Things you should probably know about me:

I have the worst memory of anyone. It's not just that I'm forgetful, it's that I forget the important stuff and remember the strange things (I can remember the shirt that I wore on the last day of the first semester of seventh grade, but, I can't remember the algorithm for finding property tax... I know that you have to divide by 100 somewhere in there.)

I LOVE everything on !!

I'm a grammar freak!

I love spoofs!

I love to read and write and play video games and (I need to get a life) and so on and so forth. I can has an original story!! Finally!

Sometimes, I sit around waiting for my life to start. I imagine some sort of dark man coming, telling me of another word. Of mysic powers I and those around me posses then he scoops me on his feet to bring me to a school or an office or maybe a mystical holding place. Sometimes these have twists where the dark man turns out evil and someone comes to save me. We travel through new worlds and dimensions, beautiful and terrible and then I am back on my mother's chaise in a beige, beige room.

All of my published stories are on long term hiatus... In a few years I might come back to them, but, I have issues, so probably not.