Hay ya, I'm Nat Anne Cullen

I'm from the wonderfully boring country of OZ.

I'm 15 my birthday is on the 10th of March.

I'm in year 10 and i suck at English but whatcha going to do bout it?

FAVORITES BOOKS: The Twilight Saga books, Harry Potter books, His Dark Materials

FAVORITE PEOPLE: Robert Pattinson (drools), Peter Facinelli (drools), Kellan Lutz, Jackson Rathbone, Ashley Greene, Nikki Reed, Elizabeth Reaser,

My best buds B1 & B2 (You know who you are) and Dani

HIT LIST: Well it's over a hundred and most of it's insane if you want the full list send me a message but for now

I'll just give you the basic's. Kristen Stewart (Get Offa My man), My brothers

BEST QUOTE: We're best mates and all, but if we're ever chased by zombies... I'm tripping you.

Twilight(L)

Team Jacob/Team Edward
Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse/Breaking Dawn
Robert Pattinson/Taylor Lautner
Movie/Book
Vampires/Werewolves
Rosalie/Alice/Esme
Emmett/Jasper/Carlisle
Kristen Stewart/Ashely Greene/Nikki Reed
Kellan Lutz/Jackson Rathbone
Jacob/Sam/Seth/Quil/Embry
Volvo/Porsche/M3/Jeep/Mercedes/Rabit
Cliff Diving/Motorcycles
Angela Weber/Lauren Mallory/Jessica Stanley
Mike Newton/Eric Yorkie/Tyler Crowley
Bella/Jacob
Aro/Marcus/Jane/Caius
Italy/Forks/Phoenix

Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

1. You can enjoy the bouquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and saefest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Grand Theft Auto is bad...unless its a porche
31. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, sweetcrimefighter, Moonchild707, Nat Anne Cullen

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile. (Yep so me)

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile

OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1915

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1915

Edward Cullen:Hotter Than You since 1901

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.

(why wait that long)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.

(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.

(Walmart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.

(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.

(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.

(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class.

(just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class.

(Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.

(like Nike says, "just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.

(just leave'm in the middle)

Funny Quotes That Don't Deserve the Title "Words of Wisdom":

"Golden, Ripe, Boneless bananas- 39 cents a pound."

"Sure their have been injuries and deaths in boxing, but none of them serious."

"How to store your baby walker: Step 1, Remove baby."

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."

"Men, I want you thinking of one word all season. One word, and only one word: Super Bowl."

"The internet is a great way to get on the net."

"I get to a lot of overseas places, like Canada."- Britney Spears.

"Most cars on the road only have one occupant- usually the driver."

"China is a big country inhabited by many Chinese."

"Most lies about blondes are false."

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago."

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"

"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air even longer."

Coke Or Pepsi: Pepsi
LipGloss Or LipStick: lip gloss
Black or White: Black
Vampire or Werewolf: Vampire
Edward or Jacob: So Edward!
Emmett or Edward: Edward
Girl or Boy: What kind of question is that?
Burger or Hotdog: Hotdog
Oh Snap! Or OhMyVampire!: OhMyVampire! Of course!
Poor and happy or rich and miserable: Poor and happy!
Porsche or Volvo: So Volvo and it better be silver
Twilight or New Moon: Twilight
Eclipse or Breaking Dawn: Eclipse
Beautiful and Mean or Ugly and Nice: Ugly and Nice!

Have You Ever...

Had sex: No!
Had a Boyfriend: No
Drank: Nope
Smoked: Ew No! NEVER!
Sang in the Shower: Who hasn't?
Drooled over a Celeb: Duh!
Embarassed Yourself: You're joking, right? Of course!
Read a book over and over 20 times or more: Twilight, Eclipse, Harry Potter 4
Started referring to everybody as a member of the Volturi: PFFT... no pffft.. pfft...pfft... maybe... pfft
Have a friend/boyfriend with the same name as a character from the Twilight Series: No thank god, because then I would start comparing them
Laughed so hard something came out your nose: Yeah it was gross
Tripped on a flat surface: Yep, and I broke two bones in my ankle
Blushed constantly: Yep, I don't sometimes people think I have sunburn 'coz my cheeks are so red
Stolen anything: Of course not!
Been High: Never! Never will!
Realized that these surveys are just a waste of time: haa yeahh.. figured it out awhile ago.
Wanted to Be Bella so bad that you started tripping for no reason: I don't trip on purpose I just... trip

Do You..

Believe that There's an Edward Cullen out there for every girl in the world?: OH, I wish we all have someone out there but if we all have an Edward Cullen then I wouldn't go to school on sunny days and just watch my Edward sparkle because he's so hot

You Might Be In Love With Edward Cullen If:

(I have done ALL of these because I came up with this. Go Edward!)

You hope and wish every night for Edward Cullen to show up in your life.

You walk into doors because you were thinking about Edward Cullen (Mom teases me about this all the time)

You go into uncontrollable fits of laughter whenever you think about him.

You get butterflies in your stomach because you are just so incredibly crazy about him.

You talk about him so much that your friends get mad at you.

You made the Twilight Lexicon picture your background on your computer so you can look at Edward whenever you want (Isn't Edward just beautiful?)

When you do look at that picture, you find yourself out of breath or giggling uncontrollably. (Happened very recently. Like 5 minutes ago...)

Your Mom thinks you are absolutely nuts for loving a vampire.

You explain to everyone that Edward is a good vampire and you want to be just like him. (I began my explanation at the dinner table one time. Once I told my Mom that Edward doesn't burn in the sun, he sparkles, she fell off of her chair.)

You have the picture of Edward on your cell phone and you show it to everybody.

When you show it to your mother and she says,"Oh my God, he has a face!" (I swear that has happened to me)

You have 'I love Edward Anthony Masen Cullen' on your cell phone banner.

You doodle I love Edward on your binders and don't really realize you did it.

You have dreamt about Edward at least one time in your life. (I had this dream recently after seeing the movie stills from Twilight the movie. I was standing in front of Forks High School when Jacob came up to me and hugged me. Then, after I was done talking to him, I saw Edward next to his Volvo. I went over to him and he kissed me, but then I woke up. I LOVED IT!)

You get mad when someone says that they don't like Edward and like Jacob instead. (Has happened and I pretty much stopped talking to that person)

You get upset whenever you watch Harry Potter because you think Edward will get mad at you. (Harry who?)

You flipped out when you passed a road called Twilight Lane and begged your parents to turn to see if Edward was there. (There really is a road called Twilight Lane. I almost died!)

You are looking at all of these and laughing and nodding or saying,"Yep, that's me."

You went to Reese Jewelers to get yourself a topaz ring. (The topaz is in the shape of a heart! I wear it everyday and think about Edward every time I look at it! I just got myself a topaz necklace to match.)

You got your grandfather to promise to take you to Forks, Washington on your birthday.

You get mad when people say they haven't read the book.

You constantly have mini anxiety attacks. You think about Edward and you begin to get anxious to find out what happens in the next book. (I had a really bad one the other day. I was practically hyperventillating. Yep, for those who haven't figured out yet, I overreact...A LOT.)

You look in the mirror everyday and compare yourself to Bella. The days you look more like her, you scream,"Oh my Carlisle! Look at that face! Maybe Edward will love me now...”

I'm sort of nuts but this is the way I think

I am not afraid of the dark,

I am afraid of what is lurking in it.

I am not afraid of heights,

I am afraid of falling.

I am not afraid of falling in love,

I am afraid of not being loved back.

PLEASE DON"T READ!! VERY IMPORTANT DO NOT READ!!!!!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded