Name: Nadia

Age: 20

Country: Australia

LOVE THESE QUOTES:

Don't mess with me, I have a stick

Stick that in your juice box and suck it;

National sarcasm society: like we need your support

I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay

Music sings the words we're afraid to speak

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much

Your favourite song will say more about you than your mouth ever will

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

Music can change the world because it can change people

I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter

The worst thing about being lied to is knowing you weren't worth the truth

I'm smiling, that alone should scare you

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defence against stupidity?

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.

Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.

Some minds are like concrete; thoroughly mixed and permanently set.

Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

A word to the wise isn't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that piece of paper up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them.

When life gives you lemon, throw them back and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!!

Intellegence is knowing that the water that falls from the sky is rain. Wisdom is having enough sense to get out of it.

Dreams are which the mind conceives, the heart desires and the soul believes.

The one who smiles when all goes wrong has thought of someone to blame

-Im not saying your stupid I’m just implying it

I've got things to break, people to laugh at, objects to drool over and who knows what else.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it? That's just torture!

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!

"If you can't look at the bright side of life, polish the dull side."

"I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours."

"I can only please one person each day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking that good either."

"Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level."

"On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key."

On Sears hairdryer:Do not use while sleeping.(But that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.(No better way to encourage shoplifting!)

On a bar of Dial soap:Directions: Use like regular soap.(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:Serving suggestion: Defrost.(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)Do not turn upside down.(Too late! Gotta buy another one!...hmm, good strategy.)

On Marks Spencer Bread Pudding:Product will be hot after heating.(Really? I thought it was an exception to the laws of chemistry.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:Do not iron clothes on body.(But wouldn't that save time? And to clarify, whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:Do not drive car or operate machinery.(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we could just kept those 5-year-olds off those darn fork lifts!)

On Nytol sleep aid:Warning: may cause drowsiness.(It 'may' cause drowsiness? I was kinda hoping for a guarantee!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:Warning: keep out of children.(Hmm...did something get lost in translation, or should I be wondering what they're doing in Korea?)

On a string of Christmas lights:For indoor or outdoor use only.(What's the other option?)

On a food processor:Not to be used for the other use.(Do I want to know?)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:Warning: contains nuts.(NUH AH!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.(Step 3: maybe, uhh...fly Delta!)

On a Swedish chainsaw:Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.(Huh, you gotta wonder...)

On a child's Superman costume:Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.(Oh right! Way to crush a child's dreams! I wonder how many times that put the parents in a sticky situation!)