![]() Author has written 15 stories for Big Time Rush, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Misc. Games. If you think Big Time Rush is the most amazing TV show(and band) in the world, copy and paste this to your profile and add our name to the list: Panda-Boo15, JillEsterNapier91, wassupshortyshortz-BTRlover,B for Beyond If you think Carlos on Big Time Rush is the most ADORABLE sweetie-pie EVER, copy and paste this to your profile. If you're IN LOVE with Big Time Rush, copy and paste this to your profile. If you're the shortest person in your family, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think Coke Zero is an insult to the Coca-Cola name, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think all those uptight overly-religeous weirdos should just sit down, shut up, and leave Halloween on Sunday ALONE, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this to your profile. 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Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving isn't for you. When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out how the hell you did it. It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with. WARNING:Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff. I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me? Guys: No shirt,no service. Girls: No shirt, no charge. It's always in the last place you look...of course it is! WHY would I keep looking AFTER I found it? Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. When men are depressed, they invade another country. Boys are like dogs: You say hi, pat them on the head, and they follow you home. The surest sign of intelligent life out there is that none of them has never tried contacting us. The computer beat me once at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. If you think that Chip the Wolf should just go to the freaking supermarket and buy his own cookie crisp instead of trying to steal someone else's, copy and paste this onto your profile If you already have a gajillion of these "copy this into your profile" things, copy this into your profile. If you think the Duggars have ENOUGH kids already, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have every pushed on a door marked "pull" or visa versa, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think being unique is better than being cool, copy and paste this onto your profile. 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Copy and Paste this into profile if this touches you as it did me... : My name is Emma I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm sartichokeing to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I sartichoke to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Emma And I am but three, Tonight my daddy murrdered me. PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. If you talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. 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(I actually tries doing it in front of my teacher and classmates) If you just read this whole long list of copy/paste things, and are now wondering why the hell you did that, go see a therapist, and then copy and paste this. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile. If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile. Damn!!! I hate getting my ears pierced and I don't mean by a gun!It even hurts until now... Everyone has 8 names: 1.)Real Name:Jheselle Mae Licoben 2.)Detective Name (Fave color and Animal):Black Liger 3.)Gangster Name (first 3 letters of you name plus izzle):Jheizzle 4.)Soap Opera Name (name of the street you live in and you middle name):Pico Alisto 5.)Star Wars Name ( first 3 letters of your last name and the first 2 letters of you middle name):Lical 6.)Super Hero name (2nd fave color and name of your fave drink):Blue Sting 7.)Witness Protection name (your father's middle name):Songiaten 8.)Goth Name (black plus one of your pets name):Black Kara |