Me: Hi. Okay here's the deal: I have been reminded that ter Borcht forgot to put the number 7 on his list. Well, I got very angry at him and went to talk to him and he said that there's no "7" because 7 is the most unlucky number. I was like "no way dude. 13 is the unluckiest number." and he was like, "7 is more unlucky." So, I just kind of dropped it. I'm not changing it because there's no way I could write it the way ter Borcht does. So, anyway…I'm here with the whitecoats. Three whitecoats. That's correct. THREE! This is whitecoat 1. Her name is Emma. She's single. No freaking duh.
Emma: Excuse me?
Me: Sorry Emma. You're a whitecoat. Don't you take like a vow that you won't get married when you become a whitecoat.
Emma: That would be when you want to become a priest, not a scientist.
Me: Details, details. This old guy is Gary. He has a cat named Epsilon. I have recently been informed that Epsilon is the Greek letter for "E". This cat beat out Omega in the name category.
Gary: I also have a cat named Gamma, which means "C" in Greek.
Me: So, Gary, you're saying that you're single too?
Gary: What?
Me: No, I just assumed. This last person is Quinn. She is Chinese. Okay let's move on.
Emma: I don't exactly know why you told us to come here, but I suppose it is because of something very important and scientific.
Me: Oh, it is. I get lots of people who comment on my entries on this site. I'm going to tell you guys about a few of the most interesting reviews. You guys can give me feedback.
Gary: I don't suppose this has anything to do with science.
Me: Shut it, Gary. Nobody wants to hear you talk.
Quinn: Maybe we can find away to graft something into some of these people's DNA.
Me: NO! Just sit here and wait for me to find some unique reviews.
*spends at least half of an hour searching the review page for awesome reviews to review…*
Me: Alright. First up is a review from "1910tsuki" which says "LOL". Let's see what our smart friends have to say about this review.
Quinn: What is an "LOL"?
Me: How long have you been living under a rock? LOL, means laughing out loud.
Gary: Laughing out loud? Do some people laugh on the inside?
Me: Gary, if I asked for your opinion, I would have told you. I don't care what you have to say and frankly, your voice irritates me.
Emma: I suppose it means that something was funny.
Me: No way!
Emma: Well, you're not giving us much to work with here.
Me: Sorry, let me find some more for you. You scientist-types are so flipping needy.
*searches for another hour*
Me: Okay. Wake up everyone, I'm back! This next one is from Botherer 1337 (p.s. love the name). This person sent me a whole conversation between her/him and my extremely good friend, Ella! Here's the conversation:
Ella: Oh, : What?Ella: Mom found out about my date with : : And Stuart Little might be my : Yeah, that WOULD suck.
Me: OMG! I was…ahem…LOLing at that. It was so funny. What do you scientists have to say about this issue?
Quinn: Well…why are teenage girls dating so early now?
Me: Sounds like somebody never got a date.
Quinn: Don't insult me.
Me: Don't be a whitecoat. Okay, last one for the day. This one was from a really cool person (I'm assuming it's a girl) named Windy Silvermist, or better known as Windy of Complete and Total Awesomeness. This was such a cool review. It has everything good about life: randomness, Wicked, and whales. Okay, here's the exact review: THAT WAS AWESOME. It makes me want to do that whole list thing. But that would be cheating, or plagiarism. And that's just plain mean. Plagiarism. Though when people abandon stories I have the urge to do just that. ANYway even if I did copy there would have been mostly same because you know that's what I would say to. Because were kinda the same. TO prove this I will now say something of no relation in a series of words of total awesome randmness. Total (sorry Total not you though you are awesome, and random, i mean what is more random that a talking flying talking scottish terrier who talks, and whose name sounds strangely like Toto. Did I mention talking and flying and kansas?)randomness shall ensue now: Bunny, Helium, jukebox, Love shack, (Its a song it is awesome. AND IT HAS THE WORD WHALE IN IT. I think that this would be the song that Angel, and fred swam away to.) WICKED (hey I admit that wasn't random. But I had to say that because itis awesome. If there are a lot of spelling errors it because I can't see what I'm typing, the review box is doing something weird), gingerbread, monkeys (from Mars only. also not random oh well) KOMBA!: TOtal(not you) awesome randomness is completley finished. Sorry this wasn't much a review, but at least it had entertainment value. I think. Have you thought about doing ari as a ghost. I mean your the author. I also think that maybe if the reviewers say something funny. Than at the end, have a kinda end of the story funeral where all the characters read the reviews and say something about certain reviews. HINT HINT Jokeing. Nayway that was totally fantabulaous can't wait for more.
Me: WHOA!!!!!! That was the longest comment I've ever gotten.
Emma: She sounds weird.
Me: GASP!!!!!! She sounds like the best person EVER!! How can you say mean stuff like that? What if I told you that you were ugly?
Emma: I'm not ugly!
Me: Then why aren't you MARRIED?
Emma: I'm just waiting for the right guy.
Gary: I'll marry you, Emma.
Emma and Me: SHUT UP GARY!!!!
Me: Everybody get out of my house before I have a tantrum.
*Quinn and Emma leave*
Me: Gary get out of here!!!!
*Gary leaves*
Me: Anyway, thank you to everyone who left reviews like that for me. If anyone else wants to be featured, leave a very strange and crazy review. I can't use really short ones. I like getting them, but they won't be featured. So…remember children: poke llamas, don't shave your head, and vote fish stick for president!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!! BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! J