Chapter 2 Winners: Phase 1: Tyson
Phase 2: Tala
Phase 3: Ray
Disclaimer:If I owned Beyblade… well, I don't sadly. It's a fact that will most likely never change. This is the last chapter by my friend glitteredvixon06.
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Title:Bored the Game Show 2009
Genre:Humour
Rating:K+
Summary:Our favourite Beyblade teams try to entertain the audience (that is you). The audience then votes on the best entertainer.
A/N: I got this story from my friend and if you don't know her you're an idiot but as I was saying my friend gave me this story because she wanted to give it away.
Chapter three: Excuses, Excuses!
Phase 1: School
Tyson: I did my homework but then I ate it. Would you like me to try to go to the bathroom?
Max: I was late for class because I was fighting with a kid who said that you weren't the best teacher in the world.
Kenny: I could not do my homework as my house burnt down and I managed to save everything except my homework.
Ray: I was tardy for class because my foot got stuck in the toilet.
Kai: I wasn't in class yesterday because I didn't want to go.
Michael: I was going to go to school today, but my doctor recommended not doing anything that causes me stress.
Robert: Sorry I was late; the bell rang before I got here
Johnny: I was absent because I got my head caught in the power window of the car.
Oliver: On the way to school I was feeding the ducks and my homework fell in.
Enrique: My underwear was too tight, it was cutting off the circulation to my brain!
Tala: I have anal glaucoma-- I don't see my ass coming to class today.
Bryan: Sorry (teacher's name). My dog ate my homework, then my science project ate my dog.
Mystel: I got mugged on the way to school and they took my bag with the homework in it.
Garland: Mum ate it, she's heavily pregnant and having very odd cravings.
Brooklyn: I'm going through puberty!
Phase 2: Home
Tyson: I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture.
Max: I have to study for a blood test.
Kenny: I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
Ray: I have to go to court for kitty littering.
Kai: My grandfather escaped again.
Michael: I'm making a home movie called "The Thing That Grew in My Refrigerator."
Robert: I never go out on days that end in "Y."
Johnny: My favorite commercial is on TV.
Oliver: I'm writing a love letter to Richard Simmons.
Enrique: I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.
Tala: My plot to take over the world is thickening.
Bryan: You know how we psychos are.
Mystel: The man on television told me to stay tuned.
Garland: I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner.
Brooklyn: I don't want to leave my comfort zone.
Phase 3: Work
Tyson: I can't come into work today because my leg is stuck in the drain outside of my house, and the rescue team hasn't arrived yet to get it out.
Max: The road in front of my house was closed for repair.
Kenny: I just called to say I couldn't make it to work today. My computer has a virus and I have been up all night cleaning up after and tending to it.
Ray: I'm not sure when I'll be in to work...I am in the shower and the shampoo bottle says to, "Lather, Rinse, Repeat." I might be here for a loooong time.
Kai: The psychiatrist said it was an excellent session. He even gave me this jaw restraint so I won't bite things when I am startled.
Michael: I can't come to work today because I have an eye problem, I can't see coming to work today.
Robert: Sorry I cannot take the job, when I was but a youngster a wise man told me that there are two days a year that if you work you will surely die. I was so young that I forgot to ask what those two days were and now because of fear I cannot work any day of the year.
Johnny: I am sorry but I will be unable to come in to work today. My agoraphobia (fear of leaving the house) is kicking in and I am afraid to drive today.
Oliver: I can't go to work today, because I was painting my house and I drooped paint on the floor and have to put in a new carpet.
Enrique: I can't come to work tomorrow its messing up my social life.
Tala: If it is all the same to you, I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all the guns today.
Bryan: I won't be in today. I'm still drunk from last night.
Mystel: My psychic warned me not to leave the house today.
Garland: It is against my religion to work on Mondays and Wednesdays.
Brooklyn: I just found out that I was switched at birth. Legally, I shouldn't come to work knowing my employee records may now contain false information.
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