Hey everybody, this is Pearl! Also known as JadeAgent64 on the 39 clues message board. A fellow 39 clues fan! And a fellow Janus! I changed 39er to 39 clues fan. Why? Because I heard the term "39ing" somewhere so I used "39er" but then I went to Urban Dictionary and looked up "39ing" and now, I'll never use that term again.

I enjoy Kpop. I really like it. Like, I love it. You come up to me and ask me what my opinion is on EXO then I will go on and on and on...

KPOP Bands/Artists I like:

SHINee

EXO (EXO-K and EXO-M)

Super Junior

ss501

B.A.P

Jay Park

VIXX (I'm not really into them)

BTS/Bangtan Boys (I like them, but I don't really follow them.)

Troublemaker (But I don't really follow 4minute or B2ST/Beast)

f(x)

SNSD/Girl's Generation

Big Bang

2ne1

Brown Eyed Girls

Miss A

Kim Jin-Pyo

Ailee (If you leave a message calling her a slut in my PM box, I'm coming after you)

Boyfriend (Sorta 'coz they made a song called Janus, and I'm a Janus so...)

Wonder Girls

KARA

RaNia

JYJ (Mainly Junsu and Jaejoong. Yoochun has disappeared or something)

TVXQ/DBSK/TOHOSHINKI (My absolute fav, still here for HoMin!)

Infinite

Sistar19

Lee Hyori

CNBLUE

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Two can keep a secret if one of them is dead.

-Benjamin Franklin

Find your light, don't hide from what you are, and rise before you fall. And hope for something more, live if you really want to.

-Live your Life by Yuna

Yehet

-Oh! Sehun

Ships I like/approve of:

Amy/Ian

Natalie/Dan

Cass/Max-Ernest

Haru/Shizuku (From Tonari no Kaibutsu-kun)

Chibitalia/Holy Rome Empire (I CAN'T HELP IT!)

Prussia/Hungary

Sammy/Casey

Austin/Ally

Sam/Freddie

Xiumin/Luhan

Onew/Minho

Dan Howell/Phil Lester (Had to put last names or else people would get confused)

Risa/Otani

Chizuru/Masaki (Mary)

Haruhi/Kyon

Naruto/Sasuke

Sawako/Kazehaya (But I also like Kazehaya and myself as a couple. Look at him! He's a BABE!)

Moka/Tskune

Alec/Chloe

Ezra/Aria

Ryuji/Taiga

Misa/Usui

Natalia/Eric

Billy/Jane

Danny/Jo (KA-KA-KATA KATAOMOI)

Yozora/Kodaka

Rika/Kodaka

Germany/Italy

John/Sherlock

Irene/Sherlock (Fave)

Ryan/Natalia

Baekhyun/Chanyeol (Two ain't sh*t people in an ain't sh*t relationship)

Molly/Sherlock (I really pity her a bit, though)

Okay, forget those things I said about the Sinead/Hamilton ship. It is my NOTP its been like that for a while and I let that get in the way and said some rude misogynist stuff. It was very disgusting and I'm very sorry if I hurt you guys or anything like that. It was stupid and it won't happen again. I honestly didn't know what I was saying, it was very stupid. I have definitely learned my lesson. That is the part of old me that I want to get rid of.

Couples I DO NOT approve of:

Hamilton/Sinead

Ned/Madison and Ted/Reagan (These people don't EVER interact with each other in the books. EVER. Not everyone has to be shipped with everyone.)

Amy/Evan (Evan was alright, but I prefer Amian)

Sena/Kodaka (Even if they are cannon, I absolutely HATE that pairing. NOTP)

Amy/Kurt (That shouldn't even count as a pairing anymore! I mean come on! Amy sees a cute boy, the whole fandom obsesses and not even 5 copies of the book have sold out but there are 400 fanfics about Amy and that character already out.)

Ian/Dan (I prefer Ian/Hamilton when it comes to 39 Clues Yaoi)

US/UK (NOTP)

Taemin/Minho (What even.)

Kyon/Mikuru (NO.)

Hikaru/Kaouru (Twincest is that sh*t I don't like)

Mikuru/Koizumi (KOIZUMI BELONGS WITH ME!! GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY ESPER BEAU, YA BIG BOOBED FREAK! [I'm kidding and if anyone thinks otherwise I'm coming after them] ESPer, not Vesper. Yuck

Tori/Beck (I don't like that. No.)

Carly/Freddie (Now I'm happy iCarly is over. I don't like that couple. There'd be nothing interesting and you know after 3 months they are gonna break up because they bore each other. Mmhmm.)

Spain/Romano (It's got the same essence as USUK.)

ChibiRomano/France (France has got to keep his hands to himself. Geez!)

Liechtenstein/Switzerland (WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?! THEY ARE BROTHER AND SISTER!)

Hetalia Fangirl Quiz

x=1 point

/=2 points

[x]1. You start laughing hysterically at maps

[x]2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together

[/]3. You've learned more history from it than from an actual history class.

[x]4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots

[/] 5. You watch APH MADs

[x]6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.

[x]7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.

[/]8. World War II starts sounding romantic.

[x]9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.

[x]10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America. (WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?!)

[/]11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.

[x]12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one. (Not really. I'm still quizzing myself. But I know a lot of flags and countries!)

[/]13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.

[x]14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Germaaaannnnyyyyy!" down the hallway. (I'm the only one at school who has watched Hetalia!)

[x]15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "USxUK" means.

[x]16. You end every sentence with "aru."

[/]17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.

[x]18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.

[x]19. You want Prussia back on the map.

[/]20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.

[/]21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.

[/]22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.

[/]23. Other people don't get it when you say a country's cute.

[x]24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80 billion times.

[ ]25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand. (I'm considering getting a position for my birthday, though!)

[x]26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic.

[x]27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday.

[/]28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones. (SOMEONE TEACH ME FINNISH! Or Icelandic! PLEASE? Or just Japanese!)

[x]28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny. (I'm not very good at it though.)

[x]29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.(Theres a kid at my church whose name is Matthew. Goodness gracious, I hate him!)

[ ]30. You have the APH skin/persona on Firefox.

[ ]31. You spend more time looking in English speaking forums than in your native language forums because there's more Hetalia-related material there.

[/]32. If you speak English then you're seriously considering learning Japanese to read the (still) non-translated strips…

[/]33. You make appropriate doodles all over your history notes with the APH characters so they'll make more sense to you. (I do in my mind...XD)

[/]34. You always tell your fellow non-hetalia fan friends to "become one with mother Russia" (I still haven't managed to convert anyone into Hetalia-ism yet... )

[/]35. You start nicknaming friends after countries they remind you of. (I used to call TardisWolf13 "Doitsu" But she said stop so I call her and others who are older than me "Senpai". Its no fun though...)

[ ]37. You take a sudden interest in sunflowers 8D

[/]38. You think the USA should change the name to "The United States of Alfredia". (OMG! YES!)

[ ]39. You watch the news just so you can find good stuff to request in the kink meme.

[/]40. You would name your pet after your favorite Hetalia character. (Do you think "Chibitalia" is too much? Or I'll get a cat and name it Greece!)

[/]41. You would name your UNBORN CHILDREN after your favorite Hetalia character.

[ ]42. When assembling your Ikea furniture, you see a Made in Finland sticker on it and think, "Aw, the wife helps him make the furniture." ()

[ ]42. When making Christmas cookies, instead of putting on normal icing, you put Hetalia chibi faces. (I don't celebrate Christmas.)

[/]43. When your mom thinks you are obsessed with world peace. (she doesnt know about my APHism)

[ ]44. When you get a 117% A in your History class. (don't take history yet. Unfortunately ._.)

[/]45. When you randomly start going "KOLKOLKOL" when angry. (I'M STARTING TO DO THAT!)

[/]46. When you want your own country to exist in the Hetalia world. (WHERE THE HECK IS GHANA?!)

[ ]47. When you smile when hearing France. (Freaking PERV)

[x]48. When you squeal as you saw a country's name somewhere in the place.

[ ]49. When you want to know what scones taste like. (Already do.)

[/]50. When you wish they were all real. (YESSSSSSSS!)

[X]51. Your obsession with world history is multiplied to the power of PRUSSIA!

[ ]52. You consider Prussia as a number. (LOL, NO. 5 meters maybe...XD)

[/]53. You make random Hetalia references in the middle of a conversation. (ALL THE TIME!)

[/]54. You nod your head and giggle like a crazy fangirl with each entry on the list. (XD)

[ ]55. When you surf through the World News on Yahoo and the only thing you can think about is how these would make good one-shot Hetalia fics/fanart. (NO!)

[ ]56. Your mother thinks you have something against Poland after you tell the same Polish jokes countless of times. (My mom doesn't know I'm addicted to anime.)

[ ]57. Sing buono tomato every time you see a tomato… (I haven't heart that song yet.)

[/]58. You're in denial that Prussia was dissolved after WWII. (I'm serious! He didn't!

[/]59. You call baby chicks...Gilbirds…

[/]60. Demand that hello kitty should have a mouth.. (ALWAYS)

[/]61. You really really want your history teacher to watch hetalia... (i dont do history, but it'd be pretty epic if that happened)

[ ]62. Laugh every time you see the Big Ben, the Eiffel Tower, or Florida.

[/]63. There are two Italy's!! (There ARE! North and South!)

[/]64. When you want to hug a freakin landmass!! (LOL )

[ ]65. When you keep telling people you'll invade their vital regions... (NO!I'm not France!)

[ ]66. You memorize all the characters' birthdays and make sure to celebrate them in some shape or form.

[/]67. You think of Hetalia when you see this:
1. Map
2. History
3. EVERYTHING

[ ]68. You put a Hetalia reference in all of your school projects. (No. My dad has to see my projects ya know?!)

[/]69. When you wonder why the polar bear at the zoo isn't talking to you.

[ ]70. When the Great Depression all of a sudden seems hilarious to you. (O_O NO!)

[ ]71. When you explain that when the aliens attack, the first to go will be the British.

[ ]72. When you scream "Happy Birthday Alfred" and/or "Take that Arthur" on the Fourth of July in a large crowd of people and are proud when they give you the WTF look.

[/]73. When you know what Sealand is and people find you weird for telling them he's a little kid in a blue sailor suit that was for sale on eBay. (I'm going to do that!)

[ ]74. When seeing the new Harry Potter movie the second time, the only thing you can think of is the infamous spoiler written all over England's torso.

[ ]75. When you feel yourself tearing-up while discussing the American Revolution.

[ ]76. When you expect the Polish exchange student to be a cross-dressing valley girl.

[x]77. When "True Italian Spirit" is only another way to say "We Surrender".

[ ]78. When the song "Santa Clause is coming to Town" seems like an odd rip-off of something that was written for Russia.

[ ]79. When you correct someone talking about a new discovery of some kind, telling them "Korea already invented that".

[X]80. When you find the song "Canada's really Big" or any other references to country's sizes amusingly inappropriate.

[X]82. You can tell America and…um…oh yeah, Canada apart! (MAPLE SYRUP FOR THE F*CKING WIN)

[ ]83. You WANT to watch the news and the Olympics.

[x]84. You smile when you see labels like 'Made in China' or 'Made in Russia'.

[x]85. Globes are now action figures.

[ ]86. Talking about the 'continental drift theory' about pangea in geographyhistory class makes you giggle uncontrollably. (Nope.)

[ ]87. You take history class just to understand Hetalia more.

[ ]88. You fangirl squee at the mention of WWII.

[x]89. You believe that some one's personality will correspond with the country that they came from.

[ ]90. You think that hamburgers should be The United State's national food.

[ ] 91. You have started eating more pasta to make a tribute to Italy.

[ ]92. You think of Italy when you eat pasta, America when you eat hamburgers, Russia while drinking vodka, etc… (I don't drink vodka!)

[ ]93. You tend to avoid anyone who is Russian because you are afraid or their cracked mentality.

[/]94. You start styling your hair after Italy's. (I attempted once.)

[ ]95. Or anyone else's hair.

[ ]96. You own a character costume.

[ ]97. You have cosplayed as a character before.

[x]98. You have thought of cosplaying as a character before.

[/]99. You know Marukaite Chikyuu word for word…In more than one language. (Only Italy's version)

[ ]100. You know the words to any Hetalia song.

[x]101. You have a Hetalia song as your favorite song. ('Pub & GO!!'= awesome.)

[x]102. You have made up your own ending for a country that does not have one yet. (Ghana!)

[ ]103. You obsessively wait for each new episode to be released.

[ ]104. You have uploaded one of the songs to Youtube.

[/]105. You plan on going to a foreign country in hopes that you will see your favorite character. (I am SO going to visit Japan and South Italy when I manage to save up enough $)

[ ]106. You have written a fanfiction for APH.

[x]107. You have read a fanfiction for APH.

[x]108. You draw APH fanart.

[ ]109. You tell people Austria put Italy in a maid costume when Austria own Italy.

[ ]110. You ask if countries are "married" when they form a union.

[x]111. You worry for a country's health when their stocks go down.

[ ]112. You scribbled the name "England" on your notebook with little hearts next to it.

[x]113. You demand that Prussia becomes a country again because he was is so awesome.

[ ]114. You fully believe that Prussia is the most awesome country…ever.

[ ]115. You tell people their eyebrows are similar to England's.

[ ]116. You never let anyone sit down because their chair might be Busby's chair.

[ ]117. You tell people the answer to global warming is building a big hero to protect the Earth.

[ ]118. You demand everyone you know to become one with Russia.

[ ]119. You ARE one with Russia.

[ ]120. You have drawn a half-smile on a Hello Kitty plush.

[ ]121. When wars seem to become hilarious.

[ ]122. You claim that aliens do exist..and live with America.

[ ]123. You debate who would win in arm wrestling- the allies or the axis?

[ ]124. You raise your hand in class just to scream "PASTAAA!"

[x]125. You yell "Pastaa!" anywhere in public. (School mostly.)

[ ]126. You start planting sunflowers.

[X]127. You spend a full day searching the Hetalia wiki to learn about the characters (yes, I've done that...)

[ ]128. You knit yourself a cream-coloured scarf just like Russia's.

[/]129. You start noticing all of the China jokes.

[/]130. You hate South Korea for demanding Im Yong Soo to be removed. (South Korea should wear a black suit and sunglasses and should do the cowboy.)

[ ]131. You started a petition to get South Korea on the Anime show or have signed one.

[ ]132. You have completed all of the Hetalia memes.

[ ]133. You claim to have married a country.

[ ]134. You know every pairing in the book.

[ ]135. You created a pairing.

[ ]136. You wish Rome was your grandfather.

[ ]137. You spend day after day trying to find rape faces in the manga.

[ ]138. When you want a tomato, you say "Spain! Get me a tomato, damnit"

[/]139. Sink Faucets now fascinate you.

[ ]140. You tell people that Germany was just misunderstood during WWII.

[/]141. You now refer to Germany as "Doitsu". (That's what they call it in Japanese, anyway...)

[ ]142. You believe every Austrian is an angry musical genius.

[ ]143. You own a world map…that only shows America.

[ ]144. You never want to go to England because you are afraid of their food.

[ ]145. You claim to have seen fairies and unicorns.

[/]146. You can put a curse on somebody you hate. (I could. but I never have)

[ ]147. You can't roast marshmallows on the campfire anymore. It feels like summoning the devil to you.

[/] 148. You spend day after day trying to figure out how Germany is connected to HRE or if he is HRE. (I asked my science teacher. I'm really confused!)

[/]149. You dream of becoming your own country. (One day, I'll go to anime con in Japan and they'll see me and they'll be like, "Where were you born?" and I'll be like, "Ghana." and they'll be like, "Can you do a Ghanaian accent?" and I'll do an awesome one because I took voice acting lessons and they'll use me to dub as Ghana for Hetalia. BOOM.)

[/]150. You refer to every country's king/queen/president/etc as their "boss".

One Word Quiz!!!

You can only type ONE word! Not as easy as you might think - now, copy or forward, change the answers to suit you and pass it on. It's really hard to only use one word answers. You can only type one word.

1. Where is your telephone? Broken

2. Where is your significant other? Bedroom

3. Your hair? Black

4. Your mother? Rude

6. Your favorite thing? Boys

7. Your dream last night? CRAZY!

8. Your iPod? Non-exisistent

9. Your dream/goal? Singer/Goddess

10. The room you're in? Bedroom

11. You hate? Misogynists

12. Your fear? Anger

13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? University. (JK, In your man's bed. Ayye!)

14. Where were you last night? School

15. What you're not? Superhuman

16. Muffins? Meh

17. One of your wish list items? bOYS!!!

18. Where you grew up? America

19. The last thing you did? Take shower

20. What are you wearing? Pajamas

21. Your TV? On

22. Your pet(s)? Non-exisistent

23. Your computer? Laptop

24. Your life? Depressing

25. Your mood? Lonely

26. Missing someone? Yes

27. Your car? Non-existent

28. Something you're not wearing? Thong

29. Your summer? Dull

30. Your eyes? Brown

31. Love someone? Yeah

32. Your favorite color? Rainbow

33. When is the last time you laughed? Hours

34. Last time you cried? Hours

35. Who will repaste this? Stalkers

My Pet Peeves:

1) When I say I'll quit school to become a stripper and my friends don't believe in me enough.

2) When people grind their teeth.

3) When people say the things that I like are boring or lame.

4) That part in Rosario Vampire when Tsukune and Moka gaze into each other's eyes and she ends up sucking his blood.

5) The panty shots in Rosario Vampire.

6) When my friends try to talk to me all at once on the bus.

7) When people assume that I'll kill somebody just because I'm stoic around them.

8) When we have homework on weekends.

9) That moment on the first day of school when the teachers are like, "Why don't you tell the class something about yourself." Or even worse, "What did you do over the summer?"

10) When I advertise somebody's story right after they post it and I don't do a background check. Then it turns out they're the most famous writer on the message board and you lose all of your readers. And the ending of the story is terrible.

11) When I talk about song parodies on the bus and weeks later my friends force me to sing them.

12) When I make milkshakes and all the boys come to my yard. All of the boys are in my yard. I don't know how to satisfy them. There is no more milk that I can shake. Help me.

13) When Kurumu's boobs bounce everywhere.

14) When the fandom's OTP is your NOTP

15) Lolicons/Shotacons. That is a child. A cartoon child, but still a child.

16) When people make fun of names like Shaniqua, Bonquisha, etc. That is a name that that person can't control. Don't judge someone like that.

17) When white people make fun of black culture. Just because Miley "twerked" doesn't mean you should too. I have no problem with every white person in the world. It just those who make fun of black culture/black people. (Including Miley Cyrus. Sure she is a feminist as well, and I agree that slut shaming a woman for twerking is one of the worst things. But she can't twerk. It's does not look good when she does it! Plus she oversexualizes black women as well and I'm not for that.)

18) Close minded fans. Including close minded JB fans. They are the worst. Don't forget close minded Christians. You know what? Just Close minded people in general.

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Find the mitsake.

Name 7 characters from the 39 Clues then answer the questions.

1) Dan

2) Amy

3) Ian

4) Natalie

5) Reagan

6) Nellie

7) Hamilton

What if you saw (5) and (2) making out?

Reagan and Amy making out? I'd be uncomfortable! Really uncomfortable.

What if (4) and (1) went to your school and were your best friends?

We'd wear designer clothes all day and carry ninja lunchboxes.

What if (3) was the principal?

I don't really know what'll happen. But probably there would be pictures of a certain auburn haired-green eyed girl everywhere.

What if there was a (6) and (7) smutty romance fanfic?

Eew! Nellie and Hamilton? I totally would not read it!

What if (7) and (5) were your parents?

I'd be part of a disfunctional family because you know your children will be messed up if you marry someone from your immediate family!

Do you approve of the couple (4)(3) if there is one?

ABSOLUTELY NOT! AGAIN YOU WILL HAVE MESSED UP CHILDREN!

What if you saw (5) in the shower?

I'd be punched in the face. And dead.

JUST GOT PAID! MONEY MONEY MONEY!! I'm kidding. I'm too lazy to do jack!

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Long live Amian, Danalie/Natan, and down with Evan Tolliver!

10 Thing I Know About You

are reading this

2. You are human

3. You can't say the letter "P" without seperating your lips

4. You just attempted it

6. You are laughing at yourself

have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5

8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5

9. You laugh because you're an idiot and everyone does this too

10. You are probably gonna repost this to see who else falls for it

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Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

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25 Weird and Random Things to Do in Class

1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use them.

2. Inflate a beach ball and throw it around the room.

3. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it.

4. Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War.

5. Churn some butter.

6. Conceive a brand new language.

7. See how long you can hold your breath.

8. Take your pants off and give them to the professor.

9. Chew on your arm until someone notices.

10. Change seats every three minutes.

11. Shave.

12. Run across the room, tag someone and say "You're it.".

13. Think of five new ways to use your shoes.

14. Start a wave.

15. Walk around the room begging for spare change.

16. Roast marshmallows.

17. Practice phrasing your answers in the form of a question.

18. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.

19. Take apart your desk.

20. Pretend to communicate with your home planet.

21. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating.

22. Throw your backpack at someone.

23. Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal".

24. Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it.".

25. Write a screenplay about a diabetic Swedish girl who can't swim.

Please read this, I promise it won’t give you a curse or anything like that- if you believe in all that stuff- it is just a really touching story.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

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Ian's Nightmare

Ian Kabra was trapped.

Then he heard it, like a phantom whisper:

"Ian, I'm going to get you."

Amy's voice was loud, surrounding him.

"Ian, I'm at your parents room."

Ian tried to call out, to repent, to say he was sorry, and that he loved her, but his voice wouldn't work.

"Ian, they're dead."

No. Not again. The same nightmare, every night since Pukhansan.

"Ian, I'm at the stairs now."

Ian wanted to scream, to run away, to escape this madhouse. But it was like he was welded in place.

"Ian, I'm at your sister's room."

Why, why did he do it? He liked her, no, he loved her.

"Ian, she's dead."

He knew. He knew this dream. He knew who was next.

"Ian, why'd you do it?"

He tried, once again, to tell her why his parents made him, but still no words came out.

"Ian, did you care?"

"Yes!" he wanted to cry out, but still no sound came

"Ian, I'm going to get you."

"No," he thought. "Not again"

"Ian, I'm here."

There she was. Amy Cahill, her skin pale, her herself dead, and wielding a knife.

"Ian, you're..."

A sharp pain arose in Ian's chest.

"Dead."

BEEP BEEP

Ian woke up in a cold sweat.

Only a dream. It was only a dream. He looked at the clock.

6:42 am. Still time, still time to repent. The time was now. Right now.

He picked up the phone and dialed as quickly as his shaking fingers would allow. A soft voice stuttered on the other end. "H-hello?" it said. Ian took a long breath, and said:

"I'm sorry, love"

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