Kazink's Profile

Name: Kazegami-inkpot, or Kazink for short. (Or Inky if I'm reviewing)
Age: 21
Gender: Female
Live in: Canada
Height: About 5'2
Weight: 110 Ibs

Hello! Hmm...so maybe appearance first? Well...I have kinda long black hair and green eyes. I love green eyes, because they're going extinct and they're pretty but I dont like my eye colour much. It's kinda like a swamp-water green, very dark, makes me look brooding when I'm not smiling, lmao. Oddly enough, my friend Halfdemon-kai has almost the exact same colour of eyes as me, only a little lighter, prettier. So hmm...yeah I smile and laugh a lot because not too much bothers me in the world, and simple things I find funny. Apparently I'm told I have a nervous expression on my face a lot of the time, which...until recently I was unaware of. I'm short...because I didnt eat my greens (bleh...) and I dont weigh too much because I dont eat a lot. Like, I forget to eat when I'm doing something I like.

So I am going to use this part and attempt to describe myself, though I find it difficult to explain what I think I look and act like. Hmm...I'm shy around people I dont know (like most people) but I'm open around my friends, and especially people who have earned their trust. I doubt myself a lot...more than whats actually safe. I analyze everything (and everyone) that's around me whenever possible...it's kinda like a hobby I suppose...because I do well in picking up emotions. I'm lazy when it comes to things I dont like, like school for example...well I mean...the subjects. People looking at my college application forms must be like 'O.o what the hell...?' because my marks are ALL over the place. I've gotten 50's, 60's, 70, and 80's. Mostly high marks in art, english and gym and low marks in math and science (The subjects where this is a lot of homework lol)

I'm a weird individual, with an open mind about how people should act. I'm drawn towards people who are just themselves and dont bother trying to fit in with others to which they know they dont belong. I dislike people who act older than they really are and I actually like people who act kind of childish. I really think its important to remember what its like to be a kid. I like variety in my friends too, people who can come up with strange subjects off the top of their head can make me listen, lol. My whole group is like that...every day its a different subject...lol.

Pet Peeve: Say you're downloading something, and its all going really smooth, really fast, and you say to yourself, "Hey this wont take long," and then you're watching and it gets to 99 percent...and then STALLS! That drives me crazy! I'm like, "You're a computer! How can you procrastinate!?"

Another Pet Peeve: People who treat me like glass. Seriously, I can't for the life of me figure out why, but people always seem to think that I'll break if they touch me or something. It's not that I want an unneccessary amount of physical contact all the time, but I'd really like to know why that happens. I'm actually pretty tough...even though I may not look it. Who knows, lol.

Stories

Soldier's with Wings

Well my Tales of the Abyss story finally came to a close at thirty-three chapters, and with great support. I suggest you read this with an open mind and also keep in mind that my skills in writing at the start of this story are nothing compared to what I can do now. (The first few chapters are editted with my writing style now.)

One Reality

I'm on chapter fourteen right now, and trying to move the story along at a decent rate. This chapter is in my head right now, but usually when that happens when I AM in the mood to write, it goes fast.

Frozen Longing

Not my story, nor my ideas. I'm just supplying a bit of information when needed XD. So I'm helping out a little. 'Tis all, for my buddy halfdemon-kai.

Without Reason

Okay this has changed a bit, but we decided to cut this off from the other stories so that we could post it sooner rather than later, because we'd have had to wait until the end of One Reality, and who knows how long that will take huh? So we're doing this instead, so that halfdemon-kai can start posting XD because she writes way faster than me.

Oh, and here is the song I decided I liked for it! Hehe.

Growing Wings

Crimson lights, the sky
The birds still asleep.
Like a dream, it shines
From Heaven's safe keep.
Childrens songs, we sung
As soft as the breeze.
Endless fields, our home
I long for those days.

I call out these prayers to the sky, heavy with thought, see your face.
I carry these memories inside, thoughts of a soul, coloured by love.
See me grow wings and fly high, passions will die...down below.
I burn in a basin of fire, watchers look on as they dance in their merciless sky.

Watching me, watching you...

Silent black, the dawn
And time tells its tale.
Darkened blood, it flows
The forest recieves.
Look within, the dark
As dark as you dare.
There inside, you'll find
Destruction you seek.

I call out these prayers to the sky, heavy with thought, see your face.
I carry these memories inside, thoughts of a soul, coloured by love.
See me grow wings and fly high, passions will die...down below.
I burn in a basin of fire, watchers look on as they dance in their merciless sky.

Watching me...watching you...watching me...

(This is actually the theme from Drakengard...)

Reviewers

I love reviews, who doesnt? Hehe. As soon as I see an encouraging review from someone, it just lights me up inside. Haha, but I'm sure I'm not the only who feels like when I get review, we probably all do. But everyone likes to feel appreciated, so thats why reviews are so important to me. Thank you to all reviewers and to those who recommended me. --grin--

Recommended Stories from my perspective...

First Snow- Tales of the Abyss- halfdemon-kai

Frozen Longing- Tales of the Abyss- halfdemon-kai

Addiction- Jak and Daxter- halfdemon-kai

A Peachy Surprize- Naruto- Byakugan Hyuga

Reflection-Tales of the Abyss- XReplica

Stronger- Naruto- Ink Child

Softer- Naruto- Ink Child

Incomplete Longing- Tales of the Abyss- Meimi no Kage

Lorelei's Fate- Tales of the Abyss- Culinaromancer

Felo de se- Tales of the Abyss- xXAsalemXx

OC

I'm a fan of Oc's , I have to say. I just think the ability to come up with an orginal character is a good skill and it shows the creative mind. I'm drawn to stories with that, and stories that incorperate a good background into an already established story. I like all the normal characters too, but they already have set personalities and goals really, so its nice to see some fresh characters and learn about them. What can I say, every creator of the most popular shows out there (Naruto, Bleach, Gundam seed) have to start off with OC's...right?

MY OC (Tales of the Abyss)

Name: Sin (Sin'kara)
Age: 14
Eye colour: Orange
Hair colour: Black
Skin: Pale
Body Type: Lean
Likes: Travelling, training and the season fall.
Dislikes: Being treated like a kid or being beaten.
Trademark expression: Grinning
Good qualities: Playful, helpful, intuitive, and forgiving.
Bad qualities: Indecisive, mischievious, stubborn and quick to judge.

This is my OC for my story Soldiers with Wings and One Reality. If you want to use her you have to ask permission.

Currently permisson belongs to XReplica, with her story Reflection.

Of course, I'm also using Celeste (Her OC) for my own story, a fair trade eh? XD

Things I Like

I have a variety of things I like. I love Tales of the Abyss and find myself wishing I could talk about it more than I already do. All my friends and I have beaten it already and most of them are already focusing on the next Tales game that will come out but I'm still so hooked on Tales of the Abyss that I feel like I dont want to play the other games yet. But maybe that will change when they come out? Who knows? I hope they make a Tales of the Abyss 2...that would be so mean if they didnt. Shhhhh...I'm obsessed, I just dont seem like it usually. Lol.

Pocky- Love it! I went to anime north and bought like 4 boxes. But I also happen to like sharing so it was also gone pretty much the next day...-sigh-

The seasons fall and summer- Fall is so nice and refreshing. Summer is just that happy time of year.

My MP3- My most prized possession. I read on someones profile that they pick songs that go well with couples, and I'd like to point out that I do the same thing. I do it for situtations and story lines too.

I love to draw in my spare time, when I'm not writing. When I'm in the mood, my drawings can come out pretty good. I like to draw anime...and that's it pretty much...lol. I like to draw characters from my stories, and at this point I like to draw Sin and Asch together. I think my dream job would be a manga artist but I know my skills arent nearly good enough for that lol. I would also like to go into character animation or design. I'm looking to go to Loyalist college I think, since they have awesome programs there.

Hmm...Someone told my friend once, (he was sitting beside me so I could hear the person too) that 'If you only draw anime, you'll never be able to draw realistically again.' This made a lot of sense to me at the time, but now that I think about it, I dont think it's true. I think if you practice both, you can draw both well. But if you only draw anime, you'll only be good at anime and vice-versa. I think it's as simple as that.

I also use to hate it when I would hear people say 'Practice makes perfect,' but truthfully...when drawing anime...It's true. The more I draw, I find the better I become. Still have a long way to go though...but at least I know how to get there...PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE.

I had a wonderful artist draw Asch and Sin together, if you'd like to see it...follow this link!

My favorite songs right now are...(hmmm)

The Reason- By Hoobastank

I'm not a perfect person,

There are many things I wish I didn't do,
But I continue learning,
I never meant to do those things to you,
And so I have to say before I go,
That I just want you to know.

I've found a reason for me,
To change who I used to be,
A reason to start over new,
and the reason is you.

I'm sorry that I hurt you,
It's something I must live with everyday,
And all the pain I put you through,
I wish that I could take it all away,
And be the one who catches all your tears,
Thats why I need you to hear.

I've found a resaon for me,
To change who I used to be,
A reason to start over new,

and the reason is You x4.

I'm not a perfect person,
I never meant to do those things to you,
And so I have to say before I go,
That I just want you to know.

I've found a reason for me,
To change who I used to be,
A reason to start over new,
and the reason is you.

I've found a reason to show,
A side of me you didn't know,
A reason for all that I do,
And the reason is you.

Whatever it Takes- By Lifehouse

A strangled smile fell from your face
It kills me that I hurt you this way
The worst part is that I didn't even know
Now there's a million reasons for you to go
But if you can find a reason to stay

I'll do whatever it takes
To turn this around
I know what's at stake
I know that I've let you down
And if you give me a chance
Believe that I can change
I'll keep us together whatever it takes

She said "If we're gonna make this work
You gotta let me inside even though it hurts
Don't hide the broken parts that I need to see"
She said "Like it or not it's the way it's gotta be
You gotta love yourself if you can ever love me"

I'll do whatever it takes
To turn this around
I know what's at stake
I know that I've let you down
And if you give me a chance
And give me a break
I'll keep us together, I know you deserve much better

But remember the time I told you the way that I felt
That I'd be lost without you and never find myself
Let's hold onto each other above everything else
Start over, start over

I'll do whatever it takes
To turn this around
I know what's at stake
I know I've let you down
And if you give me a chance
and believe that I can change
I'll keep us together whatever it takes

Photo- By Ryan Cabrera

A photo can say a thousand things
But it can't say the million things I wanna say
A photo can capture the way we were
But it can't capture the way we are
'Cause you're far away
What it's like to know you
What it's like to touch you

When you told me that you loved me
were those just words
You can't tell me you don't need me
and I know that hurts
'Cause I'm looking at your picture
'Cause it's all I've got
Maybe one day
You and me will have one more shot

Timing lost minutes and moments
And I might be lonely girl
But I'm not afraid
In a second
It all comes right back to me
Nothing's forgotten now
Yeah everything's saved
What it's like to touch you
What it's like to know you

When you told me that you loved me
were those just words
You can't tell me you don't need me
and I know that hurts
'Cause I'm looking at your picture
'Cause it's all I've got
Maybe one day
You and me will have one more shot

You were my life
you were my faith
You gave me hope every day

When you told me that you loved me
were those just words
You can't tell me you don't need me
and I know that hurts
'Cause I'm looking at your picture
'Cause it's all I've got
Maybe one day
You and me will have one more shot

Designated songs to my favorite stories...

2 Find U

Tales of the Abyss, We all Fall Dead, SonicGirl2002

Luke x Kuro x Asch

Side note: My favorite story atm :3 Hands down.

If I asked you a question
Would you look me in the eye?Has our love
Been built on lies?

Well, why I'm asking...
You see, time is now
To turn our backs forever
Or work this through somehow

And I want to see you
I want to feel new again

Hey you
Do not walk away
Lets choose love
C'mon, what do you say?

Hey you
know that I would spend
My whole life all over again
To find you

We've layered hurt on hurt
I've seen pain cloud your eyes
But we are bruised not broken
Like a pheonix love will rise

And do you see me?
Do you feel new again?Hey you
know that I would spend
My whole life all over again
To find you

Look in my eyes
Kiss my mouth hard
Let your conviction
Reassure my heart
Promise me now
I'll promise you too
I love you.

Going Under

Tales of the Abyss, Lorelei's Fate, Culinaromancer

Sync x Ivalee (OC)

Side Note: I highly recomend this story, like seriously...you have no idea. It's great.

Now I will tell you what I've done for you
Fifty thousand tears I've cried.
Screaming, deceiving and bleeding for you
And you still won't hear me.
(going under)
Don't want your hand this time - I'll save myself.
Maybe I'll wake up for once (wake up for once)
Not tormented daily defeated by you
Just when I thought I'd reached the bottom

I'm Dying again

I'm going under (going under)
Drowning in you (drowning in you)
I'm falling forever (falling forever)
I've got to break through
I'm going under

Blurring and stirring - the truth and the lies.
(So I don't know what's real) So I don't know what's real and what's not (and what's not)
Always confusing the thoughts in my head
So I can't trust myself anymore

I'm Dying again

I'm going under (going under)
Drowning in you (drowning in you)
I'm falling forever (falling forever)
I've got to break through

I'm...

So go on and scream
Scream at me I'm so far away (so far away)
I won't be broken again (again)
I've got to breathe - I can't keep going under

I'm Dying again

I'm going under (going under)
Drowning in you (drowning in you)
I'm falling forever (falling forever)
I've got to break through

I'm going under (going under)
I'm going under (drowning in you)
I'm going under

Beautiful Disaster

Tales of the Abyss, Soldier's with Wings (My story)

Asch x Sin (OC)

Side Note: Haha, I had to put a song in for mine too.

He drowns in his dreams
An exquisite extreme I know
He's as damned as he seems
And more heaven than a heart could hold
And if try to save him
My whole world could cave in
It just ain't right
It just ain't right.

And I dont know
I dont know what he's after
But he's so beautiful
Such a beautiful disaster
And if I could hold on
Through the tears and the laughter
Would it be beautiful...
Or just a beautiful disaster...?

He's magic and myth
Is strong as what I believe
A tragedy with
More damage than a soul should see
And do I try to change him
So hard not to blame him
Hold on tight
Hold on tight

And I dont know
I dont know what he's after
But he's so beautiful
Such a beautiful disaster
And if I could hold on
Through the tears and the laughter
Would it be beautiful...
Or just a beautiful disaster...?

I'm longing for love and the logical
But he's only happy hysterical
I'm waiting for some kind of miracle
Waiting so long
So long...

He's soft to the touch
But frayed at the end he breaks
He's never enough
And still he's more than I can take

Oh, cause I dont know
I dont know what he's after
But he's so beautiful
Such a beautiful disaster
And if I could hold on
Through the tears and the laughter
Would it be beautiful...
Or just a beautiful disaster...?

He's beautiful...
Such a beautiful disaster.

Everywhere

Tales of the Abyss, One Reality (Song for the Sequel)

Asch x Sin (OC)

Side Note: I couldnt resist when I heard it.

Turn it inside out so I can see
The part of you that's drifting over me
When I wake you're...never there
When I sleep you're...you're everywhere

Just tell me how I got this far
Just tell me why you're here
And who you are.
Because everytime I look you're never there
And everytime I sleep you're always there.

Because you're everywhere to me
When I close my eyes it's you I see
You're everything I know that makes me believe...
I'm not alone.
I'm not alone.

I recognize the way you make me feel
At times I think you might not be real
I sense that now the water's getting deep
I try to wash the pain away from me.
Away from me.

Because you're everywhere to me
When I catch my breath
It's you I breathe
You're everything I know that makes me believe...
I'm not alone.
I'm not alone.

When you touch my hand
It's then I understand
The beauty is within
It's now that we begin
You always light my way
There never comes a day
No matter where I go
I always feel you so...

You're everyone I see
So tell me...
Do you see me?

Everyday

Tales of the Abyss, Reflection, XReplica

Asch x Celeste (OC)

Side Note: An amazing story from the get-go, currently in the state of being re-written. I'd recomend to anyone who likes AschOC for sure.

What are you thinking
Doing the things you do...
What are you wanting?
Cause all I want
Is you to see,
Everything you are to me
And how you and I could be
Every dream come true

Everyday I try to tell you
Every time I think I get through
You put up a wall, your so invincible
Nothing could keep me away
I'll find a way
Everyday

What are you scared of
What do you have to lose?
You'll never know
If all you do's
Refuse and hide
From the door thats open wide
Ignore the voice you hear inside
And everything I say

Everyday I try to tell you
Every time I think I get through
You put up a wall your so invincible
Nothing could keep me away
I'll find a way
Everyday

And I won't give up
Cause you mean that much
No matter what you are going through
I've waited this long
My love is stronger than forever
Strong enough to keep loving you.

Over and Over:

Tales of the Abyss, Felo de se, xXAsalemXx

Sync x Luella (OC)

Side Note: One of my favorite fanfic's these days. Do yourself a favor and read it! Lol.

I feel it everyday it's all the same
It brings me down but I'm the one to blame
I've tried everything to get away
So here I go again
Chasing you down again
Why do I do this?

Over and over, over and over
I fall for you
Over and over, over and over
I try not to

It feels like everyday stays the same
It's dragging me down and I can't pull away
So here I go again
Chasing you down again
Why do I do this?

Over and over, over and over
I fall for you
Over and over, over and over
I try not to
Over and over, over and over
You make me fall for you
Over and over, over and over
You don't even try

So many thoughts that I can't get out of my head
I try to live without you, every time I do I feel dead
I know what's best for me
But I want you instead
I'll keep on wasting all my time

Over and over, over and over
I fall for you
Over and over, over and over
I try not to
Over and over, over and over
You make me fall for you
Over and over, over and over
You don't even try to

More song and story matching to come, I just have to find ones that fit.

Twilight (New Moon & Eclipse & Breaking Dawn)

Edward- I mean come on, who doesnt like Edward?

Jasper- Quiet and thoughtful. He seems good to me.

Alice- Ahah, Alice is awesome and I love that even though she is so small, she can still fight.

Jane- Well, she's powerful. They all just surrendered when she showed up. Lucky. Oh, I like Alec too.

Tales of the Abyss

Favorite characters (In Order)- Asch, Sync, Luke (long or short hair, both make me smile), Tear, Ion and Guy.

Least favorite Characters- Mohs, Van, and Dist...though he makes me laugh.

Favorite Pairings (Not in order)

LukeXTear

GuyXNatalia

AniseXIon

LukeXAsch (I admit! lol)

SyncXIvalee (Culinaromancer's OC from Lorelei's Fate and Hell to Pay)

SyncXLuella (xXAsalemXx's OC frome Felo de se)

--I cant stand Sync with anyone else other than these two OC's! I need to be convinced he belongs with someone, and no one has managed to do it better than these two! So these are the only Sync pairings I like.--

JadeXTear

ScionxDin (Almost Guy, if you know the whole story)

AschXOC (Hence my own story, lol. Sorry but I feel like he doesnt fit with Natalia well.)

Favorite Games! (Woo!)

Tales of the Abyss- OMG I love this game so much. I cant play a game unless I take a liking to the main character, and this game had Luke. I love Luke lol, even at the start when he was so spoiled and selfish it was actually interesting to play a character that wasnt all perfect and set on being an angel and saving the world, he just did what he had to...I liked him after he cut his hair too...both sides of him were awesome. Unfortunately I had an ongoing argument with my friends about who was better, Luke or Asch... and at first I liked Luke but then BANG I woke up one morning was like 'Sorry Luke' Asch took your spot lol. Hey I have a keychain of Luke that I got from anime north and I pretty much blow up if someone touches it, lmao. I'm silly.

Zelda- Ocarina of Time- You have NO idea how long Ive played this game for. Since I was like, 6 years old lmao. I couldnt have lived without it.

Major's Mask- I loved this game simply because it related to the first game. It didnt let me down. I love it just as much. Maybe more.

Twilight Princess- Fun game, good graphics, awesome combat. Too bad Link and Zelda didnt know each other.

Harvest Moon- I liked the whole I idea of farm life. Winter is horrible indeed. O.o

Naruto- Clash of Ninja There have been so many hours my group and I have just sat there and played this. Different teams all the time, awesome, fair, combat. Good times for me with this game.

Animal Crossing- Lol... I just remember reading about the game in a magazine and liked it. I bought it a while ago but I've never played it. I think its one of those games that you dream about having but when you get it, you're like 'Okay...now what?' lol I get that a lot.

Shadow of Colossus- Nice graphics though the story line was a bit narrow. It was basic and puzzling but you never get stuck. My friend stated that this game 'had no replay value whatsoever' and I beat it and I think I'd have to agree.

Super Smash Bros.- Whoa I dont even wanna get started on this game lmao. Seriously one of the best games out there. This is like all my friends and I have ever played since it came out. But I wouldnt trade this game for anything.

Prince of Persia- Mind blowing. How do people come up with this stuff?

Rayman- The Bunnies make me laugh. (chuckles) My friend and I named the bunny thats waving to you while you're in your cell Baichuchi XD.

Final Fantasy- The scenes are worth it. I love the whole Tidus x Yuna thing.

Drakenguard- I liked the whole concept of the dragon and rider but I didnt like how you could only blow fire. You should be able to dive down on the enemy or something. Regardless of my complaints, it was a very good game. I have the second one now too, and I like it a lot better than the first. I really like how they make reference to the first game in it.

Kingdom Hearts- Whew, another one of those games that I played with my friends. But mostly my girl friends because the guys wouldnt try it (lol) there were just too many things that this game had right for me. Everything was perfect. But I got stuck on Riku (the second bout you fight him) for like 5 months! It was ridiculous! They said in the guide book that Malificent was a tiny bit harder than Riku and I was like "Like hell she is!"

Jak & Daxter- Sleepless nights watching the scenes. I can still play them all in my head too.

Jak 2- Same as the first.

Jak 3- Same as the first.

Soul Caliber 3- I like this game but its caused a lot of fights between my sis and me lolz. Its basically just 'strike strike strike, block, grab, strike, throw' I dunno. It gets repetitive.

Okami- This game blew me out of my mind! The detail is flawless... . Its an overall highly ranked game on my list. It wasnt like anything I'd ever played before.

A little about my Life and whats in it...

Well, since I'm not in highschool anymore, I suppose I should change this. I got accepted to go to Durham for game developement, which I'm excited for. I hope I get to do a lot of things like concept art and traditional art, because I dont see myself doing programming, although that will probably be a big part of it. Halfdemon-kai was accepted too, so we'll both be going for the same thing. Oh please dont let there be too much homework....

Both of my girl best friends have files on Fanfiction...check them out. halfdemon-kai and Byakugan Hyuga.

Oh and one of my guy best friends got an account too recently, he is Crimson Blooded Ares.

My hobbies are reading, writing, drawing anime, listening to music and playing video games with my friends. They are basic hobbies but I dont think they will be changing any time soon. Sometimes I wanna do them all so much, I cant decide and I just sit there, lol.

This is my list of all the anime guys I like (in order from top to bottom) Me and my friends (the girl half of it anyway) like to talk about it. Ahah. But our lists are SO different. We get into little debates about who's is better. XD

1. Asch (Tales of the Abyss) I dunno, this one really stuns me. I just love the way he acts and how he totally ignores people when they ask him questions. Love the red hair too and the style, it's different.

2. Riku (Kingdom Hearts) Everyone loves Riku, he's got the whole silver hair thing going on that we all like. I think I have a thing for cocky guys O.o oh my.

3. Sasuke (Naruto) Silent but arrogant. I hate when I'm like 'I like Sasuke' and then I feel like a fangirl O.o Ew.

4. Yuki (Fruits Basket) Hes just so nice and polite. This list is really starting to range isnt it? My sis likes Kyo.

5. Link (The Legend of Zelda) Seen him around a lot since I was like 6. Of course hes on here :)

6. Zack (Final Fantasy) I dont know, he's funny and playful. He's not all dark and mood like some other main characters in games.

7. Daisuke (DNAngel) I like him more than dark. halfdemon-kai likes Dark and Byakugan Hyuga likes Satoshi. Odd.

8. Hugo (Suikoden) I think he was drawn really well.

9. Kiba ( Wolf's Rain) He's a white wolf who sometimes looks like a teenager.

10. Wrath (Full Metal Alchemist) I think I like him because he can fight like hell (specially in Conquer of Shambala) but he's not really an enemy.

Favorite Quotes and jokes and sayings and...stuff. Hehe

1) One day a man was drowning in the water. A boat was passing by and said "Would you like some help?" and the man said, "No thank you, God will save me." And then the boat went on its way. A little while later, another boat passed by and asked, "Would you like some help?" and the man replied again, "No thank you, God will save me." Then the man drowned and went to heaven. "God, why didnt you save me?" he asked. And God replied, "I sent you two boats you dummy!"

2)

"Knock knock..."

"Whose there?"

"Nobody."

"Nobody who?"

"...-silence here-..."

"...Nobody who?"

Teeheehee, these cracked me up. If you didnt recognise these quotes, they are from the movie 'The Pursuit of Happiness'

3) "Of course we dont have a toasted sandwhich maker. We dont even have a toaster!"

LOLZ, my friend halfdemon-kai came up with this one. Just the way she says it makes me laugh.

4)

"Lois, Lois, Lois, Lois, Lois, Mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma--"

"WHAT!?"

"Hi."

Haha, as soon as my friend halfdemon-kai starts saying this I burst out laughing!

4) "Everyone shut up! We need to be quiet! Who was that? Oh it was me...shhh! What was that? Oh it was me again..."

Lol this one makes me laugh real hard, especially when I say it to myself. The person's talking to themselves XD

5) -Tickle tickle tickle- -WHAM!- "OW! I tickle you and you beat me over the head with a FRYING PAN!? "I told you to stop." "Ah! I taste blood!" "Yeah well there's a lot of it."

6) (At a bar) "I thought it was 21 to get in here?" "She is 21." "I meant her IQ."

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your sibling s
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR - was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshiPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Sakura Sama 101, Tatitails410, halfdemon-kai, Kazegami-inkpot,

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you belive that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thingy, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your file

If you've ever laughed do hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and recieved strange looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this into your file.

If there are times you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your file

If you ran up a "down" escalater, copy and paste this into your file

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your file

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, boots, etc. copy this into your file

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your file

If you know that the clowns are out to get you, copy this into your file

If you have the need to howl at the moon, copy and paste this into your file.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE ... copy and paste this into your file.

If you believe that llamas are better than monkeys, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you squel/nyah/make any high pitched noise after seeing something really, really cute, copy and paste this into your profile

If your weakness is Cute Things, copy and paste this into your profile

If your profile is long, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile

If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile

If you have run into something you could have easliy avoided, put this in your profile

If you run into parked cars, copy this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever lost your train of thought in the middle of a sentence, copy this into your profile

If you have ever been about to say something but forgot it right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever been about to say something but then someone interrupted you, and then when they let you talk you forgot what you were planning on saying, copy this into your profile

If you think that your mom sometimes wants to suck you up with the vacuum cleaner, copy and paste this into your profile

If your mom ever said she was doing a load of laundry and you then got changed and left your clothes on your floor directly after, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

My Japanese name is...

杉浦 Sugiura (cedar coast)加藤 Katou (increasing wisteria) 歩 Ayumu (walk your own way) 明日香 Asuka (fragrance of the bright day)

And halfdemon-kai's is...

山下 Yamashita (under the mountain)

猿渡 Saruwatari (monkey on a crossing bridge) 美和 Miwa (beautiful harmony) Asuka (fragrance of the bright day)

And Byakugan Hyuga's is...

猿渡 Saruwatari (monkey on a crossing bridge)久美子 Kumiko (eternal beautiful child) 弓 Yumi (archery) 千春 Chiharu (thousand spring times)

My sister's is...

猿渡 Saruwatari (monkey on a crossing bridge)草摩 Souma (scraping weeds)飯野 Iino (rice plains) 恵美 Emi (blessed with beauty)

My friend Brandon's is...

石丸 Ishimaru (round stone) 竜也 Tatsuya (be a dragon)功司 Kooji (successful ruler) 猿渡 Saruwatari (monkey on a crossing bridge)

My friend Zane's is...

小泉 Koizumi (small spring of water) 海斗 Kaito (big dipper of the ocean) 亮 Ryou (clear) 一真 Kazuma (one reality)

Please read-true story (not me)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

Dane Cook. The Comedian!

So I thought I'd put this in here, because its pretty funny. Dont know if you'll understand it when its typed though, but we'll see.

Ps. He's talking to an audience. Without the quotations (""), hes just talking. With the quotations (ie "hey") its like hes in the scene talking.

I'm driving along man, I'm driving, I'm driving safely, I'm obeying the rules...of the road. Whenever a sign comes at me I look at it and I go 'Okay. You got it, sign.'

Right so I'm driving safely, all of a sudden a guy in another lane completely oblivious to ME. He starts coming into my lane, just COMING IN! And if I didnt see him coming in -- Accident!-- but because I saw him uh, I SEE HIM. Right, I SEE, I ACCESS the situtation, I see, I access the sit-u-a-tion.

And then I eased on the breaks as hes coming in and I say what anyone here says automatically when this is happening, you cant help it, it just comes out. Ready, ready...

"Ummm...hellooooooooo?"

Unless you're black, if you're black its a little different. If you're black its 'check out this mother f' (eek I dont swear!)

If you're chinese its "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

I got into this car accident recently right. Not my fault! This car accident was clearly NOT MY FAULT. But you know how it goes, get into a car accident, even if its not your fault, the other person, they get out of their car and look at you, like its YOUR fault. Even if it is clearly their fault.

"Alright why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!? Why did you stop at a red light!?"

Then you get out right, and you start looking at the damage. You start looking, keeping looking at each other, back at the damage.

"Will you please come look at my damage with me sir? If we look together maybe some magic will happen!"

This is -- feel this! -- this even feels damaged! Do you have tools? Can you fix this right now? This is horribly...this feels so horribly damaged...even if I was blind I would know this is horribly damaged...by the way it feels!

Then you gotta exchange the information right? That sucks because no one ever has a damn pen. You stand there like "Do you have a pen!? I dont have a pen! ... Can you remember all my s? Do you have a lipstick or something?...a crayon?"

Right, so when you finally get the information going, and you print your stuff nice and clean, there you go, highlight, everythings nice. You give it to them, there you go its in an envelope...

But then you get THEIR information and it looks like they had a seizure while writing it! You're like "Dude you got a twenty-eight digit phone number going on here buddy..." and under 'name' they drew a picture of a monkey doing a coconut! What is that!?

Let me take a second, here is where it starts getting embarrassing... you take a second while you're doing the exchange, you just look around for a second and there is people EVERYWHERE. They're like building bleachers on the sidewalk, people coming out of bushes, "What accident!?" "I'm gunna watch for a while..." "Wow they're discussing it RIGHT THERE!"

We love car accidents in this country, we're obsessed with car accidents. I know you're like me, its like 2 in the morning, right its dead quiet, you're in your house watching TV, you're in bed, all of a sudden outside on the corner you hear --SCREEEEEEEEEECH!! -- "Damn it... that sounded like it was going to hit..."

You always want it to hit --SCREEEEEEEEECH!!-- "Come on!"...silence... "Aw nothing! ugh!"

Then when you finally hear the crash you're syched. Its like --SCREEEEEEEEEEEECH--BAM!--

"Where are my shoes!?" Have you seen my shoes!? Screw it, I'm going out without shoes! I'm going out shoe-less!

Right so you're coming out of your house, all your neighbours are coming out, everyones coming out. You're like, waving at each other. Your syched to see each other. "Come on, lets go together! You, me and you...no,no you wait for the next group. C'mon we'll go as a team! No, no you wait, you wait for the next group!"

And then you get out there its no big deal, but everyone stands out there for like 2 extra hours. Its over, no ones hurt but everyone has to stay out there. Even if its not, people act like they're cold and stuff.

And I garuntee you everyone out there is having the exact same conversation.

"Yeah I was in my kitchen, and I heard it, so I came out. You were in your basement? I was in my kitchen cleaning a dish, I heard it so I came out."

"You were in your living room, he was in his basem- I was in my kitchen cleaning a dish."

Yeah and everyone wants to be involved with the police and stuff. "Excuse me officer, yeah uh, if it helps in your investigation I was in my kitchen cleaning a dish, I heard it so I came out. I will bring the dish as exhibit A!"

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people whom like them.

You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opinions, but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

You shalt paste this in your profile.

Okay well thats my profile, I'll add something new when I see it. Hope you enjoyed learning a bit about me. Heehee. I hope you all laughed a little too.

Chow