Germany tells Italy to never go into the basement. But what will Italy see when he does?

When Canada gave France a second chance, he knew it would only be a matter of time before his heart was broken... Again. Will he fall victim to France's charm once more or can a certain Prussian save him? Franada vs PruCan; Rated M for France, et al.

The brain is as much a vital region as the heart; too bad America couldn't deal with the memories. So he forgot, stayed the hero but it couldn't last forever. Regrets are there for a reason and America, it's time to remember yours. AmericaxWorld, AmeriCan, RuPru. InsaneAmerica. GerIta.

"If you hate me so much, than why are we allies?" "Good point. I fucking declare war on you." When Canada snaps and declares war on his brother, all hell breaks loose. Now, Canada wants America to disappear and he will go to any means to do so. Will he succeed? EDIT: now rated M for later hard core ish violence, hinted sexual content and sensitive ideoligy Shit's going down lol

A series of one-shots for Lady GaGa's BORN THIS WAY. Follow-up to THE HETALIAN MONSTER. EXTRA: Romania performs "Stuck on F'in' You"

Her opinions, her motives, her secret adventures and untold fate. See the same old story through different eyes.

Liechtenstein is living at Germany's house with many other nations the man has conquered. It is like a gilded cage full of regulations. When she meets a Dutch who treats her with indifference she feels free for the first time.

REVAMPED: Eric Cartman is actually Kyle Broflovski's brother! Wait, is "Cartman" even his name anymore? Written before Scott Tenorman's return came out. T for language only. COMPLETE.

Perhaps there was never any true love to begin with.

To the West, bombs tear apart a country, to the east weaker nations fall to surprise attacks. The wheels are turning for a third world war. With the strongest nation having already fallen chaos quickly spreads across the world. Blood, Gore, Yaoi, C. Death

"A house for a house" Arthur said holding Matthew "What he did...was wrong, I won't..and I promise Matthew, I won't ever let him do that to you again!" He swore looking Matthew in the eyes as he promised. Matthew for a moment believed him Incest,rape

When nations begin disappearing under mysterious circumstances, their capital cities band together to bring them back. This however, involves the breaking of the most important rule: A nation and their capital are never supposed to meet. Ever.

Posted because in my opinion, you can never have too much smut. Stories contain mostly yaoi, some yuri and a bit of hetero. I will give warnings at the beginning of each chapter.

"Botswana knew, Zimbabwe felt much more for her than just the ordinary, but she thought it best not bring it up, so she didn't." 10 instances in which Botswana had to stop herself.

“Heard Jewboy was coming home.” Kenny turned to look at Cartman. "What? Kyle?" "Yep. Wendy told me. Met up with him in France. Dude he’s been in boarding school up there. Freaking Lame.” Style. Rating will change.

Akito has always favored Yuki in the public eye. But when alone his favorite isn't who you'd expect. What happens when he's tired of being separated from his loved one?

For years Mattie Williams has been living a life full of drugs and parties, and doing what he wants, when he wants. What happens when his family resurfaces and pulls him from the life he loves back to life he once ran from, where everything has changed?

Takes place during World War II. Kyle is brought to Auschwitz, where he meets the sadistic and spiteful SS-soldier Cartman, who makes his life a hell but also provokes feelings he never had before. Cartman x Kyle, VERY EXPLICIT CONTENT - S/M, torture, sex

JakeXFreddie oneshot SLASH! Remember that episode where Jake was going to sing on iCarly? Yeah, this is what happened before Sam & Carly came out of the elevator

When Zim gets sick, he must hide his weakness from the Dib-worm. Which might just prove impossible... ZaDR, GaGR Fluff & sickness. cx

He stretched, his tail swishes from contentment, his ears twitched and his eyes slowly opened. The sun was warm against his skin, making him purr happily. Soon he hides his features from the world, no one should know, no even his family. Being rewritten.

Kakashi gets hit with a Jutsu and becomes feral; contains unbeta'ed content, some humour and fluff.

There is close to nothing Ze Mole wouldn't do for a smoke. Damien/Christophe CRACK. Contains oral sex and hell. This pairings needs more love.

Iruka has been carrying a secret for years; Kakashi, somehow, finds out. Written in two parts, with different POV's in each. Inspired by a prompt on kakairu kink on LJ .

So you've bought your interactive Grimmjow doll- now what? The intuitive guide for the keeping of your new feline friend.

Style, Bunny, Dip, and Creek! Enjoy! 2 extra chappies r being added! the Christams spirit has struck me!

In the spirit of the holiday season, Chase Young begins receiving a series of gifts... CHACK, ONESHOT

I'll bet Speed Racer never had to worry about the Mach Five raping Racer X's Shooting Star." In which one of Gwen's spells goes wrong and now Kevin's car is in love. Kevin/Ben.

Oneshot.SLASH/YAOI.NoraOOC. "Whatever his master…as much as he denied it to everyone else Nora did think of Kazuma as his master, and every time Nora thought of him like that a small shiver of pleasure ran though him."

Danny Fenton, Casper High's very own scrooge, is placed in charge of the secret Santa gifts until Friday. What fun. Bad news to Dash Baxter, who's eager to see what he got, and from whom. twoshot

Stan moves in with Butters & Kenny in LA. For 20 nights, he's wanted this one guy at the bar. But every night, he couldn't get him. But on the 21st day, Stan knows he has to have him... he seems familiar somehow... Style; light Bunny.

Alternate Universe. Edward Elric, famous inventor and son of the ruling lord, has been taken captive by Colonel Mustang and his ragtag militia.

Ten firsts as Kakashi and Iruka grow.

A smutty oneshot I wrote for my friend because we were disgusted at the lack of love for ClydexCraig. Craig's POV

Christmas is here and it works magics on Nora and Kazuma's relationship. To bad Kazuma can be stubborn. But Nora tries and well...the ususal...happens...when Nora tries to understand Kazuma. He does NOT have the brain power to understand Kazu NORAXKAZU

AU time-flux, On a whim Danny goes back to see what his parents were like in their high-school days. What he doesn't expect is to run in with a younger and much less evil Vlad. Time for some payback.Vlad/Danny one-shot commission for animeangel088

With Naruto finding Orochimaru’s hideout yet again, The Sannin begins to doubt Sasuke’s loyalty. So he does the one thing left; he captures Naruto and gives him to Orochimaru as a gift. Sasunaru

After spending years on Earth Zim has grown tall enough to rival the All-mighty Tallest. Now there is just one thing standing in his way. Irken law dictates there must always be TWO Tallest. So who will he choose to stand by his side?

...and neither is it raining them nor are they fighting. CHACK, ONESHOT

How was Jack Spicer, a script editor living in an apartment in New York, to know how much trouble taking in a stray could cause? CHACK

VERYLEMONYYAOIONESHOT! KennyButters! Butters hates all of the nicknames the bullies at school give him. All but one that is. When kenny comes to comfort him after being bullied it all turns about hot under the collar. TERRIBLE SUMMARY SORRY!

NoraxKazuma. Kazuma has returned after his mysterious disappearance, and Nora has some things to say to him - as well as something that maybe can't be spoken.

This is a KenpachixIchigo -SemexUke- collection of ficlets that are one-three chapters each in length. Please read the warnings, not for underage readers. The summaries are at the beginning of each ficlet.

After a fight, Nora finds himself confronted by thoughts he doesn’t understand, all aimed toward the pathetic human in his arms.

Kiba hates going to the doctors. Luckily, Kankuro knows just how to help. Yaoi, Lemon. For Ta-chan's b-day.

Okay, Chase is SERIOUSLY starting to weird Jack out... CHACK, ONESHOT

What happens with Ned's friends change plans and don't got to his study group and Seth Powers is the only one who goes? Four stories about how new relationships form. Ned/Seth Moze/Suzie Loomer/Faymen Cookie/Lisa Yaoi Yuri T for caution. Ch2 up!

An accidental encounter with some catnip leaves Grimmjow horny and...submissive? Ichigo's definitely taking advantage of this new development. GrimmIchi Oneshot.

Sasuke is a demon who lives on his own, until Lord Mizuki makes a degree to evict all magical creature, Sasuke has to rescue the Princess Naruto to get back his home, but what happens when he falls in love with the princess? NOT NARUFEM NO FLAMES

Denied Heaven or Hell, what really happens to one that uses a Death Note after they die? This is the lost chapter of the Death Note manga that follows Light after he dies on January 28th 2010. . . with a lemon twist. Light/L

...do not a happy couple make. CHACK, ONESHOT

Chase stalks his pretty little mate.Slash Jack/Chase

The story of a warrior named Chenglei Long and the heavenly deity that favors him. AU, CHACK

The Avenue q songs sung by the naruto characters. funny as hell, OOCness and rated M because of the songs. Includes If You Were Gay, Schadenfreude and It Sucks to Be Me and more.

AU. Take the hand of the devil in a city full of sin... and save yourself, if you can. Originally written in 2003, posted here for archival purposes.

KENNY IN A STAN/KYLE SANDWICH! Can you ask for a more righteous thing? ;D Boys get drunk on a school trip to Oregon. Cartman/Butters, StYle, Kenny/Kyle, Kenny/Stan. NOTE: I tried not to alter any of the character's speech patterns. Includes Jewish rips.

Zim always wanted to be normal, for one reason.......to be with dib.ZADR. Please be nice, its my first Fanfic on them.

There were many things Tweek expected that day, this was not one of them. PWP, lemon, very light bondage, Creek! M for a reason peeps!

Summary: Duncan gives Noah an offer he can’t refuse. Set before Dalliance and Pale. Rated for snogging. DxN Slash.

Stan dreams of his super best friend. Published this one a looong time ago but took it off. Waaay M rated people!

Dalliance: n 1: the deliberate act of wasting time instead of working syn: dawdling, trifling, wasting time 2: playful behavior intended to arouse. Slash Warning.

NagaHiko YAOI WARNING! Don't like, don't read. Chapter story, more to come soon XD LEMON / LIME

In the Childhoods of Ben and Kevin, Kevin is the daycare bully and Ben is the 'Victim' during paint time. Kevin is caught and must say sorry. The ending is funny. BeVin -kinda- Cuteness for sure.

Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru

Dude, what the titles says. A collection of slash pairing oneshots and drabbles counting down to my birthday. COMPLETED.

After getting hit by a new Shen Gong Wu, Jack shows Chase his emotional side. CHACK, ONESHOT

There is a new guy in Drake’s building, and he’s taking a glance. AU Drake/Josh Slash

Lewis creates a cloning machine! but what does that mean for people in the future? pairings L/W, C/F, and others! please be nice first MTR fic! rated for language

Naruto finds out about Tsunade hidden addiction and in the end gets his 'just' reward

Edd ends up tutoring Kevin during the summer. Eddy isn’t happy that Kevin is taking up all of Double D’s time. Edd doesn’t know what to do. Stupid PostIts.

My OC Kiki uses her most recent potion on two familiar blond boys. Gil/Johnny. Sorry for crappy summary. Rated for yaoi/slash/twink hawtness.

Surely something like that wouldn’t get in the way, would it? Maybe not, but other things just might. A Duncan/Trent oneshot piece with a few TDA Spoilers.

On Friday the 13th, what do you get when you cross a sexy henge with two parties, sake, a full moon, and the hottest Jounin in Konoha? Read to find out. KakaIru.

Sokka has to deal with Jet AND Zuko. Boy Love, don't like don't read. :

Lucas has returned to visit some old pals and to create a sequel to a Fred video. Carly and Sam claim that, but is that really why he's here..? Slash LucasxFreddie.

CHACK Oneshot - Jack Spicer decides to celebrate the return of a favorite seasonal treat with his dragon. Rated T to be safe

NaruIta Lemon. Yaoi

Mr. Shin is Sena's loyal doggie.

So he was stuck on this planet for medical reasons. That Kevin could deal with. Didn't mean he had to like being stuck in a zoo, though. ...On second thought, with humans as cute as that falling into his enclosure, maybe it wouldn't be so bad. BeVin

JD's ignoring Perry on their night at home. Of course, Perry doesn't like this. JDCox.

The campers are tricked onto the island a year after the first season. Cody won't leave Noah alone so the know-it-all turns to Duncan for help. It all goes downhill from there in a romance no one saw coming. !DuncanXNoah! ON HIATUS

Mid-TDA: At the Loser Resort 2.0, Trent and Duncan finaly "mend" things between them after Trent's emotional break-up with Gwen. Warning: Slash, and Izzy. Don't like, don't read. It's Duncan/Trent or Trent/Duncan. You decide.

Doctor Cox invents a game for JD. JDCox. Fluff.

FINISHED! - Jack Spicer is tricked by Katnappe into being the test subject for her latest DNA-splicing experiment. The feline side effects can’t be all that bad, especially if it gives Jack the opportunity to get closer to his idol, Chase Young. CHACK

Trouble stirs when Zuko and Sokka get into a fight. Zuko reveals his reasons for joining the gang. The two end up all alone...in a cave. Yaoi with LEMONS!

A series of karaoke oneshots. Warning: may contain randomness. R&R plz

Why does Noah hate Justin? Well you're about to find out. Some NoahxCody, but it's NoahxJustin. Oneshot.

A Chack version of a parody of Little Red Riding Hood. How is it Chack? Read and discover how a boy in crimson with equally red eyes unexpectedly finds a life of romance after getting lost in the woods. Chack; Chack x Jack, shounen-ai implied Yaoi...maybe

KenIchi yaoi. AU Kenpachi is an outlaw, Ichigo is a noble. Grimmjow tries to kidnap Ichigo while Ichi is out riding- Kenpachi comes upon them and stops him, but then he decides to kidnap Ichigo himself. One sided RenjiIchi, GrimmIchi rape. LEMON

Toboe is beaten and lost but calls out and receives a response that answers more than one question...love. Fluffy. Tsume/Toboe

Yes, Uchiha Sasuke wanted to screw Uzumaki bloody Naruto. — Sasuke/Naruto.

sasuke was the cold blooded demon prince, naruto was the confuzzled fallen angel...SASUNARU R&R

Jack gets some romantic advice...from himself. CHACK, ONESHOT

It's hot in Konoha, too hot for any normal person to be working. Gaara's visiting and someone is working overtime. It's only natural for him to give that person a reward. GxL

ONESHOT: Seto finds himself learning more about his puppy than he ever wanted to when he finds himself taking care of him for a couple of days. Remember, readers: all Egyptians are crazy, and bad words should not be said around small children!

Towards the end of the Christmas Bowl Hiruma and Sena get... "involved". HiruSena PWP

LoomerXNed! Billy's mom is going away for a week, so he has to stay at Ned's house. Ned's friends and Jerry team up and...what will happen? ON HIATUS

HIRU/SENA Sena gets lost after helping Monta brake into Hiruma's underground base. Can Sena find his way out before Hiruma finds him? Hiruma doesn't think so.

Odd, are you jealous of a car?" Odd doesn't care for cars, Ulrich does. They end up at a car auction, will Odd change his opinion? SLASH. This was born of a prompt from a friend, very little plot!

Five, four, three, two, one...CHACK, ONESHOT

When Chase Young moves into a new house, he ends up having an unexpected guest, one who by all accounts shouldn't be there... CHACK, ONESHOT; SEQUEL BY SILVARBELLE NOW UP

Sasori is not happy about Deidara making 'art' out of his puppets. Deidara doesn't want to die, so he hides in the laundry basket. SasoDei.

The third installment of my GrimmIchi series. WARNING: Contains Yaoi

For Kisame, Itachi's imperfections only make him more alluring. Oneshot drabble. Lemon.

Chase Young hated to admit it, but for the love of all that was Evil, pop-culture mags had made an accurate quiz, and so had brought about the current situation, in which he himself was taking it. CHACK, ONE-SHOT Also, to my fans, important note inside!

Ace sends Luffy to go give his grandpa some goodies and is sent through the woods. When he makes his way through the woods he happens to run into a wolf…a very hungry and sexy wolf. ZoLu Maybe a oneshot, depending on what people want.

Sasori and Deidara have the hideout to themselves for one whole day, but Deidara gets himself into a lot of trouble. My first Fanfic, so please review!

Its a complete pain when your inner-dragon wants to give you romantic advice in the middle of the night, especially when what its saying actually makes sense. CHACK, TWOSHOT

Grimmjow's bored. Is it the end of the Arrancars?

Mikami obeys his God, he worships him, he lusts for him. One shot. Mikami x Light LEMON and YAOI

Naruto written Pirates of the Caribbean Style. Full summary inside! WARNING: Violence, Language, Yaoi SasuNaru

Inuyasha crosses paths with Kouga after something tragic happens to him. Can Kouga help Inuyasha recover? YAOI Kouga x Inuyasha

Calvin is going to college, and reunites with a childhood friend. Brace yourselves for a time of mischief and glory, typical Calvin/Hobbes fights, and possible romance! Debut FanFic

these are the top ten ways to annoy Hiruma Youichi. WARNING: DO THESE AT YOUR OWN RISK. do not be stupid like Monta and decide to do these things without thinking first. PLEASE!.......that is all, please enjoy these short stories.

Oneshot Yaoi Paul/Ash. Ash stumbles upon an injured Paul and tries to help him. Featuring CPR, sexy rivalry and a pervy Pikachu.

What if Chase went into heat every hundred or so years? And what if one Jack Spicer got picked as the unlucky, or lucky depending on how you look at it, victim? CHACK, ONESHOT, MOSTLY TAME SMUT

Night at the Museum. Jedediah/Octavius. The White House is burning and Jed crashes the car when he realizes that he is attracted to the Roman general. Rating is a little high. Its more like PG-13.

Just as the title suggests. When Hiei wants something... he'd rather do than ask.

Do you think sex in the shower is kinky? GrimmjawXIchigo, rated for lemon. Sequel to Robes are Useful.

A series of Oneshots, Kevin's mindset in the story Double Dork. Formerly 'Halves', now changed to fit more than one chapter.

Dash, now a mature college student, comes back to Amity Park and encounters a boy laden with responsibilities larger than anyone could ever bear. Sorry for the crappy summary. Shonen ai Dash x Danny

Bounty Hunter Urameshi Yusuke decides to go after the infamous pirate, Hiei, who's bounty alone could let Yusuke retire. However, this pirate isn't one to be messed with, and Yusuke ends up captured. How else could things go wrong?[YusukeHiei][AU]

A slightly cracky oneshot where Chase laughs his immortal ass off and Jack pouts. Chack DUH.

Trapped in a cave during a Makai blizzard, Hiei and Yusuke find the best way to keep warm. Lemon, Yaoi.

Naruto a young fox has been captured and dragged back by Sasuke a hound dog. Now Naruto waits unknowing of his future now. Sasunaru

Hell, when Ichigo's hungry, the boy will eat any damn thing! oneshot

After a... freak motorcycle accident, Rui finds himself caring for a memory striken Hiruma. But as Hiruma's new life begins to unfold will Rui steal his heart before his real past comes back to take him away? Yaoi, RuiHiruma

YaoiSlash, maleXmale, smut. AgonHiruma. Agon was jealous of Hiruma and Hiruma was jealous of Agon. and then they're having sex grin

[SasuNaru, oneshot] In which Sasuke wears an angel costume, and Naruto has fun humiliating him until he snaps.

[Slash, StanKyle] Stan feels awkward.

Ultracrack. MusashiAgonHirumaRui. In which Musashi learns never to play Scrabble with a bunch of immature punks.

[Ulquiorra, Grimmjow] Ulquiorra liked order and efficiency. Grimmjow was anything but.

Orihime hates Grimmjow

Sena stumbles on a mysterious shop one day and what he finds there really is more than what he paid for. Au. [HirumaSena]

Sasuke is back, but Naruto left Konoha. Nine years later, how will old relationships mend? Especially with a sevenyearold blond boy as a distraction! SasuNaru NEW CHAPTER for CHRISTMAS!

Cracky oneshot about cracky gifts. With lots of YaHas. Hiruma x Rui.

Sena and Monta plot a celebration for Hiruma's birthday. But Agon apparently has another idea. AgonHiruma. OneShot.

Dash was just wondering the cafiteria, he hardly thought he'd have to deal with this! He had no idea how to handle THIS! Can be slash if you want. ONESHOT so far.

Just how sensitive are Hiruma's ears? Hirusena, limey PWP and drabble

Zack and Cody have feelings for eachother. Zack and Cody do something that makes them take their relationship to the next level. Twincest, lemon !CHAPTER 5 UP!

I love giving stories cheesy titles. Everyone wanted a sequel, but I don't think it came out as good as the first one....Read and enjoy

His biggest wish was to help the Prince, but how could he do that when he was a fox? Your deepest desires can be fulfilled though... and that's exactly what happened to him. SasuNaru, AU.

Kouga and Inuyasha get a little rowdy in the closet... Slash InuyashaKouga

Zuko finds Sokka in a slavehouse and decides to buy him, though he is not the young, energetic boy he knows. Will Zuko help him heal the inner wounds? ZuSo.

COMPLETE. Sesshomaru x Older Rin. Sesshomaru saves Rin from the whirlpool she was pulled into, and she comes back...changed. IC In Character

AUSasNar Years ago, Sasuke left Naruto behind in Konoha due to a painful fight. Now, five years later, they meet again under excruciating circumstances and Sasuke has the upper hand . . . will years of hatred overcome love in the end?

Miroku figured he had about 30 seconds to live. Sesshoumaru just wanted to do that again. [Crack, Crack and More Crack] [Sesshoumaru x Miroku, because I figure, why not?] ONESHOT

Hiei Yusuke yaoi, boyxboy. Another mission, but this ones different why are only two of the detectives going. Ch 9 and ch. 11 is the lemons don't like that then don't read it Dx. R&R [Updated back on hold]

[HaruxKyo] Haru decides he wants Kyo, what will he have to do in order to capture his favorite orange haired kitty?

Stanley's time at Camp Green Lake is measured by nights. Every night that he does not, cannot fall asleep. Because at night something truly terrible happens in DTent, something that Stanley could not bear to sleep through, no matter how much he wants to.

Rating for safety, One-Shot, InuyashaxMiroku romance, lil bit of humor at the begining. R&R, honest reviews are prefered! Ch. 2 is a lil explanation of things I left out.

Shenzi, one of the hyena trio we all love, feels that hyenas are being treated for less than they deserve. Will the hyenas suceed in getting the lions to trust them? CHAPTER 1 FIXED, CHAPTER 2 ADDED, PLEASE R&R!

Songfic to Arrow by Cheryl Wheeler. Feverish delusions late at night. NnyEdgar.

FINISHED Stanley Yelnats takes the blame for a 'crime' he didn't commit. His punishment is unexpected, but is it deadly? Takes place during the book. Slightly AU No slash/sex/MS