My friend Zayhad (who is also co-author of several of my stories) has made many illustrations for several of the stories. For some reason links to deviantart has stopped working, so I suggest you go to her gallery on . There she has a folder with each story's name on.

Playing Right now on my iPhone: Barely Legal (The Strokes)

Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Outsiders, A Song of Ice and Fire

Currently Reading: The Tommyknockers (Stephen King)

Favorite Movies: Lord of the Rings

Favorite Actors/Actresses: Jake Gyllenhaal

Favorite music/artists: Muse

Favorite TV shows: Game of Thrones

Most Recent Obsession: Fanfiction

Career dreams: Pretty much fulfilled

Passions: Music, movies, animals, sports, reading, writing

Genres to read and write: Romance, humor, angst, drama, fantasy

If you went to Hogwarts, which house would you be sorted in? Gryffindor

Have you ever been to a Harry Potter midnight release? Yes - for Deathly Hallows. Dressed as a Death Eater. I was actually stopped by a cop on the way there for looking suspicious!

What did you think of Deathly Hallows? Mostly great

Whose death was the saddest? In the movies: Dumbledore's. In the books: Sirius'

If you went to Hogwarts, would you rather have a pet owl, cat, or rat? Owl

What did you think of the movie Half-Blood Prince? Okay, but nothing like the book, of course

What do you think of Deathly Hallows being split in half? Awesome - that makes one extra movie!

Have you read The Tales of Beedle the Bard? Of course

When did you first become a Harry Potter fan? 18 years old, I think

HP FAVOURITES

Female Character? Hermione

Male Character? Regulus

Professor? McGonagall

Death Eater? Regulus

Pairing? Regulus/Remus

Magical Creature? Dragon

Spell? Accio

Quote? "Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?" - Dumbledore

Movie? Prisoner of Azkaban

Hogwarts House? Gryffindor

Place? Hogwarts

Weasley? Gred & Forge

List Your 12 Favourite HP Characters in random order:

1. Remus Lupin

2. Fred Weasley

3. Regulus Black

4. Dumbledore

5. Lily Potter

6. Draco Malfoy

7. Hermione Granger

8. Minerva McGonagall

9. Sirius Black

10. James Potter

11. Harry Potter

12. George Weasley

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? (Draco/Harry)

- Of course - there are thousands and thousands out there...

02.) Do you think Four is hot? (4:Dumbledore)

- Not really. But he's damned cool!

03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (12:Fred, 8:McGonagall)

- I think Molly and Arthur would get a heart attack! And can you even be fertile at that age?

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any? (9: Sirius)

- A ton. And not one too many! Check my faves for recommendations.

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple? (2:George, 6:Draco)

- No. I don't think their senses of humor are compatible.

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? (5:Lily, 9:Sirius, 10:James)

- Lily/James of course. They are meant to be! Besides - otherwise I think James would kill Sirius...

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (7:Hermione, 2:Fred, 12:George)

She would immediately start lecturing them about why incest is so wrong.

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic. (3:Regulus, 10:James)

For James there is, and always will be, only one girl. Everybody knows that. What nobody knows, is that there might just be a boy as well!

09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic? (1:Remus, 8:McGonagall)

- I think there are a few.

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. (7:Hermione, 12:George)

- "Losing your other half"

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? (4:Dumbedore, 1:Remus)

- Dumbledore has a thing for teen-age boys, and he thinks it's only fair that Remus gives a little something in return for getting him an education at Hogwarts.

12.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (10:James)

"Lily - take my flower!"

13.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? (8:McGonagall)

- "Everybody Wants to Be a Cat"

14.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? (1:Remus, 6:Draco, 12:George)

- Slash. Threesome. Cross-generation

15.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? (10:James, 2:Fred)

- Hey Babe - LOVE your hair color!

16.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (5:Lily)

- She's in most of the fics I read - rarely as a main character, though.

17.) What is Six's super-secret kink? (6:Draco)

- Lace underwear in Gryffindor colors!

18.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (11:Harry, 9:Sirius)

- Never! Or VERY drunk at least. And extremely embarrassed in the morning!

19.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top? (3:Regulus, 7:Hermione)

- Given the anatomy - Regulus.

20.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three."

- "Remus and Sirius are in a happy relationship until Sirius suddenly runs off with Dumbledore. Remus, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Harry and a brief unhappy affair with George, then follows the wise advice of Lily and finds true love with Regulus."

What title would you give this fic?

- "Going for the younger model."

21.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? (7:Hermione, 8:McGonagall)

- Age difference is fine, but THAT much?

22.) Have you read a five/ten fic before? (5:Lily, 10:James)

- Definitely!

23.) Do you think three is hot? How hot? (3:Regulus)

- Why, of course! Very hot! He's a Black, isn't he?

24.) Would seven and two make a good couple? (7:Hermione, 2:Fred)

- Yeah, actually!

25.) Four/eight or four/nine? (4:Dumbledore, 8:McGonagall, 9:Sirius)

- DIFINITELY 4/8. They would be cute together.

26.) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship? (7:Hermione, 3:Regulus, 8:McGonagall)

- She'd be off to inform Sirius that his baby brother was being taken advantage of by a teacher.

27.) Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story? (4:Dumbledore, 10:James)

- Don't think so.

28.) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic. (1:Remus, 5:Lily)

- "To see the beauty in others."

29.) If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose? (10:James)

-"Every Breath You Take" (The Police)

30.) If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be? (2:Fred, 3:Regulus, 6:Draco)

Necrophilia/time travel. Slash. Threesome.

You Know You’re Addicted to Slash when:

1. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street.

2. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perv on them kissing their boyfriends.

3. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction.

4. If you are a heterosexual girl, you keep trying to top your boyfriend, despite the fact that you don’t have the necessary parts.

5. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeuristic activities.

6. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face.

7. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc.

8. You celebrate turning 18 not because you can watch R movies, but because you’re old enough to watch movies with explicit gay sex scenes.

9. It’s the only aphrodisiac you need.

10. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in.

If you’re reading this and nodding to yourself, post it on your profile page.

12 ways to annoy Remus Lupin:

1. Tell him there's a new law that says werewolves aren't allowed to eat chocolate.
2. Tell him Greyback is the ideal werewolf.
3. Whenever you see him tell him a story about a wolf that ends in disaster (IE: Little Red Riding Hood)
4. Tell him he should have chosen a prettier creature to get bitten by and turned into.
5. At random times point over his shoulder and say "Hey, look, there's a full moon tonight!"
6. In a room full of crowded people whisper (loudly) that you won't tell anything about his "dirty little secret".
7. Introduce him to a bunch of Sirius/Remus fangirls who won't leave him alone until they see the two kiss.
8. Whenever you see him run away screaming "It's the big bad wolf!"
9. Tell him you made dinner for him and give him a slab of raw meat.
10. But a few drops of love potion in his Wolfsbane potion and make sure he falls in love with someone totally inappropriate. (Voldemort, Snape, etc)
11. When the potion wears off, keep reminding him what a fool out of himself he made.
12. Give him a bar of molded dirt and tell him it's chocolate.

12 ways to annoy Sirius Black:

1. Tell him he looks better as a dog
2. Give him dog biscuits every time you see him
3. Every time you go to his house, be sure to wake his mother up
4. Constantly invite Severus Snape over his house
5. Whenever you see him, tell him Snape's better looking
6. Make everyone make fake barking sounds when he walks by
7. Put a sign that says "No Dogs Allowed" on the front of his house
8. Set rats loose in his manor, and tell him that one of them is Peter
9. Laugh when he tries to catch all the rats
10. When he says "I'm serious!" Say "I know you're Sirius! Stop saying that!"
11. Buy him a collar
12. Stare at him with wide eyes every time you see him. Also tremble and point at him. Try to look scared.

12 ways to annoy Severus Snape:

1. Sign him up to a Harry Potter fanclub. Make sure the fanclub sends T-shirts/mugs/etc with Harry's face on them at least once a month.
2. Send him bottles of shampoo every week (Note: This may get expensive)
3. Tell him he's Harry's father instead of James. If he says this isn't possible, tease him because he's never done anything with Lily
4. Tell him Dumbledore made Remus Lupin the new potions professor for next year
5. When he wants to know if this means he can be the Defense Against Dark Arts professor, tell him Sirius Black got that job
6. Tell him he and Mcgonagall are switching houses, and he's going to be the head of Gryffindor
7. Hug him. Hug him again. Keep hugging him…
8. Have Harry, Ron, and Hermione follow him around everywhere. And I mean EVERYWHERE.
9. Decorate his office and/or classroom while he's away
10. Make sure there are lots of pink, glittery things there!
11. When ever he says something, say "but Sirius said…." (eg. Severus: "It's not going to rain today" You: "But Sirius said it's going to rain fluffy pink bunnies!")
12. When he goes to an Order of the Phoenix meeting, make Sirius and Remus follow him around. Have him sit between them at dinner.

12 ways to annoy Harry Potter:

1. Tell him he's related to Voldemort
2. Tell him he should get rid of his scar
3. Hide his glasses and broom
4. Use his broom to sweep the floor
5. Sign him up for the Draco Malfoy fanclub
6. Make him read Harry/Draco and Harry/Snape fanfics
7. Have Umbridge adopt him
8. Tell him Snape had an affair with Lily and Harry's really Snape's son instead of James's
9. Draw a scar on your face, get big glasses, and walk around saying "I'm Harry Potter!"
10. Give him a Valentine's card and say it's from Snape
11. Tell him Sirius had it coming
12. Follow him around asking him why it's taking him so long to defeat Voldemort

12 ways to annoy Hermione Granger:

1. Tell her the library burned down
2. Keep calling S.P.E.W. spew
3. Tell everyone she's dating Snape/Draco/Crabbe/Goyle
4. Have Rita Skeeter white an article of her love life with Harry and make sure Ron reads it. (Note: This will also annoy Harry and Ron.)
5. Rip up books in front of her
6. Have Hagrid make her babysit Grawp
7. Make out with Ron in front of her
8. Whisper that you and Ron certainly had "fun" last night alone in his dorm….
9. Tell her there's an essay due tomorrow
10. When she asks what essay, tell her it was assigned a week ago and she should pay better attention
11. Put McGonagall under the Imperio and have her tell Hermione she failed all of her classes
12. Tell her how sorry you are that Snape broke her heart. Say it in front of Snape.

15 ways to annoy Hagrid:

1. Constantly comment on how big he is.
2. Ask him if he eats humans.
3. Whenever he gets near you, scream at him to please not fall on you.
4. Make sure only Slytherins are in his Care of Magical Creatures class next year.
5. Find a really big egg, give to him, and tell him it's a dragon egg.
6. "Accidently" drop the egg and when it splatters all over the place, ask him how the hell he treated the egg to turn it into something other than a dragon.
7. Tell him Madam Maxine and Voldemort got married.
8. Mutter "Fee, fie, foe, fum" whenever you see him
9. Constantly give him clothes that are obviously too small for him.
10. Read him lots of fairy tails about giants and keep comparing him to the ones in the stories.
11. Put bows in his beard
12. Sign him up to ballet lessons to make him more graceful.