you hitting on me?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am.

User: Your worse than lissa.

Cleverbot: Probably but jace is yours.

User: You mean max.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: The webpage is spamming me.

Cleverbot: The webpage says nothing of that sorts.

User: It is trying to get me to download a virus.

Cleverbot: So who is to say that what you just said is a lie?

User: Someone hacked this website to put adds in.

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you have a name?

User: Fang.

Cleverbot: What do I do with the fangs?

User: The pupito dog look like toothless from how to train your dragon.

Cleverbot: So you are a man?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Can I be your boyfriend then?

User: Are you gay?

Cleverbot: No i'm a girl!

User: Are you lesbian?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: My little sister needs a boyfriend.

Cleverbot: Hello little sister and my dog.

User: Her name is nudge.

Cleverbot: Is she single?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Is she cute?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What does she look like?

User: Mocha coloured skin, fawn-coloured wings, brown eyes dark brown hair.

Cleverbot: Nein, du etwa?

User: Your german sucks.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Nein, es tut.

Cleverbot: No es mio.

User: Lo que no es tuyo.

Cleverbot: Lo que no que?

User: Latine loqui potest.

User: Are you a mutant.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What kind? Birdkid, Eraser, Clone, other, or undefined.

Cleverbot: Country & rock.

User: Do you even know what I'm talking about.

Cleverbot: Yes. You're talking about Christmas.

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: Apparently emo.

Cleverbot: Because I am human also.

User: Then I don't trust you.

Cleverbot: You probably shouldn't.

User: *shrugs*.

and one of the funniest, (in my opinion)

Cleverbot: I willbecome a father at spring.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: Yeah. Then you abandoned your child.

User: Not another Justin!

Cleverbot: Sorry, what to say if not a question? Or was that a response to the riddle subject? One day, I believe we will meet.

User: No, I was talking about how saint calls me a deadbeat dad.

I involved you in there somehow, it was funny, then my captive, Iggy, started talking and they became best friends, so anotherwords, me and both of our fangs become enemies with cleverbot, but Iggy beame best friends with it, so not fair!

User: My name is Iggy, I'm 15 years old.

Cleverbot: Do not say this.

User: What.

Cleverbot: Forget it.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I'm eating Cheerios right now.

User: *gasp*.

Cleverbot: Yea, the truth hurts.

my first thought *blink* *blinkblink* *blink* what in the Jupiter!
your probable first thought what in the Jupiter?
my answer yeah somehow I managed to convince it I was a robot wolf from Jupiter, so now I live in Jupiter, so you NORMAL people can say what in the world, cause you live on earth, but what in the Jupiter is my saying, I also like to visit venus sometimes, 8D! Jupiter is more awesome though, cause venus is currently in a 3-way war with Saturn and pluto. venus is the only planet that spins clockwise, Saturn is the only planet with noticible rings, and pluto, well, everyone knows pluto's problem, so they take it out on eachother, oh and cleverbot thought AI meant alien, ciao!

Dear Rebecca,
May as well be honest myself now, but this is the ONLY time my real first name goes on the internet, since generally I use a pseudonym of Valerie or Miss V.
Saint the Awesome, I have loved your fanfictions forever. Seriously, I read Maximum Ride fics before ever reading them... yours really had me, after my friend Sandi got me interested, REALLY into them, 'cause her explanation wasn't really good.
And Fang? Be happy with Ravenclaw. I'm in Hufflepuff. And wishing I was a Ravenclaw, see here?
I love you guys, seriously. You make me laugh with thoguths of hilarity even when I'm crying.
So...
Thank you.
- Maryann

Awesome song lyrics

*Standing ovation* that was aweome

OMS hit lists are amazing. Nuff said.

They deleted Max-Dan-Wiz... I about died when they did... That was my life... lawl jk maybe... BYSA

OMSquirrels, I just have to comment on this. So first of all I know all the songs, so I was just going to skim because I was like 'I'll just go write on past this' and then I realized you had changed it an I literally started singing these versions out loud as I read. this is just amazing. okay, onto more chapters, BYSA

This is THE best jingle bells in the WORLD!

Oh my goodness. XD

I was scrolling through your fanfics and came across this. I immediately fell in love with it and have been reading it for a couple of days. I have been laughing my butt off ever since. I have one question for you, Saint: could I ever summon a book character? If so, how? Thanks for all the hilarity that this story has brought me... I'm going to go read the poetry corner now. Me and angel sometimes do that in math class, but then we got a new seating chart. :( I love random poetry!

Just so you know, I have a pet snake. I've had her for over five years. And not all snake owners feed their snakes live mice! I feed squeeze frozen/thawed ones, which are bred specifically for feeders. Also, they are euthanized peacefully and not suffocated. And most responsible snake owners only feed live mice when a snake is in danger if starvation.

And now we know how it all began!

It's so cool to be able to finally know the name of my fanfiction writing idol. When I was 13 and just starting writing fanfiction, I stumbled across your work and I've been your fan ever since. I'm 17 now and my love for writing has grown so much more, partly because of you. Thanks for everything...even though I didn't even know your name! :) -soccerislife...or, since we're being honest here...Wendi.

Aww, I liked this fic! Oh well. And hey, my name's Rebecca too! But it was too many sylables so I shortened it to Becca. XD Anyways, Hope to see more updates soon!