Tapix
 Author has written 18 stories for Tokyo Mew Mew, Invader Zim, Warriors, Yu-Gi-Oh, Homestuck, Legend of Zelda, Avengers, How to Train Your Dragon, Rise of the Guardians, Evangelion, Misc. Books, Night at the Museum, Doctor Who, Artemis Fowl, Assassin's Creed, and Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ. NOTE: W0W why are u here this is old as fuck and im probably never gonna use this account for posting stories again cuz haha who has time to write... gonna preserve this gem of a profile tho Name: Tapix/Pai's girlfriend ;) Age: 14 (My birthday came and went LOL) Birthdate: September 6, 1996 Zodiac: Virgo, Rat (in the case of the Chinese zodiac) Residing place: Florida, The United States, Earth, Solar System, The Milky Way Galaxy, The Universe, The Ginormous Black Hole that the Universe Exists In, blah blah BLAH blah blah BLAH... (voice fades into distance) Likes: Mangas: Tokyo Mew Mew, No Need For Tenchi!, The All-new Tenchi Muyo!, Fruits Basket, Princess Ai, Princess Ai and the Prism of Midnight Dawn (I think that's what its called), Peach Fuzz Books: Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson, In the Forests of the Night (written by a 13-year-old in 1990-something) Other: Fanfiction.net, Warriorcats forums (a web site), horses, a bunch of other random crap-ish stuff I'm obsessed with... And my fellow YGOTAS freak, YamiKurinetto! Love you! You're one of my little freaks! w (All of my YGOTAS friends are my little freaks. Freaks because we're all crazily obsessed, and little because I am taller than all of them :D And KC is supposed to be Seto :O WHY IS BAKURA TALLER THAN SETO?!) Dislikes: 4KIDS!! UGH I HATE THEM!! UR FACE!! LOL JK Annoying people Bad English dubs of Japanese anime -- which brings us back to 4KIDS!! LOL(I got that off of Fireflies Glow's profile I think :P) ~Meow Meow (no, that is NOT my real name. how stupid can u get??) (NOTE: WHEN YOU SEE A "", IT IS TAKING PLACE OF AN ASTERISK, CAUSE FANFICTION DOESN'T ALLOW ASTERISKS...) About myself!! I have dirty blonde hair that is always really messy. My eyes are gray/blue. Some people say that my eyes look like those of a porcelain doll. I don't know if they're being nice or if my eyes really look that pretty! I am Jewish, but we don't follow the faith very well. I love to write, writing's my favorite thing in the world to do -- besides draw, read, daydream, ... There she goes again. Never ask her what she does during her spare time, she'll take days telling you all of the stuff she does.... that's about it. Oh and I play the viola, guitar (mostly Classical, but some Acoustic and Electric), and harp! I am, to put it bluntly, random -- A SQUIRREL!! NYAAAAAA...! ;) An example of how random I am: Hey, just look at the name! I mean, I got it from a math equation! I just took all of the letter variables and arranged them in a certain way, and BAM! instant screen name. :3 Nya! Oh, and a word about randomness. Randomness isn't just a scent, it's more. Randomness is red, which happens to be the best number in the alphabet. Randomness likes cheese, and lives under a brand new Honda Civic. Randomness is best friends with nothing, and is very sad when nothing betrays it. It's also friends with anything, and will hug anything every day. Randomness is always nice and funny, but in reality, it is plotting to take over the world. That's what randomness is. Some people I need to give credit to!! Essence of Gold: Girl, you are awesome. Can I call you Izzy? I LOVE your stories and your profile. They are so funny!! Fireflies Glow: Your story "Pour the Champagne" has the current top spot on my fave stories list!! It's awesome!! Wolfy1234: OMGOMGOMG I love your "TMM Truth or Dare"!! SO hilarious!! I burst out laughing randomly thinking of your story!! Dawnstep: Not only do you make an amazingly suspenseful story (Tokyo Mew Mew: The Changed), but you are a Warriors fan as well! I mean, just look at your name!! Gabbi-Mikorwa: I love your story "Something wicked this way Mews"!! And the hilarious disclaimers!! LOLOLOLOL :3 Work in progress Warriors fics - The Reason: Chapter 1 finished, working on chapter 2 - The Two Sides of Scourge: a one-shot, halfway done - Leopardmask: Not sure if I'll try to finish this one... Tokyo Mew Mew fics Love, Lies, and Those that were Forgotten: Up to chapter 4 finished. HIATUS. Invader Zim The Smallest Things: Chapter 1 done, chapter 2 started Yu-Gi-Oh The Fruit of Hell: Chapters 1-2 done, working on chapter 3 (last chapter) The outing: Chapter 1 done, working on ch. 2 Crossover fics - Mew Hollyleaf (Warriors and TMM): Up to chapter 3 finished. Chapter 4 in due time. - Close encounters of the Sixx Kind (Artemis Fowl and Invader Zim): Chapter 1 finished, working on chapter 2 Completed works - Tokyo Mew Mew: No regrets - Tokyo Mew Mew: Amethyst and Emerald OMG!! GUESS WHAT I FOUND OUT!! (WTF, COUSINS?!) So I was browsing threads on abd I found this one that gave all the names of the Tokyo Mew Mew characters vs. the Mew Mew Power characters. Guess what I found out?! ...Yes, yes, I KNOW Dren (Kish) is Nerd spelled backwards... that's not it!! Nor is it the fact that Tarb (Tart) is Brat spelled backwards... Give up? Well, apparently, the person who posted the name list had a friend who had met Mia Ikumi, and Ikumi-Senpai said that the three aliens are actually cousins!! YES. COUSINS. Their last name is the same: Ikisatashi. So, the alien's full names are: Kisshu Ikisatashi Taruto Ikisatashi Pai Ikisatashi (ohh, I just love the way how his name rings...) ISN'T THAT COOL?! List of my Top Ten favorite characters from Tokyo Mew Mew! 1. Pai 2. Kishhu 3. Lettuce 4. Deep Blue (I'm sorry, he's just awesome) 5. Blue Knight (Dun dun-dun-dun DUN!!) 6. Zakuro 7. Ryou ("Get outside and work like a dog, Ichigo!!" LOL) 8. Pudding (Na no DA!) 9. Taruto 10. Ichigo I may change this later, but now on to... THISISALINEBREAK My List of Sayings!! (I collect them like Pokemon cards now...) Procrastinators unite...! ...Tomorrow. Bad spellers... UNTIE! When Life gives you lemons, squirt Life in the eye. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how the heck you did it. When life gives you lemons, stare at them until you figure out what they are. When life gives you lemons, poke them with a stick for fun :D (A tribute to Wolfy/Cat) I have multiple personalities and none of them like you! Life, get one. Life tastes better with whip cream and strawberries! WHAT THE PORK!! WHAT THE BEEF!! I'm weird. Deal with it. I'm also obsessive and protective. So? It's me, and I plan to rule the world. When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and yell, "Taste the freaking rainbow!" When life gives you lemons, you yell, "What kinda demented apple is this!?" Every triumph comes with a sacrifice, but not every sacrifice comes with a triumph. I stand for what I think is right. If there is no one on my side to agree with me, I will stand alone. Take a look at the profile quote and everything will be made clear to you... Yeah, apples keep the doctor away. Just throw it at him and run! :) Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. Do not follow where the path may lead... go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. My feelings of today rub off on what I say. Don't say bad words, only the worst ones. Losing isn't fun if you don't know any cuss words. What's the fun of being cool if you can't wear a sombrero? When life gives you lemons, throw 'em back and add some lemons of your own. You are not sending my pandas into space! When life gets Hard, kick Hard in the butt. Some people are like slinkies... Completely useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs... It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces. I didn't hit you!I just high-fived your face! I AM HERE TO DESTROY YOU ALL!! MUAHAHAHA!! Life could be worse. Enough with the fortune cookie stuff. 1,2,3, more than three... Why do weird things happen around midnight? Geeky stuff. And chocolate. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like bananas. About time I got out of that cookie! (A real fortune that my brother found in a fortune cookie XD) You cry, i cry Pie is the answer to everything You cry, I cry We is friends :3 If a square's a special kind of rectangle, then how can a rectangle not be a special kind of square?... An apple a day still leaves you 2-4 servings short of your daily fruit recommendations. Fun-sized candy most certainly is NOT fun, but rather boring! I mean, the candy is so small, you barely get the taste of it! Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery. Haikus are easy, Forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. ~Essence of Gold If you find yourself in a hole, make mud pies from the dirt. ~Essence of Gold I love Deadlines! I like the whoosh noise they make as they go by. ~Essence of Gold Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door. ~Essence of Gold Sometimes I wonder... 'Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?' And then - it hits me. ~Essence of Gold Keep smiling... it makes people wonder what you're up to. ~Essence of Gold If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand. ~Essence of Gold Violence is never the answer, but it happens anyway. Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. They say "Guns don't kill people, people with guns kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. I wonder who the first person was who looked at a cow and said: "I'll just pull those dangly things and see what comes out, and then drink it." Come to the dark side. We have cookies. The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. ~Dawnstep All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. ~Dawnstep When angry, count to ten. When very angry, swear. ~Dawnstep Education is important; school, however, is another matter. ~Dawnstep I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive. ~Dawnstep When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! ~Dawnstep Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers. (Darn straight!) ~Dawnstep 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends; if it's not them, it's you. ~Dawnstep (Hm. Well, all of my friends are insane... so... does that make me the normal one? I think not.) Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water! (LOL) ~"" When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that! (xDDD)~"" Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. ~"" If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind. (... so THAT's why I'm crazy.. ohhh) ~"" Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. ~"" Boys are like slinkies: useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. ~"" You call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing. ~"" The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. ~"" What happens if you get scared half to death twice? ~"" When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back. ~"" An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. ~"" As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... ~"" If God had intended for Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire. ~"" When life hands you lemons... ask for a refund. ~"" Bad pickup line #138: "So... you're a girl, huh?" ~"" Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that, my children, is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most countries. ~Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory When all else fails, BLAME THE CAT!! I have animal magnetism -- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my clothes. The trouble with real life is that there's no background music. I don't remember being absent-minded. I have not lost my mind; it's backed up on a disk somewhere. If mathematically you end up with the wrong answer, try multiplying by the page number! A rose by any other name would likely be "deadly thornbearing assault vegetation." If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. It is generally agreed that "hello" is an appropriate greeting, because if you entered a room and said "goodbye" it would confuse a lot of people. What if this were not a hypothetical question? or What if this were not a rhetorical question? For fast acting relief, try slowing down. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost. OK, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to be eccentric. Never say, "Oops!"; always say, "Ah, interesting!" Never test the depth of the water with both feet. I tend to think in simple, clear terms that are wrong. Yo-yo: an object occasionally up but normally down. (See also: Computer.) Beware the letter "G." It is the end of everything. But the context destroys my argument! I do visit reality, although it's on a tourist visa. Flying is not inherently dangerous; crashing is. Forecast for tonight: darkness. If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done? My mind kept wandering, so I packed it a picnic lunch. A sphere really is a pointless shape. I used to have a handle on life; then it broke. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. Normality will be restored as soon as we're sure what it is. A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. I used to be indecisive... but now I'm not so sure... If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people. Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality. One thing you learn by watching the clock: It passes the time by keeping its hands busy. YES, I am random, thanks for asking. Edward Cullen: He doesn't bite people, he hangs out in the woods like he lives there, he flies, and he sparkles. He's clearly a fairy! The world is round like a triangle draws a square When life gives you lemons, wing em right back and demand pie!! When life gives you pie, EAT IT!! (LOL) When life gives you lemons throw it back and yell "I WANT A COOKIE!" ~Wolfy1234 When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but it takes only 4 muscles to punch them. Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run, he hates that. Suicide is our way of saying to God, "You can't fire me! I quit!" When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. Girls want a lot of things from one guy, yet guys only want one thing from many girls. No wonder so many relationships go up in flames. Most people are alive because it's illegal to shoot them. People like you are the reason there are middle fingers. A critic is a legless man who teaches running. Officer, I swear to Drunk I am not God! "Normal is only a setting on a washing machine." ~Unknown "Don't mind me, I'm just a psychopath with a mental problem."~Shadowheart&Bluefeather BEWARE OF VIOLISTS: We are secretly planning to take over the world. Life is not a struggle; it's a wiggle. A little voyeurism is good for the character. I don't want no curly fries in my blood! (Inside joke) It costs fifty cents a strip... ;D (ANOTHER inside joke...) Epicosity on a STIIIICK! ~Me Hugs are not optional. ~Me. Again. I will kill you so hard, you'll DIE of DEATH. I'm sorry, you can't be like me. They ran out of awesome. Well, SOMEBODY had a bowl of FAIL FLAKES for breakfast! See ya in the asylum. Just tell me I'm awesome and move along. I am silently judging you. I am REALLY looking forward to regretting this later... Proud to be EVERYTHING YOU HATE. :D Like I need your approval. Actually, it's okay if you drop dead at this moment; I seriously wouldn't mind. Believe me, I know how you feel. I just don't care. There are two sides to everything: My side and the wrong one. Annoy a republican. Think for yourself. THINK. It's not illegal yet. I'm too tired to be normal. If idiots could fly, this would be a FREAKING AIRPORT. This "normal" you speak of doesn't sound fun at all. Yes, I'm eating invisible ice cream. NO, you may NOT have some. I think my brain has a mind of its own. I know it all; I just can't remember it all at once. My brain is a playlist set on shuffle. Where I come from, an F stands for FANTASTIC! I'm right and you're wrong. (Quite simple, isn't it?) YOU ROCK! (But I'm still better) Don't judge me based on your ignorance. I'll start acting NICER if you start acting SMARTER. OH YEAH RIGHT. Would you like some fries with that? OH BOY! It's time for a random outburst! And may I add: MWA-HA-HA. Poison? Oh, no, silly. It's just pirate juice~ I think, therefore I PWN. LOOK! A distraction!!!! I see you're playing stupid again. (Looks like you're winning too.) Constipated people usually don't give a shit. Of COURSE I have a photographic memory! I just ran out of film. I'm vegetarian! (Between meals) My life is one of those "You had to be there" jokes. Oh well... I have never really been a fan of reality anyways. WOAH DUDE. Your stupidity astounds me. I only like NY as a friend. CHEERS to another awkward moment. When I want your opinion, I will beat it out of you. KTHNX. Straightjackets are COOL. They let me hug myself~ Dude, we evolves from apes. There's no need to act like one. I NEVER hit people with glasses. I usually hit them with a baseball bat instead. I can't agree with you... if I did, we would BOTH be wrong. The last thing I want is to hurt you... but it's still on the list. Knowing my luck, it won't work. That's absurd! ...I'm loving it. Why thank you, Captain Obvious! ...you're welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm. Keep talking... I'm diagnosing you. The word "bed" actually looks like one! Alright... time to start slapping people. Nah, it's not your fault. But I'm blaming you anyway. I don't hate you! I just won't be sad when you die. Those who know me think it should be illegal for me to breathe. I can't dial 911... there's no 11 on my phone. I would put something clever here, but you wouldn't get it. I would offer moral support, but my morals are a bit questionable. If we say "HEADS UP", then why do we duck? Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you're abusing the privilege. BEWARE: Fingers operate faster than brain. Don't try to out-weird me. You will lose. You think I'm... SARCASTIC? gasp Watch me pretend to care. : Please ignore the many idiotic things that come out of my mouth. AWESOMESAUCE: It tastes like me. Cancel my subscription... I'm tired of your issues. I NEVER finish anythi So you say I'm redundant, you're saying. 333: only half evil. I would be a morning person if it did not start so early. ALWAYS be yourself... unless you suck. And again I go UNNOTICED. Plotting revenge is FUN! I probably hate you. OH WAIT did I say that out loud? MY LIFE. Based on a true story. Late? It's barely 3 AM! I am what I eat... fudge, I need to eat a skinny person. You are what you eat... so I'm fast, cheap, and full of calories. I'm not a stalker! I'm just renting the space outside your window. You're my BEST FRIEND. Poor you. IGNORAMUS: It's like calling you stupid, but with style. I look like I'm listening to your every word... but I am actually plotting your extremely painful death. There are two types of pedestrians: the quick and the DEAD. To whom it may concern: FUCK YOU. I'm smiling. Be very afraid. I use big words to confuse the idiots. I know KARATE... and like two other Japanese words. I can't hear you! It's too dark in here. Don't look at me with that tone of voice! When you are dead, you lose a very important part of your life. So please don't die. SMOKING KILLS. So do I. INSANE doesn't even begin to cover it. The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. Don;t make me use UPPERCASE. I once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now the Islands. I just got lost in thought. It was very unfamiliar territory. I think it's because I'm AWESOME. "YOUR STUPID." My stupid what? Come to the Dork Side. We have... uhhhh... We aren't friends... we're mutual stalkers. I fail so epically at life, I almost win. I spent my whole childhood wishing I was older. Now I'm older and THIS SHIT SUCKS. WHY YES. I do frequently burst into song. SENILITY: When you can hide your own Easter Eggs. I brain my think doesn't proper functionally. ABBREVIATION: It takes too long for its meaning, doesn't it? The difference between try and triumph is just a little umph. I a quiz is quizzical then a test is...? I stop to think... and forget to start. Sometimes I wish my mouth had a backspace key... Practice safe lunch... use a condiment. Children in the backseat cause accidents... accidents in the backseat cause children. DAMN RIGHT I'm good in bed. I could sleep for days. I'm not fat, I'm pregnant with chocolate's baby. I'm as puzzled as a baby in a topless bar. Oh, good morning. (I see the assassins have failed...) Without ME you're just AWESO Do humanity a favor and jump off a cliff. I didn't slap you. I high-fived your face. I get hit by parked cars. Jesus saves, Allah forgives... Cthulu thinks you would make a good sandwich. I just AWESOMED all over the place. When me and you die, we'll be dead. Growing old is obligatory. Growing up is optional. Of all the people I know, you are one of them. I'm in shape! Round is a shape. I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out. A little bird told me you are a dumbass. It's called THINKING. You should try it someday. Confucius say man who look in fortune cookie is pathetic fool seeking advice from bakery products. After all we've achieved, it seems the only thing man cannot reach is... an understanding. Living is quite hazardous, yet it is still popular. Life is a disease: sexually transmitted and invariably fatal. ~Niel Gaiman Shit is basically flying off the hook. It's like shit wants nothing to do with that hook. The hook filed for divorce from that shit and is now seeking custody of the hook and the shit's two kids. ~Homestuck Bu-DOOP! Special broadcast! This app, the app that allows one to create quotes, has been broken by Tapix's overuse of it! For the self-help informational number, please go to www. Bu-DOP! LOL Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!!!!!! ~Yuusei Screw the rules, I have money! ~Seto Kaiba Screw the money, I have rules! Wait, let me try that again... Screw the rules, I have green hair! ...Hm. That was strange. Maybe I should stop taking so many drugs. Obligatory anime motorcycle :D ~Marik Ishtar I'm not gay, I'm just British. or ~Ryou Bakura I'm not British, I'm just gay. ~Yami Bakura I WILL PADDLE THE LIVING HELL OUT OF YOU IF YOU ARE NOT SILENT!!!!! Ah-ha! Ow! That door just bitch-slapped me! ~Yugi Moto ...In America. ~Bandit Keith You guys are making me sexy. YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M SEXY. ~Duke Devlin Harry Potter sayings!! Shouting Lumos! at the light switch will not help. I'm too tired to slap you. Bash your face against my palm. ~Slytherin I will not refer to the Accio charm as "The Force." :3 Other hilarious sayings from books and such!! (Tokyo Mew Mew turned Mew Mew Power, Maximum Ride, eh-tuh-cuh.) Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica. ~Fang, Maximum Ride (The following are all stupid dialogue from Mew Mew Power that replaced awesome dialogue from Tokyo Mew Mew!! :( ) Zoey: "Okay, zit check. Oooo, it's still there! Stupid lying acne cream! 24 hours guaranteed, yeah right!" ...That little mark on her nose? Yeah, that was from her falling out of bed and hitting it. ~Mew Mew Power Uncensored (MMPU) And here are those cat puns: Zoey: "I don't know how, but my landing was purr-fect!" Zoey: "So you GUYS designed this place? This is your top-secret headquarters? giggle It's very manly giggle" Mmm, yaoi hint. And I thought this was a kids show :O ~MMPU "Why MEOW!?" Yum, cat pun. ~MMPU Zoey: "So, do you want to go out for pizza?" (Zoey/Ichigo says to Mini Mew/Masha) Sorry, Zoey, but computers don't eat. ~MMPU Zoey: "Do it, Corina!" Now, you may not see anything wrong with line that makes it an SDA (Stupid Dialogue). But...Corina NEVER told Zoey what her name was during the episode. So...how could Zoey know? ~MMPU Zoey: "And then I had to go stay up all night watching stupid reality shows! Stupid guys playing monkies and volleyball! Why is it so addicting!? Why couldn't I turn away!?" I fail to see how funny that is. ~MMPU Bridget: "So, by the associative principle, I figure, if I do stuff for them, then they'll be my friends." The associative principle only truly works in math, dear Bridget. ~MMPU Zoey: "Are you ready to mew-tilate that thing, girls?" Ha ha ha. ~MMPU Zoey: "I'm gonna stop you the mew way!" As opposed to the bark way? Or the squeak way? ~MMPU Corina: "She'll have Mew Mew style AND she'll have Mew Mew grace!" But will her power be in your face? ~MMPU RANDOM FUNNYNESS!!!! Zoey: Mew Mew Style, Mew Mew Grace, Mew Mew Power in your face! Ichigo: Mew Mew Power, I think I'll pass, your Mew Mew Power can kiss my a- Mint: Ichigo! Not in front of Pudding! Pudding: Mew Mew Power SUCKS Na no da! ~*Tamao on DeviantART Random poll-like figures... which side are you on? 95 percent of girls would scream if Edward jumped over a Cliff, 4 percent would yell "JUMP!" and 1 percent would push him off. Post this on your profile and tell us: Which side are you on? umn... I am probably part of the 4 because I would be interested to see the effect that sharp, pointed rocks would have on an indestructible vampire...:3 95 percent of girls would die if Robert Pattinson were poisoned. 4 percent would grab popcorn while screaming, "Make it stronger!!" 1 percent would enjoy feeding him more high-concentration bleach from a spoon (:3). Post this on your profile and tell us: Which side are you on? I would probably be in the 95, yet I would not die, I would just say, "NOOOOOO! NOW THE TWILIGHT SERIES CAN'T BE FINISHED AS A MOVIE SERIES!!" XD 99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted. 0.5 percent think that Myspace is dumb. Post this on your profile and tell us: Which side are you on? I am part of the 0.5 percent, cause I don't have Myspace; I have Facebook AND am not addicted. 90 percent of teens today would die if MySpace/Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. 10 percent would be laughing. Post this on your profile and tell us: Which side are you on? I am on the side that laughs, cause I don't have a myspace... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 92 percent of the teen/preteen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. 8 percent would be laughing their heads off. Post this on your profile and tell us: Which side are you on? I would totally be laughing my head off, cause I don't like Abercrombie and Fitch!! LOL 85 percent of girls (and guys :3) would cry if Miley Cyrus went missing. 10 percent would say, "Meh, who cares." And 5 percent would enjoy poking their new hostage with a stick. Post this on your profile and tell us: Which side are you on? I would be like, "Meh, who cares," because I don't especially like Miley Cyrus, but I am not a kidnapper. (Or AM I...? MWAHAHAHAHA!!) lol Oh, and on Facebook, it only takes 5 million likes to vote Justin Beiber out of the male gender! XD (Not that I hate him... hee hee... Hiiii, Bookwormie... ;) And now... some of the funniest moments on youtube by... NIGAHIGA!! Lesson five: Every emo knows... the Emo song. Both boys walk in, heads down Both look up, smile, then sing: (To the tune of "'F' is for friends who do stuff together" from Spongebob) "E" is for emotional, ruins everybody's day, "M" is for miserable peo-ple, "O" is for on the Darrrkk Side, cause we have some fresh cookies (Cookies) Woo! ~How to be Emo "So, you may ask, what exactly IS the Best Dance Crew?" "Duh! Bumblebee Extreme Flight Team!" ~Best Dance Crew "I'm here to talk to you about subliminal messaging. Subliminal messaging is a very bad thing !SUBSCRIBE! and I would never do that to my fans !YES I WOULD! so stop subliminal messaging !SUBSCRIBE TO MY VIDEOS! Does this points to face look like a face that would lie to you? !DON'T BELIEVE ME! ~Subliminal Messaging AND HIKA YAGIMI'S MEW MEW DUBS!! Ichigo: And it's also stressful to have three guys who like you! Masaya: Please don't talk about that either. ~Tokyo Mew Mew Fandub Interview Ichigo: And it's also stressful to have three guys who like you! And sometimes, I think I picked the wrong one... Hika: Oooo, love conspiracy! Masaya: No! Ryou: That's right, Aoyama. Me and Ichigo have been dating behind your back. Hika: Sa-weet! Ryou: Shall we show him, Ichigo? Shows clip of Ryou going in to kiss Ichigo Masaya: (during clip) NO, Ichigo! DON'T DO IT! No, NO, NOOOOOO! Clip cuts off right as Ryou is an inch from Ichigo's face Masaya: Huuuuh... faints Ryou: He is SUCH a LOSER!! ~Tokyo Mew Mew Fandub Interview Bloopers Ryou: Here. Gives Ichigo a box Ichigo: opens box to reveal a pretty dress Wow, it's so pretty! Thank you! Ryou: (walking away) waves hand dismissively Eh, it hasn't fit me since Junior High. Ichigo: (thinking to herself) OK, I did NOT need to know that... ~Tokyo Mew Mew in a Nutshell: Shake It Ichigo: (surrounded by heart bubbles) The heart bubbles... are blinding me... Keiichiro: It's OK. That happens a lot while I'm around. ~ Tokyo Mew Mew in a Nutshell: IDK which one ;) Masaya and Ichigo are running away from an explosion. Masaya is grabbing Ichigo's hand while they run. Ichigo: (thinking) That's it! I'll pretend that I slipped and lost my grip! (Talking) I SLIPPED AND LOST MY GRRIIIIPPP!! Pretends to trip and lets go of Aoyama's hand Masaya: Turning around and trying to fight the crowd, but being carried away No, Ichigo! NOOOOOO!! sound of flesh hitting flesh ARRRGGHHH!! Ichigo: Looking out from behind tree Oh, great he's dead again. ~Tokyo Mew Mew in a Nutshell: Lions, Aliens, and SFX... Oh My! Ichigo: Don't be silly, Masaya has talents too. Lettuce: Like what? Screeching of a car in distance Masaya: AAAUUUUUGGGHHHH!! Ichigo: Ah ha ha ha ha... Rubs head with hand ~Tokyo Mew Mew in a Nutshell: Shake it! (I think) AND BEFORE WE GO, SOME WORDS OF WISDOM FROM RYOU!! Ryou: Glaring at camera IIIiiii am a BANANA!! ~Tokyo Mew Mew in a Nutshell Bloopers ANNNNNND YU-GI-OH THE ABRIDGED SERIES (BEST THING EVER!!!!) Yami: Yeah, well, at least I'm not ADOPTED! Kaiba: WHAT?! Yami: Oooh, did I touch a nerve? Why don't you cry and run to your mommy -- oh that's right, you don't HAVE one! Kaiba: Yugi, I respect you as a duelist, but if you continue with this childish behavior I'll -- Yami: Look, everybody! I'm Seto Kaiba! I have a dragon fetish and sound like Brock from "Pokemon"! Screw the rules, I love nurse joy! Kaiba: THAT'S it, Moto, you're FING DEAD! (Various catchphrases from YGOTAS) Joey: BROOKLYN RAGE~! or Nyeh! Yugi: That's super-special-awesome!!! Tristan: Holy BEEP on a BEEP sandwich! ...With BEEP on top!!!! ...And a side of BEEP! Seto Kaiba: Screw the rules, I have money! Ishizu: Because shut up. Mako: I am NOT a freaky fish guy!!!! Mokuba: To the Mokuba-mobile! Everyone: There IS no Mokuba-mobile! ~ No Idea which episode this is from... Techies: But, Sir! We don't have enough money to continue this project! Kaiba: Screw the money, I have rules! ... Wait, let me try that again... Mokuba: Hey Seto, can I be in the movie? Kaiba: Shut up, Mokuba. ~ Yu-go-oh the Abridged Movie Marik: SOON THE MIND-RAPING SHALL COMMENCE! Bakura: What the devil was that? Marik: Foreshadowing. It happens. ~ Episode 33: Harpoonshipping Yugi: I once had a problem with my duel pass too, and what I did was-- Yami: I WILL PADDLE THE LIVING HELL OUT OF YOU IF YOU ARE NOT SILENT! Yugi: I was just trying to help-- Yami: You are not helpful. Ever. Yugi: But... but what about that one time when I-- Yami: NEVER HELPFUL. YOU. ~Special: What would Yugi do? Yami: By the way, Yugi, did you buy the whipped cream for later? Yugi: Um... no? Yami: You should buy the whipped cream for later. You know... for snacks. ~Special: What would Yugi do? And now, ladies and gentlemen (aliens included)... I give you the "Popularity Rant!!" (Based off of the Aoyama Rant by Essence of Gold) Ok, I have been wanting to get this off of my chest for a while. You know how if you have weird clothes, or you're not pretty, or some other crap-_ thing like that, you're not cool? That's how I feel. Even though I'm really smart, I'm not "cool!" It's so annoying when people tell me how I should me. I don't want to be part of a conformity her, people! I am an individual! My so-called "weird" perks are part of what make me different from all you Aeropostale lovers! Also, "cool" seems to mean doing things that are dangerous for your health, like doing crazy daredevil stunts and all that crapola! It means, too, that you have to be super-skinny, with a perfect figure, like those girls and boys in the ads! No! I'm not becoming bulimic or anorexic because someone said I was too heavy! Uh-uh! Cool used to mean that you were good to yourself and your fellows. Now it's just... degrading and irresponsible to be cool! Cool is also Be-DOOP! This message has been interrupted because it contains explicit content not suitable for young viewers. To see the full and unabridged version of this rant, please go to www. be-DOP! And that concludes my "cool" rant! Huff...huff... And... the Aeropostale rant!! Ok, so you know how I mention previously that to be "cool" you have to wear the right clothes? Well, it's just plain dumb. I mean, you have to wear Aeropostale and stuff, whose shirts cost, like, 20!! I'm not made of money, you know!! And, those places should pay you for wearing their stuff. I mean, it makes you a walking advertisement!! Especially since every single shirt that Aero makes has its name on it!! SHEESH!! And last but not least... the rant on ads! You know you love them. Who? That's right. Those beautiful, handsome models in ads that are perfect. Way TOO perfect. So perfect they're almost unreal... Well, NEWSFLASH: they are. Every American thinks they have to match these perfect models, and are sad when they don't. DON'T BELIEVE THE LIE!! The models should represent Americans as they are, not as they should be. Let's face it: Almost all Americans are overweight. And that's not all! Ohhh no, they don't stop there! Ads are also very degrading to women by placing them in very limited roles in ads, never putting them in charge. Men, on the other hand, absolutely radiate power in ads, never showing love or compassion! No, that's not "manly!!" This can lead men to beleive that women are just things to be used and disrespected, and women think that they should be submissive to every man. NO!! I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS!! Haaaahh... haaahhh... hmph. Wh...what is this? Why so... serious? :) Let's leave this seriousness behind! Now to the... Copy and pastes!! :D (\_/)
TEAM JEDWASPEREMMET~ because choosing between Jacob, Edward, Jasper & Emmet •.(•. .•).• •.(•. .•)..• --/\_/\ If you love Warriors, Put this on your page If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile! I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile. No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect. Copy this to your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.(Brother slavery is different it is so fun to tease them!!)) then copy this into your profile! If you think flamers are just huge jerks who don't have any creativity and just insult people's writing because they're envious,copy and paste this to your profile. If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, PhAnToM SpEaKeRv, Toushiro's little shinigami, otherrelmwriter, Stippled-Starlight, Hellopanda23, Georgisakura, wolfy1324, Tapix If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet/foot, copy this into your profile. Friends VS. Best friends FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter And another one! (I just love these... I'm sorry!) GOOD FRIEND VS. BEST FRIEND A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper "you will die in seven days..." A good friend will help you up when you fall. A best friend will trip you again and/or sit on your back to keep you down. A friend will visit you in jail. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" A friend will leave you if that's what the crowd is doing. A good friend will follow you. A best friend will kick the crowd's butt for leaving you. A good friend hides you from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they're after you in the first place. A good friend will go to a concert with you. A best friend will help you kidnap the band. A good friend will help you learn how to drive. A best friend will help you roll the car in the lake to collect insurance. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile. If you play an instrument copy and paste this to your profile and put your name and instrument; IamthePhantomoftheOpera-Trumpet and Piano; BroadwayObsessed54- Piano and Voice (Mezzo Soprano); Essence of Gold (voice, french-horn and piano); Tapix- Viola, Guitar, Harp If you love random things, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are reading this, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can not imagine what you did before you knew about Fanfiction even if it was less than 3 months ago, copy and paste this into your profile. If you really like writing these things and don't know why but don't plan to stop soon, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate school, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have violent thoughts, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a psycho, copy this into your profile. If you are a very scary person, copy this into your profile. If Hannah Montana and Jonas Brothers must die, copy this into your profile. If you can read/speak more than one language (not necessarily fluently), copy this into your profile. (emphasis on not fluently) If you're weird, copy this into your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . Crazy is screaming 'CHEEESEEE!' on a rollercoaster drop. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile. If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile. If you hate rap music, put this in your profile. Remember, you can't spell crap without rap! (lol) If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have too many of these copy-and-paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy this into your profile. If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy this into your profile. If your profile is to long and your loving it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have written even one of these copy and paste things yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are an otaku (Someone hopelessly obsessed with manga) and don't care who knows it, copy and paste this into your profile. (Tapix made this) If you almost never really understand what your friends are chatting about unless they explain it to you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects : copy this into your profile. If you have seen a movie so many times you can quote it word for word, and do so frequently, copy and paste. (Does a youtube video count? I can quote Nigahiga's videos in chronological order: How to be Ninja, How to be Gangster, How to be Emo, and How to be Nerd are all HILARIOUS!!. Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series seconds that motion.) If you have an account on youtube, copy and paste this on your profile and put your fanfic account name and your youtube name. IamthePhantomoftheOpera (fanfic) ErikthePhantomOpera (youtube); BroadwayObsessedGirl54 (fanfic) MusicoftheNight54(youtube); Tapix (fanfic) Tapixt (Youtube) As an extra: Tapix-Jaywing (DeviantART) (yes I use the same screen name everywhere...); MOST of people on fanfiction believe that 98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the few people who knows that statistic is a huge exaggeration, copy and paste. If fanfiction is to you what MySpace is to others, copy and paste. If you get excited every time you see a single, solitary, new review, copy and paste. It seems like everyone has a Myspace. If you don't have one, and see no point in having one, copy and paste. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, paste this in your profile. My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile. How to Know if You're Addicted to Fanfiction (Thanks, Essence of Gold) 10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews." 9. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite? 8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic. 7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet. 6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie. 5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction. 4. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny. 3. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you frenchin jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context. 2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours. 1. You repost this onto your profile! :) If fanfiction is to you what myspace is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile. Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you are against racism, copy this onto your profile. THE ONLY RACE IS HUMANITY! If you LOVE reading, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think the world should have no violence, but probably will always have it, copy this into your profile. If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile. Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile. (I don't mind faux fur in the slightest, though! XD) If you want this dang war to end, copy and paste it into your profile. If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer! If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If, when clearing out your room, you have ever said: 'Man, I need to delete some of this stuff' copy and paste. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a silent room over something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile. If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. (Everything from Jak and Daxter II and III and maybe I (in an alternate dimension that I can get to); Everything from Sly Cooper I, II, and III (again, alternate dimension accessible only by me); Everything from Legend of Zelda all of them (alt. dimension);Everything from Warriors; EVERYTHING FROM TOKYO MEW MEW, Tokyo Mew Mew) If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (I have, I just can't remember where.) If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle (or yell at) some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews, add this to your profile. No one even reads these anymore... if you're the kind of person who DOES read every single one, copy and paste! If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile. (Pai and mayybe Crowfeather cause he's like Pai :3 ) If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. (too many times to count!) If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. (I don't know that it's physically impossible... I've gotten pretty darn close :3 ) If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile. (Last HP!!) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. (however, I am not really that afraid of dentists... poor dears) I don't mind slash; it has it's place in the grand scheme of things. If you don't mind slash, copy and paste.(I don't mind, cause I don't know what the hell it is...) If you haven't ever actually killed anyone... YET... copy and paste. (heh heh now you HAVE to copy and paste - that or confess your GUILT!!) If you think that you should be elligable to win the Longest Profile of the Year contest (if there was one), copy and paste this into you profile to make it even MORE elligable!! Tokyo Mew Mew (I made all of these except the first!) 98 percent of those who like Tokyo Mew Mew only like it. If you are one of the 2 percent who are OBSESSED, copy and paste this ino your profile. If you think that there are WAYYY too many Kishigo fanfics out there, C&P. (And most are badly written... T_T) If you think that Masaya is a kind, sweet boy who truly cares about Ichigo and doesn't deserve to be persecuted just because everybody likes Kish better, C&P. If you think that Pai is just a very withdrawn character who's truly loyal to his kind and is not at all evil, C&P. (Well, he's kind of evil sometimes, but you get what I'm saying...) Harry Potter If you read the 7th harry potter book and Severus Snape is now on your fave characters list, copy and paste this to you profile. If you ever pointed at a household object and said 'Accio!', copy and paste this. If you have ever had a dream about Harry Potter, copy and paste this into your profile. Twilight If you think that Twilight has more fame than it's worth...but read it obsessively anyway...copy and paste. If you are one of the few people who prefer Carlisle Cullen over Edward , copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Werewolves, love Jacob, Leah is one of your fave characters, and would like to become/ be imprinted on by a werewolf, copy and paste. (Kinda I guess... I want a werewolf/shape-shifter to ride on...)(Wait, Pai, you're not... you can't...)(Pai: Perhaps...) lol BLACKWATER!! If you totally support Blackwater pairing, and are annoyed at SM for not making it that way, copy and paste. :( Grr u SM! If you can't wait for Midnight Sun to come out, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Totally!!) If you screamed/laughed hysterically over watching the Twilight trailers, copy and paste this into your profile. (watch Twilight Trailer Spoof on Youtube, it is SO funny, I couldn't see any of the trailers for real without adding the bits from the spoof in my head lol) If you think that in the New moon trailer, the acting is awful and Jacob looked like a cuddly toy, but watched it more than once anyway, copy and paste! Star Wars If you are mad that they have not discovered Tatooine, Naboo, Coruscant, and Kashykk, and all the other star systems out there, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think Padme changes her outfit/hairstyle waaaaay too often, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate when people mistake Star Wars for Star Trek, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Mace Windu is a pretentious git... but love him anyway... copy and paste. If you think that Obi-Wan Kenobi is smug, twitchy, and clueless when it comes to relationships... but think it makes him even more sweet... copy and paste this. Other series If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile If you think Tweenies is evil, and brainwashes little kids, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think books shouldn't be depressing, copy and paste this into your profile. That is the official end of Copy and Pastes, though other stuff can be copied too. I don't mind! There's also this... List of Stereotypes (The ones I am are in bold) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. That's always a nice thing to have on your profile... It describes a lot about oneself!! How to know you're an author (Thanks, Dawnstep): You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!) If you ever actually read these things, copy and paste the preceding passage into your profile. THINGS TO DO WHEN IN WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute intervals. 3 . Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet. 4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold. 5. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 9. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible. 10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout, "PICK ME! PICK ME!!" 11. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 12. Go into a fitting room and yell really loudly..."Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!" 13. Go into the Butchers Department and start rubbing steaks up and down on your face saying, "Oooohhhh, that feels so good..." 14. Go to the fruit and veg department and get two bananas and put one in each pocket. Then, walk around the store calling everyone pilgrim in your best John wayne accent, sporadically whipping them out of you pocket and making gun noises, then slumping to the floor as if you've just taken several bullets to the chest. 15. Bring your own DVD, popcorn, sweets, drinks and nibbles and pick a nice spot on the floor in the electrical section. Sit cross legged and enjoy the film. (soap operas and kleenex are optional) 16. Take boneless chicken breasts out of the packet and throw them skyward whilst screaming, "Fly my little ones, fly and be free!" 17. Randomly jump into people's shopping carts asking, "Will you be my mommy?" 18. Hug random people and say, "Dude, I haven't seen you in so long!" 19. Get a red & white bouncy ball and chuck it at people while screaming, "PIKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU!" OK, and I guess you could copy this... List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them. (i got this from Xena321's profile) WARNING! THIS OFTEN TURNS OUT REAAALY TWISTED! 1. Ichigo 2. Masaya 3. Pai 4. Kish 5. Tart 6. Mint 7. Lettuce 8. Zakuro 9. Ryou 10. Pudding 11. Berry 12. Keiichiro 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Oh... Oh god... Mint/Berry?! How would that work?! Thanks a lot, stupid frigging... 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Hmmm... most think that he's hot. I mean, we all love Kisshu right? He's so cute... 'n' pale... 'n' green... yeah! 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Hmm... Keiichiro/Zakuro... well that would work cause most people envision them with a child together anyway... although I'm betting the Mew Mew characters would be like, "OMG..." 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? Yes, there's one called "Ryou's sister"... not a bad fic. Hah, it's kind of like Breaking Dawn in a way... I mean, his sister gets pregnant. (Off of Pai, no less.. :3 ) 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Yes, actually... They could. I've seen some fics with Masaya/Mint action. 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Tart/Ryou? Oh-- Oh god. No, No, NOOOOOO!! faints too... horrible... mental pictures... dies Tart/Keiichiro? NOOOOOO EVEN WORSE!! grabs can of gasoline pours over self lights self on fire jumps out of window screaming bloody murder AAAAUUUGH! 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing? Masaya and... KEIICHIRO?! And LETTUCE walks in on them?! I think Lettuce would be all like, "OMG!! So Akasaka-san IS gay!! Ooo, Ichigo, come in here!!" then she would think better of it... too late. "AUGH DIE MASAYA!!" (says Ichigo) 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Ichigo/Zakuro? Oh,THANKS for putting that in my head... dang there are a lot of lesbos around here... and gays... And I dunno about fluff. Lemon maybe, but just for their personal entertainment. Zakuro fluff = not possible, in my opinion. Unless you have a lot of character development. 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Hmm... 'Forget Ryou', cause Lettuce liked Ryou and Keiichiro is his best friend, so he would know best how to make Lettuce forget... 11. Does anyone on your friends list consider Three hot? Umn, not any of my friends... just me!! ;) 12. Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven? No. Berry is hated by most people. They're all like, "Berry is so pointless!!" or "DIE BERRY!!" LOL 13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Masaya/Kish/Tart. NO. NOT A SNOWBALL'S CHANCE IN HELL. (Wow, and I thought the three were so hateful to each other... who knew they harbored secret love? XD NO, NO, IMAGES!! IMAGESSSSSSSSSSSS!! dies again) ...maybe they could make hate to each other. XD 14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Umn... IDK. No songs come to my mind when I think of Zakuro... except maybe "Move along" by that dude... what's-his-name... hmm... 15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Ichigo/Mint/Keiichiro. Hmm... "K" cause Ichigo and Mint would fight... no make that "T"... and Keiichiro... would sit in the background, then try to break up the fight when it gets too rough... XD 16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Yesterday!! It was a TartxPudding fic. OF COURSE. :3 17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) dumps one for (9). (1), brokenhearted, goes on one date with (11), has an unhappy breakup with(12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). Ichigo and Lettuce are in a happy relationship (WTF?!) until Lettuce dumps Ichigo for Ryou (well that makes sense, that's one of the original pairings...). Ichigo, brokenhearted, goes on a date with Berry (?! Again, WTF! Wait, Berry is GAY? Ohhh, Tasuku-chan!!), has an unhappy breakup with Keiichiro (O.O I wouldn't pick HIM to be a child molester!!), then follows the wise advice of TART (WTF again?! Don't do it, Ichigo! Whatever he said, don't follow the advice of that midget! He just wants to humiliate you!! XD) and finds true love with... Pai. WTF?! Well I guess I could support that pairing... (Hisss!! Back away, Ichigo! BACK AWAY VERY SLOWLY!!) 18. What title would you give this fic? 'The Alternate reality Love Mess!! Completely and totally whacked up!! (Who knew Lettuce was Bi?)' See? I told you this thing often turns out really twisted! Sorry if I ruined your day by putting this up! TOKYO MEW MEW SURVEY! HERE ARE THE CHARACTERS: 1. Pai Here we GOOOOOOO! What would you do if Number 1 (Pai) woke you up in the middle of the night? Hi... what do you want... you... WAIT WHAT?! You want to WHAT?! Number 3 (Mint) walked into the bathroom while you're showering? Yell, "Go use your own shower! You have ten of them! And you could always turn on the fire sprinklers!!" XD Number 4 (Zakuro) announced he/she's going to marry 9 (Tart) tomorrow? Ask, "Have your's and Pudding's souls been switched?" Number 5 (Ryou) cooked you dinner? Ask, "Whatever happened to Keiichiro?" as I stare at the burned mess on table. Number 6 (Keiichiro) was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? Get up and wonder, 'Why am I here? What did that child molester do to me?' Number 7 (Ichigo) suddenly confessed to be part of your family? Say, "Hi! I know that you know Kish, so can you get him to hook me up with Pai?" Ichigo: "I don't know Kish!" Me: "Aw, don't lie! We're a family now, so we can keep secrets!" Ichigo: "Wait... you want to be with PAI?! O.O" Number 8 (Deep Blue) got into the hospital somehow? Laugh maniacally and say, "THAT'S for brainwashing Pai!" Number 9 (Tart) made fun of your friends? Ignore him. He does that all the time. Number 10 (Pudding) ignored you all the time? Go up to her and start to play with her. She'll notice in no time. :3 (Again, soul switching? Anyone?) Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 (Pai) do? Zap them with his fan, cause I'm his girlfriend and he protects me. Maybe. You're on a vacation with 2 (Kisshu) and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? Laugh maniacally until I manage to glomp him, hold him down, then get him to teleport me to the hospital. "That freaking TOOK long enough!!" You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 (Ryou) do? Smirk and walk away. "JERK!" You're about to marry number 10 (Pudding). What's 1's (Pai's) reaction? Awaken me from my very disturbing dream and allow my thoughts to disappear. (How? I am not allowed to divulge that information... ;) ) You compete in a tournament. How does 9 (Taruto) support you? He yells, "Hah! Hope you LOSE, hag!" Then I whap him with my viola case and call him a midget, and he runs away crying (victory!) . You can't stop laughing. What will 10 (Pudding) do? She'll most likely laugh her slightly annoying laugh with me, then ask what I was laughing about (na no DA?). Number 1 (Pai) is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? Cause I love him, THAT'S why. Number 2 (Kisshu) tells you about His deeply hidden love for number 9 (Taruto)? Scream, "What the has gotten into you lately?! I mean, first, you go out with Masaya, then you love Tart?! I... wow, you're gay... and a child molester... WHAT IS WITH THESE CHILD MOLESTERS?! Number 4 (Zakuro) loves number 9 (Taruto) as well. What does that mean? Um... Keiichiro lost out. To TART, no less! (And again... Soul switching!!) You had a haircut and 7 (Ichigo) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? Hmmm... maybe she thinks I modeled my hair off of hers... Number 8 (Deep Blue) thinks he/she’ll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him/her? "Well, DUH. I mean, not many people will go out with someone who wants to take over the world and destroy it for his own greedy purposes... gasps for breath after saying all that in one breath You spot 10 (Pudding) kissing 1 (Pai). How do you react? Attack her and yell. Then when she realizes that she wasn't kissing Tart, she'll go to him and yell at him for his dumb joke. Meanwhile, Pai awakens from his hypnotism induced by Tart... at least, I hope he was hypnotised... You notice that 3 (Mint) and 4 (Zakuro) have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking? W...wow. So, they ARE a lesbian couple... Number 4 (Zakuro) is bored and pokes 10 (Pudding). What happens after that? Pudding glares at Zakuro, then I ask, "Seriously, has Pai been trying out that soul-switcher on you?" "YES." 5 (Ryou) and 1 (Pai) are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? Whatever subject they're both good at. Most likely Biology, since Ryou has already studied that, and Pai has studied just about everything. :3 If 6 (Keiichiro) and 3 (Mint) cooked dinner what would they make?Something delicious, since Keiichiro would do all the work, and he makes awesome food. 7 (Ichigo) and 9 (Taruto) apply for a job. What job? Insulting each other, DUH. 8 (Deep Blue) gives 5 (Ryou) a haircut. Is that okay? No. Ryou will be dead by the end, cause Deep Blue stabbed him in the neck "accidentally." 10 (Pudding) and 9 (Taruto) are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? How many dates they're planning. And the fact that Pudding has big dreams for their future... (See Tokyo Mew Mew Fandub Interview on Youtube.) 2 (Kisshu) sent a message to her/his Bf/Gf but 9 (Taruto) got it what would he/she do? Laugh hysterically and send it to everyone on his friend list. Anything to upset his cousin... (Yes, cousin. See above...) 6 (Keiichiro) noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?! Go up to him and say, "Good, you're here. Now, MAKE THE CAKE!!" 8 (Deep Blue) had quite a big secret? Keep it to himself. Tell no one. Zip. Nada. Never. (Unless yours truly finds out... Read my fic "No regrets".) 10 (Pudding) got a daughter? She'll have a monkey tail, long, pointed ears of a alien, red hair, and yellow eyes. Very devious little creature, too... How would 3 (Mint) greet 4 (Zakuro)? Mint: "HIII, Onee-sama!!" Zakuro: "..." What would make 7 (Ichigo) angry at 8 (Deep Blue)? Hmm... I wonder. Maybe for killing Kish, being Masaya, hurting her friends, etc., etc., etc... Is 3 (Mint) gay? Most likely. I mean, she follows Zakuro around like a stalker. How obvious is that? But then again, she probably loves that boy that she was thinking about in the anime while all of the Mews envisioned their dream guy... some dancing star... (Ha! In the 4Kids version, though they try not to promote yuri statements, they replaced the picure of a dancing guy as Mint's dream with a picture of... Zakuro!! LOL (Although in the dub her name is Renee and Mint's name is Corina... :P)) List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them. (i got this from EofG's profile) WARNING! THIS OFTEN TURNS OUT REAAALY TWISTED! ( wated to do this again, for the Warriors Characters! I didn't want to erase the other, tho... it's too funny! XD) 1. Crowfeather 2. Squirrelflight 3. JAYFEATHUH XD 4. Brambleclaw 5. Hollyleaf 6. Lionblaze 7. Leafpool 8. Ashfur 9. Breezepelt 10. Dovepaw 11. Ivypaw 12. Millie 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Nah... I don't read Warriors fics often... Ivypaw/Lionblaze? It wouldn't be that bad, actually... 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Eh, not really... 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? !!!!! How does a boy cat get preggo off a girl cat?! 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? NOPE. See above XD 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? NEVAH!!!! ...he's her nephew... 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Hollyleaf/Breezepelt? Eh, it would be kind of good, actually. They both harbor a lot of angst. Aside from the fact that they're half brother and sister... O.O Hollyleaf/Dovepaw? WTF?! O.O LESBIAN CATS ARGH!!!!! 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing? Leafpool walks in on Squirrelflight and Millie KISSING?! WHOA... I thought those two were mad at each other... Leafpool would be like this: ":O RUNNNN..." 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? NO! NEVER!!! Crowfeather/ASHFUR?! How could you SAY that?! 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Erm... "Love lost," with Millie helping Leafpool get over all that she's lost... 11. Does anyone on your friends list consider Three hot? Erm... most people don't consider cats "hot..." But as it's Jayfeather, yes, many of my friends (on DeviantART, that is) think he's... "hot", to an extent. 12. Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven? Yeah, on DA! XD I only see a couple, tho... 13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Squirrelflight/Brambleclaw/Hollyleaf. The Squirrel/Bramble is OK, cause they're mates (most of the time)... but HOLLYLEAF?! NEVER! RUNNNNNN 14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Definitely "Mr. Brightside" by The Killers. It just fits him. There's a video: http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=maGIzIFppuQ&playnext_from=TL&videos=OaiQgT2C728 15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Erm... Crow/Lion/Millie... IDK. Never thought about THAT before... O.O NOOOOO T.T 16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? When I read my own! XDXD 17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) dumps one for (9). (1), brokenhearted, goes on one date with (11), has an unhappy breakup with(12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). Crowfeather and Leafpool (well, they WERE together anyways) are in happy relationship until Leaf dumps Crow for Breezepelt (WTF?! That's Crow's son!!!! O.O). Crow, brokenhearted, goes on a date with Ivypaw (Again, WTF? Ivypaw? WOWWWWW...), has an unhappy breakup with Millie (Good... I'd hate to see Crow get ripped to shreds by Graystripe...), then follows the wise advice of Hollyleaf (eh, she IS pretty good with advice) and finds true love with... Jayfeather?!?!?!?!?!?!?! What the hell???? That's your f*ing son!!!!! AND he hates you... why would Holly help anyway... O.O 18. What title would you give this fic? "All's well until Crowfeather cracks..." (XDXD) Could this be the end of my profile? Who knows... One last thing: Vampires or Werewolves? "Magical Talking Broccoli!!" LOL (Ha, told you I'm random...) Bye! |
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