He's a bit of a jerk, but don't call him Ivan, and don't remind him that his purpose in life, as the final boss in the air combat arcade shooter 'Smolensk Strike', is to get downed by a airborne killing machine piloted by a unsuspecting quarter-jockey. A Bad-Anon meeting where an end-game boss finally gets something off his chest.

The year is 2242 and the universe is burning. An intergalactic war rages, numerous factions plot and scheme...and a team of misfits unwittingly find themselves at the center of it all. Come, embark on a journey across the Power Rangers' universe.

Shepard survived the Crucible. These are the Alliance files charting his time spent recovering in hospital. COMEDY, not to be taken too seriously. **WARNING** Shepard has hacked my account and is replying to all reviews. Proceed with caution.

"In a scenery I once saw, there was a modest tranquility, and there was a small hope. And when they were trampled upon, a man rose against it."

I'm not sorry.

Nia is supposed to die. Nobody likes this and starts complaining. Hilarity ensues. Crack, spoilers for the entire series, oneshot, rated T for sexuality and insanity, parody of the series ending. First TTGL fanfic.

An AU scenario where Wreck-It Ralph is eaten by a Cy-Bug at the end of the movie. Based off a drawing done by genalovestoons on Tumblr. Originally written on November 30, 2012.

The first time Moppet Girl played Hero's Duty was the first time she'd visited Litwak's arcade, and the first time she played it was the first time she knew she wasn't playing alone.

In 1982, Litwak's Arcade receives TurboTime, the latest hit game. It quickly proves extremely popular, and its lead character becomes the darling of the players. His natural abilities gain him the envy of his two racing coworkers, and the admiration of many of his fellow characters. But when his game loses its popularity, his own self-image becomes his greatest foe. [A/N Inside]

In a world where humanity is threatened by giant monsters, a confectionery monarch and a strawberry-themed racer team up to destroy a kaiju. King Candy x Adult Taffyta. [A/N Inside]

For Valentine's Day, Turbo finds himself trapped in the scariest place known to fictional characters...a badly written shipping-centric fanfiction.

Racing champion Swizzle Malarkey finds himself in a life-or-death battle on the racetrack against a legendary racer's ghost. Will he come out on top and secure his rank as the best racer ever? Or does he only have a ghost of a chance? Two-shot. Human!AU

When Vanellope falls ill after a Random Roster Race, she calls on her best friend, Ralph, to help her get better. Upon arriving, Ralph finds Vanellope even sicker than he could've imagined. What will happen when Vanellope asks him to sing her to sleep? Will Ralph fall flat, or will he hit it sharp? Vanellope and Ralph father/daughter

Taffyta pays a visit to the fungeon to make sure that King Candy isn't alone on Christmas. (oneshot follow-up to Terminal)

The truth was, King Candy had no 'favorite racer'...but he had developed a twisted sense of glee in allowing Taffyta to believe otherwise.

When Vanellope woke up, she could only remember her name. However, as time passes, she learns about new things like carts, racing, and flashes. Vanellope knows that she needs to get a cart of her own so she can ease the burning desire in her code. She also knows that she's willing to do anything to reach this goal. Takes place before the movie.

Taffyta's having the perfect day. And then it gets better.

Before Turbo's takeover, Sugar Rush had been a brand new game, only just plugged in and ready to be played. But when a disheartened Sour Bill meets an ailing stranger who offers him what he wants most in exchange for help, the stage is set for a new ruler to come to power. Prequel, one-shot. Spoilers abound.

On a Friday morning Sugar Rush was delivered to the arcade, and Turbo escaped into it. Nine days later he had not only dethroned its true ruler and transformed himself into King Candy, but had rewritten the rules of an entire world.

One-shot. Glendale, Arizona has been doing well since the battle of the Citadel. Gina Nash, formerly of the Tenth Street Reds, was even starting to let go of her old ways of thinking. But now the Reapers have come and the streets are covered in human blood.

Ever wondered why Vanellope used Crumbelina's kart to rescue Ralph in the climax? Oneshot.

The Battle of the Citadel has been won. Saren Arterius is dead. Commander Shepard is dead. Garrus Vakarian isn't. Alone on Omega among slavers, murderers, mercenaries, insane warlords and the worst of the galaxy's criminals, he does the only thing he can: declares war. The Archangel legend is born, but angels can fall. Nothing's ever easy...

Wrecking building after building for 30 years takes a toll on Ralph's hands, often leaving them scratched and bruised after a long workday. But what happens when one little racer sees his injured hands and decides that it's simply unacceptable? Review, please! Oneshot

Mr. Litwak isn't stupid. He knows more than most would think. Oneshot.

Poor old Q*Bert. He and his co-workers having been living in Game Central Station for so many years now. All they want is some food although if things continue as they are, Q*Bert will consider being an NPC in a FPS game. But he won't go Turbo or commit a Game Over. Because that's not Q*Bert.

The Moppet Girl grows up in the arcade - and finds it the best home she could hope for.

Spoilers for the last episode. This is my take on the thoughts going through Lordgenome's head before his sacrifice. I tried to do the Spiral King justice.

Follow Player Name in his quest to find his father, Liam Neeson.

What better way to remove a Courier than to send the one who knows her best? Boone knows that she deserves a clean death, and he aims to give it to her.

A game is made so much more interesting when lives are at stake. Leaf, a fierce girl from Kanto, taught to be self-reliant, realizes that Pokemon are more than tools, and being a trainer is not like being a gunslinger. These bullets die. A Nuzlocke Story.

Alternate canon. In which everyone is connected, some way or the other. — 01: Grimsley, and family

Behold the alternate endings of the Zelda games, covering a wide range of genres and lengths. Submit your own idea today!

Courier, what part of "The House Always Wins" did you not understand?

"All the world's a stage..." Chuck is born to fight; Cianwood remembers him as the man with roaring fists and a waterfall addiction.

He loved to see her. When he first saw her, she was interesting—she had spunk, spirit, and something most women didn't have. Grimsley/Hilda.

She never wanted to be a mother, but for him, she would do anything. Or, The Rise and Fall of Team Rocket's Goddess Athena. — Ariana/Giovanni, Silver.

Every story needs a hero. Some guy who'll sacrifice himself for the greater good. Shinji the Ninja Pirate is not that guy. Now, in the eighth chapter, he must work together with Asuka or the entire world will explode.

James & Evil!FLW. James must choose between his daughter and the greater good. Rated M for violence.

Select transcripts from Three Dog's "Galaxy News Radio Show," as seen in THE WASTELAND SURVIVAL GUIDE by Moira Brown.

The only way to not be conquered by the Mojave is to become one with it.

"Doesn't it feel nice to forget for a change?" He whispered.

He thought his story was over. But in reality...it was only halfway done.

A story about Kamina and the greatest most perfect day he could ever hope for. And during the course of this perfect day, he partakes upon his destiny.

Even vermin have a story.

M!Warden/Morrigan. Ten years after the fact, he still has no idea what will come of it all.

Yoko reflects on her life as the Spiral Nemesis. AU

New Orleans is a town filled with dirty little secrets. Bad things happen here, and sometimes, they happen to good people. Facilier themed quasi-smutfic, with a twist, and oh my gosh, dare I say it?-- plot. Rating warning exists for a reason, kids.

The first time Jericho saw the kid…the kid was still a Vault kid. With the dirty, ragged 101 jumpsuit and the wide, fearful green eyes, the kid was asking him if he had seen his dad. What? Pathetic.

An old man finally says his goodbyes. Oneshot, 1000 words.

We're all used to the parodies where Link's a brain dead oaf who screws everything up. But now, the bosses our protagonist defeats join his cause and assist with the reclamation of Hyrule, trying their hardest to stop the 'hero' from ruining everything.

A year's passed since the final battle of the Gurren Brigade. Viral's having trouble adjusting to civilian life, and a restlessness he's never felt before is driving him mad. Viral x Yoko

The trouble with winning is that you have to figure out what do to next.

Oneshot, strongly implied Yoko/Kamina. Kamina explains the birds and the bees to Simon, but his information may not be, uh, exactly accurate. M for sexual themes to be safe.

A parody of Doctor Malcolm Long's ill-fated attempt to unravel the mind of the city's most notorious masked vigilante: Rorschach.

Short parodies of "Watchmen" as told through the journal entries of our favorite masked vigilante. Hurm...

What happened to Jiiha village after the exodus of the saviors of humanity? What becomes of those they left behind? A portrait of hard lives in the age of the rebirth of the spiral. feat. Simon, Nia, and the "mean girls" of Jiiha village; one-shot.

Rorschach meets his match when a sexy conservative crime fighter crosses paths with him one dark September night! Rorschach/OC Please R&R

Shepard is a 16 year-old penniless petty thief living on Earth. She starts running with the 10th Street Reds and finds a new life for herself. When the gang plans to assassinate a turian veteran she has to find the great strength she has been ignoring.

The finale to the season that never was! The end of the universe...Gurren Lagann style! With Spiral Nemesis Approaching and reality itself sickening, Simon must confront the Spiral Masters the horrors they represent, and his own past, to save all that is.

There was a time when she'd been both a lady and elegant. This was not one of those times. OneShot

Just another Hermione Snape love story

A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.

She knew she was beautiful. That was a stated fact in Ranamon's mind. Ranamon centered drabble

A song fic done to the song The salaminizer by Gwar. Its about the Ginyu force.

A songfic that parodies Denis Leary's "A-Hole". Re-written to fit Gendo Ikari. Co-written by Happy Cabbit Konai. Enjoy!