AN: Sorry it's been a while. I really don't have an excuse, but I was gone for like the whole summer and I've started school and I have AP classes and a job and music lessons and play rehearsals… I'm just a busy kid. So! I hope you enjoy this, and your day is made a little brighter. That is the goal.

Song of the Post: The Ballad of Mona Lisa by Panic! at the Disco

Have the Decency

"Hey, Nudge."

"Oh, hey…"

"Whatcha doin?"

"I found this Tetris game."

"Uh-huh."

"It's slightly addicting."

"So I see."

"… You know, I'm really good at this game."

"I'm so proud."

"Sarcasm? Really? You know I hate it when you-"

"Sarcasm is a muscle that must be exercised daily."

"Wow, you're so wise. I bow before your wisdom, Master Yoda."

"Nah, if I was Yoda I would've screwed up the sentence structure."

"… You've seen that movie WAY too many times. Seriously, Gaz, it's not becoming for a young man to have seen Star Wars at least fifty times. You're obsessed."

"Am not!"

"Yes, yes you are."

"No, no I am not!"

"Look, Gazzy, not that I mean to be rude, or anything, but you really need to just not get so uptight about things. Chill out, man."

"… You know, there's a hippie convention going on downtown-"

"Did you just imply that I am hippie-ish?"

"…. Um. Yes?"

"…"

"Is it really that insulting?"

"Hippies don't bathe! Hippies don't shave their armpits! Hippies never cut their hair! Hippies wear fringe! And worst of all . . ."

"… Pause for dramatic effect…"

"HIPPIES WEAR TIE-DYE!"

"…"

"Aw, shoot I lost."

"…"

"What?"

"You are way too concerned about fashion."

"So? Fashion is a good thing. When you are in style, you show the world that you care about looking good. And people who look good are generally successful in their lives. I saw it on an episode of Oprah, and it was really cool cuz this girl was really letting herself go and just not dressing herself and then Oprah-"

"Also, you talk too much."

"… That hurt."

"…"

"You smell."

"Ouch."

"…"

"You know, if you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague."

"…"

"…"

"Also, you watch too many kung fu movies."

AN: So there's that. Bored on a Saturday = Updated chapter! Hope I didn't offend any hippies out there, I figured Nudge wouldn't know much about their beliefs and such. Also, I don't really watch Oprah, and I doubt that I "quoted" a real episode. Reviews are lovely but not required!