Im Starstrukk by 3OH3. I love The Wanted. End of story.

Here's the Lexus RX 350 from my stroy, Twilight Bird's, third chapter: http:///cars/lexus/2010-lexus-rx-350-ar67169/IMG/crop/200811/2010-lexus-rx-350-2_1600x0w.jpg

Here's the BEST CAR EVER from Twilight Bird chapter three, the 2010 Shelby GT500: http:///wp-content/uploads/2008/10/ford-mustang-shelby-gt500-red-stripe-2007-03.jpg

Twilight Bird Chapter 3: Max's Outfit:

Lime Green Skinny Jeans: http:///is/image/HotTopic/226886_hi

Max's shoes: http:///hi/img/c/0/0/60/f/AAAADLTtjCkAAAAAAGD1Uw.jpg

Some junk on me and some qoutes and things I love:

--Basic Junk--
Name: Shelbi
Nickname(s): Shell, Shelbs
Age: I'm soooo not tellin you that
Birthday: January 7th
Current Location: Colorado
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Short light brown
Height: 5'4-ish? I haven't measured myself lately...
Weight: To fat for my liking
Lefty or Righty: Left!! Lefties RULE!!
Zodiac Sign: CAPRICORN!!

--Favorites--
Color: Red
Number: 36
Band: The Wanted
Music Genre: Dont have one. I like everything
TV Show: Supernatural
Movie: Legion, The Underworld series, Transformers 2 Revenge of the Fallen, Rio, and I Am Number Four
Actor: Jensen Ackles and Channing Tatum
Actress: Jennifer Lawrence
Kind of Movie: Action! But, if a car is being blown up every 5 minutes, it's boring. So, more like, action with romance sprinkled here and there. I also like fantasy. So movies like Pirates of the Carribean(Jonny Depp. Swoon) or Transformers 2 Revenge of The Fallen
Cartoon: Madagascar 3
Sport: Volleyball and Soccer
Fast Food Restaurant: None
Food: PASTA!!
Ice Scream: I dont like Ice Cream. Sorbet
Cereal: Cinnamon Toast Crunch!
Candy: Caramel Ghirardelli
Drink: Sprite
Quote: School is like a lollipop. It sucks till it's gone and from Transformers 2- "Mean Robots Suck"

--Do you--
Have any siblings: 1
Have any pets: 1. Goldie, she's a cocker spaniel. I used to have a basset hound named Amie, she died from a tumor in her spine that ruptured
Have a job: Nah. I want one though. I just want the money
Have a cell phone: No! I'm 6 years old and I can't have on yet. Of course I have a cell phone smarty-pants.
Have any special talents or skills: Horseback Riding
Have any fears: Spiders.
Have a bedtime: Yes, but I never follow that rule...
Sing in the shower: On occasion.
Want to go to college: Yus.
Get along with your parents: Depends on if they're getting on my nerves or not.
Have any piercings: Yes.
Have any tattoos: Nope. I wish
Swear: Alot more than I should. But at least I hold my toungue around people that don't wanna hear it, I only swear around my friends that couldn't care less.
Smoke: NO!!
Drink: Nope
Do drugs: NO! AND I DON'T PLAN ON IT!!

--Love & all that crap--
Ever been in love: Ya

Ever cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend: No
Are you single: Yes :(
Do you have a crush on someone: Yus
Ever been dumped: No
Ever dumped someone: Ya...

--This or that--
Fruit or vegetable: Fruit
Black or white: Black
Lights on or lights off: Lights on
TV or movie: Movie
Car or truck: Truck all the way!
Cash or check: Cash
Rock or rap: Rock

Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla!!
French toast or french fries: French toast!
Strawberries or blueberries: Strawberries!
Cookies or muffins: Cookies!
Winter break or spring break: Winter break. It lasts longer.
Hugs or kisses: Hugs!

--Have you ever--
Danced in a public place: Yup.
Smiled for no reason: Yes
Laughed so hard you cried: Yepperz
Talked to someone you don't know: Yeah
Drank alcohol: Nope
Done drugs: OMG NO!
Partied until the sun came up: Ya. I was up until 5AM
Been arrested: NO!!
Been in a wreck: Nope.
Been out of the country: No. Again, I wish

--Random and Silly junk--
Ever TP'd someone's house: I wish.
Ever egged someone's house: No, but I once almost did!
How many languages do you speak: 1. English
Ever regret anything: Yes.
Do you like being tickled: Depends by who...
What are your goals: No clue...
Are your fingers tired: Maayyybbee.
Are you tired of this survey: Not really.
Are you happy: Depends on the situation

ANIMOLOGY: What Animal Are You?

Your Result: Silver and Red Wolf

howl You're a very strong person. You tend to be naive most of the time, but when in love boy do you know how to get around! You prefer to be quite around adults. Your soul mate is the gold falcon. You're in conflict with the maroon panda.

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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

MUSIC MOVIE:

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)

2. Put it on shuffle.

3. Press play.

4. For every question, type the song that's playing.

5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.

6. DON'T LIE GEE Z.

Opening Credits:

In My Head- Jason Derulo

Birth:

You’re Gonna Go Far Kid- The Offspring

First day at school:

Gangsta Luv- Snoop Dogg ft. The-Dream

Falling in Love:

Cowboy Casanova- Carrie Underworld

Fight Song:

I Write Sins Not Tragedies- Panic! At The Disco

Breaking Up:

I Don’t Need A Man- The Pussycat Dolls (it kinda fits)

Prom:

CrushCrushCrush- Paramore (MY FAV SONG!!! BEST SONG IN THE WORLD!!)

Life:

Savior- Rise Against

Mental Breakdown:

Bad Romance- Lady Gaga

Driving:

Second Chance- Shinedown (kinda fits I guess)

Flashback:

The Good Life- 3 Days Grace (AWESOME SONG AND BAND!!!!)

Wedding:

Dancing With Tears In My Eyes- Ke$ha (OK then…)

Birth Of Child:

Fire Burning- Sean Kingston (Um… Wow)

INTERMISSION

Bullseye- Aly and AJ

Final Battle:

Stranger- Hilary Duff

Death Scene:

Blah Blah Blah- Ke$ha ft. 3OH!3

Funeral:

All Around Me- Flyleaf (Wow. Very… fitting I guess)

End Credits:

Dynamite- Taio Cruz

That's what you get for letting my iPod control this!

Student: Sir, you wouldn't tell me off for somthing i didn't do, would you?

Teacher: Of course not, why would i?

Student: thats good, because i didn't do my homework.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
The word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorious. But not so much tastey!

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.

"Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that."

"When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice into life's eyes and see if it still likes lemons after that.

"It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with."

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?"

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together."

"Education is important, school however, is another matter."

"Don’t mess with me - I've got a stick."

"Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't."

"I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either."

"1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you."

"Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls."

"Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped."

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'"

"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over."

"You know your addicted when Volterra is added to your computer dictionary."

"Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door."

"I'm the kind of girl who falls and apologizes for it."

"I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."

"I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on."

You know you lived in 2009 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

Good friends give you a tisue when you upset, best friends knock the lights out of whoever did it to you.
You go shopping with good friends and they buy everything, you go shopping with best friends and they steal everything and tell you to run!
A good friend will bail you out of jail and tell you that everyone makes mistakes, a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying that that was fun.
A good friend will give you an umbrella when it's raining, a best friend will steal your umbrella and run.
A good friend asks you what's wrong when you're upset, a best friend knows what's wrong and will fix it.
A good friend will go to your funeral, a best friend will be lying in the casket right next to you.
Good friends come and go , but best friends are there to stay.

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Quotes:
1. Live for nothing, or die for something; What's your call?
2. Life is a mystery we have to solve.
3. Life sucks when you find the Truth in your lies.
4. Why fall in love; It makes life like Hell.
5. When in doubt, knee the nearest boy.
6. Unattended kids will be given unlimited coffee and chocolate.
7. Unattended kids will be sold to the Circus. Me - o.0
8. Listen close; someone always has something to say.
9. There's gotta be something we can salvage from this Planet. . .right?
10. If reading gets banned, then let me go to Jail.
11. When in doubt, just listen to Music; it helps.
12. Dance in the Rain; you can get sick and not go to School.
13. My mom thinks I'm goth; she has no Idea.
14. My parents are oblivious to my darkness.
15. Ever stared Death in the face? I have; 3 times.
16. Has Death ever be scared of you? Yeah; 3 times.
17. Am I the only one who enjoys hurricanes? Think so.
18. Ever driven through a flooded road? I did.
19. Ever had someone call you gorgeous? Yeah; my mom. Creepy.
20. Who do I use for target practice? My ex-boyfriend.
21. Ever feel like you're in oblivion? All the time.
22. Sugar makes me hyper. . .so I wrapped myself in bubble wrap.
23. Is bubble wrap safe? No; I jabbed my finger while popping a bubble.
24. People laugh at me for being paranoid; I laugh at them for laughing at me.
25. They laugh cause I'm different; I laugh cause they're all the same.
26. on edge of pool
I'm standing on the edge and I'm not gonna-gets pushed woah! splash fall . . .
27. I don't think you two should be holding those lethal weapons. . .WW3 here we come!

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents their name
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.
REAL FRIENDS: Laugh and say "walk much!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will stay with you and say screw them.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.
-92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.
-If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.
-If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
-If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.
-If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile

-The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

If you hate racism, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.
-90 of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 yelling JUMP!!
-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
-If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie & Fitch told them it was uncool to breath, it you are the 8 that would be laughing their asses off... copy and post this onto your profile

If you'll take the first watch, copy and paste this to you're profile.

if you have ever ran into a door or a glass wall copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile

If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile.

95 percent of people are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the five percent who couldn't care less, copy this to your profile.

If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real copy and paste this in your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquito's giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. (Bad bugs)

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a parked car copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste

If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.

Best friends through thick and thin!If you cry, I cry,If you laugh, I laugh,If you fight, I got your back,If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall,If you jump off a bridge... Oh heck ,wait for me!

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, Vampire Demon Girl, Shayne Rider, Skylar, Shuki, Team Emmett all the way!!

If you're in love with the MR series, copy this into your profile

Good and Best Friends will...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you.
A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall.
A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince.
A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda.
A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain.
A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move.
A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail.
A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry.
A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number.
A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you.
A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel.
A best friend just sits down and cries.

A good Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away.
A Best Friend: Won't let me go away

A good Friend: Will bail me out of jail.
A Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up".

A good Friend: Asks me for my number.
A Best friend: Asks me for her number.

A good Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public.
A Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Girl: I Like him
Friend: You do, really?
Girl: Yeah
Friend: Why?
Girl: Are you serious? Have you seen him SMILE?
Friend: You should tell him, he likes you too
Girl: he does?? How do you know??
HIM: because i know your friend's password

Truly stupid things found on other things.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Aw, but thats the only time I work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The 5 finger special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(Cuz that is just so obvious)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(Yeah, because Defrost is a serving.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Really!? I thought it would be cold.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(Which limits what? Use in outer space?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(What would that be? Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(What happened to the peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Wow. I never would have guessed.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

According to my calculations, SLINKYESCALATOR=EVERLASTING FUN