Shandathehide bio
Author has written 1 story for Sweeney Todd. Hey everyone! Sorry about the lack of updates on Prepare the Defenses. Life has been busy and it was originally intended to be a oneshot. I have been suprised and encouraged by the large amount of reviews and favorites. I will continue, I promise. It might just take a while because I have this plotbunny attacking me and urging me to write a Temeraire fanfiction. It won't leave me alone until I at least get down a rough draft. If you haven't heard of the Temeraire series by Naomi Novik, I definitely recommend reading it. Seriously. Get off the computer and stop reading my nooby writing and get her books. |
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Awakenings by Paddington reviews
What if Jane had been injured when she saved Mr. Rochester? Rated K to be safe
Jane Eyre - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 39,903 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Of Professionists And Princes by The Vampire Apple reviews
What's this? Another Dark Brotherhood fiction? Yet again? Yessss. I'm writing this, but it's up to you to decide if it's funny, interesting, good or simply a complete failure. Dark Brotherhood? Daedra? Latin? J'Ghasta? Pancakes? All of this, and more...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,048 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Lucien L., Martin S.
Shades of Oblivion by Bhen reviews
This is how the Nerevarine came to be the character of Oblivion. I've taken a few liberties with the story, but this story has been rattling in my head for some time.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 80,208 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 7/6/2006
Silent Hill 2 Resurrected by Em-E-Chan reviews
Mary was dieing so when she awakes to find herself alive, healthy, and in a unknown rest stop she's more than a little surprised. Now Mary is desperately searching Silent Hill to find James. Why does Mary feel so guilty though?what of the voice she hears?
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,033 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Mary S., Maria
Gamer's Struggle: Book One by ShadowArcher reviews
A game based on a book series goes wrong and two people are forced to endore what problems Caramon and Raistlin might have had. Will they make it, or will they have the same fate? Yes, I'm horrible at summaries...
Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 12/7/2005 - Raistlin, Caramon
Bottlecap Necklace by Anastasia Kaliska Dyani Malfoy reviews
Why was she hammering a nail into her money? Fem!Lone Wanderer/Charon if you squint. With rose colored glasses. A lot.
Fallout - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Complete
A Winner is you! entry: Deadpool by Aelsthla-Mental reviews
The wise cracking, mentally and physically scarred Deadpool has joined a tournament for fighters everywhere! Will he win it? Maybe, will he make us laugh? Unless the writer is horrible, Definitely!
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,093 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 3/16/2008
Never Accept Drinks From Strangers by DarkAngelLillith reviews
The Lone Wanderer wakes up after joining the Treeminder's ceremony. She's not feeling well and Charon has to take care of her.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
Distraction by Kikaimegami reviews
Kane and Fawkes are up against one tough opponent, but Kane may just have a plan that's crazy enough to work...
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Lone Wanderer, Fawkes - Complete
Hope by Atiaran reviews
A Fallout 3 fic. Deals with Gob's feelings for Nova, and how Nova responds to them. Inspired by the dialogue exchange where you ask Nova if she's ever "worked" with Gob.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,763 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Complete
The Contract by Atiaran reviews
A Fallout 3 fic. Charon and the Vault dweller have a conversation after she has bought his contract. Inspired by something that happened to me in-game. Female Vault dweller, named Samantha; mild spoilers.
Fallout - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Lone Wanderer, Charon - Complete
Drabbles Galore! by hopelily reviews
This is my collection of random drabbles. Not exactly 100 words. Rating just in case. Chapter 17 up: The childish maturity of Artemis Fowl II. In other words, lollipops.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,513 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/24/2007
The Ties that Bind by 42angel reviews
Pre-Movie. A chance encounter reunites the estranged brothers. But with all that has happened in their past is there anything that would make Will let his brother back into his life again?
Brothers Grim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,512 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Fettered Amongst Our Hands by writergal85 reviews
What would have happened if Jane had returned to Thornfield before the fire, with Bertha still living? The title is taken from my favorite passage in the novel. FINISHED! Thanks for all the reviews!
Jane Eyre - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,782 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete
Meh Ayleidon by JawsOfOblivion reviews
Pente is a no talent Wood Elf with a phobia of... well, everything. So just how did she end up as the Hero of Kvatch? Can she really help save the world from the upcoming Oblivion crisis?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,846 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007
A Game Without Rules by Atrophy-Conception reviews
Sequel to A Promise To Be Kept. Being wed to Death is difficult enough without worrying about the dealings of the occult. The auditors have decided to expell Death for good, and reason that, he will have to be retired if he refuses to do his job. DeathXOC
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,455 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007
A Night In Skingrad by ArchangelRaphael reviews
The first piece in a long series, featuring that dashing rogue and clever troubadour, Gabriel Sharpe. This adventure features one of his cleverer jobs, a mission called, "Whodunnit?"....
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Complete
Pencils by Goonlalagoon reviews
Random story about Drumknott and his rapidly diminishing supply of pencils. Set after Making Money.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Drumknott, Moist von L. - Complete
Sheogorath's Chosen by Theoldaccountidontuse reviews
Conrad Munro and Filthy Larry are on the run for a crime they did not commit... and quite a few more that they DID commit. The chapters get longer as the story goes on, don't worry.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,098 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007
Attend the Tale by not-a-usernamee reviews
Everyone has a story to tell, and the closer you look at the details, the more the larger picture may change. Lots of spoilers, but I don't know why you'd read this if you weren't familiar with the story anyhow...
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007
Thirteen and Kutner in an Elevator by The Emmanator reviews
Thirteen and Kutner get trapped in an elevator, House resorts to bothering Wilson until they get out.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Complete
Ankh Morpork Malady: Or, Where Alchemists Go Wrong by Gogol reviews
Madam comes to Ankh-Morpork! Vimes' desk explodes! Angua blacks out! Sybil darns Vimes' socks! COULD THERE BE A CONNECTION? Venture on, dear reader, to find out. **COMPLETE!**
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,757 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Final Fantasy VII: Deadpool Remix by Captain Deadpool reviews
Deadpool enters the Final Fantasy VII story. Filled with romance, action, and collateral damage! My three favorite things besides Deadpool! I'm looking for people to do crossovers with Deadpool in FF VIII, IX, X, maybe XI, and XII. Any takers?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,361 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Vincent V., Yuffie K.
The Wayward Knight by Debb reviews
When Farwil Indarys heads into an Oblivion Gate, what he doesn't count on is how overwhelming the forces of Oblivion can be. Wounded and trapped, it's left to the Hero of Kvatch to rescue him. Something the Hero is less than thrilled about. Complete.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,469 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete
What friends are for by Aqua Mage reviews
Horatio is ill, but stubborn, and it may take both old and new friends to convince him that resting is not a weakness. ONESHOT. Pure fluff. No real ship.
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
The Accounts of Rayden by redsrock reviews
What would have happened if both the main character and Uriel Septim died in the sewers, along with all of the Blades officers? What would have happened if the Amulet of Kings fell into the hand of an “innocent” but hidden bystander? Find out now...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,060 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007
Chronicles of Horatio by rejoice489 reviews
“It is here, Hamlet. Hamlet, thou art slain!” And thus begins the ending, in Horatio's point of view. A rewritten account of the Shakespearean play Hamlet of the last scene, told by the only living survivor.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
Silver Lining by Shanley.Rawdon reviews
Scarlett is determined to make her marriage work and heads to Charleston to convince Rhett that she loves him. But Rhett won't be convinced and leaves her in Charleston waiting for divorce papers.
Gone with the Wind - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,415 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 10/23/2006
Teh Ultimate Mary Sue Parody! by Stormtracer reviews
Here's a thought: What if LotR characters could occasionally resist Mary Sues? After reading several badfics, I wondered what the results would be. So I wrote this.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,680 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Legolas, Peregrin T. - Complete
Université des Écrivains Misérables by Bubonic Woodchuck reviews
A Miss Cam approved spinoff. The torture, er, education of the Les Misérables fandom begins here. Read the Brick. Meet the Staff. Learn through Pain. Applications submitted in reviews will NOT be accepted!
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,194 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 5/13/2005
Ali and the Sands of Time by Amberlee reviews
In the end, he was just a grain of sand.
Lawrence of Arabia - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
Twist of Fate by Pheonicia reviews
This twisted take on the game story lines explores the topics of fate, love, insanity, sacrifice, and betrayal in a lighthearted fashion. All is not quite what it seems in this unpredictable tale. Enjoy!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 108 - Words: 382,362 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
Pointing North by LesMisLoony reviews
Our favourite hypochondriac steals away for a moment on June 5th to bid a bitter farewell to the reflection of his tongue. And he obsesses over the health of the unconscious Grantaire. Oneshot.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Joly, Grantaire - Complete
Something Scarier than the Pyramid Head by Satosan reviews
A random drabble that popped out of my head when I replayed Silent Hill 2. Possibly cliched, possible done already, but here it is. Enjoy! Reviews appreciated.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Complete
BackTable Confessional by astoryinred reviews
Grantaire only feigns at being unconscious
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Grantaire, Bahorel - Complete
Second Chance by 42angel reviews
Post Movie. Jake is offered a chance to change a mistake from his past and it is up to Will to save him, if he can.
Brothers Grim - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,505 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Complete
Loathsome by East-Coast-Invictus reviews
The life and times of Hector Barbossa, from humble origins to pirate lord to his death and back.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,402 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Hector B. - Complete
New Business by TheMidgetBee reviews
It's a wet and miserable night in AnkhMorpork and Rosie Palm is walking the streets, hoping to meet Mr RightAmount. PreNight Watch.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007
A Promise To Be Kept by Atrophy-Conception reviews
Death hires a young woman, struggling to keep the land her father left to her in his will, to redecorate his house so it appears more human. This is an attempt at Romance between an Anthropomorphic Personification and an Original character.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,911 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Complete
All Is Well by prinkism reviews
Major spoilers for Deathly Hallows: So who really is writing the stories? This makes it all right in my mind. Maybe it'll do the same for you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
A Minor Inconvenience by Igorina reviews
A dimensionally displaced demon encounters a very ticked off Susan Sto Helit. A crossover with Good Omens.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
La Recontre by Bubonic Woodchuck reviews
First Lieutenant John Granby meets the captain of the Pêcheur Rayé. Set near the end of His Majesty's Dragon. Double drabble, crossover with Les Misérables.
Temeraire - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete
The Emperor by Nihongi reviews
An innocence shattered...a bond broken...a life lost... Angela Orosco has faced many demons in her life, but none more terrifying than her own flesh and blood. Witness her story, from the beginning.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,001 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Consequences of U No Poo by Rhea Silverkeys reviews
Oneshot. When Death Eaters attack Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, the twins refuse to go down without a fight. And because it's their shop, you can be sure that they'll create the most havoc in their own unique way...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
where it started by dragondark reviews
The beginning of the Discworld. Or rather, a beginning, and where the Auditors were at the time.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
The Mary Sues Cometh by citygirl1116 reviews
A lesser known Hogwarts class teaches new students what they really need to survive at school. A citygirl1116® parody!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P.
Moving Sideways by TheMidgetBee reviews
Poor Sergeant Vimes...he's been summoned to see the new Patrician, and everyone's saying this one is even crazier then Snapcase. Features the usual characters.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2007
The Stibbons Awards by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
Discworld's equivalent of a certain Internetbased prize. Ridcully embarrasses Ponder yet again. 250 words, just because I wanted to see if I could keep to a limit.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Complete
Fortnight's End by starboarder reviews
Jane returns from Gateshead more in love with Mr. Rochester than ever. After struggling with her feelings through a fortnight of dubious calm, she finally reaches breaking point on Midsummer Eve... just hours before Rochester proposes.
Jane Eyre - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete
A Revenger's Tragedy by SoloWolf reviews
The Lamentable Tragedy of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark. But what of the other avenger of the Elsinore court? Laertes explains his actions.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Complete
Too Much of Water by LesMisLoony reviews
[Hamlet] Ophelia dies.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Complete
The Grand Sneer by TheMidgetBee reviews
In order to escape the attention of Lord Snapcase, Havelock Vetinari has been forced to go on the Grand Sneer with...oh gods...Downey and friends. And if that wasn't enough to deal with, he's got to contend with the vampires and werewolves of Uberwald too
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,608 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006
Kender In The Closet by goldnote reviews
When kender are involved, there is no such thing as too much aspirin. For fans of Elves In The Shower and Pirates In The Pantry, the characters of Dragonlance have arrived! Rated T.FINISHED!
Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,253 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Complete
Lies by Laughing reviews
Occurs a few months after the book ends. Told from Pony's and Darry's point of view. School has started again, and Pony is in his sophomore year. Everything was going okay until Darry and Soda started keeping things from him. Complete!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,692 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Darry C., Ponyboy C. - Complete
A Parody of Character by TheMidgetBee reviews
AnkhMorpork is under seige! And the culprits are a group of strangely familiar young women...Now with added voting section: you get to choose what happens next. Ooh...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,378 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 1/11/2007
The Strange Twists of Fate by Inconspicuous Acuity reviews
Morrowind novelization attempt. A prisoner is deported in Vvardenfell, for reasons seemingly out of her humble reach. How will she deal with this strange new land, especially when she finds herself unwillingly responsible for its safety?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,561 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 9/6/2006
How it Started by obscurestyle reviews
[JamesPyramid Head.] Sheer, undiluted drabble crack, written as an email to a friend.
Silent Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
PATO by BTK reviews
Vimes, the Watch, lots of other people and... what was it? Oh, yes, a murder. Strange thing, the victim is still alive... FINISHED! Plus the answer to why this is called PATO...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,092 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Complete
Exist by LesMisLoony reviews
Azelma is kind of insane. And Montparnasse might be too. I have no idea what this is supposed to be.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Azelma, Montparnasse - Complete
The Toast Attack by L.C.Candle reviews
What might happen if Bella became insane from sleep deprivation. Rotating POV, if anyone looses brain cells or suffers damage from laughter, L.C. Candle is NOT paying hospital bills. Sorry.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Complete
Return of the Uber Sue by Margolo Blu reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow has to find 99 souls, avoid the Kraken and settle his debt with Davy Jones, but it looks like he has a more serious issue to deal with. Shot Four
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Complete
Welcome to the Caribbean, loves! by lizzybizzybee reviews
With a bowl of popcorn, some hot cider, and a swashbuckling movie on the first night of holidays, what could possibly go wrong? Maddie and Beth should know that weird things happen when the lights go out! R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,043 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Complete
Tales from Cyrodiil: Luckless by SickleYield reviews
Independent storyline in the TFC universe, based on a Hero of Kvatch who has lost her gloss and the only companion she can find who will put up with her. Rated for violence. Now complete.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,486 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/15/2006 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
The Noble Art of Unarmed Combat by TheMidgetBee reviews
After a series of failed inhumations, Dr Follett decides that the students need a crash course in Unarmed Combat but doesn't want to hurt anyone important. So he signs up the all first year students in Viper House...including Downey and Vetinari.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Complete
Art Critic by TheMidgetBee reviews
Set just before 'Thud', Lord Vetinari pays a visit to Sir Reynold's Art Gallery to see the amazing new exhibit he's heard so much about...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
Chatting With Charlie by sillybella reviews
Charlie feels protective of Bella, and he’s not thrilled with Edward at the end of New Moon. He also remembers being a teenager. It’s time for Charlie to have a chat with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 84 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
PPC: An Elf's Love by meekerbeeker reviews
PPC Agents Sarah and Alana are out to kill Rose, a Mary Sue with a ridiculously tragic past, a pet tiger, a prophesy, and special 'Sun Child' powers. How long will they hold out before they strangle her perfect, lovely neck?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,061 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
You Know You're Obsessed With Pirates When by Supergirrl reviews
A list on ways you know you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Complete
If You Give Captain Jack Sparrow an Mp3 Player by Ghostwritergirl reviews
Basicly it is what happen when The People from Pirates got ahold om my mp3 player
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,446 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Complete
The End of the World by Briar Elwood reviews
Dragons, Dragon Highlords...and kenders? Yup. Sounds like the end of the world to us. Crack!fic. Co-written with HiKuya.
Dragonlance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Raistlin, Tasslehoff - Complete
Homer's Sunday! by jennifer snape reviews
Can Homer convince Lisa to go to church? And just why hasn't he been invited to a certain wedding?
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Complete
Pirates in the Pantry by Pyrate Rose reviews
What would happen if the characters from Pirates of the Caribbean got stranded in the real world? Four best friends are about to find out. an: this story is not meant to be taken seriously. It's just something my friends and I wrote to be dorks.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,358 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 10/23/2004
The Hunting of the Sue by TheDreamChild reviews
When Sues invade ME, a modern girl finds herself helping a band of rangers get rid of them. But how are the Sues getting in, and why? Plot twists and all kinds of humor, R&R or no updates. Gets longer as you go.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,456 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Short Spoof! by jennifer snape reviews
“AAARRRGGGHHH! WHAT’S THAT?” Sam hides behind the couch. Frodo rolls his eyes. “That’s a teacup, Sam.” Sam: “Is it going to kill me?” .... Short Spoof!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Frodo B., Gandalf - Complete
The Fellowship Of The Ring In 60 Lines! by jennifer snape reviews
Sam: “Aarrgghh! Mr. Frodo, Mr. Frodo! Forks! AAARRRGGGHHHH!” Frodo: “I think it’s Orcs that we’re afraid of, Sam. Not forks.” Spoof of LOTR. Hope it makes you giggle!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
ONE SHOT Deadpool by David Golightly reviews
Single issue starring Deadpool. The MercwithaMouth has been set up, but hilarity ensues! That wacky deathmachine just loves breaking down that fourth wall...
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,528 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Complete
From The Cutting Room Floor by Dearest's Historic Cadre reviews
It's amazing that Tia Dalma can provide the gang with a dead captain, just when they need one. Here are the scenes that never made the film. Vaguely linked to 'Don't Give Up The Day Job, Love', but not necessarily.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,967 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 8/6/2006
Don't Give Up The Day Job, Love by Dearest's Historic Cadre reviews
Jack Sparrow met a beautiful and angry lady pirate and from that moment, his life changed. NO HE BLOODY WELL DID NOT. Barbossa meets a very ineffectual and very plain lady pirate and does his best to ignore her as she charges about trying to be a Mary Sue
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,727 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Complete
Invisible Boxes by Migratory reviews
Featuring The Watch as they attempt to save the city once again from the forces of disorder, or at least to take the credit for Gaspode's hard work in this direction. Now complete.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,633 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/22/2006 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Complete
Empty Seats by Person4 reviews
Douglas had asked her to set the table, and she did so willingly enough.
Silent Hill - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
Elves In The Shower by goldnote reviews
What will these girls do when the characters from their favorite book end up visiting them for a week? What will happen in the process of getting them home? Rated T because of humor... my first LOTR fanfic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,349 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Complete
Death, Feegles, & the Librarian by V.R.L.S reviews
This is a random set of Discworld short stories, filled with whatever I darn well please! Title may change, because I got a horde of ideas which had nothing to do with Death, feegles or the Librarian. Rated K for mild language.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 2/2/2006
The Epilogue by azurelacroix reviews
Sweeney Todd. What if Lovett had managed to dodge the oven?
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,914 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/11/2006 - Published: 12/17/2005
The Kender Spork of Turning by SparrowWriter64 reviews
Tas and Fizban get the ingenious idea to create a Kender Spork of Turning. What happens when Raistlin comes back and gets slightly cheesed off at them? A race to take over the world ensues. And all Dalamar can do is sit back and sigh.
Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/28/2006 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Tasslehoff, Raistlin
Chitchat of the Damned by azurelacroix reviews
A Sweeney Todd vignette.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Complete
Revenge by Watchman reviews
Sequel to Consequences. The Discworld characters have had enough of our fanfics and what they do to their lives. It's time for them to take revenge. Remember, those who live by the book, die by the book. Slash for obvious reasons.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete
Ruins of a Palace Garden by Celtic Knot reviews
A prologue to Shakespeare's Hamlet in modern prose. Ophelia tries to comfort Hamlet, who is distraught over the death of his father and his mother's hast remarriage, but things don't quite go as she'd planned. Rated for mild language and adult themes.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Devotion to Duty by Terra J reviews
Drabble, Character Study. Javert doesn't want to be the villain, but sometimes his job requires just that.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Javert - Complete
Consequences by Watchman reviews
We freely write fanfics about the characters of the Discworld, making them do whatever we wish. But do we ever think of how this will really effect them? My one, lonely slash, for reasons soon to be revealed.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Complete
The Interdimensional Book Club by Igorina reviews
The fic nobody's been waiting for. A bizarre GOHPDiscworld crossover in which Aziraphale, The Librarian, and Hermione Granger have formed the multiverse's first transdimensional book society.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 9/29/2004 - Complete
Oops, I Left Your Personality In My Other Pants by AmZ reviews
A study in the undeserved abuse of a worthy character.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Javert - Complete
Congealed by DeletedScenesFanfic reviews
Heather enters the crematorium in Brookhaven...
Silent Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Complete
It's Not Important by Angsty Freedom Fighter reviews
So what if you regret? You can never take it back...' This total drabble was just done on a whim, and goodies to he or she who can make sense of and enjoy it. Read and review plz.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Complete
A Mother's Love by MapleRose reviews
What if scene in Hamlet. What if Gertrude heard Claudius and Laertes' scheme at the end of Act iv...
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/28/2005 - Complete
Shadows on Sand and Stone by ambyr reviews
Farraj, Lawrence, and a ghost in Cairo. He knows sand is stone worn by the wind, but he will not allow himself to remember. There is only the glory of the moment, and the faint touch of other human lives, gone almost before it begins.
Lawrence of Arabia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/14/2004 - Complete
Adorabelle by Tie Kerl reviews
One-shot: A short, pointless story about what would happen if Artemis Fowl the Second built up an immunity to Mary-Sues...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Complete
Sammies by Demus reviews
Late one night, a styleless, capitalless assassin makes an attempt on an innocent life and learns just why Sammies are dangerous… Rated for language.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Complete
True Love by VampireNaomi reviews
Elves, dragons, female pirates, true love, magic and everything that suits this fandom SO well! Yes, Elizabeth finally gets her own Sue!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,018 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/26/2004 - Elizabeth S. - Complete
Hamlet Act V! by Paris reviews
Done for Mr. Daily English 12 Group Project! Its all of Act Five in Plain American English, with nothing left out.. and can be performed in under 10 mins ;)
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/3/2004
Block Mind by lilykane reviews
Just a little character study of James Sunderland I did that I thought I'd share.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Complete
PPC: Pirates of the Caribbean by MeganMidnight reviews
Agents Jira Foley and Schmuckleigh take on the Sues of the Caribbean Warning violence, strong langauge, Sue-slaughter Enjoy!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,146 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/26/2003 - Published: 9/4/2003
Ah, the memories! by Cunien reviews
*COMPLETED*'Impersonating a cleric of the Church of England...' - remember that? Jack will never forget. Illusive hats, rum smugglers, donkeys and religious confessions! Huzzah for Father Jack!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,490 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/18/2003 - Published: 8/9/2003 - Complete
Something of Revelation by Tiamat's Child reviews
In which Lawrence makes a most unpleasant discovery about himself.
Lawrence of Arabia - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2003
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3184 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Superstitions by AmZ reviews
Javert clarifies a few fundamental principles of policework.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/30/2002 - Javert - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 2,541 - Follows: 298 - Published: 1/8/2002
Hamlet in 5 mintues!! by Cherry Blossom reviews
This is Sicily's idea. I just wanted to try my hand at it ^__^
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2001
Prepare the Defenses reviews
The characters of Sweeney Todd try to escape the impending influx of MarySues brought on by the movie coming out.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/12/2007
