Hi, so I've been told by my friend that most people use this to tell people a bit about themselves so I guess I probably should since I've got no better ideas.

So I'm basically your average fangirl. I'm in my teens (I'm between 13 and 18, not saying where). Fandoms I'm in include: Fairy Tail; Miraculous Ladybug; Percy Jackson and Kane chronicals and Magnus Chase; The black magician trilogy and the one that came before and the trilogy that came after; The inheritance cycle; Warrior cats; Sword art online; Doctor Who; Merlin; Sherlock; Tokyo ghoul; Black butler; A book series of 6 books that starts with the Green Rider but I don't know the name of and there are a few more other things but I can't be bothered to think of them.

I'm very impatient with my writing so chapters may be quite short since I don't have the patience to make long ones but I'll hopefully update often. If an update seems like it is taking a long time it's probably because I'm focusing on another story at the same time as writing any current stories. Most of my stories will probably be romance, drama and possibly some kind of AU. Any angst will be to push characters to love one another (probably). (After some time writting and coming up with more ideas and stuff, angst is practically inevitable at some point)

PLEASE NOTE THAT I CAN'T NAME STORIES FOR THE LIFE OF ME. Don't judge the story on the name as it's often going to be the last line of the story or, if it's a good name, I came up with the name and built the plot around it.

I have the same-ish name on everything and that is flyingpigacorn, so if you see that name its qute probably me. I've found its quite unique.

I'm going to try and use my profile also as a way to advertise(? Is that the right word?) any updates and inprogress stories, this may not last long but its the thought that counts. Please feel free to notify me if any of my stories strikes your intrest and you want me to prioritise the story so it comes along quicker than what was probably planned, equally let me know if you have requests and I'll try turn it into a some sort of story. So here's the list of inprogress/planned updates:

- All he ever wanted chapter 18 is in progress and should be up before September

-How to resolve a love square chapter 3 is nearly done and should be up somewhere before September.

-Drag me down with you (Lucy is a nerd with secrets, one day Natsu discover's some of them. He finds that the shy, quiet nerd is actually a strong, homeless girl who is involved with violent gangs and crime. Can he get close enough to help her?) is a story I'm working on slowly, as it's a story I'm currently writing on the side of the story I'm writing on the side of the story I'm writing (because that's not confusing at all)

-The brink of insanity (Ladybug has to fight a pun-spouting akuma, who, unfortunately for her, gets along great with her pun loving partner. How will she cope when the puns keep coming, and keep getting worse?) will be up after I gather enough puns to make this horrifying, pun filled disaster

PLEASE take into consideration for all the plot summaries written here, that the brief plot summaries are written on here before the story has been mapped out any further than a bit more than what's written here. The story may not match the description on here very well by the time I've finnished, however, I'm too lazy to change the summaries acording to changes I make so the end result will have to be a surprise for us all. Also, oneshots won't be put on the list as there will be no point, unless they will take quite awhile for me to do after I get the idea, e.g The brink of insanity.

Previously used facts/jokes/random things, from all stories (this list is more for me than you but I thought it best to add it on here, opposed to my phone or something)

-the act of throwing someone out of a window is called defenestration

- about 52 litres of water are used to make a single cup of tea containing two sugars and a bit of milk. 30 to grow the tea, 10 for a bit of milk and 6 per sugar

-one of the pope's once tried to ban sneezing in church because it's too close to sexual extasy

-isn't saying the word silence defeating the purpose?

-Using synonyms "Forgive me father for I have sinned" is technically the same as "sorry daddy I've been naughty"

-Once you've read the dictionary, everything else is a remix.

-If you die in a living room, is it still a living room?

-Rejected exam question (history): Hitler got all his ideas from the history channel. Discuss.

- in the human body there are enough bones to make a skeleton

-you can open your mouth to fit a lightbulb in, but you can't get it open enough to take it back out

-There's a fine line between obsessive and compulsive. It's called a hyphen.

-A fart in a lift, its wrong on so many levels.

-If i were to kill myself would that be self defense? I would be killing the person trying to kill me

-Do stairs go up or down?

-What do you call a man with a shovel on his head? Dug.

-'Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.' Terry Pratchett.

-Rejected exam questions (P.E): A large round disc that you throw. Discuss.

-Whoever says that nothing is impossible clearly hasn't tried nailing jelly to a tree.