Uh, hi. There was a prologue but it was absurd so it's gone now. This chapter is also absurd, but less absurd. As is every other chapter. Imagine there was already some sort of introduction, even though there wasn't.
Moi: Right, I'm doing another chapter since for the entire month of August and half of July I won't be able to post any new chapters. Long story.
Max: Oh, yeah, just perfect Vera!
Moi: SHUT UP SPITTLES!
Max: Why are you calling me Spittles again?
Skittles: Because in a conversation between Vera and me, you were being your normal self, and Vera came up with that nickname.
Max: Oh, yeah. Hey, aren't you the girl that kidnapped Fang!
Skittles: Yeah, but Saint did too!
Moi: This is NOT going to turn into a conversation about Pooky the penguin, Spiffy the Hobbit, Justin, and the Jello Catapult of Doom!
Bella: It wasn't turning into a conversation about that, Vera.
Moi: ...Which Bella are you?
Bella: Huh?
Moi: Y'know, my best friend or the Twilight star?
Bella: Oh, um, neither! -disappears-
Skittles: That was weird.
Java: Very. Hey Mom!
Max: I'M NOT YOUR MOM!
Java: In Java Runtime Error you are.
Moi: Actually, Java, you're only in your mother's dream when Ella hits her over the head with a flashlight. Isn't that right Skittles?
Skittles: Mhm. Hey, I DON'T SAY "MHM"!
Moi: Oh, shut up. I'll copy/paste this entire thing into a PM for ya.
Moi: Hey, Max?
Max: Yeah?
Moi: Tell me the Box isn't unlocked.
Max: -pales- Um... -checks- SHIETZ!
Moi: HEY! You're not allowed to curse in German. You don't even know German.
Max: Oh, merde.
Moi: You're not allowed to curse in French, either.
Java: In Java Runtime Error, she's allowed to curse in French, Polish, and Portugeuse.
Max: THAT WAS A CURSIN' DREAM!
Skittles: Girls, girls! Calm dow-
Moi: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Skittles: SHUT UP!
Jessica: -appears- -does weird dance- -disappears-
Moi: Whoa. Which Jessica what that?
Max: There's more than one?
Moi: Yes, you idiot! Off the top of my head, I can list four of them! Creepily enough, Twilight Jessica and Bella are "friends", and MY friends Jessica and Bella are actual friends...
Java: Let's worry about that later. Let's talk about shopping!
Max: -smacks-
Skittles: -smacks-
Moi: -whacks with herring-
Max: NOT THE CURSING HERRING AGAIN!
Skittles: Is a herring a bird or a fish?
Moi: I dunno. St. Fang of Boredom came up with it. It's sort of like Pygmy Marmosets.
Java: What are Pygmy Marmosets?
Moi: I dunno.
Skittles: Well, then, Google it!
Java: Well, then, is a herring a bird or a fish?
Moi: It's BOTH! Yikes. (Two different animals, people!)
Max: Shouldn't you be working on Matter? Or, better yet, IMing? or maybe writing a new oneshot?
Moi: Sure. But this is way funner and way easier. I just write whatever comes into my head.
Java: "funner" isn't a word. SpellCheck agrees.
Moi: Oh, SHUT UP!
Skittles: Language Vera-
Moi: -smacks with herring-
Skittles: -rubs head- Owww...
Max: So is it a fish or a bird?
Moi: -shoves Max back into doll cabinet- There.
Skittles: Wait, aren't I in bed right now?
Moi: Yeah. So?
Skittles: Isn't that a little weird?
Moi: That you're in bed? No, you went to bed at midnight in your time zone... which was eleven in mine...
Skittles: I mean that it's weird that I'm talking, oh, nevermind! I'm just whacked. -goes to bed-
Moi: Great. It's just me and you Java.
Leeanna: AND ME! -jumps up and down waving arms in the air-
Moi: Where the curse word did you come from Leeanna! I haven't even written your story yet!
Leeanna: -shrugs-
Moi: -sigh- Wait, what story are you supposed to be in?
Leeanna - Matter, I think. The bubbly/bogus girl?
Moi: ...oh
Java: -pulls Vera's notebook from underneath bed- Hey, look at this!
Moi: GIVE THAT BACK!
Java: Notes to self. Google "electric blue". Stop writing notes to self when it's past midnight with a flashlight! Seriously, DO SOMETHING ABOUT TAKILA! Figure out what neurocomputerization is. Fix Vera's copy-slash-paste things. Put "antidisestablishmentarianism" somewhere in Matter and figure out the meaning. Get a better pen. This one sucks. I need to write more. My wrist is starting to hurt. Create something better than-
Moi: GIVE ME THAT!
Java: Wow, you have a for of ideas for oneshots in here. The stove explodes?
Moi: HEY! I HAVEN'T EVEN TYPED THAT ONE UP YET!
Leeanna: Hey... why am I AJ's middle name?
Moi: Because I like the name "Leeanna". And that story sucks, so I want to reuse the name. Wait, HOW'D YOU GET MY PASSWORD!
Leeanna: You always use the same one except on really important ones.
Moi: Darn it. -chases Java in circles trying to get my notebook-
Leeanna: Let's check out Vera's bookmarks! Let's see... directions to everyone houses... hidden Skype emoticons? Hm... ooh, she was in the newspaper! Beginner skateboarding... make your own font... monitor on psychology... optical illusions... peep research... when to break the rules... thirteen letter words... 10 disturbing trends in subliminal advertising?
Moi: That was for my research paper. GIVE ME MY NOTEBOOK BACK JAVA!
Leeanna: French accent codes... learn your foot type?
Moi: Walking fitness. JAVA! GIVE ME MY CURSING NOTEBOOK BACK! OR YOU HAVE TO FEED NORMAN!
Leeanna: Huh. Hey Vera, you know you have to leave for a dentist appointment at two.
Moi: WHAT!
Leeanna: Yup.
Moi: DARN IT! -shoves the captured Java into newly bought OC cabinet-
Leeanna: Wait, not the OC cabi-
Moi: -shoves Leeanna into OC cabinet- CRAP! CRAP! Ew, my finger's bleeding. I HAVE A DENTIST APPOINTMENT! CRAP!
Janice: At least your mom has one at the same time!
Moi: CRA- Wait, what? Oh, C'MON! We have enough trouble with the Birthdays, but now dentist appointments!
Janice: 'Fraid so. Hey, your readers have no idea what you're talking about.
Moi: Oh, right. Well, my Birthday is on the same day as my mom's Birthday. NOW GET INTO THE CURSING OC CABINET JANICE!
Janice: -whimpers-
Moi: -shoves Janice into the OC cabinet- Okay, I should probably post this now, before I go nuts... anyway, I'll put the next chapter up when I get two votes. As in, one more vote.