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Joined 03-15-08, id: 1525256, Profile Updated: 07-17-20
Author has written 19 stories for Young Wizards, Lord of the Rings, Silmarillion, Watchmen, Bleach, Harry Potter, Ouran High School Host Club, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

"For that is what the Fanfiction Writers strive for, squeeing with eloquence." The Fanfiction Testament, by Araloth the Random

STATUS...The Little Captain may or may not get new chapters someday. Not Harmed will get finished whenever the heck I get motivated for it again. Everything else is either complete or defunct. If you're reading my stories, please review them as that's why they're here instead of moldering on my hard drive.

GENERAL DISCLAIMER: All stories contained in this account are works of fan fiction and written for entertainment purposes only. All canon elements are property of their respective creators, none of whom are me.

I love reading, music, and anime. I love writing. Or rather, I love being able to write well. Although I think that I'd write even if I sucked at it, because if I don't write down the crazy crap in my head, I will slowly go insane. Angst fic is by far my favorite to write -- you can usually tell who my favorite characters are by the amount of pain I put them through. I don't like writing romance, I'm more interested in friendship/family relationships. I am perfectly aware that my fics are not wildly revolutionary or even incredibly creative, I have absolutely no sensible reason for writing them, and no force on earth will persuade me to stop until every last ridiculous drabble is out of my system. That's pretty much everything there is about me and my writing; everything else here is pretty outdated but still pretty much accurate.

Gender: Female

Age: Old enough to know there are better ways to spend time than fanfiction, young enough not to care

Favorite color: purple

Favorite food: chocolate

Favorite books/series: Symphony of Ages, The Lord of the Rings, The Crystal Cave/The Hollow Hills, The Wicked Day, The Princess Diaries, Confessions of Georgia Nicholson, Avalon High, The Vampire Chronicles/Mayfair Witches series, His Dark Materials, A Song of Ice and Fire

Favorite movies: The Lord of the Rings, Rabbit-Proof Fence, The Sting, Pirates of the Caribbean (the first one), Mean Girls, The Mists of Avalon, Jesus Christ Superstar, Bleach: The DiamondDust Rebellion, National Treasure, Sherlock Holmes, Alice in Wonderland

Favorite TV shows: The Simpsons, Veronica Mars, Grey's Anatomy, Stargate SG-1/Atlantis, The Good Wife, Pretty Little Liars, Scandal, Doc Martin, The Mentalist, Person of Interest, The Big Bang Theory, Elementary, Hart of Dixie, Frasier, Once Upon a Time, Once Upon a Time in Wonderland

Favorite anime: Bleach, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Ouran High School Host Club, Love Hina, Inuyasha, Hetalia, My Bride Is a Mermaid, Baka and Test, Fairy Tail

Some favorite characters: Toushiro Hitsugaya, Hyourinmaru, Tobiume, Soujiro Kusaka, Orihime Inoue (Bleach); Glorfindel, Eowyn, Feanor (LOTR); Draco, Hermione, Sirius, Scorpius, Rose (Harry Potter); Kyouya, Tamaki, Renge (Ouran); Rhaegar, Lyanna, Jon Snow, Daenerys, Aegon, Jon Connington, Eddard (Song of Ice & Fire); Hideyoshi, Yuuko (Baka and Test)

As you can see, I have very widespread tastes


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Force Bond 1: Orphan by KittandChips reviews
AU After Owen and Beru are killed by a mysterious stranger, young Luke ends up as an orphan on Coruscant. It's a race against time as Obi-Wan struggles to find Luke before Vader realizes the boy is his son.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,383 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 7/9/2001 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 33,308 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 2,496 - Follows: 1,821 - Updated: 8/15/2017 - Published: 5/19/2010
What the Hell is Wrong with Kylo Ren? by Tuli Azzameen reviews
Tongue-in-cheek tour of pre-TLJ Reylo tropes. This time, it is Kylo Ren who is taken prisoner. Rey is given the impossible task of turning this moody, homicidal creep back to the Light, all while he awkwardly attempts to lure her into darkness. Bickering, sexual tension and poor life-choices ensue. Written pre-TLJ.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 99,556 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 4/22/2017 - Published: 3/20/2016 - [Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo] R2-D2, C-3PO - Complete
What the Cat Dragged In by Kryal reviews
Tony's pretty sure it's written into cosmic law somewhere: superheroes are not supposed be cute. Apparently, no one's told these two. ...He's okay with that.
Crossover - Avengers & Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 77,884 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 1,151 - Updated: 12/14/2016 - Published: 7/22/2016 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Memory by Cordria reviews
After Maddie learns about ghost-human hybrids from the GiW, Vlad offers her a choice: keep her memory of Danny's secret, or save her family. What's her memory worth?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,582 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/21/2016 - Published: 1/4/2015
We Must Tend Our Garden by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
Look, pal, If I can't ship a god with a prophet then why am I even here. Pre-epilogue. Om/Brutha
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2016 - Om, Brutha - Complete
Tell Yourself by Princess Kitty1 reviews
They've survived the war. He's gained a heart. Now Ulquiorra and Orihime get to face their most interesting challenge yet: living together. A series of drabbles and interrelated one-shots in which shenanigans ensue.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 186,726 - Reviews: 3829 - Favs: 1,887 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
East Meets West by Tre Corde reviews
In which Imperial China and Ancient Rome fervently attempt to stalk one another, vast distance across the Silk Road notwithstanding. As one can imagine, neither has much success.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,320 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - N. Italy, China, Ancient Rome
Bleached thoughts by Writing bunny reviews
Drabbles. Exploring small ideas and plotholes. Various characters. Mostly funny. Ch.160: Promotions and paperwork
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 160 - Words: 94,152 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 8/17/2010
The Pegasus Tango by Meloku reviews
An AU, Save Steve fic. An ancient Atlantian lab yields an interesting artifact while Carson is collaborating with the Hoffans. Rodney and Sheppard decide to try it on their wraith prisoner. Steve/OC/team. Warning: flashbacks and wraith psych exploration
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 174,983 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Steve, John S.
Gin's Notebook by Totoromo reviews
Gin has been collecting stories, pranks, and jokes in his notebook. He's given it to Orihime to pass away the time in Hueco Mundo. T rating just in case, I will be adding lots.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 65,504 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Orihime I., G. Ichimaru, Ulquiorra
A Single Line by Atomic Lightbulb reviews
Collection of Ryou and Yami no Bakura centric drabbles/oneshots based on a different line each story. Ch 80 - Angstshipping. Afterwards, Malik paints on his back.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 80 - Words: 160,236 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 1/8/2009 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura, Marik I., Thief Bakura
Parallels by ncfan reviews
As far as Sirius can see, Weasley family politics aren't that different from Black family politics.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Sirius B., Percy W., Regulus B. - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 12860 - Favs: 13,601 - Follows: 7,634 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Beneath the Trees, Where Nobody Sees by ncfan reviews
"Why do you think I didn't see Aslan?"
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Lucy Pevensie, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Pretty as a Purl by Liliththestormgoddess reviews
Natasha Romanoff: super secret spy, Avenger, killer of men and courter of death. She also liked to knit.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,650 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Scramble for Fusco by Rosslyn reviews
Finch proves his ability to flirt through online dating in Episode 2.05. Reese challenges him to a real-life duel. Who's the unwitting victim? Why, Fusco, of course! Or: Where Finch and Reese compete for Fusco's heart, and Fusco wants to check himself in a mental ward. This is actually Reese/Finch, yeah, sorry Fusco... CRACK FIC!
Person of Interest - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,087 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2012 - H. Finch, J. Reese - Complete
An Encyclopedic Knowledge of the World's Countries by FlyingAboveTheClouds reviews
With so many interesting and or useless facts to learn about the various countries of the world, it's difficult to know them ALL, and sometimes the ways the countries learn these facts about their fellow nations are a little odd. Now you can learn some weird facts while simultaneously finding out how France reacts to the stuff they sell in Japanese vending machines!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,553 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012
Real Life by TeamCedric reviews
The credit for this goes to JK Rowling, who first got me thinking. Susan wishes they could all understand.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
The Prophecy by Sarah the nerd reviews
As her newborn baby lies close to death, Petunia Dursley is visited by her sister.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Petunia D., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Poisoned Ice by Ordis reviews
"They are innocent. Please, punish me not them," he begs, because he'd never meant for this to happen. He'd never meant for his hated little brother to die. Set in the same verse as 'Drown'.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Loki - Complete
The Movement of the Earth by audreyii-fic reviews
Jacob imprints on Bella. It changes things. A re-write of New Moon, beginning on page 242 in Chapter 10: "The Meadow."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 95,238 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 2,368 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1890 - Favs: 2,522 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
What, Biblically? by Fleet Sparrow reviews
A brief dialogue between Hamlet and Horatio. Horatio's curious as to just how exactly Hamlet knew Yorick. Mild swearing.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Complete
I Like Short Shorts by TheMacUnleashed reviews
A collection of humorous short stories. And all the good titles were taken. Chapter 96: It's Anakin's first day attending classes at the Temple. Obi-Wan is forced to soothe his nerves.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 96 - Words: 96,983 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 8/22/2008
Hitsugaya's nightmare by Writing bunny reviews
No lieutenant can possibly be worse than Matsumoto. At least that's what Hitsugaya thought. Companion piece to Matsumoto's nightmare.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,086 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 10/6/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
The Study of Flight by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
Or, how Hermione found the ground. Hermione/Viktor, EWE, fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
Unremarkable by ncfan reviews
-Percy- Other people were kids once. Not Percy Weasley. That was what made him so different from the rest. So unremarkable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,588 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Percy W. - Complete
Hoping for Normal by JackieJLH reviews
For the fourteenth time in half as many days, Petunia wakes up to crying.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,806 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Petunia D., Harry P. - Complete
The Father by frodogenic reviews
Ten years after ROTS, tormenting nightmares of his unborn child drive Darth Vader to extraordinary measures with unexpectedly drastic consequences. Clearly, experience has taught Darth Vader nothing... L/V, the gang, and a few OCs for flavor. COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 284,822 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
The House That Cedric Built by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Draco didn't think there was much reason to hope for a better future. Astoria proved him wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,673 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Back to the Drawing Board by Franchise reviews
Lelouch. Zero. A brilliant mind that is able to create genius level strategies. But not every plan can work out perfectly, right? A oneshot series.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,905 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 6/22/2008
Coward by Stokrot reviews
What should have happened after chapter 364 of the manga - possibly much better version of events than we got from original. Especially for GinKira fans.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,580 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2010 - I. Kira, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Hollow Hole Tag by CrashCourse777 reviews
Ever wonder why so many Arrancars cover their hollow holes? On an average, boring day in Las Noches, Orihime convinces Ulquiorra to tell her the story behind the ill exposed Arrancars, and it's one none of the Espada will soon forget
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,029 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1734 - Favs: 4,061 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Taming of Mr T by unamuerte reviews
What if Sweeney hadn't pushed Mrs Lovett in the oven? Could he and Mrs Lovett have the seaside life she'd always dreamed of? Or will the ghost of Lucy always get in the way? Finally Completed!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 86,628 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
A Challenge by NorthernTrash-x reviews
500 Bleach ficlets, for just about every character, pairing and scenario you could imagine. Yaoi/Yuri/Het/etc.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 500 - Words: 102,272 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
MAGLOR Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Spirit of The Gauntlets reviews
Congratulations, you are now the owner of a MAGLOR model! In order to enjoy your unit to the fullest potential, please follow the instructions in this manual and consult the frequently asked questions for troubleshooting issues.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Complete
The Vengeful Vengeance of Schmenjamin Schmarker by BeBopALula reviews
A parody of Sweeney Todd. Or the inspiring tale of a young man who solves his many emotional problems by becoming a ninja. Take your pick.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,951 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
More Than Thirteen Ways of Looking at an Espada by sagebrush-soap-opera reviews
17: What all goes on during a day in the life of Aaroniero, medical apprentice? When the patients include Grimmjow and Ulquiorra, it can't be pleasant. Is there any hope? Will Aaroniero win any wagers? And was that encyclopedia really a good gift idea?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,800 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Grimmjow J., Szayelaporro G.
Full Moon by Alydia Rackham reviews
Jacob said: "I was the natural path your life would have taken…If the world was the way it was supposed to be."Is that true? AU, a reimagining of Twilight, starting at the beginning. Jacob/Bella, Bella's POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,293 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Fanfiction Testament by Araloth the Random reviews
*Honourable Mention MEFA 2010!* [Complete] And from the LoTR Obsessants proceedeth the Fanfiction writers. But not all were true to Canon, and thus there was much flaming and strife among them. And Legolas spake unto the fangirls...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
Fifteen Million and One by M. D. Jensen reviews
Fifteen million is such a pretty number.
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Adrian V./Ozymandias - Complete
20 Random Facts about Petunia Dursley by JackieJLH reviews
She's never actually hated Harry Potter, no matter what she claims. Once upon a time, she loved him. But only for two years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Petunia D. - Complete
Hitsugaya's Guide to High School by Skyskater reviews
Hitsugaya writes a journal about his high school experience and also dishes up the dirt about your favorite shinigami members! SO READ! Hitsugaya-POV, rated T for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 104 - Words: 134,125 - Reviews: 2015 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
You're Gonna Carry That Weight by Aiffe reviews
What do you get for the girl who has everything? A wheelbarrow.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Leave Behind Time by bethemoon reviews
But Susan has worked too hard to forget the world that wouldn't have her. Susan, post-PC, pre-LB.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
Fanfic Court by snooky-9093 reviews
WINNER 2010 Papa Bear Awards: Gold: Most Unique story...The setting: A hearing in Fanfic court. The case: Have we the authors gone too far? What happens when the characters get fed up and bring us to court? Here's one possible scenario.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,224 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
Ghosts in the Closet by MyAibou reviews
Every family has skeletons in its closet. For the Fenton family, it's ghosts. But as their secret, spanning more than a decade, weaves into every aspect of their lives, they find it's not really the ghosts that are the problem.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 160,367 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Danny F., Sam M., Tucker F., Dani - Complete
To Turn To The Dark Side, Press Three by frodogenic reviews
Anakin Skywalker discovers that the worst part about losing his arm is trying to convince the Republic Health Insurance Agency to pay for it. Because if anything will turn you to the Dark Side, it's HMOs...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,091 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Allegorical by The Dream Whisperer reviews
Prompt from 31days at LJ: "The linguistics of emotions." Tamaki, Kyouya, and fairytales. “The evil wizard smiled, and fell, and fell, and fell.” TamakiKyouya.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Frivolous Sentimentalities by Tally Mark reviews
If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, what galaxy are youkai from? Because Kagome would really like to know. SessKag oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,139 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 4,707 - Follows: 547 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
For the Sake of Sake by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Sake is banned in the Seireitei and Shunsui, Kenpachi, and company go to drastic lengths to consume alcohol and romantic interludes occur. KiraxSoifon, a little ShunsuixNanao,MomoxRenji, MatsumotoxSaskibe and ShuuheixIsane. Complete.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,237 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - I. Kira, Suì-Fēng - Complete
The Wraith's Progress by Charlotte Heywood reviews
The capture of several members of the Atlantis team by the wraith leads to somewhat unexpected-and amusing results. A sequel to Possession. As always, reviews are much appreciated.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Rodney M., Ronon D.
Bloody Hell, A Talking Hat! by karniverous pineapple reviews
Set after SBHFS. Georgia and the gang are at school the next week, where they are summoned to Slims office. Waiting for them is an old man who goes by the name of Professor Dumbledore. That's right: the Ace Gang go to Hogwarts! ooo updated
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,512 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 8/9/2006
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
The Pharaoh's Corrupting Our Schools! by Sour Schuyler reviews
So says Yami Bakura, in his OOC Diary! Watch him tackle everything from Eminem, to stingy tomb keeper's in the rain, to girls! And watch as his brain cells rapidly deteriorate! RANDOMNESS IS FUN!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 58,230 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Yami Bakura
Problems in Hueco Mundo by lunartick reviews
Series of oneshots depicting the problems faced by the evil overlords of Hueco Mundo. Who ever said it's easy being evil? No pairings. Sixth chapt: Saving DIDs should never have to be so hard.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,342 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Complete
Chasing Dreams by Becky Tailweaver reviews
PreESB AU. Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader cross paths as they rush to find the sender of a mysterious, coded message: a person claiming to be Anakin Skywalker. The mystery only deepens as they follow the trail of breadcrumbs across the stars.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,417 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader
The World's Worst Rescuers by Marching Madly Onward reviews
Outnumbered, outgunned, and deep in enemy territory, Ichigo and his friends are in dire straights. Fortunately, the cavalry arrives just in the nick of time. Too bad the cavalry is completely insane. [CRACK fic]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/6/2007 - K. Zaraki, Mayuri K. - Complete
A Histrionic Prat By Any Other Name… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
In his fifth year at Hogwarts, Tom Riddle concocts a new name for himself. A name which no one is ever allowed to use... Yes, because THAT sounds practical, Tom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Fenrir G. - Complete
Kyou Kara Maou Very Secret Livejournals by Schnickledooger reviews
Parody! KKM characters' deepest secrets, personalities and desires are exposed. WARNING: mad rantings, jealous ravings, and numerous stalkings. Guaranteed to have you laughing your socks off! Ch8:Wolfram
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,640 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB.
Enmity by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. Matsumoto Rangiku hates Hinamori Momo.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/5/2007 - R. Matsumoto, M. Hinamori - Complete
Accident by lunartick reviews
Sort of prequel to Misunderstood. Now it's Ichimaru's turn to misunderstand the intentions of a certain scheming captain. Nonyaoi
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,165 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
Twenty Questions by Romulan Empress reviews
The twins' latest game is Guess Who Kyouya Likes and Tamaki is the victim. Now the king must guess who Kyouya likes within one week using only twenty yes or no questions. Hilarity ensues.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Its Name by IrkedIndeed reviews
Zaraki Kenpachi doesn't know the name of his sword, but the answer might be closer than he thinks. A cracktastic theory given form as fiction. Mild spoilers up through the end of the Soul Society arc.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/1/2007 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
A Keen Observer by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
Andromeda says little, but she sees everything. Through their years at Hogwarts, she watches her sisters as one falls in love and one falls into madness, and doesn't see as a muggleborn boy breaks into her sheltered life. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 149,784 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
A Day in the Life of Naraku by Dranxis reviews
Naraku kidnaps Rin in order to lure Sesshoumaru to his castle, for one evil purpose... to force Sesshoumaru to help him with his interior decorating? :COMPLETE!:
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,052 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/9/2005 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Naraku, Sesshōmaru - Complete
The Diary Of An Erik by L'ange d'Erik reviews
A tale of how true love triumphs over all. Actually, it's more a tale of blueberry waffles, foosball tables, and cherry lip gloss, but who am I to say? Read and Review!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,015 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 3/31/2005
9 Point 8 Newtons by Sour Schuyler reviews
Ryou went to England after standing up to Miho and now she is badgering Bakura about it. He's always up for an argument, but it's getting ridiculous. What's a tomb robber to do? Bakura x Miho
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,630 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 2/3/2005 - Miho N.
Another Year, Another Brick in the Wall by CasusFere reviews
A Slytherin view on the end of the year feast, teachers, and life in general. Well, not so much the life part.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Good Intent by anonymous3925866 reviews
Apophis banishes Klorel to a distant planet with no means of escape. The DHD is missing, the locals claim he is a demon and Skaara is getting jittery with the local talk about Ra being summoned, especially when Ra was killed on Abydos a few years ago. Ple
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,818 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Skaara
Bagenders by Lady Alyssa reviews
*NEW EPISODE* 2001 (in an AU) and the now immortal Fellowship are living in the house-share from hell. Now with 3 non plot-defining random slashy interludes. Random Dent would like to point out she actually exists.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,974 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/27/2002 - Published: 1/6/2002
The Driving Menace by Lady Alyssa reviews
Anakin and Obi-Wan give Yoda a lift. Episode 2 fic, but no spoilers
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/25/2002
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i know that it leaves wreckage where it's blown reviews
In his dreams, he stands alone on a plain of ice. Scenes from the Thousand Year Blood War.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,642 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/27/2018 - T. Hitsugaya, Hyorinmaru
and still i push my barrow all the day reviews
Scars never bothered him before, but his world is different now. One-shot
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Complete
The Little Captain reviews
Assorted drabbles centered around the lives of Toushiro and Hyourinmaru. Chapter 55: Toushiro breaking his zanpakuto, probably more than he should
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 55 - Words: 38,417 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 9/19/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, Hyorinmaru
Not Harmed reviews
Four broken children walked into the Factory, and four broken children walked out. This is what happened afterwards. Burtonverse. One-shot series
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Veruca Salt
Sea to Shining Sea reviews
He'll keep growing even if he tears himself apart because it is his destiny, his manifest destiny. Drabble
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2011 - America - Complete
Snakes in a Dungeon reviews
What happens to students in an enclosed space during a battle. Drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Minerva M., Pansy P. - Complete
Rack reviews
They huddle together in the dark, and feel each other shiver. Baltics drabble
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Latvia, Lithuania - Complete
Trade Heroes for Ghosts reviews
Tobiume is nothing like her master. Drabble
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Tobiume - Complete
Loathing reviews
In a way, Haineko knows her better than anyone. Drabble
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Tobiume, Haineko - Complete
Like Moths reviews
The nine walk to meet their master.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Nazgul - Complete
If Only They Came with a Manual reviews
Dear Mr. Hitsugaya: Congratulations on your purchase of a HYOURINMARU unit from Zanpakuto Industries. Beware, here be randomness.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Hyorinmaru, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Kyouya Ohtori Is Nothing
How bad would it be, to be remade in a new image?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Kyōya O., Renge H. - Complete
In My Name reviews
In which Tom Riddle learns what an anagram is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Candles reviews
What no one seems to realize is that Scorpius Malfoy had a happy childhood. Two drabbles
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
Two Lost Souls reviews
A DiamondDust Rebellion one-shot: Maybe it wasn't such an unbalanced trade, after all.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, Hyorinmaru - Complete
The Past Gets Brighter reviews
Sally's granddaughter finds her old Minutemen picture. Short & improbable oneshot thing.
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Sally J.
Ya Línna Ambanna Tulinuva Nan reviews
Glorfindel's fea was indeed re-embodied and returned to Middle-Earth . . . but not in the way anyone expected. Confusing to explain, easier to just read and find out
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Glorfindel - Complete
The Ruled and Bound reviews
The attack on Weathertop, from the perspective of the Witch-King.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Witch-King of Angmar, Frodo B. - Complete
Greeting and Defiance reviews
In the aftermath of the Pullulus, Roshaun fell prey to a strange, unpleasant fate. He sent out a cry for help. It would change the lives of him and his rescuer in ways neither of them could have imagined. WAW spoilers!
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,064 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008
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