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description - hehehe I like being the odd one of the group, that's why I made ma self the gothic 1 in ma 1st story!!

what I look like- pffffft. like im telling u!

age-IF YOU WANT TO KNOW, YOUR A PERV!! O

birthday- August 27

mood- WOHOO!!! SUMMER IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

mangaz (in alfabetical order)- +Anima, Azumanga Daoih, Chibi Vampire, Code Geuss, Cresent Moon, D.Gray-Man, Death Note, DN Angel, Dragon Knight, Fairy Tail, Fallen Vampire, FullMetal Alchemist, Full Moon O Sagashite,the Gentalmen' Alience Cross, GodChild, Hell Girl, ION, Junjou Romantica, Kinghts of the Zodiac, Loveless, Magic Knights Rayearth, Mamotte! Lollipop, Marchen Awakens Romance, MeriPuri, Millenium Snow, Monkey High, Naruto, Nightmare Inspector, Ouran High School Host Club, Princess Resurrection, Skip Beat, Special A (SA), Time Stranger Kyoko, Tokyo Mew Mew, & Vampire Knight.

Animez- Naruto, Full Moon o Sagashite, Vampire Knight, Azumanga Daioh, Fairy Tail, Skip Beat, Ouran High School Host Club, Junjou Romantica, Death Note, DN Angel, One Piece, Soul Eater, Negima?!, Shuffle, FullMetal Alchemist, D.Gray-man, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Hell Girl, Special A (SA), Magic Knights Rayearth & Tokyo Mew Mew

LIFE WITH THE AKATSUKI: I am working on chapter 17! My computor just isnt working right so it might take a little while... But expect it to be updated sometime!

lolz i love Hidan, Sasori, Deidara!

The resons why I don't like any other member...

Itatchi - he's almost blind, too silent, and look at those lines under his eyes! He's getting old!TT-TT

Kisame- If you came near him you always want to hum the jaws theme song :3

Kakuzu- he's too greedy and possesive DX

Pein- ...too many peicungs...@.@

Zetsu- for Jashin's sake he'll eat you!0.o

Tobi- ...do I really have to explain? -_-

Likez-

-ma best friends Taylor, Jay, Jesselia, Kendal, Kelly, and Alex (yay!)

-T.V

-YouTube

-Texting

-wrighting ma stories

-lollipops

-iPods

-rainy days (yayz)

-bookz

-manga/anime

-smexy guys

Hates-

-narsisict ( i think thats how you spell it...)

-liberals

-greedy ppl

-stakers

-pervs

-my fiend

-ppl who don't shut up in the class room

-ppl who annoy me!

You Know You Live in 2009 when...:

1.) You accidentally enter your password into the microwave

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years

3.) The reason for not staying touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the television

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.)as you read the list you just keep nodding and smiling

8.) As you read this list you think of sending this to your friends.

9.) and you were to busy to notice number 5

10.) You scrolled up to see if there was number 5

11.) Now your laughing at yourself stupidly

12.) Put this on your profile if you fell for it, you know you did

9 Things I hate

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too!" Hello! What good is cake if you can't eat it? Who doesn't want to have their cake and eat it? What else am I going to do with my cake?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who are they? Where are they? And Why??

5 When people say while watching a film "Did you see that??" No, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor. Then I miss the next scene for answering the doofus' question!

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya?

7. When something is 'New and Improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.

8 When people say "Life is short". What?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here? Yeah the bus came but I decided to wait for you!

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I GOT QUOTES!!i lub the word quotes it is spelled so wierdly. is wierdly even a word?0.o

"Who ever said nothing was impossible, obviously never tried slamming a revolving door."- Unknown

"You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is never try."-Unknown

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."-Unknown

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and let the world wonder how the heck you did it."- Unknown

"I'm not crazy. My reality is just different than yours."- Unknown

"Flying is easy. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Unknown

"The greatest feats are accomplished by people who are too stupid to know that they're impossible."- Unknown

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling." -Unknown

"Today will be a historic day. I will take over the world. Then I will sit on my couch and say 'What shall I do tommorow?'."-Unknown

"Guns don't kill people, the goverment does." - Shirt I saw at Hot Topic

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CUTE BUT DEADLY IS THE CHIBI AKATSUKI MOTO

copy and paste if you are a akatsuki fan! Seriously! And add your name below!

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Narutard Quiz

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

-Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Tobi, Konan, Pein, Kiba, Shikamaru, Naruto, Itachi, and Kakashi

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

-KakuHida, SasoDei, SaiNaru, KibaHina, LeeTen, and KakaIruka

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

-YAOI!

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

- Kind of...I tried to do Deidara's hair once but not the full cosplay

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:

-Calender, leaf village wristband, Akatsuki wristband, Deidara's rock village wristband, Naruto shippuden pencils, and a Kakashi plushie but ma friend has a Tobi plushie!!! :D

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

-Yeah, Deidara (mmmmm...Deidara...)

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

- KibaHina

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

-SasuNaru if i had to chose...

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai?

-TEAM 7!! (and the old team 7) GAI'S TEAM SUCKS!!

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

-NOPE! Tobi = Madara! :P

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

-Duh! I know Yondaime Hokage is Naruto's dad! I've guessed since I saw Yondaime!

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

-Deidara X3

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

-Anti-Sasuke. He sucks. He killed Deidara

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

-Nope I'm only on like episode 40 but im watching Shippudden

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

-I've read volumes 1-8 with 36, 37, and 39 ^-^'

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

- Seriouly? That is the simplist question!

17. Sub or dub?

- Dub! When you read it you can't focus on what's going on with the characters!

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

- Anti-Sakura. SHE KILLED SASORI!! MAY SHE DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH!!

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

- Both *giggles*

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

- MADARA JACKASS! -_-

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

-Dear god I feel sorry for the people who pick chose 1...

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

-Deidara, he already kinda looks like a girl

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

- Way Weird

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

-Hidan because he goes soft

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

- HELL YEAH!!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

-I write them but they have to have the akatsuki in there!

27. Do you like lemons?

-YAOI LEMONS!!

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

- They know the charachters I ramble about. Does that count?

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

- Hell ya! They are hularious!

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

-Yeah! They're totally lol!

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

-YAY! I FINALLY GOT MY FRIEND HOOKED ON THE AKATSUKI!! X3

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

-School was out before I can really get into it.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

-Ummm look at the awnser above...

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

-Come on people look at the anwser 2 questions ago!

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

-Yeah...

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

- F NO!! IM A F GIRL!

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

-NO!!

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery?

-I draw only Akatsuki! IDk what a gallery is!

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

-Come on chicks! He has the hairstyle of a chicken's butt!!

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

-Yep.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

-maybe...idk...yes?...no?...head...hurts...again...@.@

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1-Deidara

2-Sasori

3-Kiba

4-Gaara

5-Hidan

6- Zetsu

7-Pein

8- Tobi

9- Konan

10-Haku

11-Kisame

12-Itachi

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

-Nope.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

-...kinda... =/

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

-OMFG! 0.o Uchiha babies! Tobi's the uke! XD

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

-not really

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

-Sasori and Zestu? Puppet and Plant? No thank you!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

-5 and 9...at least Hidan knows Konan

7) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

-A young wolf boy from the leaf village starts to see ghost. and it is no other than Haku!

8) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

-Well yeah...its one of the pairings i like :D

9) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic

-Leader tells Itatchi that he's ugly (yay!) then has great make up sex

10) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

-seriouly?

11) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

-nope

12) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

-0.o dies of shock

13) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

-'I must save the one I love!'

14) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

- I've got a jar of dirt remix

15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

- Akatsuki Yaoi! Only read if you have a really twisted mind! (like me! lol)

16) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

-'Do you wanna save someone special to you...maybe...like me?'

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

Ha ha you died.

Deidara exploded you.

~A poem by Twilitassassin13

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WHAPAH! (UN)

Naruto Rules:

Good Guys Fan: You are a prissy prissy fan! You enjoy colorful things like rainbows! You hate the Akatsuki, and you like Sakura, Narut, and Sasuke for killing them!

Bad Guys Fan: You are either a weird, emo, or gothic fan! You enjoy dark colors like dark blue and purple! You love the Akatsuki (Ororape is optinal), and hate Sakura, Naruto, and Sas-GAY for killing them!

COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU ARE A FAN! ADD YOU NAME AND IN PARRENTASES ADD WHICH FAN YOU ARE!! - gothicangel0827 (bad),

Pain doesn't hurt when it's all you've felt...

Suicide is Painless, it's life that hurts

Thank you for making me worthless in your eyes, you used to be the reason why I breathed, now you just make me choke

Maybe if my heart stops beating it won't hurt so bad...

We don't cut ourselves with razors or slivers of glass, but with broken pieces o ou hearts

I gave you everything but it still wasnt enough to make you want to stay...

Sick of crying, tired of trying. Sure I maybe smiling, but inside I'm dying

Feel my pain, here my screams, and watch me fade...

Not all scars show, not all wounds heal. Sometimes you can't always see the pain someone can feel

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been beaten in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

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1 scary way to break up

this is so wrong...so it just kinda freked me out. I dont rly believe this but i am superstitious :( SOOO SCARY!! Click here to I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps ... A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!! One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, "I am breaking up with you, you awful ...!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ... life! DUMB ...!!" He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder. Later that week, Sarah's exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said "Goodbye Jason." She cut his throat before he could scream. If you do not repost this with the title "1 scary way to break up", you are a heartless ...and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died you have 13 minutes! Repost this or you will die!add a description

Sad

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart.

~o~x~o~

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.
REAL FRIENDS: Grab you by the shoulders, shake you, and say "Bitch, snap out of it!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.
REAL FRIENDS: Lose your shit and tell you, "My bad ... here's a tissue."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.
REAL FRIENDS: Raise an eyebrow and say "Bitch, I'll eat what I want" and are the reason you never have food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is.
REAL FRIENDS: Remind you what you number is when you forget.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.
REAL FRIENDS: Will laugh and say "Pay my ass! You'll pay for mine, bitch!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.
REAL FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this, you fatass."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Bitch, I'm a fatass and I'm starving, now buy me some damn food."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Well no shit, sherlock."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.
REAL FRIENDS: Would say "Face-lift? I don't think a fork-lift would help."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Damn, girl! That thing is HUGE!!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
REAL FRIENDS: Laugh at you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
REAL FRIENDS: Tell you your jokes suck.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.
REAL FRIENDS: Photoshop one of their old doctor's notes and use it to spring you from school.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the guy's ass and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.
REAL FRIENDS: Hate you older brother as much as you do and give him the nick-name "Faggot".

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

-/\_/\-
( 0 0 )

...／l、
（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
l、 ~ヽ
じしf, )ノ

These kittens look so kawai, ne? What about this one:

-/\_/\-
/ x # \
\...-.../

Kittens don't look right when they're beat up and have black eyes. Help stop animal abuse.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.

If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.

FAV QUOTES

Naruto Abridged

Kakashi: Did you take your medication this morning Hokage?

3rd Hokage: Did you take your shut the hell up this morning?!

Lee: I fight emo and all of its cutters and you sasuke, are the first on my list!

3rd Hokage: Finally I can enjoy my retirement in peace.

Ninja Guard: Sir, the Fourth hokage just died.

3rd Hokage: Goddamnit!

Kakashi: I remember it like it was yesterday.

Kurenai: It was seven minutes ago!

Kakashi: Yup yesterday.

Itachi: Fear my Monicle Attack! I will make you caramelldance for the next 72 hours!

Kakashi: Oh noes! I am about to pass out... 'THUD'

My Death Reaper OC's:

Takai Karite: http:///user_images/D/DE/DEA/DeathIsEverything/1166843545_animegirl1.jpg

Hana: http:///3177/2603573851_f3e6516c06.jpg?v=0

Kitora Neko (girl in the sand village): http:///user_images/M/MA/MAN/manga-girl4life/1182180498_neko-girl2.jpg

My Life with the Akatsuki OCs:

Kuro: http:///app-image/6327718452/6327443187/PROFILE//img/q/u/08/03/30/SoakedBlonde.jpg

Aoi: http:///app-image/6327584599/6327443187/PROFILE//img/q/u/08/03/30/1418991060_l.jpg

Nami: http:///app-image/7942844885/5411656627/PROFILE//img/q/u/08/04/17/1195337839_Blackhair_1_.jpeg

Victoria: http:///_tLESWCj7nLE/R72_ngvzx7I/AAAAAAAAAIY/aTHN3GyqnoA/s400/anime_girl556.jpg

My Akatsuki's Two New Members OCs:

Awai:http:///app-image/7935378312/5411656627/PROFILE//img/q/u/08/03/30/Angel--x.jpg

Myou:http:///user_images/X/XL/XLU/XlunaXmoonX/1128846061_176127072l9sz.jpg

My Akatsuki Slave OCs:

Scott:http:///user_images/X/XX/XXT/XXTWILGHTMOONXX/1224936404_7043_full.jpeg

Kelly:http:///user_images/R/RJ/RJX/RJXJREAGAN/1246684877_8338_full.jpeg

Samantha: http:///user_images/R/RJ/RJX/RJXJREAGAN/1246417565_5492_full.jpeg

Amy:http://208.43.157.84/myprofilepimp/public_html/presentation/images/layout-thumbnails/50807.jpg

Hannah: http:///_jv3nI0G229k/SUCAK6oAZfI/AAAAAAAABSg/C_JJmrnE5QA/s400/ava_anime_girl.jpg

Crystal:http:///app-image/9012707267/5411656627/PROFILE//img/q/u/09/01/10/innocent_blonde_anime.jpg

Raven:http:///user_images/S/SL/SLI/SlientHeartOfSorrows/1159757730_esa19ee689.jpg

Kristen (without streaks): http:///i/spire4/9054b5f89012fd82761c31cffb4542a81227909677_full.jpg

Cassie (without streaks): http:///cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=4886326

Chole: http:///user_images/1/11/11P/11princess11/1133838629_resperfect.jpg

Me on Ultimate Dares for the Akatuski:

Me: http:///user_images/I/IT/ITA/ITACHIGIRL111/1219084684_5910_full.jpeg

My OCs on The Aka0;tsuki's Heirs (before transormation):

Heather (Hidan's kid):http:///death-angel002/sadgirlanime3.jpg

Peter (Pein's kid without piercings):http:///images/characters/2/48468.jpg

Kyle (Konan's kid): http:///ugc/7/1/9/2/0/u/avatar/1521594.jpg

Ivy (Itachi's kid):http:///i/spire1/ad426a4ba37f7e4f1a470af1b8f83a521230332740_full.jpg

Taylor (Tobi's kid):http:///user_images/K/KI/KIT/kittenplush66/1130283253_eastofdark.jpg

Kaidin (Kisame's kid):http:///user_images/U/UX/UXA/UXAX/1238699807_5622_full.jpeg

Kaleb (Kakuzu's kid):http:///app-image/7927807461/5411656627/PROFILE//img/q/u/08/03/10/4690033729a5775866340l.jpg

Sam (Sasori's kid):http:///2008/12/anime-boy-1.jpg

Delilah (Deidara's kid):http:///user_images/I/IT/ITA/ITACHIGIRL111/1219422778_7546_full.jpeg

Zet (one of Zetsu's kids): No Pics found! Think Su but with shorter hair and a guy...

Su (one of Zetsu's kids):http:///1199/942622685_547e06daf2_o.jpg

WTF, IS HAPPENING?! OCs:

Samantha: http:///_HWU3wX2cDLQ/SaGndsi7HtI/AAAAAAAAFPQ/EzDeZMO8-5w/s400/punk_anime_girl.jpg

Kelly: http:///app-image/6327721089/6327443187/PROFILE//img/q/u/08/03/30/6d1f8c37.jpg

Natalie:http:///pictures/butfull20anime20girls/BrownHairAngel.jpg

Emo?
is it really that bad?
you cant accept the fact
that i get a little sad?
that i am a little mad?
so i favor black
and i dont like pink
you use those as reasons
to make my soul sink
so some of us cut
and some of us dont
we can smile
laugh love and live
we're just not like the rest
sure we cry
we want to die
but none of you understand
its not like we had planned
to live life like this
to spend our days
depressed and amiss
we're not bad people
we dont worship satan
we're not out to kill anyone
we just dont like the world
as much as everyone else
and we dont like ourselves
as much as we could
but we're ok with that
you can call us ugly
you can call us fat
but you cant change who we are
we are emo
whats so wrong with that

Some girls are pretty,

some girls are wimpy,

some girls are girly,

and cry when they break a nail

but some girls are tough,

they are smart

and witty,

They know how to survive on their own,

some girls are independent,

and those girls are great,

not the sissy beautiful divas,

who can't take care of themselves,

its not the looks of an girl that make her admirable,

It is all about the state of mind.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

10th grade
As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called "best friend". I stared at her long, silky hair, and wished she was mine. But she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. After class, she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before and handed them to her. She said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanted to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

11th grade
The phone rang. On the other end, it was her. She was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart. She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone, so I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine. After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie, and three bags of chips, she decided to go to sleep. She looked at me, said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Senior year
The day before prom she walked to my locker. My date is sick" she said; he's not going to go well, I didn't have a date, and in 7th grade, we made a promise that if neither of us had dates, we would go together just as "best friends". So we did. Prom night, after everything was over, I was standing at her front door step. I stared at her as she smiled at me and stared at me with her crystal eyes. I want her to be mine, but she isn't think of me like that, and I know it. Then she said "I had the best time, thanks!" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Graduation Day
A day passed, then a week, then a month. Before I could blink, it was graduation day. I watched as her perfect body floated like an angel up on stage to get her diploma. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. Before everyone went home, she came to me in her smock and hat, and cried as I hugged her. Then she lifted her head from my shoulder and said, "you're my best friend, thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

A Few Years Later
Now I sit in the pews of the church. That girl is getting married now. I watched her say "I do" and drive off to her new life, married to another man. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't see me like that, and I knew it. But before she drove away, she came to me and said "you came!". She said "thanks" and kissed me on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Funeral
Years passed, I looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my "best friend". At the service, they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years. This is what it read: I stare at him wishing he was mine, but he doesn't notice me like that, and I know it. I want to tell him, I want him to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love him but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. I wish he would tell me he loved me! I wish I did too... I thought to my self, and I cried.

Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

"Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU... The one who turns to his friends and says, "thats her"...

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.

Your daughter, Judith

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.
Sometimes people put up walls, not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.

When a GIRL is quiet,
Millions of things are running in her mind

When a GIRL is not arguing,
She is thinking deeply

When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of
questions,
She is wondering how long you will be
around

When a GIRL answers "i'm fine" after a
few seconds,
She is not at all fine

When a GIRL stares at you,
She is wondering why you are lying

When a GIRL lays on your chest,
She is wishing for you to be hers forever

When a GIRL calls you everyday,
She is seeking for your attention

When a GIRL sms's u everyday,
She wants you to reply at least once

When a GIRL says I love you,
She means it

When a GIRL says that she can't live
without you,
She has made up her mind that you are
her future

When a GIRL says "i miss you",
No one in this world can miss you more
than that.

Ways To Get To A Girls Heart--

1.) Hug her from behind.

2.) Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other.

3.) When standing, wrap your arms around her.

4.) Cuddle with her.

5.) Dont force her to do ANYTHING!

6.) Write little notes.

7.) Compliment her.

8.) When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.

9.) Say I love you...and MEAN IT!

10). Brush the hair out of her eyes

11). Comfort her when she cries.

12.) Love her with all your heart

Girls- C&P this if you think its sweet.

Guys- C&P this if you would do any of it

A LOGICAL SOLUTION.
Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100

And,

B-U-L-L-S--T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103

AND, look how far a kissing will take you.

A--K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullst and A Kissing that will put you over the top.

Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it. (believe it!)

Boys, just do it!--

Tell her you think shes cool.

Tell her why you think shes so cool.

Smell her hair.

Talk to her in movie theatres.

Pick her up and pretend youre going to throw her in the river; shell scream and fight you but secretly, shell love it.

Hold her hand and skip.

Hold her hand and run.

Just hold her hand.

Pick flowers from other peoples gardens and give them to her.

Tell her she looks pretty.

Let her pay for stuff if she wants to.

Introduce her to your friends as The coolest girl I know

Sit in the park and talk to her.

Take her to the library, and playgrounds, and train stations.

Tell her dirty jokes.

Tell her stupid jokes.

Write poems about her.

Just walk around with her.

Throw pebbles at her window at night.

When she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her.

Take her to shows of bands shes never heard of.

Hold her hand in the mosh pit.

Let her fall asleep in your arms.

Call her.

Call her back if she calls you.

Sing to her, no matter how bad you are.

Carve your names into a tree.

Get her mad, then kiss her.

Give her piggy-back rides.

Go see her band play even if they really suck, and tell her they were great.

Give her space if she needs it.

Push her on swings.

Stay up with her all night when shes sick.

Make up pet names for her, but cool ones, not sappy ones.

Teach her guitar.

Lend her your cds.

Write on her.

Make her mixtapes.

Write her letters.

If she asks you to go to a show with her, go, even if it means a 5 hour train trip.

Take her to cool shops, and let her take you to even cooler ones.

Listen to all the bands she mentions.

Dont tell her that her favorite bands suck.

When shes sad, hang out with her or stay on the phone with her, even if shes not saying anything.

Buy her ice cream.

Let her take all the photos of you she wants.

Look into her eyes.

Slow dance with her, even if the music is fast.

Kiss her in the rain.

When you fall in love with her, tell her.

2.Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Xanogltheic

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Gotizzle

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Black Dragon

5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on): Nicole Ember

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Morsa

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Blue Big Red

8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): LaRaine William

9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Rascal

The iPod shuffle-

1) Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2) For each question, press the next button to get your answer

3) YOU MUST WRITE THAT NAME OF THE SONG NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT IS!

1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Lucky Star Opening - lucky star (um...)

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Men in Black - Will Smith (I do wear a lot of black...but im not a guy...)

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFFTEN?

Potential Breakup Song - Aly and Aj (o.o)

4.WHAT IS 2+2?

Die Motherf die - Dope (lolz the death of math... :3)

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Be Our Guest - Disney's Beauty and the Beast (i have to cook for her...sighs)

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Don't Leave Me- All-American Rejects (jashin...im not that possesive...or am I...?)

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

The Break-up Song- All-American Rejects (its kind of pathetic when i watch girls fuss over one guy... -_-)

8. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Stab My Back - All-American Rejects (...assasin...? awsome...!)

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Kick the Can- DDR (hehehehehe lolz)

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Pain- Three Days Grace (...hum...so that why they call me destructo...)

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

I've Got No Strings- Disney's Pinnocio (sp?) (hehehe...i would get my akatsuki friends to help...:D)

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Hasta La Vista - Camp Rock (now I feel sad...sniff)

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Cell Block Tango - Chicago (the tango + murder = happiness...? yayerz!)

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

The City is at War - Cobra Starship (i might have blown up a city or two...BUT YOU HAVE NO PROOF!)

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

I'm Bad- Michael Jackson (ha! no wonder I call my friend a hoodlum!)

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Centerfold - DDR (that's just plain creepy... )

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

A Little Piece of Heaven - Avenged Seventhfold (...i...get...murdered...by a zombie... O.o)

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Livin' La Vida Loca - Ricky Martian (I an'it no prostitute!)

19.WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

I Melt with You- Bowling for Soup (lolz i'm watching people melt... :3)

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Serventof Evil- Vocaliod (sniff)

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Hollaback Boy - Cobra Starship (O.O)

22.WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

We are Cheerleaders- Bring it On (he-he ...yeah im scared of cheerleaders...)

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Levan Polka - Vocaloid (YAY! :D)

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Ms. Hilton - The Penfifteen Club (hiss)

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

We'll Burning - Sean Paul (Ouch...burns...)

26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Witch Doctor - DDR (lolpops)

Well this is the end of my Profile! Byez! :)