My friends are the most amusing people I know and my brother is the most retarded person I know. Upon saying that I'm pretty sure I'm the primary source for my brothers amusement.

Looking for people to beta read my stories. Gotta like Beyblade, au fics and Oc's.

Hiya to the peoples who actually read this. I'm Kirsten but people call me kris, krissy, Kibbles, krissy-chan, kirsty, kirsty-chan, K-stans and Pixie. I'm a 17 year old girl and love it. My date of birth is the 22nd of March 1995. My home country is Australia. I have dark brown curly hair that goes to just past my shoulders. I have pretty hazel eyes. I was born in the year of the pig and my star sign is aries. I'm a little taller than average height but i wanna be shorter. I wanna be a writer and i'm getting better at it to. I'm an all rounder in netball and I wanna play ice hockey. Also one time in Macquarie me and my dad found a no stopping sign next to a stop sign (has nothing to do with my profile but I just thought I'd add it in there anyway.

MSN/email: Heartless_Pixie@ (Add me if you want, I need more friends on MSN.)

Bio: WAZUP! I am Kirsten , the girl with Semi-Multiple Personality Disorder. I'm also shy and have actually gotten hyper of 1 ovaltine, but that might have something to do with the 6 zappos i had before that. I'm also prone to have seizures (I've got epilepsy).

Fun things to read under this but if ur not fun or don't wanna read it then just scroll down to the bottom for my stories.

Stories!

I'm putting most of my writing on hold for while because i'm way to busy plus I actually want to do good in yr 10 unlike in yr 9 where i barely passed (except in maths where i failed and english where i did pretty good). I do have chapters for stories I have to upload but there somewhere on this computer and I have no idea where to find them. The main story I'm working on is "What Happens in Summer Camp, Stays in Summer Camp". Please note that this story has lots of OC's because I needed to fill up the cabins and groups with even numbers.

1. What Happen In Summer Camp, Stays In Summer Camp

Summary:

Summer camp. A place for kids to have fun in the summer. Not in this case. This is the rare exception where the kids are forced against their will to be there. Welcome to camp-happy-camper-you-will-have-fun-whether-you-like-it-or-not-so-you-might-as-well-accept-your-fate-and-have-fun. With eccentric councillors and not so happy campers anything can happen. But Nadia has some other plans.

2. Friends May Come And Go But Enemies Accumulate

Summary:

Kai Hiwatari is someone that’s always done what he’s told which meant he always played by his fathers and grandfathers rules so it isn’t surprising that he doesn’t know the meaning of words like friendship or love, and the fact that no one at his new school is even giving him a chance doesn’t help either. But what if someone actually gave him a chance? See what happens when Kai starts a new life at a new school where he tries to learn the true meaning of those words with strange not so identical twins, the overly happy and hyperactive Metherlands kids, weird but kind bullies and teachers that are terrified of the students trying to help him.

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Conversations that have really happened

me: how cool would it be to go to a spy school? i wanna go to a spy school. Why didn't you send me to a spy school?
mum: -speechless and looking very unconformtable, not knowing what to say-

mum: I don't think he knows how to talk.
me: We've had him for what? 8 or 9 years and you're just noticing that now?

Me: I took my tablets right after I danced the time warp. wow that's not a sentence you hear everyday.

James: (to Lexy (our cat)) move! *starts poking her with the remote*

Me: I swear my drawers just keep getting smaller because it's impossible to fit anything in there and I've been giving clothes away not putting more in.

James: I don't want to do my homework can you do it for me?
Me: You do realise I'm 3 years younger then you and failing maths right?
James: ... not all of it is maths
Me: Your kidding right?
(I'm in year 10 and James is in university and every one of his subjects involves heaps of maths)

My brother James(to me): Rarrr
Me: Grrrrr
(me and James on a daily basis)

Me: Grrrrr
My best friend Holly: Grrrrr
Me: -gives her the finger-
Holly: Fuck you
Me: Bite me
Holly: -try's to bite me-
Me: -hides behind Jess-
Jess: WTF

Matt: The G-String rapist (during maths class)

Chris: Please, call me colours. (during maths)

Me: The penguins stole my sanity.
Mum: And my daughter stole mine.

Me(In childrens emergency ward having a blood test - I had a seizure while on an excursion): I think I'm going to commit suicide.
Nurse: Why?
Me: Because there's a fucking Sponge bob Square Pants marathon on.

Me (Still at the hospital)(to the nurse): What are you doing?
Nurse: Waiting for the baby to cry. (She was baby sitting someones baby for a while)
Me: Why?
Nurse: So I can give him a hug.

Me (to the doctor): Don't diss santa!

Sahra: I'm gong to tie you to a rope and hang from a donkey!

Me: I'm a geeky gangsta!
Nadia: And I'm a nerdy ninja!

James (my brother) (to me): would you piss off!
Me (to dad): See how he talks to me!
Dad: Well you were flicking him.

Stephii: Rawr!
Gemz: Why does no one just simply say hello anymore?
Me: It got old.

Kierren: Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.

Jess (on MSN): hehe lollol someones high on sunshine.

Me: Your high on sunshine again aren't you?
Holly: Um...maybe...more like wacky tabacky with a hint of bubble mix.

Me: Same difference

Holly: What the shizz man? (me and my friends love making up words and sayings)

on msn: me: you wanna fuck holly?
Holly: Totally, I will be over in 10.
Me: I was talking to Damien. (Holly took it the wrong way, group convos can be really confusing.)

Me: Nothings impossible, just highly improbable (my favourite saying.)

When I was 2 and James was 5 and had just learned about the different parts of the human body in kindy. I was riding one of those kiddy bikes in our front yard and was about to crash into a tree.
James: KIRSTEN! WATCH OUT FOR YOUR VAGINA!

When I was 8 and spending new years eve at a family friends house. There younger son (who was born only hours before me) was annoying the hell out of me (in those days I was still a polite little girl).
Me: (in the most polite voice as possible) Nickolas, if you don't shut up I'm goning to kick you in the balls.

James: Time to put my rape face on

Jess: I love you, I need you, oh baby, oh baby!

Holly: I'll touch your ooh if you touch my ahh!

Yep, me and my friends are probably the craziest kids in our grade.

New Beginnings Reloaded is being written as you read this and theres been some major changes to the plot such as: Kenny is part of the 'mean' group of the school, Kai is the new kid who comes much later on the story, the twins are now related to Tala and Enrique, Kai picks on Rachel not knowing she's Tala's sister and much more!