Disclaimer:If I owned Beyblade… well, I don't sadly. It's a fact that will most likely never change. And as I said in the authors note: I didn't write the first few chapters of this, my friend glitteredvixon06 did.
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Title:Bored the Game Show 2009
Genre:Humour
Rating:K+
Summary:Our favourite Beyblade teams try to entertain the audience (that is you). The audience then votes on the best entertainer.
A/N: I got this story from my friend and if you don't know her you're an idiot but as I was saying my friend gave me this story because she wanted to give it away.
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Chapter One: Funny Away Messages to Use on MSN
Phase 1
Tyson - A very long time ago, hunger drove man crazy. Today it has driven me away from my computer...
Max - A memory lasts forever and never does it die! True friends stay together and never say goodbye!
Kenny - I lost my pocket protector....I'll be back later when I find it.
Ray - Have you ever noticed anyone going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Kai - All the idiots of the world have surrounded one computer... yours.
Michael - He goes up to bat, he swings, he hits, HOME RUN!! Too bad that's not me..brb
Robert - If an away message is posted, but no one ever reads it, did that person really go away?
Johnny - Hello, I am here, but I'm avoiding someone I don't like... IM me, and if I don't respond, it's you!
Oliver - Nature is calling and I'm answering!
Enrique - Sorry, I'm away from my computer right now. I lost my bathing suit while surfing the web. I'll be back when I find some clothes to put on.
Tala - Can you do me a favor and try not to be immature when you talk to me? Thanks!
Bryan - Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
Mystel - Gymnastics is just like football, but with out a ball or uniforms just leos and strength...:-
Garland - My back aches, my pants to tight, my booty shakes from left to right, my songs are on, and now you know why I am at the gym! Be back in an hour!
Brooklyn - Damn not you again...
Phase 2
Tyson - What would I do without food? It is very precious indeed. It is needed at many times, and sometimes it helps me succeed! Pizza, Pie, and Carrots too, are all the foods I like to chew, So drop your hats and canes to... because food is more important than YOU! *Eating some type of food right now*
Max - I am with hanging out with those people who talk to me, play with me and spend time with me. I call them my friends.
Kenny - I'm a computer geek... and the computers idle. So basically I'm sleeping or I died.
Ray - I am away from my computer right now, but to all my fans who get online with the sole purpose of talking to me, I deeply apologize and regret this grueling situation for the both of us.
Kai - Hey, there's something weird on my computer, oh it's your face.
Michael - Let's talk about rights and lefts...you're right, I left.
Robert - I'm out with my Chess Gang. Yeah, I'm in a gang... I do what I want.
Johnny - Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need Listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle.
Oliver - I Love You, I always will. Your sweet kisses and hugs, my heart they fill. You mean the world to me and much much more, I'd even give my life for you the one I adore. I know we'll be together forever, We were meant to be. For you to be with only me.
Enrique - Flirting; be back in a few hours.
Tala - I have nothing against you, I am just trying to ignore you.
Bryan - I am not anti-social..I just don't like you
Mystel - I am surfing the web right now. If I am not back in an hour you might want to jump in and save me.
Garland - In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
Brooklyn - Life is like an ice cream enjoy it before it melts.
Phase 3
Tyson - My stomach was crying and grumbling and it was making me guilty so, I went to the fridge to cheer it up.
Max - What is fun? I got it: "F" is for friends that do things together. "U" is for you and me. "N" is for anywhere at anytime in any place here in the deep blue sea
Kenny - I'm programming, and pop up windows bother me.
Ray - As I lay in my bed looking at the sky I thought "Were the heck did my ceiling go?"
Kai - Why are you bothering me? I have my away message on cause I don't want to listen to you and your stupid nonsense.
Michael - Sorry, I'm having vision problems. I can't see myself talking to you.
Robert - I have nothing against you, I am just trying to ignore you.
Johnny - Do not IM me because I have an anger management problem right now. If you do you will find me hunting you down and trying to hurt you really bad.
Oliver - Hey I have things to see and people to do so be back later!
Enrique - I'm busy surfing, if I'm not back in an hour jump in and find me. It's likely that I drowned in the computer while surfing the web.
Tala - When life gives me lemons, I make lemonade. When life gives me instant messages from you, I put my away message on.
Bryan - You must be pretty stupid to IM when you know I have an away message on....
Mystel - If gymnastics were easy, it would be called Football...
Garland - I'm turning into a lean mean fightin machine right now, BUT I'LL BE BACK
Brooklyn - Worry about your character and not your reputation, because your character is who you are, and your reputation is just what people think about you.
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Please review this saying who you're favourite person of each phase is because I won't update until I have a winner for each phase. The next chapter will be updated after 10 reviews…I hope. The more reviews the better.