DISCLAIMER:This author has a very twisted, deluded sense of humour. Anything this one said or did to offend you was intended as a joke. This one is apparently a hanar, so please forward your complaints to the Illuminated Primacy. Please forward any requests for enkindling to this one's inbox.

DISCLAIMER PART TWO: This one is female, just for the record, and as much as this one finds it amusing that many interwebs people mistake them for a male, she does prefer not to be referred to as male.

I'm stupid, I'm crazy. I'll sit up all night playing computer games, eat nachos for breakfast, build a fort out of sofa cushions and then spend my day sat in it upside down, listening to music I hate and reading kid's books. Why? Because I can. I am who I am. I'm proud of that. Yeah, if I met myself then I'd punch me, hate me, then tell me how much of a monumental douche-bag-idiot-*wit I am. Then the other me would be a complete smart-a* and annoy me to death. That would actually be a really freakin' awesome conversation.

I live and breathe Mass Effect. There are not enough words in the English language to describe how much that game means to me.

I'm here to write Mass Effect, although if the mood (or muse) ever takes me, I'm not adverse to writing other stuff.

I write mainly comedy, but a little bit of angst and/or drama pops into my head every now and again. Although I (occasionally) enjoy reading romance, I haven't got the first clue on how to write it.

I generally don't like SI's or OC's and rarely write them.