America was just sitting in his living room, chilling out and doing whatever he does in his free time, when he heard a knock on the door. When he went to answer it, however, his door was kicked down by what was an angry looking Japan.

"What the hell is this?" Japan exclaimed as he entered the room.

"Oh, this?" America gestured to his 20th burger of the day in his hand. "This is a hamburger, and-"

"No," said Japan, with the most angriest face the younger nation had ever seen in his life. "THIS!"

Japan pulled in a TV from who knows where and turned it on harshly with a remote.

A cheery voice came from the TV. "Mew Mew style, Mew Mew grace, Mew Mew Power, IN YOUR FACE!"

"Oh that." America responded after a few seconds. "Isn't that one of those, 'anima' whatchamacallits?"

Japan started to get even angrier. It looked very unnatural on the usually calm mans face. "It's anime, you idiot, and you have ruined it! Renaming characters! Editing out objects and details! CALLING A ONIGIRI A JELLY MOTHERFUCKING DONUT! What have you done?"

America scoffed. "Dude, chill out. It's just a bunch of cartoons."

America really shouldn't have said that.

Japan slapped America so hard his glasses flew off. Just then there was a mysterious earthquake-like rumbling in Texas. No one knew why, though.

"You have disgraced the pure name of anime! I oughta kick your burger eating ass!" Japan was acting like some crazy, cursing demon had possessed him. But I guess that's what happens when you mess with his anime.

"Dude, you need to take a chill pill. I only made your cartoons better and more understandable. You should be happy." America said as he made a hero pose.

Japan stiffened. "Fine then," he muttered. "How about I show you how goddamned happy I am about this."

Suddenly, the same strange rumbling started in Florida. It was a very strange day.

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A/N: HI EVERYONE! IM PROCRASTINATING! And it's fun too! *Gets shot at* I needs more ideas for my much darker fanfic, "A Brothers Love". If anyone has checked it out, can you give me some suggestions for the plot? I need them badly, cause my brain is out of ideas. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this. Review?