Author has written 1 story for Lost Boys. Real Name- Dominique Chosen Of The Night - Storynotes -Cousion of Sam & Michael.
TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!! l=lVl=l vs. l\ .M. /l 90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump bitch! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it You know you're obsessive when: You're still waiting for your Hogwarts Letter. You still expect your cat to talk to you. You're hoping that a little toxic waste will turn your turtle into a ninja. You're hoping that Zordon will think your qualified. You'll one day meet your Watcher, and suddenly be a martial arts expert. Your crazy Ph.D. neighbor must be hiding the Dolorean some where! You're expecting to be bitten before your next birthday, so you won't get older. You think that Spiders will affect your DNA. You, of course, think that The Force is with you. A Reese's Pieces loving Alien is hiding in your closet. Becoming a journalist will mean being saved continuously by a stalking superhero. You're really a mermaid. You still dream of being an FBI agent. You'll be locked in a castle, and fall in love with your captor. Your towel loving, beer drinking best friend will know how to Hitchhike. You believe you'll one day be better than your evil Step family. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole! The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile Girls Put this on your If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste. Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. -Naruto Character's Birthday Calendar- (Feel free to copy and paste!) Team Seven: Uzumaki Naruto-October 10th Uchiha Sasuke-July 23rd Haruno Sakura-March 28th Hatake Kakashi-September 15th Team Baki: Gaara-January 19th Temari-August 23rd Kankuro-May 15th Baki-July 4th Team Gai: Rock Lee-November 27th Hyuga Neji-July 3rd Tenten-March 9th Might Gai-January 1st Team 10: Nara Shikamaru-September 22nd Yamanaka Ino-September 23rd Akamichi Choji-May 1st Sarutobi Asuma-October 18th Team 8: Hyuga Hinata-December 27th Inuzuka Kiba and Akamaru-July 7th Aburame Shino-January 23rd Yuuhi Kurenai-June 11th The Uchihas (not including Sasuke; see Team 7): Uchiha Itachi-June 9th Uchiha Mikoto-June 1st Uchiha Fugaku-August 16th Uchiha Obito-February 10th Uchiha Madara-December 24th Random Others: Sarutobi (Third Hokage)-February 8th Haku-January 9th Yakushi Kabuto-February 29th Hoshigaki Kisame-March 18th Yashamaru-March 23rd Hyuga Hanabi-March 27th Kazekage (Gaara's father)-March 29th Tazuna-April 5th Umino Iruka-May 26th Tsunade-August 2nd Kaiza-August 21st Mitarashi Anko-October 24th Orochimaru-October 27th Gekko Hayate-November 2nd Jiraiya-November 11th Shizune-November 18th Inari-December 25th Konohamaru-December 30th You say BABY PINK 95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!! 98 of people under 25 surround their minds with rap music. If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile If you like chocloate as much as I do copy this in your profile If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, XxsweetrevengexX,Leilani Daniels, SoulOfDoom Post this on your profile if every time you hear the word weasel you think of Itachi. From a girl that realizes said things and has had the roll reversal of being so for a guy; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile When life gives me lemons, I make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how the heck I managed it. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried. I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it. Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday. Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject. I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me. Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them. Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating. Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with! That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." When in doubt, push random buttons! Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter. When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic. You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?" There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people... Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking. You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it. He who laughs last thinks slowest. An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. I'm not cynical, everything just sucks. I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid. It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots. The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good. I'm not as dumb as you look. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. Sarcasm is one more service we offer. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. IF YOU LIKE TO BITE PEOPLE, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE! If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile If you have told at least 5 people that you are in love with your favorite character from Naruto paste this on your profile If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will and are proud of it copy and paste this to your profile. If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this to your profile! There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. Its when you argue with yourself and LOSE its weird. If you agree copy and paste this to your profile. 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If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile. If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile. If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile. If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this. If you are crazy and /or insane and proud of it copy and paste it to your profile. If you don't care if your not popular, you're just who you are, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name: Gaara's weakness, Vampire-Gaara-and-Sasuke-girl, ItaSakuxTenshi, Kirathis-Chan, SoulOfDoom If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fanart or anime fan fictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea whats going on, copy this onto your profile. |
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