Conversation (RANT WARNING!):
Rachel (Gender-bent Richard): If you really want to have all this, why don't you just summon it, bitch. Why do you think I hate Mary Sues? BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING SELFISH RETARDS THAT CAN'T LEAVE NO MATTER WHAT! You think you can fucking fool me with those shitty words, didn't you. Well guess what. NO! If you really want to release yourself from all this, why dont you make your own world, miss Perfect. You can kill anything with spells, and ace every magical exam, yet you can't make a world for yourself!? Pa-the-tic. Go fuck yourself and make your own lover, because if you ever disrupt another fan fiction or story, i will erase you, physical, spiritual, and soul all. I may have powers like Mary Sue, but at least i'm flawed, Miss World, and I give a thousand shits for everyone, and don't make a Sueniverse like Sue Prime did. SO yes, I did your dare and I make one. I dare you to leave every fanfiction in the internet alone for eternity. I. Infinitely. Dog. Dare. You. Shit-eating. Bitch.

*about to say something*
You have a point. I never thought of it this way but yeah, you're right.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh my god. *Stunned*

I like this a lot, but it's disturbingly similar to "a Sweet life of a Mary Sue," or something like that, by MissDifferent. I even spotted the same lines here or there.

"all you plebians"I died

BEST MARY SUE PARODY EVER!

Laughing hard! this is amazing!

Hahahaahahahahahaha nice job! Mary Sues need respect! It's not easy being perfect.

Oh bloody hell, if it wasn't for the numerous f***ing in here(yes, even I'm afraid as hell to use that here), I would have thought you were joking. Man, I do feel your pain now(no, that wasn't sarcasm), and I understand why your pretty mad(though I did laugh on a few occasions but it wasn't that I didn't felt bad for you). Well, just hang in there and give your author a tightly hug for making us(parody-marysuish-(sometimes-die)-lover) open our eyes and see what you really felt. Lovely fic Ryo0oki!

*Applauds* Nice

This was amazing! you should get a trophy or something for giving Mary Sue actual character! this made my day ]

...that...strangely reminded me of... Jack...Sparrow...weird.

Voldemort was really hot, eh? Before he became bald, slightly discoloured and noseless at least.

My friend told me to read this story after I spent English class bitching about Mary sue.

I'm SO sorry Mary, your rightbit must be so hard.

Lmao amazing story that brightened my day