A. Hope Never Forgotten
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Joined 02-28-10, id: 2273067, Profile Updated: 03-09-16
Author has written 4 stories for Maximum Ride, and Artemis Fowl.

Hello! I love to do what makes me happy whatever that may be at the moment. Never quite know what will be next but I always seem to come back here . . . Eventually.


hmu on tumblr and ao3 @hipster-yams

also, looking at this in 2016 burns my fucking eyes out


Laugh your heart out. Dance in the rain. Cherish the moment. Ignore the pain.

Live, laugh, Love. Forgive and forget. Life is too short, to be living with regrets.


Favorite book series! In list form for your convience!

House of Night
Maximum Ride
Mortal Instruments
Series of Unfortunate Events
Airhead
Nancy Drew
Animal Ark
Gemma Doyal Trilogy
Emily Windsnap
Phillipa Fisher
Need pixies
Twilight
39 Clues
Cirque du Freak
Wonderous Strange
Percy Jackson and The Olympians
The Circles of Heck
Suddenly Supernatrual
Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Allie Finkle: Rules for Girls
Goosebumps
The Secret Series
Lady Grace
The Doll People
Dangerous Days of Daniel X
Artemis Fowl
Charlie Bone
Theodosia
Inkheart Series
100 Cupboards serie
The Egypt Gypsy Games
The Wolves of Mercy Falls
The Miraculous Journey of Edward Tulane
The Tale of Despereaux
Moody Judy
Junie B. Jones
Just Grace
Nightlight
The Headless Cupid
The Witch of Blackbird Pond
The Pickpocket's Tale
The dictionary!!
Hush, Hush
Trackers
The Kane Chronicals
Alex Van Helsing
The Secret Zoo
The Archer Legacy
The Thin Executioner
The Chronicles of Nick
The Magician's Elephant
The Deathday Letter
The Clockwork Cronicles
The Curse Workers
Falcon Quinn
Witch and Wizard
The Books of Elsewhere
The Infernal Devices
The Magykal Series (Septimus Heap)
Zombies Vs. Unicorns
Fallen
The Heroes of Olympus
The Graveyard Book
The Maze Runner books
Tithe: A Modern Faerie Tale
Darkest Powers
Faeriewalker
His Dark Materials
Paranormalcy
Circle of Magic
The Invention of Hugo Cabret
The Thief Lord
Fablehaven
The Chemical Garden Trilogy
Cryer's Cross
Paisley Hanover series
Peter and the Starcatchers
The Unseen
Gone Series
Leviathan
Beauty Queens
Incarceron
The Iron Fey Series
The Tiger's Curse Series
Uglies Series
Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children
This Dark Endeavor
Airborn
Going Bovine
How to Ditch Your Fairy
The Boy in The Striped Pajamas
The Name of The Star
Tempest Rising
Suite Scarlett
Heist Society
The Mysterious Benedict Society
Wicked Lovely
Cahills vs. Vespers
Steampunk Bible
Chronicles of The Red King
Wonderstruck
The Princess Diaries
The Vanishing Game
The Nine Lives of Chloe King
DJ Rising
The Great Gatsby
The Catcher in the Rye
East of Eden

And many more but I've sadly lost track :P


Quotes of Whenever I Feel Like Changing

this night is flawless, don't you let it go,
i'm wonderstruck, dancing round all alone.
i'll spend forever wondering if you knew,
i was enchanted to meet you, too.

Intellectuals are like the mafia; they only kill their own.
Woody Allen

If I can't dream to be a sky-diving baby-swapping violin-smashing drive-by-car-driver, I guess I'll be a doctor.

"Everyone shines, given the right lighting. For some, it's a Broadway spotlight, for others, a lamplit desk."

For a person as obsessed with music as I am, I always hear a song in the back of my head, all the time. I've done that all my life.
Björk

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
Paul Ehrlich

There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.

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Quite Peculiar by Julia456 reviews
Just some ficlets and drabbles and what have you.
Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 131 - Words: 136,943 - Reviews: 2217 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 9/14 - Published: 2/27/2010 - [Alek F., Deryn S.]
Rings by Seth Roselti reviews
On his sixteenth birthday, Emil Steilsson, prince of Crodinia, receives an unusual gift from his brother: an Altorienese prisoner of a finished war who calls himself "Leon." With the passing of time, however, Emil realizes there might be more to his pet than meets the eye and slowly falls into a twisted, inescapable love.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,084 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 7/4/2014 - [Hong Kong, Iceland] [Denmark, Norway]
Artemis Fowl and the Games of Hunger by Take-2-Pay-4-1 reviews
Artemis Fowl II traveled in time to find out that the future is not exactly bright. The young irish genius ends up in a Country called Panem, in which Districts separate the land into fields of expertise and in which the terrible Hunger Games are religiously held each year. Not to mention that the odds do not appear to be in his favor as a day called The Reaping Day nears.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 46 - Words: 131,240 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Artemis F., Effie T. - Complete
Kidnappers, Clankers, and the Coming Thing by Julia456 reviews
Being a Thrilling True Account of the Adventures of Brisco County, Jr., Lord Bowler, Dylan Sharp, and Aleksandar Hohenberg, at the 1915 Panama-Pacific International Exposition.
Crossover - Adventures of Brisco County, Jr. & Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,700 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/12/2015 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Deryn S., Alek F. - Complete
Zeros by GydroZMaa reviews
In the Tekniq Era when technology can predict the ideal relationships for humans, Emil Steilsson has waited his entire life to meet his soul mate. But when his special someone turns out to not only be Leon Wang, a famous pop star and actor but a guy, as well, he must decide where their relationship will ultimately draw a line, be it friendship, love, or nothing at all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 148,410 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 3/11/2015 - Published: 3/12/2014 - [Hong Kong, Iceland] [Denmark, Norway]
Fara í Víking: Fyrsta by Erandir reviews
The paths of five misfits from across the galaxy converge. Two young men searching for a home, two running away, and one wandering lost form an unlikely partnership that turns out to answer all of their prayers. Prequel to Fara í Víking.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,610 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Sweden, Finland, Norway, Denmark
Differences: Childhood by Moved to Alaskan Midsummer reviews
Part 1 of the Differences Series. One was away with the fairies, the other a charmer. Both were beaten brutally throughout their childhoods, and one day fate brings them together. With their different personalities but similar childhoods, how will they react? Mainly FrUK but more pairings later on. Rated T for England and Romano's language and France being France. Human AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,555 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 9/14/2013 - [England/Britain, France] - Complete
And Thus the Fates Decided to have a bit of a Laugh by Ruler of the Fake Empire reviews
Normally, when a stranger gets into your car thinking that who you are is not you and actually someone else, you politely let them know and they excuse themselves. Neither Emil nor Leon were very "normal". Leon was a straight faced delinquent and Emil had been described as antisocial since birth. Needless to say "strange" had always been a perfect description.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,206 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Hong Kong, Iceland
If We Were A Rainbow by GydroZMaa reviews
Reflecting on the impressions we give off through perception and color. Originally intended as a HongIce story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2014 - [Hong Kong, Iceland] - Complete
Fara í Víking by Erandir reviews
AU - The Nordics, as a crew of space pirates, learn of a mythical treasure hidden amidst the ruins of the long dead civilization of Asgard and head out on an epic journey through many trials. SuFin DenNor. Longer summary within.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,356 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Sweden, Finland, Norway, Denmark - Complete
Bottom's Up by MapleKomori reviews
Hetalia gets drunk. Warning: this fanfic contains Hetalia nations behaving most inappropriately and should not be read without rubber gloves and safety goggles.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,601 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 5/28/2014 - America, Prussia, England/Britain, France - Complete
Like Tea and Coffee by Middy Miles reviews
High school is rough for anyone–homework and drama aside. Now try being the new girl at a formerly all-boys school. Or worse–a murdered noble's son, on the run from a civil war in his own country, who has to stay undiscovered at all costs. So combine these two teenagers, fencing meets, outside motives, and conflicting interests, and, well, it's like trying to mix tea and coffee.
Leviathan series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,756 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Deryn S., Alek F. - Complete
National Geographic, Country style by undercover banana reviews
Ever think that a world meeting reminds you of a nature program, well it does for England. Rated T for the hell of it. For safety reasons, do not eat whilst reading as I can't give the Heimlich Maneuver through the internet. Also electronic devises have been know to be lobbed across the room due to laughter. You have been warned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,628 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Japan, England/Britain, Australia - Complete
Fowl Shorts by Kitsune Heart reviews
A collection of humorous stories covering: the use of lotion, violent Holly, hormone-addled Artemis, swear toads, fairy cuisine, public singing, memes, sexy dancing, sports cars, innuendo, female "purity," rockstar anatomy, babysitting, gods, and romance.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Fowl Ties by Kitsune Heart reviews
Premarital relations, elf lessons, hot tubs, dirty dancing, pure torture, relentless gossip, brutal honesty, old shame, and bedroom games. Another collection of moments between Artemis and Holly. Chapter 21: He doesn't know what to do NOW, but I'm sure he could think up something good.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Iggy Project by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Iggy has a master plan: to get Max and Fang together. It's just slightly annoying that the world is scheduled to end in a few months. Sucks to be him. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,497 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Max, Fang
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4226 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Signs of Happiness by Lakshyarahita reviews
See the flock giggle, chuckle, and half-smirk -or whatever you call that thing Fang does- drabble by drabble. Fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 21,876 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 2/9/2010
Fang's Journal by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Saint here decided, after a little fight we had, that I deserve my own 'Fanfiction'. She even took the liberty of stealing my journal to make it...Yeah. So, this is excerpts of my journal, rather I like it or not...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,552 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Fang - Complete
Brand New You by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Written for bkworm's Musical Challenge. After 2 years apart, Iggy goes to a 'Flock Reunion'. He finds that 2 years has changed his Flock considerably, especially a certain tall, dark, and formally silent Flock member...Figgy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,583 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
Me, Max, and a Dog Kennel by tgypwya reviews
Saint captured Fang. A whole bunch of people captured Iggy. So when I got bored one night... I captured Max. Cue insanity. Rated T for obvious reasons. Just read it already. :P Important update!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 46 - Words: 69,722 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete
A Day of House Calls by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Sequel to A Day in Therapy. Saint takes her therapist work on the road, bringing along her mismatched team of fictional characters. They already beat the worst Mary Sue ever, how bad could this be? Well, when it comes to Fanfiction, nothing's impossible.
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,449 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/21/2010
Shake Your Groove Thing by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Fang's having trouble adjusting to his new life in the Anderson household. Can Blaine make his brother feel more at home with... A dance lesson?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Fang, Blaine A. - Complete
Burning Love by Cmdr. Gen. Marasco reviews
A post-Goliath Deryn/Alek lemon. Graphic. When the Leviathan gets disabled during a battle, Alek comforts a fearful Deryn in the most Darwinist way possible...
Leviathan series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,904 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Alek F., Deryn S. - Complete
A Play, Probably by shounenhair reviews
Gakuen!AU: Hong Kong and Iceland are best friends, but on a Halloween party something happens that changes their relationship. A maid outfit is involved. Yaoi, crossdressing, HongIce. Happy Halloween!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,834 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Hong Kong, Iceland - Complete
Ze End of Fanfiction by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Inspired by 'The End of Ze World' video by AlbinoBlackSheep. How our beloved Fanfiction site will come to an end...
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Complete
Rainy Day Games with The Flock by Fangalicous08 reviews
What does the flock do when there's nothing TO do? Read this and find out. R&R Please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,242 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Iggy's Journal by Fangalicous08 reviews
Iggy: I got my own journal! W00t! So, read to see what happens to me on a daily basis. R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Iggy
Me, Max, and Ratchet :D by SpyNya-Chan007 reviews
Out of boredom, I kidnapped both Max and Ratchet. Now the two must deal with my random life. -sighs- Well . . . . this should end well. R&R please! :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 17,863 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Max, Ratchet
TAE Bloopers by Aleria14 reviews
Have you ever wondered what screw ups the MR characters made while making the first book? Well, here's your chance to find out. The Flock could never get it all right on the first try, and they enjoy being difficult for the directors. Some Fax. R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,809 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 3/31/2010
The Nutcracker Prince by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After seeing the famous Christmas ballet, Angel receives a doll much like the Nutcracker Prince from the play. And, like The Nutcracker, this doll is much more than meets the eye...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,654 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Angel, Fang
Iggy Ramblings :D by Aleria14 reviews
Well, I was really bored in some of my classes, so I decided to start randomly talking to Iggy, about some really funny stuff. This idea was inspired by the great St.Fang of Boredom, so I've included her in the story too, Fang will come later. Enjoy :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 71,616 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Iggy
Some Things Get Deleted For A Reason by tgypwya reviews
Fang has left, and Max has taken it upon herself to sort through his belongings. But something she finds on his laptop will change how she views Fang forever... and cause fangirls everywhere to freak the hell out. Oneshot unless you guys really love it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Dylan, Iggy - Complete
Fang Sweeps Mines by tgypwya reviews
Life's getting boring... Until Fang discovers the addicting game of minesweeper! And proceeds to go crazy... A dumb little oneshot born out of boredom. Enjoy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Fang - Complete
Flash by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Nothing is quite as awkward as killing your sorta-girlfriend. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,333 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Fang, Max
A Сфмpℓєx Cфnunđяuм by Rachelle Lo reviews
Title: A Complex Conundrum. There are three things Artemis Fowl hates more than anything else in the world: prison, lollipops, and psychologists. And he's got two of the three at the moment.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,250 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010
A Day In Therapy by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
A day at St. Fang's Center for Fanfiction-Effected Characters. Total randomness. King Leonidas conquers a chair, Alice makes a break for Macy's, and Fang is healed by the power of Jesus. You people wouldn't let it stay a one-shot....
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,674 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009
Me & Beast Boy by Al Baeto101 reviews
Yup! I kidnapped Beast Boy! :D Now he must deal with my crazy life. How will he cope with it? Read and find out! And . . . . HE MAULED RAVEN! XD Beast Boy:I DID NOT!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Beast Boy
That Night by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
One crazy night really can change everything. From nearly getting blown up -not cool- to making out -very cool- the Flock tries to make it to dawn with their hearts and heads intact. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 104 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Max, Fang
Ouija Board 2: Revenge by Fangalicous08 reviews
The sequel to The Ouija Board. Max and Fang made it out alive last time, but this time Valencia has more in store for them. Will she finally get her revenge, or will they outsmart her yet again?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,658 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Complete
Ten Sure Ways to Get the MR Characters to Hate You by Vera Amber reviews
Exactly what the title says! I'll do all of the characters that I remember. Rated T because of paranoia. Crime because some of the suggestions are illegal. Yes, it's a list. Character suggestions highly appreciated.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 34 - Words: 11,721 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009
Nudge & Twilight by Ohglorygenius reviews
Nudge reads twilight, and the following ensues. Bit of FAX, coz I know people like that stuff XD. R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,653 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Max, Nudge - Complete
Fitting In by lillypad22 reviews
A typical day for the flock, they save a drowning girl who happens to have wings. What happens when she turns out to be deaf as well? Can she be the only person who can even attempt at relating to Iggy? Fax IggyxOC Rating T because I'm paranoid
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,295 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Iggy
Dreaming in Dreamland Too by charleyreede reviews
Wait, what?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,078 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Books in a Nutshell by Fangalicous08 reviews
So, this is all of my favorite books in a nutshell. I started with the Maximum Ride series book 1 obviously and if you like it, I'll probably do more series. R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8292 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
New To the Ride by Crystalz8D reviews
For Conspiringyourdemise's contest. I,Crystal Sanchez, am placed into the world of Maximum Ride. Without even asking me! Please read, much better than it sounds. Oh and rated T for some language and refrences.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,448 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010
Artemis Fowl II and a half by Lillythemarshmellowqueen reviews
So he was the most annoying,selfish,ego-centiric person I'd ever had the unfortune to meet.But were still connected right? Plus he's in love and has no clue!What can I do but help him, even when he's so damn condecending, oh and wants me dead.Eventual AH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,156 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Nutty Is My Middle Name by Vera Amber reviews
Me talking to myself, Max, B/Ella, and Java, along with random characters, real people, and assorted OCs. We all know this is gonna end badly. Cue randomness, silliness, and inzanity. Rated T because of cursing and paranoia.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,999 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Max, Ella
Road Trip by Oh My Freakin' Freakin reviews
Artemis in a car with a Butler cousin and Butler . Totally made up, but I tried to keep Artemis in character. If you hate it, leave me nasty reviews. I like nasty reviews. One-shot. I may add more later; leave a good review if you want me to, and I will.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Artemis F., Butler
If Artemis Was by pixies.rock.hard reviews
If Artemis was Obama's idol, what the hell would happen to the world? What if Artemis decided to design his own clothing line? What would happen if Arty worked at Mcdonald's? Find out in this new random PRH original! R&R
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,517 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Artemis F.
Clash and Burn by athena0109 reviews
Fourteen year old Artemis Fowl had his mind wiped of any memory of the world below ground. Now, his parents have transferred him to Cromwell Academy. Little did he know that this school's aim is to exterminate fairies!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Artemis F.
The Ultimate Maximum Twilightness: A Parody by everysilverstar reviews
There are so many cliched Max Ride/Twilight crossovers that I decided to write a parody about them. This is NOT meant to attack/offend anybody, it's just for fun. My first story. Please read!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2010
Q&A with the FLOCK! by InheriGirl reviews
Have you ever wondered what secrets the flock is hiding? Now you can find out with Q&A! Each chapter we will interview another character. Is Max in love with someone in the flock? Is Fang a really deep guy? CAN we question Iggy's masculinity? Tune in!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010
Don't Ask, We're Probably On Drugs by Vera Amber reviews
M.G Christiani and I come together to bring you an extremely... ODD fanfic. Read at your own risk. Includes total gibberish, unheard-of pairings, and RANDOMNESS! Rated T because of paranoia and... uh... paranoia.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009
Fang's New Flock by x-Kirsty-x-Fang-x-Forever-x reviews
As we all know, the ending to FANG was utter rubbish! All is not lost though, this is the story of Fang's new flock. They run into Max's flock...Is it coincidence or fate? A happy ending or deadly...well there's only one way too find out. FAX,Dylan/OC
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Max, Fang
The Bruised Brothers by Aleria14 reviews
What happens when St. Fang of Boredom and I are talking over skype and Fang and Iggy end up in a fight? They end up with a name like 'The Bruised Brothers' and amnesia. And what's this about another child? -gasps- Read to find out
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
Eshaped house Pranks by Aleria14 reviews
You've heard of the days of the E-shaped house, the days where Jeb was a nice guy and Max didn't have to be as kickass as she is today. See the story told through the eyes of each Flock member, starting with our favourite blind pyro.Pranks included! :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,492 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009
What Max Got For Christmas by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
A parody of 'The 12 Days of Christmas' Maximum Ride style.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Max - Complete
Guide on How to Annoy at Bloors by Charlie Bone by Jenni N reviews
A guide made by Charlie, yeah right... Filled with pranks, tips, and secrets that will make your stay at Bloors more amusing every day.
Charlie Bone - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 12/25/2009
The Pen by kukumalu01 reviews
When Tancred has a writer's block, Lysander tries to deal with his tapping pen. Tries.
Charlie Bone - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Lysander S., Tancred T. - Complete
Messing with Charlie by Jenni N reviews
Charlie's dreaming about a dream about him dreaming a dream...or is it a nightmare? Meh, find out. Can't reveal much here.
Charlie Bone - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Complete
I Exist' Support Group by Fangalicous08 reviews
A short oneshot where Justin Fang and Iggy's elligitimate child goes to an 'I Exist' support group on an episode of Oprah. R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Fang - Complete
Ten Ways To Annoy The Flock by Fangalicous08 reviews
Ten ways to annoy each member of the flock, plus some other Maximum Ride characters. Starting with, the beloved Maximum.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Complete
Co Ed Shopping by bluewingedkitty reviews
“What? There’s nothing left. I want to go,” Iggy whined."What else could there be?" “Feminine hygiene,” Max informed him. Iggy stopped dead. Shopping with Max can be traumatizing. Poor Iggy never saw it coming. Participant in Day of Anti-Hardwicke.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Iggy, Max - Complete
Catherine Hardwicke's Coming to Town! by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
A song for the Day of Anti-Hardwicke, because I have too much free time. Hide the books, everyone!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Ouija Board by Fangalicous08 reviews
Max and Fang discover a mysterious game, but soon the game gets out of hand. Can Max and Fang get themselves out of this mess or will they come to a tragic end?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,549 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Charlie Bone and friends go camping by MCpooky reviews
The title says it all. there is some sneaking, spying, and wreaking some stores.
Charlie Bone - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete
A Regular Day At Camp by Edward Sparkles reviews
This is the result of two girls being bored at a slumber party! Percy gets some unexpected visitors, Grover gets pregnant on a game show, and Edward Cullen gets owned by a vampire hunter.
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Edward
The Green Apple by ditchedbyruby reviews
When Jace and Fang both want food, and there's only one green apple in the fruit bowl, a fight breaks out on instinct. Who shall get it? A silly one shot that I love! Not as much as Magnus Bane, though. OOC Rated T
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Fang, Jace W. - Complete
Jeb's Magic Mirror by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Why Jeb really left the Flock: Jealousy! How could his magic mirror say Fang was the best? Fang didn't even have a mustachio! Oneshot, people, for real this time!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Jeb B., Fang - Complete
Rating by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang, bored, starts to rate girls walking by along with Gazzy and Iggy. The trio gets more than they bargained for when a familiar-looking girl walks by. Fax, oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 103 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Maximum Star Wars: Episode IV by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After a really random scene, Iggy Skywalker is supposed to save the universe. But, Fang Solo is drunk, the plot is deteriorating, and Gazzy's emo. Obviously, a parody. OOC. Random. The consequences of boredom.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Iggy, Jeb B. - Complete
Bubbles, Football, and Pygmy Marmosets by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Written for LiveLaughLuv311's contest. Fang spends a day with Ella and her slightly neurotic friends. A perfect example of why Fang doesn't socialize much. Pygmy Marmosets! Don't ask I basically pulled this story out of my sleeve, so here goes nothing!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Fang, Ella - Complete
Ninja Fang by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
It's better than Spiderman! Fang hits his head and develops ninja powers! Or, at least, he thinks he has....
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Fang - Complete
The Story of Justin by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
This is the story of Justin, Fang and Iggy's illegitimate child, who was adopted by Rosalie and Emmett. This story is a Christmas Gift to all my 'Avian Flu' readers. So, if you haven't read my other story, this may not make sense to you.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
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Strange Memories reviews
Artemis meets Louisa who seems to know more about fairies and magic than most people. When she gets kidnapped by a sprite conducting experiments on humans and fairies, Artemis begins to unravel Louisa's mysterious past. Will Artemis to connect the dots in time to save Louisa and keep the People from being exposed?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,080 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Artemis F.
Getting Wings reviews
When a girl goes to a research facility on a field trip and overhears some scientists talking about giving someone wings, what does she decide to do? Leave it be or volunteer to get wings, her dream?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,981 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Iggy - Complete
The Nudge and Alice Channel reviews
I have decided to kidnap Nudge! So basically random stories of everyday life with Nudge, me, and my friends! Hope you like!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,084 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Nudge - Complete
Joining the Flock reviews
A girl, Alice, runs into the flock and decides to join, but most of flock is suspious of this new winged girl. Who is she and where did she get wings? Who knows what will happen? Parody-ish/exagerated
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,011 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Iggy