Hey,

You can call me Sandra or Lola (the two most common nicknames i have...long story)... and yes, i'm a girl. One of my good friends introduced me to writing them, and to this site! Her account name is hey.moon.hello.goodbye -- you should really check her page out, she has some good stuff =D.

OH YEAH! Explaining my user name...I just bought some orange nail polish because that's about the only color I don't have!

What's my flaw, you ask? Because i'm perfect until now. I'm not so fabulous at spelling...=. I mean, if I have Microsoft Word handy, I'm the best speller (thanks to spell-check). But hand me a pen and paper, and you'll curse my penmanship, spelling, and grammer. My writing is messy, and I just simply can't spell well. (No rhyme intended).

I love to write. I'm more into writing novels, but I thought I'd give fanfictions a try. I do like to read, but I like reading my friends' work more than novels. It's more entertaining. It's amazing when you think about where the words come from, like the man behind the curtain, you know? I also play the piano and flute. I like pretty much all music including rock, classic rock, pop, rap, R&B, and me and my homies just making up our own songs...Like a cross between Old McDonald and that song about bingo? And then my cousin and i sing Bingo backwards to our little cousins. Ognib, not Bingo. Who would have thought you could teach a kid to have dislexia? I like fantasy novels the best, and nonfiction the worst, unless it's one of those really cool books with fun facts, or written like a novel. Yes, I read the Twilight Saga, and no, I don't think Rob Pattinson is "hot". What does that even mean these days? And I'm reading the Maximum Ride Series (!ahh!) and i'm completely OBSESSED with the books. But especially Fang. Yup, I'm a FANGIRL. That's punny! Fang-girl...fan of fang...fangirl...UGH NVM!

Puns? I'm all about puns. I like puns...They're punny. Like seriously, you crack a pun and i'll laugh for like, 3 minutes straight. It's rediculous, people think i'm crazy. I'm normal, they're all crazy!

My favorite colors are black, pink, purple, and gold...but not together. That would be a weird combination, huh?

I think that's about it. Sorry if i'm boring you, or if my fanfictions are boring. I'm just starting, so lots of "constructive criticism" is much appreciated.

UPDATES:

6/don't know/10~~~Here's the links to Max & Ella's dresses from chapter 13.

Max: http:///catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=499076&CategoryID=18109&LinkType

Ella: http:///wp-content/uploads/2008/12/beautytwistpic-2.jpg

3/30/10~~~Wow. Three plus months. Aren't I wonderful? Anyways, I've been writing my new story. Hopefully another chapter will be on tonight. Hm..

1/2/10~~~Nothing to say. been writing more drabbles. maybe i'll write one now

12/5/09 ~~~Havn't updated in over a month...sorry! ~~~Found new tea called "Passion". It's bright red, and tastes like fruit punch, minus the 150 calories and 40000 grams of sugar! ~~~Writing some mor MR drabbles!

11/2/09 ~~~Drinking tea...Yum yum yum. Blueberry/cranberry. Tastes like a blueberry muffin without the muffin...In liquid form...

10/9/09 ~~~Don't you just love chocolate? I sure do, which is why I just indulged in a deliciouisly sensational piece. Yum yum yum. I'm about to watch Survivor and then hopefully some of The Office-THE BEST SHOW EVER. P.S. Pam and Jim are getting married tonight!! What now!

10/6/09 ~~~I just made some blueberry muffins. Not homemade though. = "Just add 1/2 a cup of water...". I like baking, but i don't have the stuff to make muffins right now so...sorry!

10/5/09 ~~~Okay. Taylor Swift has been stuck in my head since October 2nd. I've been singing "She wears high heels I wears sneakers! She's cheer captain and i'm on the bleachers. I've been waiting for that day, when you wake up and find that what you're, lookin for has been hear the whole time!" During my art classes, i've been getting everyone to sing that song. Even the punks. =D Then today I absolutely needed a new song...so I started singing "Best I ever had" and everyone was like "ahh that's nastyyy!" So i quit, and gave into Taylor Swift. Come on! I don't even like her!

MAXIMUM RIDE:

If you think Fang is Fangalicious, copy and paste this into your profile! -Ever since I read a fanfiction about how Fang is "Fangalicious", I can't stop thinking about how he is Fangalicious!! And I can never listen to Fergalicious with out yelling out "He's Fangalicious!!"

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, copy and paste this in your profile. -I read/write/think about Fax whenever I'm bored or stressed!

If you wish you were Max Ride just so you could make out with Fang, copy and paste this into your profile. -Self explanitory. I mean come on, he's FANGALICIOUS!!

If your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your profile. -Oh boy, oh boy. My friends always roll their eyes at eachother whenever I ramble about Maximum Ride...but I can't help it!!

If you have/wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile. -That'd be awesome.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile! -Lordy, lord. That was freaking HILARIOUS! I was practically dying from that. I was histerical. Good times, good times. shakes head

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile. -Sometimes I re-read some of the jokes (in whatever book i'm reading) just to make myself laugh harder.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile. -The other day, I was reading some random book, and the word "school" was in there, and I started hyperventalating! I was like "OMG, SCHOOL!" and pointed it out to my friend...she got "mad" at me for relating it to M.R. I just always think about those books...I'll be reading them on my death bed! =D

COPY PASTE-Y THINGS!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. Every science and social studies class!

If you've ever run down an "up" escalator, paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever run up a "down" escalator, paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. At my school dance some kid kept saying "F$#* you!" (i forget why, but he liked me =D) So i slapped him across the face and he stopped. LOL.

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday

If you are crazy, copy this into your profile.

If you think peoplewho only like Paramore because of Twilight are losers, than copy this into your profile. Sorry people, but come on!

You know you're a writer...

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.