Yeah. Here's an update. Rinse and repeat. ;)

Chapter Fourteen:

"Hmm, what do you think? More mustard?"

"Definetly. Hey, pass the hot sauce, we need some in there."

"We should mush up some garlic and sprinkle it in."

"I like the way you think, my friend. Ooh! We definitely need to add some syrup."

Plop, plop, plop.

"Oh god, hells yes! Half a cup!"

Gloooooop.~

As Kyoya heard those sickening noises and voices, he was beginning to vaguely feel an emotion that some people might have called "pity". Quite surprising, really. He wasn't used to it.

But then again, He thought with a sweatdrop as he watched Tamaki's face turn paler and paler by the second, Even Tamaki's most bitter enemy would be sympathizing with him at this moment. Ah well. Nothing I can do for him now.

"Oh Tamakiiii-senpaiiiiiiiii~" Trilled the five identically sinister, cruel voices of Rei, Tohru, Tai, Hikaru and Kaoru cheerily, and Kyoya and Haruhi saw Tamaki flinch further into the wall, curling into the fetal position. "We have your driiinkkkkkkkkk~"

Tamaki stared at the strangely-coloured sludge that sat, unmoved by motion, in the large drinking glass, and gulped. "D-do I really have to—"

"YES." They all chorused firmly.

Tamaki looked over with frightened, childlike eyes to Haruhi, whose gaze merely flickered to his for a few seconds, then rested on the far corner of the room away from him again. The blonde appeared to be absolutely crushed.

"It's your problem, senpai," Haruhi said firmly, adding insult to injury, and seemed to take an ever-so-slight fascination with Tamaki's tearful, terrified eyes staring at her like a deer in the headlights. "You didn't take the dare, so you have to do the penalty. Tohru explained it in the rules."

"That's right, boss, and Haruhi's the closest thing to a lawyer we have here with us at this time, so her word is absolute!" The twins said, snickering cruelly at the quivering blonde man.

"Go on, drink it. It won't huuuurt you.~" Tohru and Rei said with deceptively sweet smiles as they shoved the drink in his face.

Then, Tamaki did what any desperate yet respectable, manly-man would do in that situation.

He let out an ear-piercing, strangely feminine shriek and leapt into a sprint, attempting to run far, far away.

Key word: "Attempting".

SMASH! BOOM! CRASH! CRACKLE! BANG!

"Oh crap, will he be alright?" Kaoru asked, wide-eyed as he surveyed the damage.

"Is he dead?" Asked Tohru calmly.

"Don't think so." Chorused the twins.

"Then he'll be fine." Said Tohru with a breezy smile very incongruous to the present situation.

The twins sweatdropped. "Wow, harsh."

"GRAYAHHHH!" Tamaki screamed in horror as a battle-cry-yelling Rei leapt on top of him in a tackle and held him down. "WH—WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GAH! F-FUJIWARA! MATSUO! PL—PLEASE, CAN'T WE TALK THIS OUT?"

"Nope." The two replied in unison.

"Tai, the drink!" Tohru yelled as Tai rushed forward with the glass, forced Tamaki's mouth open and poured the entire lumpy, slimy mixture into his mouth and closed it again, smiling evilly.

Twenty minutes later, Tamaki was still recovering and therefore was dead to the world, off in his own little corner.

"Alright. Let's play marry, fuck, kill, guys. Minus Raito Imagay and Tamaki." Suggested Rei with a big grin as everyone sat back down in the circle.

"Can I sit out of th—"

"NO." Rei and Tohru interrupted in reply to Haruhi's unfinished question, who sighed in resign.

"No, I didn't think so…" She muttered, sitting down.

"Okay, I'll start!" Rei cheered. "Tai, if you had to marry, fuck, or kill these three people: Justin Bieber, Batman, and Micheal Jackson—"

"TOO SOON." Tohru said mockingly.

Rei shot her a dirty look, "—Who would you marry, fuck, or kill and why?"

Tai seemed to think about this for a few moments, holding everyone in (lacklustre) suspense, then began to explain. "I'd marry MJ, because he's dead, what can he do?, fuck Batman, because, well, he's fucking Batman, man, and kill Bieber, because somebody needs to tell that hermaphrodite to shut the hell up."

"So you're a necrophiliac?" Tohru asked.

"No, that would mean I'd be sexing him up, and I am not thrilled about that notion." Tai deadpanned. "Alright then. Tohru, if you had the choices of Shane Dawson, the entire cast of Pokemon, and a perverted old lady in jail for sexual assault, who would you marry, fuck and kill?"

"I'd marry the old lady, because then I can keep her in the same place 'till I call the cops and get a divorce, fuck Shane Dawson because he's probably gay anyways, and kill the entire cast of Pokemon, because I freakin' hate that show. Digimon for the win."

"Hells yes!" Yelled Rei with a big smile, high-fiving her.

"Alright, Kaoru, if you had the choices of Mori, Fabio—he's a male model—and Haruhi, who would you marry, fuck and kill?" Tohru smiled blissfully as Tamaki turned around, face white and horrified at her question.

As he directed his gaze on Kaoru, the twin gulped, genuinely frightened, but hastened to regain his composure, smirking. "Kill Fabio, marry Haruhi—" this got a hugely frightening, threatening glare from Tamaki, "And fuck Hikaru."

"Hikaru wasn't a choice!" Rei protested with a huff.

"Our love defies your worthless demands!" Kaoru cried in a mockingly-dramatic, defiant tone as Hikaru slung his arm around Kaoru's shoulders and pulled him closer.

"Oh God please tell me they're acting." Said Tai with an eye twitch. "That is illegal in so many different ways."

"I know, isn't it awesome?" Rei asked cheerily. "Hooray for yaoi!"

Tai facepalmed. This was the girl he liked? "Oh, crap…" He said, accidentally out loud, feeling his face burning up and turn red. He did not just think that.

Rei blinked, looking over at her friend. "What's up, Tai?"

"Erk—Nothing, nothing!" He said defensively, waving his hands in front of his face to try to shield his red face from view. –Unsuccessfully, that is.

"Hm." Muttered Hikaru as he looked with narrowed eyes at the blonde Canadian boy, frowning deeply.

"Hikaru…?" Said Kaoru uncertainly, looking over at his brother in concern. He hadn't seen him look like this since Haruhi—

Oh…

Oh.

Oh!

Kaoru slapped a hand to his mouth to conceal the sly smile that was growing and spreading across his face. He's so obvious… Jeez, Hikaru… He tried to stifle a laugh as he saw Hikaru let out a small, "mrmph" of ignorant irritation as he continued to gaze upon the two Canadian idiots together.

It's a good thing those Canadians are dumb… He thought, shaking his head in amusement, oblivious to the fact that one certain ginger-haired, blue-eyed Canadian herself was burning holes into the back of his head with her own quiet, observant stare.