Author has written 10 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Alphas, D.Gray-Man, Young Justice, Naruto, Rise of the Guardians, Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ, and Harry Potter. Majorly reworking my account--deleting old stories and adding some stuff from AO3! If a story that you liked suddenly vanished, please contact me and I'll see what I can do. About me: Amateur artist and author. Born and bred in USA, in the Midwest. Teen. Hetalia/Supernatural/Sherlock/Bleach/Doctor Who/Haikyuu!!/Free!/whatever junkie. Welcome to my profile. "The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." Lucille Ball "When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear." Mark Twain "Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned." Will Congreve "I'm tired of all the nonsense about beauty being only skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want-- an adorable pancreas?" Jean Kerr "You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else." Chuck Palahniu Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. -Jim Carrey I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. -Rod Schmit It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. -Dave Barry My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic. -Spike Milligan My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. -Ellen DeGeneres Never fight an inanimate object. -P.J. O'Rourke Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. -Albert Einstein (Genius that he is) It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. -Mark Twain Adam was but human--this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was in not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent. -Mark Twain. I believe that our heavenly father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. -Mark Twain I can picture in my mind's eye a world without war, a world without hate, and I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. - Jack Handy When arguing with a fool, make sure the opponent isn't doing the exact same thing.- Abraham Lincoln When I die, I want to die like my grandfather, who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car. - Will Rogers There are two theories when arguing with women. Neither one works. - Will Rogers It is perfectly American to be wrong. - Newt Gringrich The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. - George Jessel A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin A common mistake that people make trying to design something comepletely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. - Douglas Adams You can always trust the Americans. In the end they do the right thing. After they have eliminated all other possibilies. -Winston Churchill Sometimes, you just have to smile, shrug, and say 'What the hell? - unknown We have loved the starts too fondly to be fearful of the night. -unknown Reality is a bitch-slap to the face. But it's like with anything else; you can put up with it, or you can bitch-slap reality back. -Me In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Story Stats: Oneshot heaven: Ongoing. Basically just a collaberation of one shots. Will end at 100. In which this idiot got fanart, and keeps forgetting to put it up. Facade: http:///gallery/41674028#/art/Oneshot-Heaven-Facade-346121720?_sid=74417e6e, by the Gargoyle Alchemist. What's next?: DISCONTINUED. Completed: Drunken Abandon: First multi-chapter fic *dances*. England decides to get revenge on America by getting him drunk, but to his surprise he finds that whenever he gets drunk, the states come out to play! However, things aren't all that they seem. No pairings. Reboot is up! Art: http:///art/Russia-and-Alaska-268848166 STATUS: On hold right now due to Condemn the Free. Please stand by! Fallen Soldier: Wow, this really took off! Honestly I got so many more reviews than expected. Also, it's now available in FRENCH! Translated by the fabulous Timeye. Here's the link. WIP: The CtF Trilogy: Book 1: The end of the world is coming, and it all started with the disappearance of the United States of America. STATUS: DISCONTINUED. |
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