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 Author has written 8 stories for Doctor Who, Stoked, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Glee, James Bond, Internship, and Hunger Games. Hello. I'm Sal, but you can call me Willow. Or not. Your choice. I like writing. Also acting, but I don't see how that's relevant. tumblr deviantART livejournal (which I never use, because for the life of me I can't figure out how to work the layout) If you have any fanfiction recommendations for me, please send them! Or just if you want a couple of an extra view or hit, I'll be sure to check out any link sent to me. Unless it's one of those ones that hacks into your account and makes your computer a spaz and stuff. If you send those, not cool. I'm quite knowledgeable in a few fandoms, so if you want to know if I write stories for something, or have any requests or ideas, feel free to send them to me! I'm on a writers block 99% of the time, so it would actually help out a lot. My story 'Pretty Far Away From a Fairy Tale' was partially-inspired by this post. Anyway, feel free to read my stories, though you don't have to. It would be nice though. If you plan to steal my work or flame me, I will laugh and say "Bitch, please. I am fabulous." |
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Keep the Faith by Lost Enchanter reviews
Draco Malfoy has kidnapped Ginny Weasley, but what does he want? Is it just Ginny, or does Malfoy seem a little... desperate? Post HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,710 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/10/2018 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Maps by koalakoala reviews
One-hundred missing moments; drabbles. All pairings. 85: Mark of Athena spoilers. Percy/Annabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 85 - Words: 11,290 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010
Forks High School Blogs by xxTash23xxx reviews
Forks has got a Blog. Read thoughts from our favourite Cullens, Bella and more. Watch Edward go head over heals for Bella on his Blog.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 15,266 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 10/11/2008
the roses bloomed prettier than you by audi katia reviews
Sometimes she thinks she's yelling into a glass jar.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Quinn F., Puck
25 Ways To Annoy Your Favorite TDI Characters by Theater Of The Mind reviews
Read the title people... Anyways, I am explaining and elaborating a few ways to annoy each character, Trent is up chapter 26
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,932 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Total Sibling Rivalry by Kelsica2 reviews
12 campers and their siblings compete for half a million dollars in TSR! Day 21: Okay,this is just weird. You're gonna have to read to find out what happens in this episode of TOTAL SIBLING RIVALRY!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 267,075 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 11/22/2008
Bring Me All Your Elderly! by RainAndRoses reviews
After watching "The Last Airbender" movie, the appalled members of Team Avatar decide it's up to them to fix the movie by coaching their live-action counterparts on how to be more like them. Hilarity ensues. Canon pairings, but lots of weirdness later.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,918 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Complete
The Incredible Bouncing Knight by Ultra-Geek reviews
Or, Why Sir Leon Isn't Dead. Whenever the subject of Leon's propensity towards living is brought up, everyone in the household gets shifty eyed and twitchy. Is it skill? Luck? Magic? No, of course not, magic's illegal, don't be ridiculous…
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 127 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Leon, Merlin - Complete
sweetheart by koalakoala reviews
"I bet we'd get more sponsors naked," he says to her, grinning. "Need some help with your costume, sweetheart?" A collection of short vignettes. Haymitch-centric.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 9,062 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Haymitch A. - Complete
With Thanks to Apollo by Queen of Dreaming reviews
It's normal for a young woman almost out of college to seem a little different when she visits her family, right?
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Ariadne - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 2,598 - Follows: 313 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Romantical Cats by Krissy4 reviews
It's the conversations we remember that make up the story
Cats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,179 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Munkustrap, Rumpleteazer
The Companion's Guide to the Galaxy by JLW reviews
A handy leaflet telling every companion the Do's and Don'ts of travelling with the Doctor!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Complete
Now and Again: Stuck On The Slow Path by Isis the Sphinx reviews
King Arthur is the Once and Future King. When was he supposed to return, and where was he supposed to rule? After Arthur journeyed to Avalon, Camelot failed. And what about Merlin, who disappeared long before the final battle? This is Merlin's story.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,588 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Merlin
Change in the Wind by St. Minority reviews
Take what you can, give nothing back. Pre-COTBP. A take on how the mutiny happened. Violence. Jack, Barbossa, Bootstrap.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Hector B. - Complete
Phoenix, don't you die by Mae'side reviews
There would be a time for answers, but the question faded as he ran. All that mattered was the pounding of a heart. He would not fail this mission. Merlin would not die. A/M friendship, lots of angst and a surprising presence. Chapter 9 is up! XO, a.a.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,893 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Arthur, Merlin
Pirates of the Cocoabean: Curse of the Bad Parody by poeismyhero reviews
No one is safe in the world of the Cocoabean! MWAHAHA! Yes, from Aflac ducks to failed heroics, I – poeismyhero – vow to create a parody that will have you ROFL before you can Twitter! Warning: character bashing - it’s a parody, people!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,195 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009
Total Drama Island, SEASON 2! by astrosono reviews
This time around, the campers, Chris, and Chef are going to a deserted island somewhere in the Pacific Ocean! What new alliances, relationships and enemies will form? Find out on TDI, SEASON 2!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 72,654 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet - Complete
Harry Potter: A Parody by Historybuff1536 reviews
A Harry Potter parody of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Somewhat off the Way by netgirly2k reviews
In which there's a bodyswap. But it's okay, Merlin knows what he did wrong this time.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Merlin, Morgana - Complete
Bloody Pirates! by Tonkswyrda reviews
Elizabeth ran of with Jack, leaving Will alone on Tortuga. Untill a witch, claiming to come from 1998 shows up on the beach. He knows Tonks is married, but could he be falling for her?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/22/2009 - N. Tonks, Will T.
Read It Alone by Autumn Butterfly reviews
Warren is reading to escape the mayhem of everyday life at the mansion, and Kitty notices the book he has chosen.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Angel, Kitty - Complete
TDI Season 2Revenge of camp Wawanakwa by earth warrior reviews
Third challenge part one. Also includes, there is a thief at camp Wawanakwa, and Lez, Lauren and Benny are on the case. Also, Nikki is mad at Danny and everyone knows why. Except Danny.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,470 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008
Another High School Story by NonupdatingUser reviews
Are certain couples cheating on each other? Will something unexpected occur? What will happen? Find out; CxD, TxG, BxG. New chappie is up: You Like WHO?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,238 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Courtney
Coincidence by Caranora reviews
Dudley watched blankly as his son examined the envelope. He hadn’t seen one of those in ages, but in the back of his mind he wasn't honestly surprised.- Let's face it, coincidences always lead to something worthwhile. Pre-Epilogue AU with DH Spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 85 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Mistcloud's Return by Nova Raven reviews
Sequel of sorts to SunClan's Destiny. Mistcloud returns to MoonClan after a long journey, but finds it conpletely changed. When the time freeze over the territory falters, the MoonClan cats must deal with it, while an old evil lurks in the darkness.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,280 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
Letter of Complaint by once and future appleheart reviews
After discovering Merlin fanfiction, Arthur and Merlin decide to write a letter complaining about certain inaccuracies eg. slash. In the process, they also start to discover a few truths about their own lives that they're... not exactly satisfied with.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Merlin, Arthur
How to Make Your Teacher Mad by Dodo8899 reviews
This is the story of a young 'princess purfect' girl who is dared to be naughty. Will she accept the dare and be as bad as possible, or will she face the consequences of refusing?
A-List - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2009
Mirror Image by Fyrewing of CinderClan reviews
Mirrorpaw, Echosong's apprentice, has always felt that her destiny lies somewhere beyond SkyClan's gorge. When Sandstorm comes to SkyClan pleading for help to end Bramblestar's reign, she seizes her chance. T, like all my other stories, for violence.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008
Total Drama Comeback by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
The original 22 contestants return to Wawanakwa for a second season, almost straight after the first. Who will win? What new friendships and love interests will form? Will Heather endure, can Ezekiel survive, and will Izzy find the elusive jellybean smuggler? Completed, official pairings and more.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 375,353 - Reviews: 1927 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Chris M., Izzy, Bridgette, Ezekiel - Complete
Interference by siriuslives394 reviews
What if after visiting Gringotts for the first time Hagrid's pick me up had taken longer? What if Harry had spent more time in Madame Malkin's? Can Malfoy's inteference change Harry's sorting? Perhaps, Slytherin? Due to requests, I'll continue this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Warrior Cat Moments: Idiotic Names by Akasuna no Rin reviews
Just like humans, cats have their moments. Sometimes the moments that they have this moment is not the greatest time to have it. Who knows where the moments come from...
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,091 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
Meet Alice by XxXxXJasperIsNotEmoXxXxX reviews
Alice meets Jasper for the first time. Written from Alice's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Warriors: A Kittypets Journey by RiverLee reviews
A young tabby kittypet finds herself part of a Clan in the woods, FlameClan. Tasca finds out what it means to be a warrior cat in the forest. Fighting everyday to survive is a challange she will have to overcome if she plans on becomeing Rainstar.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,900 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008
Hogwarts Chat Rooms by siriuslives394 reviews
Hogwarts gets a budget raise. Because of this, they decide to modernize! A bunch of teen students and teachers, each with their own Internet connection. Not a pretty picture. The story says complete, but it doesn't end till I run out of ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,289 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
Warriors Parodyzied! by Galestorm Brushfire's Loyalty reviews
Whitestorm is gangsta and Tigerstars new name is Evil! Bluestar keeps getting struck by lighting bolts, and every other cat is randoooooom! R&R!
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,178 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/16/2008
Twilight Alice's PoV by MetroidMania23 reviews
The story of Twilight told from the view of Alice Cullen. Full summary inside. Rated T to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Alice
It Will End in Blood by Fyrewing of CinderClan reviews
A new age is dawning and Phaedra, daughter of FireClan's leader, is blamed for her father's murder. Exiled and alone, she joins the Five, an elite group of rebels. Will she save the land of Kyto, or destroy it? My first fanfic, R&R please.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 27,017 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008
Breaking Dawn Quote Drabbles by koolioettetheweirdo reviews
There's 21 Breaking Dawn 'Quote Of The Day's to come. After each one, I'll write a short drabble for what I think will happen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 6,486 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
MarySue Guide to Surviving Camp Greenlake by grab bag reviews
An instructional pamphlet recovered from the bus to CGL, which provides inside information for the Mary-Sue who is about to find herself at Camp Greenlake. Similar to "The Tough Guide to Fantasyland" if that helps.
Holes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,652 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 1/15/2004 - Complete
This Is How It's Gonna Be by Secretly Rotten reviews
AU: Bella is a vampire who comes to visit the Cullens. What if Bella decided to play hard to get with Edward and made him work for her love? Whould he do it? Read to find out! CHAPTER 20 IS NOW UP! LAST CHAPTER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,642 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Complete
10 Steps to DeSue a Mary Sue by kigen reviews
Mary Sues. The Avatar fanfiction is full of them. However, there is hope! Sokka will go with you step by step and explain just how to desue your Mary Sue, and change her into a great character! Cuteness warning, Sokka playing professor.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,461 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/11/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Sokka
Spinner by Perplexity reviews
Spinner’s End was not the most pleasant of places. Nymphadora Tonks, or just Tonks as she preferred, could testify to that. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,082 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 11/18/2005 - N. Tonks, Severus S. - Complete
Laptops by GinnyPotter101 reviews
Colin Creevey's family had just inherited a lot of money so Colin decides to buy Harry, Ginny, Ron, Hermione, Neville, Luna, Lavender, Seamus, Dean, Parvati laptops. Look at what they are doing with it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/24/2003 - Published: 10/17/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Return To Hogsmeade by dutchtulips reviews
R/Hr, as always. HP/Sweet Home Alabama crossover, with Hermione as Melanie, who is engaged to be married to Viktor Krum back in London, but first has to go home and tie up a few loose ends with the husband she left back home. . . (ch. 7 up)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,247 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/12/2002 - Published: 10/26/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
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it's hard to recreate such an individual gait reviews
And Neha's had boyfriends who she's dated for ages with no talk of bedroom activities, and she's known Stuart for what, eight months? And she's suddenly having a shower after having sex she can't remember. (One-shot, Neha/Stuart)
Internship - Rated: T - Bulgarian - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,054 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Complete
i went home and typed up everything you said reviews
She holds out a new mug that says 'I'm sorry you got beaten up by Russian mobsters while I wasn't there.' He smiles in a way that says 'I hacked your personal email.' Eve/Q friendship, Skyfall verse.
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2012
Pretty Far Away From a Fairy Tale reviews
"Amelia Pond!" the golden-haired Capitol representative announces, and Amy's life goes downhill from there. This story is AU.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Amelia P./Amy - Complete
One Day We'll Be Happy With Each Other reviews
You know your life sucks when your friend can tell how good your sex life is by whether or not you're wearing shoes. Quinntana friendship, with sides of Quick and Fuinn. Formerly known as "The Grass in Front of Jacob Ben Israel's House"
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Quinn F., Santana L.
Back the Way I Came reviews
Percy Jackson can only remember parts of his life, and it's really starting to annoy him. One-shot. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Only Kind of Cute reviews
He is the most frustrating, immature, sexist pig that Fin McCloud's ever had the misfortune of meeting, and she hates him. Yet she can't get him out of her head.
Stoked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Fin, Reef - Complete
Whispers in the Night reviews
Donna can hear the voices whispering,and she's sure she's forgotten something. After Journey's End, one-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Donna N. - Complete
What They Want To Say reviews
Ten things the characters of Doctor Who want to say before they die. So far containing Doctor/River and 11/Amy.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2010
