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Hours have passed by, was still Sasuke carrying Naruto who was tired and bored by Akamaru's endless chattering.
"So let me ask another question..."
Naruto groaned, while Kiba and Akamaru sniggered.
"So there's this girl who likes you but you don't like her. How do you let her down gentlely not hurting her feelings and avoiding being burnt alived and eaten cripsy style?"
"Just slowly explain to her that you don't love her and says that everyone has a true--"
Sasuke accidently tripped interrupting him.
"The sooner we're at Duloc the better," Naruto muttered glaring at Sasuke's head.
"You'll love it there Princess! It's wonderful there!" Kiba spoke up kindly.
"And what's my future husband going to be like? What does he look like?" asked Naruto giving a cute wondering gaze.
"Well," began Sasuke not to delicately sitting him down on a rock.
"He's definately bright," Sasuke joked referring to Lord Mizuki's hair.
Kiba laughed getting his joke.
"Yeah a real shining example!" Kiba also joked and started to burst out laughing with Sasuke smirking.
"I don't get it..." Akamaru muttered confused. (A/N Dogs are colourblind afterall)
"Never so I..." Naruto nodded looking at Kiba and Sasuke like they'd have two heads.
"You'll get it when you meet him Princess," Kiba smiled while Sasuke washed his dirty face in the lake next to them.
"Yes, I'm sure your not too dumb to realize the joke when you finally meet him tommorrow," Sasuke drawled as he finished washing his face.
Naruto blushed as he finally noticed Sasuke actually was handsome. He couldn't tell with the soot covering his pale skin.
His eyes widened at a sudden realisation.
"Tommorrow? It's gonna take that long?" Naruto asked nervously.
"Yep," Sasuke confirmed as he started to walk away.
"Sh-shouldn't we set up camp?"
"No, because that'll take longer." Sasuke said firmly.
"But there's robbers and bandits in the woods!"
Kiba and Akamaru stopped in their tracks.
"Wait a sec Sasuke, he's gottas point," Kiba nodded.
"Yeah it definately sounds good!!" Akamaru barked.
"Look you guys, I'm the most scariest thing in this forest," Sasuke muttered fed up.
Naruto marched right in front of Sasuke.
"I NEED TO SET UP CAMP NOOOWW!!!" roared Naruto.
Kiba, Sasuke with his ears and tail drooped and Akamaru stared at him in shock, they faintly heard birds and animals scuttle away at the Princess's sheer fierceness in his voice. O.o o_o OwO
Sasuke annoyed moved made an enterance for Naruto's camp made out of blouders.
"Here you are Dobe Princess," Sasuke sighed glaring at Naruto.
"Don't you think we can do better than that Sasuke?" inspected Kiba.
Sasuke was about to yell at Kiba until Naruto interuppted.
"No its perfect, it just needs something..."
"Something? Like what?" Sasuke asked dumbfounded. They heard a large ripping sound and Naruto came back with a large block of wood.
"Like a door, well its been great guys but I, erm, need my beauty sleep!" Naruto blabbled as he backed his way into his camp. The large block of wood blocking their sight.
"You want me to read you a bedtime story Princess? Cause I will!" Akamaru barked happily.
"Goodnight Akamaru." Naruto said firmly.
Sasuke glanced longly at another blouder near Naruto's camp.
'Maybe if I could move it in front of his entrance...'
"Sasuke!" Kiba yelled.
"What? Its just a thought!"
"And that's Hokage the 3th taming the vicious snake demon, you see," Sasuke said pointing to a constalation in the sky.
Kiba made a scrunched up face trying to see the pattern.
"I see...I think..."
"Will you tell me my future? Huh?" chirped Akamaru.
"You can't tell the future by the stars Akamaru. You can tell stories. Like that one the Snake Sanin, you see, there's him and there's the villagers running away from his ugliness."
"I can't really tell..."
"It's only a big load of stupid dots anyway," Akamaru sniffed.
"You know Akamaru maybe there's more to things than they seem. Hm?" Sasuke indicating something but Kiba and Akamaru just stared at him.
"Nevermind," sighed Sasuke.
"What are we going to do when we get our swamp back anyway?" Kiba asked.
"Um, our swamp?"
"Yeah, after we bring back the Princess then what?" barked Akamaru.
"Kiba, Akamaru there is no we, there's no our, when we bring back the Dobe Princess it's just gonna be me and my swamp, I'll build a wall as soon as I get back,"
"That stung Sasuke...that stung!" whimpered Akamaru.
"You know what Sasuke I think that the whole wall thing is because you've got something to hide," Kiba growled in defense of Akamaru.
"Oh really?" Sasuke sarcastically asked.
"Yeah really! What is it?"
"Nevermind Kiba," Sasuke muttered turning away from him only to be faced with Akamaru.
"Is it a demon thing?" asked Akamaru.
"Drop it!" yelled Sasuke turning away to be faced with Kiba.
"Why don't you want to talk?"
"Why do you guys even WANT to talk to me!" snarled Sasuke his ears and tail beginning to prickle back.
"Who are you hidding from huh? Who?" inquired Akamaru.
"EVERYONE OKAY!!" roared Sasuke causing Kiba and Akamaru to step back, Sasuke got up and walk away from them.
"We're getting somewhere now!" chirped Akamaru.
"What's your problem Sasuke? What have you got against everyone anyway?" asked Kiba.
"I'm haven't got the problem! The world seems to have a problem with me! As soon as someone sees me its, ahhh help run! An evil, visious, monstrous demon!"
Sasuke sighed sitting down again.
"They never think twice, they judge me before they even know me, that's why I'm better off alone," Sasuke stated sadly, unaware that he was being watched by Naruto inside his camp.
Naruto away with a guilty conscience.
Kiba and Akamaru looked at each then sat beside him.
"You know Sasuke, dude, we never ran away and think that when we met you," smiled Kiba sympathically.
Sasuke blinked as he looked at Akamaru who had his head on his lap, then back at Kiba.
"Yeah, your right," smiled Sasuke realizing.
"So er, is there any dogs up in the sky huh?" asked Akamaru wagging his tail.
"Um, well, there's Fluffly the loud...and smelly,"
"I think I see it! It that glowy one in the middle!" barked Akamaru.
"That's the moon..." Kiba said.
"Oh...it's pretty!"
Mizuki layed in his leopard pattern bed, sipping white wine while watching a picture of Naruto, projected by Neji, while romantic music played when the music stopped the projection faded.
The lord had everything ready for his new bride to arrive too, including clothes, wedding dresses and even a puppy with a pink bow around its neck.
He was all ready for seducing his new Queen.
"Again! Show her to me again," Mizuki sighed longingly.
Neji grimanced as he played the music again and Naruto's picture showed up.
"Ahh...she's perfect..." sighed Mizuki.
'My God this guy's creepy!' thought Neji with tears comically streaming down his face.
Naruto crept away from camp leaving the other sleeping by each other's side.
'Maybe making them breakfast will make it up to them,'
Naruto whistled a tune, he noticed two birds in competion.
The birds began to chirp in a higher tune. Naruto nodded his head to their song, then they began to sing higher...
and higher...
until...
BAM!!
O.o Naruto stared at the two exploded bird's dust laying where once were.
His attention turned to their cold eggs.
Sasuke's ear twitched as he heard the sizzling sound of a saucepan an sniffed the air as he smelt cooking eggs.
"Hey guys wake up." whispered Sasuke.
Kiba woke up straight away, his stomach growled as hes smelled the eggs.
"Oh yeah baby...that's just how I like it...oh yeah!" Akamaru mumbled in his sleep.
Kiba sweatdropped as he nudged Akamaru hard.
"OW!!"
"Morning guys!" smiled Naruto turning the eggs. "Hope I made them the way you like it,"
"Good morning Princess!" barked Akamaru gobbling down the eggs.
"What's this then?" asked Sasuke raising an eyebrow.
"To make up, we got on the wrong foot yesterday. You did rescue me afterall," smiled Naruto eating his eggs.
Sasuke sniffed his eggs and ate a small piece.
"You're not a bad cook Dobe,"
"I'll take that as a compliement," blushed Naruto.
'He's so beautiful when he blushes,' thought Sasuke.
AUTHOR NOTES: I hope you enjoyed this chapter
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