A collection of humorous stories featuring a variety of dark witches and wizards. First up, a drunken party at Malfoy Manor leads to a war over pop tarts, a bathroom flooded with champagne, and confessions about a wedding in a food court.

Sequel to Fixing Past Mistakes. Now that the past mistakes had been fixed what of the future? Will Harry be able to secure a growing legacy as he ages? Will Dumbledore find out who they are and make life uncomfortable or will he only realize who they were when they are gone never to be seen again...what about Voldemort? Has he already returned working in the shadows or not?

It's been four years since the Hogwarts Reunion of students from the War Years. Find out what's happened to Eva, Scorp, Roxy, Fred, James, Mel, Markos, Nikki and let's not forget Hermione and Draco. Full summary inside.

When Hermione Granger is caught by Snape she must fake her death and assume a new identity and appearance as the illegitimate daughter of Severus Snape. Going by the name Mina Graziana-Snape, Hermione must navigate this new world where she's rubbing shoulders with Death Eaters, forced to participate in revels, marked as a Death Eater herself and balancing light and dark.

That fateful Halloween night, Sirius makes a mistake that sends him running to adopt his niece through blood magic. Little Hermione becomes his salvation and his reason for living. Follow their story through Hermione's years at Hogwarts and through the second blood war. Slow-burn Harmony. Completely AU.

Hermione never expected she'd fall pregnant with a lovechild fathered by a mystery man to get back at Ron for cheating. Her drunken revenge leads to the birth of her son. 5 years later she is confronted by Draco Malfoy with a photo she thinks is of her son. Things get complicated when he tells her it's not.

Hermione Granger agrees to go undercover to Voldemort Inc. as one of their unskilled grunts to get to the Wiltshire Space Station and look for proof of the company's malfeasance. When she manipulates her way into teaching the Station Executive's son, Draco Malfoy, how to survive planetside, she learns more than she bargained for. Non-Magical SFF AU. ABANDONED.

The war has ended, and not in favor of the light. Hermione Granger has been captured and is to be sold at Auction to the highest bidder to inject power into the Pure Blood lineage and create a line of children who will be forced into servitude for The Dark Lord. She is alone and her friends are dead, can she adapt to the situation and make the most out of it? AU

In 1979 Bellatrix gave birth to a baby girl on the floor of her Azkaban cell. She was told the baby died. 17yrs later, Hermione is abducted during a skirmish in the Dept. of Mysteries. She is taken to Malfoy Manor to be questioned and killed, but Bella, spotting a unique birth mark she will never forget, sobs to the Dark Lord: "Please, Master, you cannot kill your own daughter!"

Hermione has a secret. She's known it for a while and it's changing her. People have noticed she's not the same person... not since he died... Story is originally posted on Wattpad, my username is Umbra Ignis98

"It's not stress Miss Granger- you're in labor."

COMPLETE: An ancient power has required generations of purebloods to pledge their lives to the blood pact. Draco has long known he was born to uphold this tradition... but Hermione's parents have secrets, hidden details about her heritage, and soon it will be her turn to cast in with fate. [Dramione AU] Fantastic cover art by Witches-Britches.

When a mysterious spell sends Hermione Granger a one-way ticket back in time, she begins to question if the past really is a nice place to visit only, and not a wonderful world to live in. Suddenly, she's spiraling into a whole new web of an unfamiliar life, and she starts to wonder if being a Pureblood is all as cracked up as it seemed to be. Marauders AU.

Unrelated stories for the Golden Snitch among others. I do not own Harry Potter

It's 2009, and it's been years since Hermione's seen anyone in her family aside from her parents, she doesn't think she's seen them since the summer after third year. Now, at 29, Hermione has run out of excuses to feed her parents on why she can't come to a Granger Family Reunion. How unfortunate.

Young Hermione Black decides it is her mission to put an end to Tom Riddle. - Dark Hermione

An act of kismet whilst herb gathering sees Hermione interacting with an unknown werewolf. When he bites her while she is in her animagus form, he sets into motion a twisted destiny that binds them together as mates. With Remus and Sirius there to help her through, Hermione's biggest worry is finding out the identity of the werewolf who marked her.

The Ministry is offering rewards for having children. They've got a list of unconventional pairings and their willing to give certain people the thing they want most. When Ron overreacts to the idea of Hermione being paired with Mafloy and does something stupid, Hermione's life is set on a new path. One that involves having a baby with Draco Malfoy.

This is a collection of stories based off of prompts from the Quidditch League Forum!

Draco Malfoy has a twin. Scorpius Malfoy. Separated at birth, brought up by an uncle, and now back home in Malfoy Manor. Dredging up memories he'd rather ignore, Draco struggles with the past and sudden events in the present, his family more mysterious and deadly than he ever imagined, with some help from an old schoolmate. But will Hermione choose the brother without a dark past?

They were contradictions woven together by Fate and Time.

At Harry and Ginny's wedding, Hermione is very aware of her single status. But luckily for her, a certain platinum blond Slytherin is there to keep her company and show her that being single at a wedding isn't the end of the world. Saucy Dramione One-Shot.

Why did Salazar create the Chamber of Secrets? Written for The Houses Competition: Y2R10

Hermione's first thought was that something smelled amazing. It was a beguiling, almost divine scent, and it made her forget where she was. It invaded her nostrils and wrapped around her mind like a rogue wave would submerge a stumbling rock in the middle of the ocean. [series of Romione oneshots, featuring Amortentia, Crookshanks's pov, Rose, Hugo, Christmas, AU's, etc]

When Hermione Granger discovers she's really the daughter of The Dark Lord and that The Order of the Phoenix were behind her kidnapping as a baby and her parent's murders, she sets out to gain revenge against everyone who had wronged her. Dark Hermione!

Following the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione Granger has devoted her career to the rights of magical beings and works reluctantly with the sardonic ministry lobbyist, Draco Malfoy. But there is ancient magic at work in the aftermath of the War and its consequence will be severe if Hermione fails to look up from her legislation and notice it. COMPLETE.

Hagrid sent letters to James and Lily's old friends, getting pictures for Harry. How did these friends react? What did those pictures mean to them? A collection of short pieces.

5 poems styled after 21 by Patrick Roche. Barty (Jr), Rodolphus, Sirius, Dudley, and Draco. For Rish. .

Doctors Longbottom and Granger have been contracted to investigate the strange spell that has Draco Malfoy in a perpetual state of dreaming. Delving into dreams is a dangerous matter, one matter only Hermione Granger can handle. DH-EWE, AU, non-canon elements, Dark!fic, HG/DM, HG/NL, non-con, PLEASE read warnings in Chapter 1!

There is something to be said to those who view the Hogwarts Founders as perfection among mortals. That is: you really wouldn't have said that if you were there.

Every autumn, the Durmstrang students would unofficially declare war on the Muggle population as a way to show their ability to fight and defend their own.

"I'm getting worried," Arthur's letter read. "I think I should talk to Ron and Hermione." The arrival of Rose Weasley didn't go exactly the way her parents expected.

Wartime AU. Remus is suffering from PTSD as well as physical injuries, and Hermione is the only one who can bring him out of his memories. (Warning for character death, portrayal of ptsd, and self-harm (scratching))

Collection of drabbles, one-shots, missing moments... Recently: 36. if anyone could succeed, it was him (CharlieTonks) 37. several scented candles had been lighted in the Ravenclaw common room (Padma Parvati) 38. The Marauders celebrate Diwali 39. Oliver meets a unicorn; it's tall, majestic, and… better than Quidditch. Wait, what?

Hermione wakes up in a locked room with no recollection of how she's gotten in here. But that isn't the most curious thing about the situation. Draco Malfoy seems to be in the next room, also locked in, also with no memory of the last 24 hours. They need to find a way out of their prisons quickly since their abductor plays his own game. ON HIATUS.

Charlie had everything planned out. Of course even the best laid of plans can go wrong.

Immediately, Salazar turned on his heel and apparated away without any remorse for leaving the idiot Gryffindor behind, or any care for what he had obviously been about to say.

When the train carriage Lucius is in crashes, will he make it out - and who is the younger man who seems so keen to help? Warning for Character Death.

Lily is a superhero, and devotes her time between hiding the truth from her husband; James, and trying to catch the troublesome supervillain; Prongs.

During the Battle of Hogwarts, when Oliver leads a group to the Quidditch pitch, he finds Marcus there, claiming to be ready to fight for the school. When the fight breaks out, will Oliver be able to trust his longtime rival?

Oliver finds Percy stressed and overworked in the Library and decides to take it upon himself to get the redhead some fresh air.

Bella doubled checked that her knives were secured, both arm and ankles sheathes, and slotted her Glock 17 into her shoulder holster. She pouted her scarlet lips at the mirror, admiring her eyeliner – on point, as the muggles would say. Her most lethal weapon – herself – was ready. *dark themes*

All Teddy Lupin ever wanted was to be like his beloved godfather. Then he got sorted into Hufflepuff, fell in love with Potions, and started disobeying his grandmother. Prejudice, like heritage, is complicated. Hogwarts is still healing - and so is Harry. Covers Teddy's first year.

AU story in which there's a hiccup in the narrative third year. Harry is bit by Lupin trying to protect Hermione. Shortly after that Hermione learns she's a Veela. And their worlds shift as their new identities grow. Grey Dumbledore, AU, Veelaness and lycanthropy, UPDATE- Chapter deleted for rewrite

Subconsciously concealing injuries after a fight prompts the discovery of metamorphmagus abilities in young Harry Potter. However, that ability had been covering up a very big secret for more than eleven years. keywords Severitus / Sevitus. COMPLETE!

Following a nasty falling out with her friends years earlier, Hermione Granger isn't at all keen on attending her school reunion. However, with her husband and new friends at her side she faces her past head on when she attends the reunion. Five part reunion story.

"It was either assimilate or be slaughtered." A 21st century witch-hunt forces Hermione and Draco to take on false identities and hide within the Muggle world. ONE-SHOT. Married Dramione. Lemons. Dark themes.

For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.

Collection of oneshots/bunny attacks filled with Harmony. Obviously various disclaimers will be within individual stories but generically speaking, AU, HHr.

Hermione Granger is edging thirty, accident prone and haplessly single. One night, she decides it would be humourous (and hilariously masochistic) to timeline her failed relationships in a memoir. From losing her v-card in a broom closet, to hooking up in a public loo, to ruining her best friend's wedding - she's done it all. (UNDERGOING REVISION 05/08/2015)

Late at night, bestial love brews at Hogwarts.

AU: The War is over and the Dark Lord has won. Hermione Granger, not willing to lose Draco sat back and did nothing while the others fell. She has what she wants but what will it cost her in the long run?

This story came from the thought that the Weasley introduction was a setup. This is NOT a time-travel story. The premise is that the Dursleys got him there very early and Hermione, being the perfectionist that she is, also arrived very early. Thus they meet and the glory of H/Hr begins. AU For now not a T rating, will probably change in later chapters.

Harry Potter is dead and Voldemort has won the war. With him taking over the world, can Draco and Hermione keep up with all the madness? What with the baby and all... *Warning ahead. AU/Dark/Post war*

A Marriage Law fic. Voldemort (not evil in this story) is married to Hermione Granger. Partly out of respect, partly out of protection. But with a meddlesome Lucius Malfoy, some other emotions rear their heads; and no one is more surprised than the two that are married.

"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.

Draco Malfoy has just been released from prison, needing to report to Hermione Granger for approval on all his work. But things are not as they appear. Fed up with all the secrets, he devises a way to divine the truth from a certain Gryffindor.