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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Robin Hood BBC.

Quotes:

"Until you spread your wings, you have no idea how far you can fly."

"Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same." Audrey Hepburn

"What'sat the end of a million? Zero, zero, zero... nothing. A circle with a hole in it." Linus Larabee (Humphrey Bogart) in Sabrina,
to do with money.

"Ooh, I think we can handle that!" Jasper Hale, the Twilight movie.

"Is he keeping your brains in jars, or should I be concerned about the water?" Stick It

"It's just like Termater, except without the ter!" Mater, Cars

"You stupid woman!" Renee, 'Allo 'Allo

"I love it, I love it." Roscoe P. Coltrane, The Dukes of Hazzard.

"I'm buildin' a domesday device, and I'm gonna aim it right up your hiney-hole." Cooter, the Dukes of Hazzard Movie

"Well, this sucks." The Penguins, Madagascar

"We're all gonna die." The old lady in Atlantis

"What animal does garlic come from?" and "Is a canary a fish?" My Crunchie Friend (you know who you are!)

"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." Edger Allen Poe

"To die would be an awfully big adventure." I don't know who says it, but it's from Peter Pan.

"Excellence through Passion" Maserati

"You're a good man, sister." Sam Spade, The Maltese Falcon

"I'm down with the kids." Billy Black, The Twilight Movie

"Where would be the fun in that?" Robin Hood, The BBC's Robin Hood series

"La-di-dah-di-dah!" The Sheriff of Nottingham, The BBC's Robin Hood series

"NI!!" The Knights Who Say "NI!", Monty Python: The Search For The Holy Grail

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Two Sides of the Coin by Andie14 reviews
Emelina's appearance in Nottingham is a blessing to some, a concern to others but a surprise to all. What are her real intentions though and where do her loyalties lie?
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 57,258 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/13/2015 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Guy of Gisborne, OC - Complete
Love Thy Enemy by Shotacon Candy reviews
Kat has finally executed his invasion plan, and it has succeeded. Now, Earth's last defense, Cooper Burtonburger, has been rendered beaten and broken. However, there a bigger reason for the invasion than Coop first thought. Using his new artificial human form to his advantage, what has Kat got in store for Earth? And what is Coop's role in the end of the world? One sided Kid x Kat.
Kid vs Kat - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Mr. Kat, Coop
As Long As We Both Shall Live by Novindalf reviews
Sequel to Till Death Do Us Part / AU fic where events of S2 finale were different. Robin and Marian are reunited, but what remains in store for them back home in sunny Sherwood? Chapter 18 now up! DISCLAIMER: I own no part of RH. Please read and review!
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,355 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Marian
Everything by Andie14 reviews
“Women are lepers,” he whispered. “Remember that.” Vaysey’s warning to his new lieutenant seemed harsh but never more so than when Gisborne first laid eyes on the daughter of the old Sheriff. Set before S1-1 in the years of Robin’s absence from England.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,006 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Guy of Gisborne, Marian
The Abbey by Cadmium Gold reviews
Post S1: Pregnant with her lover Robin's child, Marian flees to a nunnery where she can birth the child safely. While working out her term there, she discovers a mystery, a mystery surrounding the sheriff and Locksley itself...
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Robin Hood, Marian
Robin Hood: Outlaws by SherwoodRose reviews
This is a new twist on the BBC Robin Hood story. Using the characters of the series, and plots from several different Robin Hood books, a friend and I managed to come up with a great Robin Hood story! Please read and tell us what you think!
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,513 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 9/26/2008
Under the Veil by LittleMissMaster reviews
Hey. Well this is my new story. Marian is not allowed to show her face and must always wear a veil, why? You'll have to read to find out more. Also what will she think of a curious Lord of Locksey. The first chaps just an intro so its short, post more soo
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,180 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Robin Hood, Marian
In the Spirit of Halloween by SherwoodRose reviews
I made a Halloween story for you guys! Robin and the gang are having a party! Robin, Much, Little John, Allan, and Will are going to be there. Marian and some uninvited/unwanted guest are going to show up too! Please read and review!
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Robin Hood, Marian - Complete
Lardener's Legacy by weldolet reviews
Djaq and Will return to Sherwood from the Holy Lands looking to Robin for protection - from King Richard!
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,154 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008
Welcome to Hazzard by punk monkey reviews
Emmy is running from a past she wants to forget.So she moves to Hazzard to get away from the past and runs right into the Dukes and becomes friends. Which doesn't sit well with her uncles.
Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,258 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/16/2005 - Published: 8/12/2005
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Fair Lady Charlotte reviews
A twist on the BBC's Robin Hood series. This introduces a new character, Lady Charlotte, who is unwittingly part of the Sheriff's next plan. Disclaimer:I own no part of Robin Hood. BTW, this is my first fic and is kind of awful but I loved writing it :
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,827 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 1/23/2009
Meet Alice reviews
Alice meets Jasper for the first time. Written from Alice's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete