So what this will be is a series of "What if" ones shots. I'm not sure how long this will be, I guess it depends on the responses I get for this. It will be updated once a week (or more than once a week depending on if I have time or not).

THIS CHAPTER is WHAT IF...

Max had a Fanfiction?

Hi...

Well, this is my profile so I'm suppose to write stuff. I normally don't do this. My best friend, he's does this kind of stuff all the time so he would know. But he CAN'T know I have this fanfiction! He has his stupid blog. I have my fanfiction. So, here we go...

My name: Can't tell you or I might die.

Where I live: Look up

Age: Too young for you internet creeps

Interests:

Flying

My family

Kicking butt

Being Safe

Getting the Voice out of my head

Saving the World (all right, it's not an interest but I have to do it)

I guess I'll see you around...

Bye...

iluvblackwings

Ugh, first of all I hated my stupid name. "Iluvblackwings?" That was all Nudge's fault when I asked her to set me up an account. Now, posting a story, this shoudl be interesting. I mean, it couldn't be that hard right? And I figured what was the harm in giving it a try? Fang's blog was his thing. This was going to be mine.

I went to Guidlines...you know the whole deal. New Story...Maximum Ride...ya da ya da....

Plot line...hmm? Ooh, here we go, this would fit my first chapter perfectly.

READ THIS! FOR REAL! THIS IS THE TRUE MR STORY!

Then I selected the document, past, and then BAM- I had myself a story titled, "The First Real Maximum Story".

I opened it up and began reading through it, I made it short for introductions sacks.

My name is Max, for real, Maximum Ride, but just think of me as Max. See- we're already friends.

I've got wings, you know. I'm like an angel except my wings are tawny colored and I sometimes do turn to anger and violence when tempted. (By tempted, I mean Iggy and Gazzy set off another bomb or someone tried to kill me again).

There's about six of us...

Me, the wonderfully brilliant mastermind leader who is destined to save our measly little planet from global warming and other shenanigans which you would never understand. I'm fourteen.

Fang, the somewhat goodlooking, right-hand man to me. He's the silent, don't you screw with me type. Oh, and he has a blog which you should totally check out. (You're welcome Fang!)

Iggy, blind and troublemaking even those he's fourteen like Fang and I (how's that for correct grammar?). He's the cook and totally has the hots for my half-sister Ella although he'll never admit it.

Nudge, the very talkative, eleven year old who sometimes, secretly, like to perform make-overs on me, which I hate. Especially when Fang catches me.

Gazzy, I'd explain his name but I don't feel like it at the moment. It's sort of self-explanitory. He's eight and the bomb, pyro kid that you just might not want to make mad or start a prank war with.

Angel, the sweet little girl who is only six years old...oh, and a mind reader. (I pointed that out for a reason).

"BUT MAX," she whined. "He so totally loves you, it's embarassing really to have to here his thoughts. I mean, you'd think because Fang never talks, he'd never think but that's all he does! And all he thinks about is you. Seriously, you need to make him stop!" Angel was getting frustrated with her abilities again. Especially since she was trying to use them to hook Fang and I up but for all I knew, she was lying to me. She was a master plotter sometimes. (She once convinced the entire flock that she had betrayed us).

"Angel," I was trying to walk away and avoid her. "I don't like him." Sure, we'd kissed like once, but that's not my point...the point is...well, Fang didn't like me that way. Otherwise he wouldn't be admiring Dr. Red-Head Wonder at the moment while we all stayed together in a safe house.

"No- that's not what happened..."

Just then, there was a Bing! I had already gotten an email. I opened it up...it read.

Midge 1012

ooo

interesting

gr8 chapter

totally in character

X

Of course it was in character! This was a memoir here people (of course, I couldn't admit that) Another bing and I opened it.

Studentofwords

Update soon!

Several more bings. What? This could not be happening. It was my first fanfiction. No way people would like it that much.

FacelessxAuthor

Ooo, Fang so likes Max. It's obvious but it's typical that she pretends that she doesn't!

You should update soon!

PLEASE?!

-FacelessxAuthor- and Lisa

What?! No, the point of the chapter was to show that Fang didn't like me. He definetely doesn't like me. I opened up the next e-mail.

borntoflyonmyown

You're totally wrong...about the whole Fang thing.

First of all, he's hot.

Second, he totally loves Max.

You haven't got a clue and you claim that this really happened in the flock? Honestly, I've read better in the M rating section. Sure, Max and Fang haven't done any of that stuff but that's closer to what's going on between them than what you just wrote.

Seriously, re-read the books. Re-read the blog.

FANG LOVES HER...see what I'm trying to say now.

Wow, that kind of hurt and this jerk was totally wrong. I mean- sure- Fang and I had kissed a lot, we held hands a few times, and once I didn't run away. Another time, I kissed him in front of the flock. But all since we were in the safety house with Ms. short-skirt Brigid, he could careless about me. I HAD to respond.

What are you talking about? Fang totally has commitment issues. He's always hanging out with that red-headed bimbo who's like twenty and he's fourteen. You're wrong.

A few minutes later he or she responded back.

No, I know for a F-A-C-T that Fang loves Max. Brigid is just a friend who knows a lot on global warming, which he's trying to stop. Whoever you are, stop thinking that Fang doesn't care about Max because he does. You're dead wrong. Stop being stubborn and see that Fang likes you, I bet he's on his laptop right now thinking and writing of the woman he loves. Probably wondering if she really loves him.

I peered over my shoulder to see the rest of the flock. They all seemed pretty busy. Fang was too obsorbed in his laptop and was typing away. Yeah, like he could care.

Nope, I bet he's on his laptop just trying to ignore Max until Brigid comes along. And of course, she really loves him! I know, I see him right now.

... crap! I can't take that back! No, no, no!

You're Max?

At the same time, Fang was walking over. He stared down at my computer. I gulped. He was going to yell at me for giving up my name to a complete stranger. He saw the chain of emails. Oh no- I was in huge trouble when, I was turned around in my chair. I was eye to eye with him now as he leaned down. I felt myself getting more nervous. Why won't he just yell at me and get it over with...wait one second here...why was he smiling?

"Max?" He asked.

I raised an eyebrow, "Yeah?"

He leaned in and whispered in my ear, "I told you I was on my lap top thinking and writing of the woman I love."

WHAT?! He's borntoflyonmyown...oh, I just got his name now. I bit my lip and shrugged. "And I told you that I really love you." I winced, that sounded cheesy. But this is me, we're talking about. Anything romantic coming out of my mouth was bound to be idiotic. Fang smirked though as if he liked it and then, he was leaning down closer so as to press his lips against mine.

Hmmm...maybe I'll post another chapter to see the response I get.

End to WHAT IF:

Max had a Fanfiction