ATTENTION! ATTENTION!

For those who remember actual information on this page~.

I am moving most of my work onto my Homepage.

So, if you want to read them, or are finding that the works that were in your Author Alerts/Favorites are missing, they are there.

Thank you for reading~! 8D

QUOTES:

"For every age, there is a time of trial. The rocks faced such a fire, before they were the strength beneath our feet. The plants braved vast winds before their roots could give us life. As a sage of considerable years, I have known only one such great ordeal. Yet the hero it created was a champion for all time." -Samos the Sage (Jak II)

"I do yoga in my sleep. I woke up with my foot behind my head!" -Jill (I just about pissed myself laughing. She made my day)

"You have the maturity of a dust-ball!" -Chey (She was really pissed at a dude. She's nice, but has a REALLY short temper. Laughed my ass off.)

"Why was there bacon in the soap?!" "I made it myself!" -Zim and Gir (Invader Zim)

"I'm dancing like a monkey!" -Gir (Invader Zim)

"Bite my shiny, metal ass!" -Bender (Futurama)

"If your idea of fast-food is hitting a deer at 60 mph, you might be a redneck." -Jeff Foxworthy (Blue Collar Comedy Tour; One for the Road)

"Jerry, if you were a soul, where would you hide?" "The hell away from you?" -Gabriel and Jerry (The Prophecy)

"I'm busy planning to rule the world!" "Well, good luck with that." -Plankton and Spongebob (The Spongebob Squarepants Movie)

"Flying is not inherently dangerous; crashing is." -Anon.

"Heddly hiddly ho! To the statue you must go! Go this way or that. Fall down, you go splat! And everyone thinks you're a shmo." -Willy Whumpa-Cheeks (Crash Bandicoot; Tag-Team Racing)

"It's true. Blonde's do have more fun!" -Cortex (Crash Bandicoot; Twinsanity)

"Shit happens. Deal with it." -me

"I wish they would just wipe out humanity and get it over with. It's the waiting I can't stand!" -Fry (Futurama)

"Hermes, just jump already! Quit hogging that healthy liver!" -Professor (Futurama)

"My goldfish died. His name was Sanity. I miss him." -me

"I used to have a handle on life; then it broke." -Anon.

"I wish I was a muffin!" -me, again

"We're gonna die! We're gonna die! I'm going to throw up! And then we're gonna die!" -Grinch (How the Grinch Stole Christmas)

"I need a big stick to hit Rolf over the head with!" -Eddy (Ed Edd n Eddy)

"I am a zombie and I will malice you with a shoe-horn!" -Ed (Ed Edd n Eddy)

"Your mother was a fraggin' aardvark!" -random goblin (Labyrinth)

"You may scat and you may shoo, but I do not fear your brew. I could easily outrun you." -Rodney (Squirrel Boy)

"Sure, I'm crazy. We're all crazy. Let's shake on it." -Jeanie (Hair)

"What's a taint?" -my crazy friend, Libby

"The cleaners! The bog of eternal stench! You suregot his attention!" -Hoggle (Labyrinth)

"It's so stimulating being your hat." -Bird-Hat (Labyrinth)

"Viggy, Viggy, Viggy. You've been a bad monkey!" -Bakeman (Ghostbusters 2)

"I just lost my ability to see. I can still feel your butt looking at me." -Mandy (Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)

" 'A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.' I have no bird. I have no bush. God has taken my bird and my bush." -Bruce (Bruce Almighty)

"My granny could kill a warlock." -Carl (Van Helsing)

"What in the name of Allah is wrong with you?!" -random monk (Van Helsing)

"You can't be anal-retentive if you don't have an anus." -Bartlby (Dogma)

"Life is short. If you're not laughing, kill yourself." -Carlos Mencia (Mind of Mencia)

"Make my sammich better!" -Carlos Mencia (Carlos Mencia; Performance Enhanced)

"You vegetarians are the reason for Global Warming! I'm eating the problem, you're eating the solution!" -Carlos Mencia (Carlos Mencia; Performance Enhanced)

"Have a crappy weekend. Hope your house burns down." -Carl (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)

"Our boy gets all mean and nasty when you piss him off. So don't piss him off." -Daxter (Jak 3)

"I think there's rats in my butt." -Helga (The Oblongs)

"Fuck the audience!" -Murderface (Metalocalypse)

"Alright. I'm about this fonging close, mate! I swear to God, Quasimodo!" -Wyatt (A Knight's Tale)

"All activity lies within the artist's scope." -Chaucer (A Knight's Tale)

"Attention, K-Mart shoppers!" -Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)

"My name is Vash the Stampede! Forget the lack of warning, but it's time for my daily massacre! If you do not believe I am the real thing, take a good look at my face and start freaking out!" -Vash the Stampede (Trigun)

"Thou shalt not kill, remember?! What kind of churchman are you anyway?!" -Vash to Wolfwood (Trigun)

"Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange." -Alphonse Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

"Like a glove!" -Ace Ventura (Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls)

"I love pancakes!" -Stewie (Family Guy)

"Okay, who thinks they got the marbles?" -N. Gin (Crash Bandicoot: Tag-Team Racing)

"Quick! Shoot at civilians!" -N. Gin (Crash Bandicoot: Tag-Team Racing)

"Oh! I soiled myself." -N. Gin (Crash Bandicoot: Tag-Team Racing)

(blows up) "Give my remains to science!" -N. Gin (Crash Bandicoot: Tag-Team Racing)

"SWEET MEXICAN WALNUTS, THAT HURTS!" -N. Gin (Crash Bandicoot: Tag-Team Racing)

"Ding-dong. The dick is dead, Carl!" -Shake (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)

"Charlie Sheen's a whore!" -me, after too much sugar

"I saw a fish!" -Ollie Williams (Family Guy)

"What seems to be the officer, problem?" -Randy (South Park)

"Looks like '90210'. . . . with fangs." -mom (describing 'The Lost Boys: The Tribe')

"Permission to freak out!" -Chris (Family Guy)

"What are your qualifications?" "Well, I attended Julliard. I'm a graduate of the Harvard Business School. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague. And I had a pretty good time during that. I've seen 'The Exorcist' about 167 times . . . and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it! Not to mention the fact that you're talking to a dead guy! Now what do you think?!. . . You think I'm qualified?" -Adam and Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)

"Your sister's a suck-monkey." -Edgar Frog (The Lost Boys: The Tribe)

"I hate fucking Vampires." Edgar Frog (The Lost Boys: The Tribe)

"Oh my God!" "Did you walk?" -Joe and Bonnie (Family Guy)

"You got a banana in your ear?!" -Buggy the Clown (One Piece: Pirates Carnival)

"Never rub another man's rhubarb." -The Joker (Batman: Tim Burton Style)

"As soon as she puts those glasses on, she's a nuthead." "Yes, but this time she'll be a successful nuthead." -James and Meowth (Pokemon: Diamond and Pearl)

"Timmy! (pant) We got it! (pant) We got the stick!" -Dad (Fairly Oddparents)

"It's like mooning a T-Rex. You're gonna get your ass bit." -me

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball." -Patches O' Hollihan (Dodgeball)

"Confound it all, Samwise Gamgee! Have you been eavesdropping?!" "I ain't dropping no eaves, sir. Honest." -Gandalf and Sam (LOTR: The Fellowship of the Ring)

"Don't turn me into anything . . . unnatural." -Sam (LOTR: The Fellowship of the Ring)

"Nobody tosses a dwarf." -Gimli (LOTR: The Fellowship of the Ring)

"There's a monster outside my room. Can I have a glass of water?" -Bo (Signs)

"Get it out! GET IT OUT!!" -Cosmo (The Fairy Oddparents)

"This guy raped my ear." -Ron White (Ron White: You Can't Fix Stupid)

"I got kicked off the High-school Debate Team for saying, 'Yeah? Well, fuck you!' " -Ron White (Ron White: You Can't Fix Stupid)

"That did not seriously come out of your ass." -random redneck (South Park)

"Torch his gas-tank!" -Crusty the Clown (The Simpsons Movie)

"Mummy! I want a mullet!" -Stewie (Family Guy)

"Tough titty said the kitty. Milk's gone dry." -mom

"We're gonna party 'til we're purple!" "Gah! I love being purple!" -Spongebob and Patrick (The Spongebob Squarepants Movie)

"Mother Pus-bucket." -Bakeman (Ghostbusters 2)

(Fop dances on stage) "You're fired." -M. Reyer (The Phantom of the Opera)

"The spark of his life is covered in shite. His spirit is gone, but his stench remains. Does that answer your question?" -Roland (A Knight's Tale)

"You can hit me all you like 'cause you punch like a what?" "A girl!" -Chaucer and Roland (A Knight's Tale)

"You feel like a poet, but you sound like an idiot." -Roland (A Knight's Tale)

"Curse ya fer breathin', ya slack-jawed idiot!" Mr. Gibbs (POTC: Curse of the Black Pearl)

"Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness." -Capt. Jack Sparrow (POTC: At World's End)

". . . Are you weak in the upper-story?" -Rolf (Ed Edd n Eddy)

"I don't want 'FOP', goddammit! I'm a 'Dapper Dan' man!" -Everett (O Brother, Where Art Thou?)

"By the way, when the lightening hit you, you soiled yourself. Enjoy." -Death (Family Guy)

"Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch for. 'Cause you can never predict when they are going to something really . . . stupid." -Capt. Jack Sparrow (POTC: Curse of the Black Pearl)

"Honey? Do I have to mash his bananas?" -Tim Avery (Son of the Mask)

"I'm surrounded by idiots." -Scar (The Lion King)

"I fart in your general direction!" -French Guard (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

"A baby ate my dingo!" -mom

"I lo-ved fried pickles! (passes out)" -Billy (Underfist: Halloween Bash)

"Come on . . . just . . . ninja-kick the damn rabbit . . . do something!" -Mikey (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie)

"You two change your minds like an old woman shoe shopping." -Keith (addressing Cody's and Gina's relationship) (Highskool drama, don't ask)

"I don't have a short attention span, I just . . . Ooo, look, a kitty!" -my other nutty friend, Allie

"This squirrel ate the wrong nuts." -Stork Cop (Hoodwinked!)

"When'd we get to Disney Land?" -Lone Star (Spaceballs)

"Why the fuck d'you hug my head?!" -Jay (Dogma)

"When in doubt, knock 'em out!" -mom

"Peter, get out of the fridge." "There is no Peter. Only Zuul." -Lois and Peter (Family Guy)

"I CAN'T HOLD ME ALE!" -Jake Grimm (The Brother's Grimm)

"Are you ready to admit that I'm the better chef?" "I'd soon rather eat my nose!" -Endive and Mung (Chowder)

"God, I miss pants." -Daxter (Jak II)

"Pudding Power! Activate!" -Homer (The Simpsons)

"What the f-k is poliosis?!" -Achmed (Jeff Dunham: Christmas Special)

"Alright, this is rid-goddamn-diculous." -Dr. Evil (Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me)

"Oh, for a safety pin!" "What do you want to do with a safety pin?" "Attach you! A safety pin! A safety pin!" "You want to attach me with a safety pin?" "Yes, attach you to the twenty thousand francs! Then, whether it's here, or on your way home, or at home, you'll feel the hand that tries to take the money from your pocket -- and you'll see whether it's my hand! Oh, you suspect me now! A safety pin!" -Armand Moncharmin and Firmin Richard (The Phantom of the Opera, Gaston Leroux) Funniest conversation EVER.

"I think I just coughed up my spleen." -Sid (Ice Age 2: The Meltdown)

"Holy Zombie Jesus!" -The Professor (Futurama)

"TECH SUPPORT!! I'M HAVING A NIGHTMARE!" -David (Vanilla Sky)

"Well, when life gives you lemons . . . FIRE ATOMIC LASER CANNONS!!" -N. Gin (Crash Bandicoot; Tag-Team Racing)

(blows up) "Waiter! Check please!" -Cortex (Crash Bandicoot; Tag-Team Racing)

"Break it! BREAK IT!!" -Coco (Crash Bandicoot; Tag-Team Racing)

"A five ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut!" -Guard (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

"You tit! I soiled my armor, I was so scared!" -Sir Robin (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!" -Peasant (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

"She turned me into a newt!" "A newt?!" ". . . I got better." -Peasant and Sir Bedimir

"Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left." "Yes, I have." "Look!" "Just a flesh wound." -King Arthur and the Black Knight (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

"I'm invincible!" "You're a loony." -King Arthur and the Black Knight (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

"Get fucked, Four-Eyes!" -Shaun (Shaun of the Dead)

"Pete? Pete?" "Oi, Prick!" . . . "He's not in." -Shaun and Ed (Shaun of the Dead)

"Because, because of . . . Captain Wow." -David (Shaun of the Dead)

"REPO-MAAAAAAAAAAN!!" -Everyone (REPO! The Genetic Opera)

"Mother Nature just pissed her pantsuit!" -Pyrotechnic Guy (Tropic Thunder)

"Farmer?" (shoots crazily) "I'm a lead farmer, Mother Fucker!" -Kirk (Tropic Thunder)

"Okay, Flaming Dragon, fuck face. First, take a big step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! Now, I don't know what kind of Pan Pacific bullshit powerplay you're trying to pull, but Agent Jack is myterritory. So, whatever you're thinking, think again. Otherwise, I will come down there and I will rain down Un-Godly fucking fires form upon you. You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations to create a binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I am talking scorched earth, Mother fucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!" -Les (Tropic Thunder)

"Everyone here is mad. I'm mad, you're mad. It's only by chance and careful planning that you're not." "How do you know I'm mad?" "Because you're here, and everyone here is mad!" -Cheshire Cat and Alice (Alice In Wonderland)

"'The time has come,' said the Walrus, 'To talk of simpler things. Of shoes and ships and ceiling wax. Of cabbages and kings.'" -Walrus (Alice In Wonderland)

"Waiter! Waiter! There's a hare in my soup!" "Is it blonde? We're missing a Waitress!" -March Hare and Mad Hatter (Alice In Wonderland)

"I'm Popeye the Sailorman! I live in a frying pan! I turned on the gas, and I burned off my ass! I'm Popeye the Sailorman!" -My Mom (XD)

"I don't need help!" "Not my diagnosis!" -Batman and Scarecrow (The Dark Knight)

"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villian." -Harvey Dent (The Dark Knight)

"I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve." -The Joker (The Dark Knight)

"I want . . . my phonecall. I want it. I want my phonecall." -The Joker (The Dark Knight)

"Shit is not chocolate!" -Keith, again (I honestly have no idea when this happened. I wish I did, though.)

"I want to pet a soft kitty." -Me, when I had to go to my MRI and my mom gave me meds to calm me down. I still have black-outs to this day.

"Reading makes you blind!" -my World Studies teacher, Mr. B (One of my friends was reading during his class.)

"PARATROOPS OVER THE SIDE!!" -Teddy Duchampe (Stand By Me) This has become my new war cry. XD

"People argue with themselves and lose. At least when I argue with myself, I know when I'm gonna win." -Keith (We bullshitted at the Library after skool.)

"He's blonde! He's pissed! He'll see you in the lists! Lichtenstein! Lichtenstein! He's blonde! He's tan! He comes from Gelderland! He comes from Gelderland! Gel-der-laaaaaaaand! Gelderland! Gelderlaaaaand! Gelderland! Gelderland! Gelderlaaaa-aaaaaand! . . ." -William's Troupe (A Knight's Tale)

"You'll thank me when this is over." "You'll be dead by then." "Have a little faith, Terry." "I do have faith, that you'll be dead by then." -Genevieve Aristide and Terry a.k.a. Snakefist (F.E.A.R. 2 Project Origin)

"Someone sure bled out fast." "Probably took one to the aorta." "The aorta?! You think it was the carotid or the subclavian artery?" "Dude, making fun of a man for his knowledge is a sign of insecurity." -Keegan and Redd (F.E.A.R. 2 Project Origin)

"You alright, Keegan?" "I think they hit my aorta." "Man, give it a rest." -Redd and Keegan (F.E.A.R. 2 Project Origin)

"Redd, where are you?" "Still climbing stairs." "That's just sad, man. No other way to put it." "Blow me." -Griffin and Redd (F.E.A.R. 2 Project Origin)

"All available fuckups! Get over there and deal with this shit!" -Vanek (F.E.A.R. 2 Project Origin)

"Lieutenant . . . what the hell is going on here?" "Fuck if I know, but we're stuck in the middle of it." -Keegan and Stokes (F.E.A.R. 2 Project Origin)

"Dealing with pissed-off dead chicks is a little outside my area of expertise." -Keegan (F.E.A.R. 2 Project Origin)

"God DAMN, this is therapeutic!" -Morales (while shooting Replicas) (F.E.A.R. 2 Project Origin)

"Jesus was a prick in that . . . will I go to hell for that?" -My Mom, while talking about Jesus Christ Superstar: Broadway Version.

"We're sleep depraved . . . and deprived. SHUT UP!" -Me (Me and Mom stayed up 'til six in the morning, watching movies.)

"I shocked him with my shoes . . . . wait a minute." -My Mom (She was playing Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.)

"What the hell is that?! I saw it raise!" ". . . that's the moon." ". . . I'M SO ASHAMED!" -Mom and me (I can't honestly explain this. A 'What the fuck?!' moment to the extreme.)

"I'm tired of playing second banana to a man who wears a bra!" -Barnacle Boy (Spongebob Squarepants)

"Listen up you villains! I wanna eat my meatloaf! If you don't get out of here, then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife!" -Mermaid Man (Spongebob Squarepants)

"STOP SHOUTIN'! I'M NAPPIN'!" -Mermaid Man (Spongebob Squarepants)

"Peek-a-boo! HERE COMES MY FOOT!" -Plankton (Spongebob Squarepants)

"I think my heart just stopped." -Squidward (Spongebob Squarepants)

"Rage. Fury. Irritation. Humiliation." -Squidward (Spongebob Squarepants)

"You hadto kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tears . . . and you kill him." -Mr. Krabs (Spongebob Squarepants)

"Stand back! I've got gardening tools!" -Squidward (Spongebob Squarepants)

"Patrick! You okay?" "FINLAND!" -Spongebob and Patrick (Spongebob Squarepants)

"Goodbye, everyone! I'll remember you all in therapy!" -Plankton (Spongebob Squarepants)

"When I die, you stay away from my funeral." -Squidward (Spongebob Squarepants)

"Where are you, ya delicious, yellow bastards?!" -Tallahasse (Zombieland)

"Who's Bill Murray?" "Alright, I've never hit a kid before. I mean that's like asking who Gandhi is!" ". . . who's Gandhi?" -Little Rock and Tallahasse (Zombieland)

"He's in the ass-kicking business . . ." ". . . and business is good!" -Columbus and Tallahasse (Zombieland)

"There are no penguins in the North Pole." ". . . you wanna feel how hard I can punch?" -Columbus and Tallahasse (Zombieland)

"Don't kill me with my own gun!" -Tallahasse (Zombieland)

"Wow. These fellas really let themselves go." "And they're so fat." -Tallahasse and Columbus (Zombieland)

"You know Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole in your head. Remember?" "That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me." -Peter and Egon (Ghostbusters)

"Two in the box!" "Ready to go." We be fast . . ." "And they be slow!" -Ray, Egon and Peter (Ghostbusters II)

"Ahm drunk! You don' haff an excuse!" -Demoman (Team Fortress 2)

"Oooh, ahm gonna beat yoo so hard, yoo'll have a twitch!" -Demoman (Team Fortress 2)

"The burning you feel? It is shame!" -Heavy Weapons Guy (Team Fortress 2)

"There was you, very full of yourself. Then, very briefly surprised. Then, dead." -Sniper (Team Fortress 2)

"I am going to strangle you with your own frilly training bra!" -Soldier (Team Fortress 2)

"This is my world! YOU ARE NOT WELCOME IN MY WORLD!" -Soldier (Team Fortress 2)

"Last one alive, lock the door!" -Soldier (Team Fortress 2)

"I do believe I'm on fire." -Spy (Team Fortress 2)

"Here lies Scout. He ran fast, and died a virgin." -Spy (Team Fortress 2)

"How am I gonna stop some big, mean Mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer . . ." (explosion) "Use a gun." -Engineer (Team Fortress 2)

"I'm not a crazed gunman, Dad. I'm an assassin!" (pause) "Well, the difference being one's a job, and the other's mental sickness!" -Sniper (Team Fortress 2)

"You call that breakin' my spine?! You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if -" (snap!) "AUUGGHH!! MY SPINE!!" -Soldier (Team Fortress 2)

"They got Peck! " You know, I never got 'em." -Winston and Peter (Ghostbusters: The Video Game)

"It's Peck." "Can't we blast 'em? Just once, really hard? Nobody's gonna know." -Egon and Peter (Ghostbusters: The Video Game)

"I AM A GOD!" "We eat gods for breakfast!" -Ivo Shandor and Egon (Ghostbusters: The Video Game)

"'We eat gods for breakfast'?" "Too much, you think?" "No, I liked it." -Ray and Egon (Ghostbusters: The Video Game)

"This doesn't smell like a hospital . . ." "I've smelled worse." -Louis and Bill (Left 4 Dead)

"WHO'S THERE?!" "Let's see; I'm Francis, and that's grandpa Bill, and there's zombies out here. Open the goddamn door!!" -Crazy Church Guy and Francis (Left 4 Dead)

"Speak up, Francis. Your voice is all muffled from your head being so damn far up your ass!" -Bill (Left 4 Dead)

"N.A.V.Y. stands for 'Never Again Volunteer Yourself'." -Mom, again. She was an Air-Traffic Controller.

"COMIN' THROUGH! WITCH ON MY ASS!" -Ellis (Left 4 Dead 2)

"We get to run the coaster? . . . oh my god, IT'S CHRISTMAS!" -Ellis (Left 4 Dead 2)

"I'm gonna beat these sonsabitches 'til I lose my watch!!" -Ellis (Left 4 Dead 2)

"OH LORDY! THAT'S A BIG-ASS THING!" -Ellis, when seeing a Tank for the first time (Left 4 Dead 2)

"He's like a five-year old with guns. And a comprehensible grasp of every swear word in the English language." -Nick (Left 4 Dead 2)

"Man, I wish we had a horse right now. I love horses." "Ever eaten horse? It's tasty." ". . . who ain't right in the head now?" -Ellis and Nick (Left 4 Dead 2)

"Sorry, guys. Guess this wasn't such a good idea after all." "God damn you, Jimmy Gibbs Jr.!" "Now, that was uncalled for. Seriously." -Ellis and Nick (Left 4 Dead 2)

"I saw 'em in '07. Front row center. Lost my eyebrows." -Ellis, talking about 'The Midnight Riders' (Left 4 Dead 2)

"I do not like that peanut man." -Nick (Left 4 Dead 2)

"It's like a monkey on a mule!" -Ellis, when someone is Jockey'd (Left 4 Dead 2)

"Excuse me?! EXCUSE ME?!" -Coach, when shot (Left 4 Dead 2)

"Is it considered necrophilia if you use a microwave?" -Mom (O.o)

"Don't you take away my ability to have tantrums, alright?" -Nathan (Metalocalypse)

"That's my ASS you're shooting!" -Louis (Left 4 Dead)

"Lately, I've been having so many epiphanies, I'm afraid I'll short circuit!" (Three hours later) "GODDAMMIT, I HAD ANOTHER ONE!!" -Mom

"RUN SEA-BISCUIT!!" -Me. Mom was playing L4D2 at Dark Carnival. She was running the roller coaster and she got Jockey'd. Laughed so hard, she cried.

VIDEOS FOR MY STORIES;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lL5Ddb7WcM&feature=channel A Crazy in Spargus, chapter 8.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjwAFo4OErc Feeling Good, chapter 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QzS2Lki1a8 Feeling Good, chapter 2