Captain Charlotte Brant has to hold her little ship and its ragtag crew together for a perilous run through Rebel space. They're the best that the Federation has to offer, which says something about the sorry state of the Federation.

He had been captured; Alex Mercer knew that much was obvious. But if that was the case, why had his captors just left him there without security? How had he ended up in a bunker buried in some kind of giant desert? Where was everyone? And when the hell did bottlecaps become currency?

A series of one-shot stories, each 'chapter' is its own story, unrelated to the previous. Chapter 15 about PARIAH being a wonderfully innocent and sheltered creepy little child because a thing can be horrifying without being actively horrible and maybe that's the worst sort of monster to have to deal with.

What if at the end of Avengers, Shield had insisted that they had a right to punish Loki for his crimes on earth before going back to Asgard? What if Thor had let them? Problem is, even as a force of good, Shield can be downright evil, and Loki isn't as evil as everyone thinks. Now the Avengers have to deal with the fallout, and somehow help the God of Mischief become whole again.

This be a series of one shots staring Tatyana Topaz Witwicky and the Autobots! What sort of shenanigans could they possibly get into? Read and find out!

After the events of Scarecrow, Shane Schofield is trying to pick up the pieces of his life when an unforseen event has unexpected consequences, thrusting him into unfamiliar territory and causing him to reconsider everything he thought he knew about himself. And where the bloody hell has Aloysius Knight disapeared to? Slash, Mpreg

I think back on those peaceful days we took for granted. When our genocide wasn't even conceivable, when killing a Pokemon was crazy, when a simple Ember didn't end in 3rd degree burns, and when I didn't worry about whether I would live to see morning.

The Kelly Chambers underdog story. Harbinger has no idea what he's gotten himself into...

We all know that Legion is deadly in combat. Rumors are he also is a gamer. Let's take a look at his interactions on the extranet...

Brothers that are too awkward to even stand next to each other, husband and 'wife,' and that one guy that drinks a lot. The Nordics couldn't be any more different. And neither could the situations they get themselves into. [2014 rewrite in progress]

Legion saves Shepard, then goes back to the Geth. One-shot, mild OOC. Fluff, cute, nothing sexual. Written because I love Legion :

The universe is saved, the Reapers are leaving, and the galaxy is an emptier place for it. However the afterlife is not quite what Shepard expected. For one... it's full of Reapers. They are about to learn a lesson on organic emotion the VERY hard way.

Two months after the catastrophe, Alex Mercer is just trying to find his own niche in the world. Old secrets and new enemies are determined to make things hectic again… luckily, he wasn't that fond of the peaceful life anyway. -Disregards Prototype 2.

Collection of mostly very NSFW Denoch (Dedan/Enoch) one-shots I originally wrote for Tumblr. Note the content warnings on some of them (general warning for ableist and misogynist slurs/rhetoric).

If Laufey had seen Loki's skin turn blue on Jotunheim, and demanded his son back, what would his life have been like? And what if his brother had gone back to get him, only to realise things were a thousand times more complicated than they seemed? Warnings: Slash, Incest between adopted brothers Written as a birthday present, and for NaNoWriMo 2012. Credit for plot: my sister.

Four days after the explosion, Cole MacGrath wakes up in a hospital, confused and changed. Gameplay begins on day 14. This canon-compliant novel explores the 10 days in between: the battles fought, the friendships tested, and the destiny forged.

Shepard and her comrades find some interesting images on the extranet, much to poor Garrus's dismay! Was a one shot just for kicks... now with added stupidness for more kicks! :D

Female? Who cares? Burning stuff is more important. Now a series of ficlets, based around the BLU Pyro and various teammates. Adventure/Friendship 'fic, no pairings. Chapter six: some people are just crazy.

Fed up of seeing Tony and Steve dance around each other, the various gadgets of Stark Tower collaborate to become the best wingmen in history. If only they were any good at it.

Tash is preparing for a mission and Clint is 'helping' pick out what she's going to wear. Mindless friendship, Blackhawk, and there's a boner, so that's always fun...I don't... even know... where this came from. Fluff? Eh. Maybe.

Or: That story where the Avengers go to eat some well deserved shwarma and have no idea whatsoever what to do with Loki.

Loki needs a shower...And Barton LOVES pranks.

Just a silly schedule written depicting a typical day in Pepper's life since the Avengers moved into the tower. That poor woman... Pepperony, mild Clintasha, Thor/Jane, and maybe one-sided Steve/Pepper if you really squint, but can also be seen as good friendship.

You know you have a good team when they'll help sneak you out of the bathroom by blowing up a dinner party. T for safety and some blood.

A story about how Loki learns why one shouldn't mess with Tony Starks cleaning lady

Tony knew that there were risks involved with being a superhero. He was prepared to face death, destruction, and humiliation at the hands of bad guys both mundane and almost beyond belief. He wasn't prepared to wake up one day with boobs and a vagina.

A fill for this prompt on Norsekink: "Many touch screens rely on the user's having warm hands. Obviously as a frost giant this is a little difficult for Loki. Dun care how or why, I just want Loki throwing a tantrum because he can't use a phone or a self serve scanner at a supermarket or buy a ticket for a train or something."

"If there was one thing on the planet Clint Barton would heartlessly eliminate for the better of humanity (with or without his bow) it would be beets." Just a cute little Avengers one-shot I came up with. Enjoy.

Tony tries to figure out why tickling can't be used as a non-violent tool in combat.

"A city full of little Tony Starks and you don't have to worry about a single paternity test." The Avengers meet some of their littlest doppelgängers on Halloween. Much like Halloween candy, this is purely sugary fluff.

Maybe they're Earth's mightiest heroes, but they still deserve a laugh! Each Avenger laughs and is laughed at. With good reason.

On the hottest day of the hottest month of the year, the air conditioning in Stark Tower breaks, and the Avengers, in the grip of heat insanity, must work together to convince Loki, stuck in his Jotun form and living in the Tower, to make them cool. Crack, angst, schmoop insanity ahead.

When Respawn malfunctions and their annoying Scout is turned into something far more precocious, it'll take all of the RED team's wits and patience to look after him. At the same time, Engineer must find a way to turn Scout back into an adult before the BLUs-or anyone else-realizes what's happened. No pairings, just a bunch of exhausted trained killers and one hyperactive child.

What if Shepard wasn't recovered by Cerberus? What if Legion managed to find Shepard before them? How would Shepard's actions be altered by the Geth?

Garrus discovers how turians are portrayed in the Mass Effect Kink Meme. He is not amused.

Laufey decides that he needs a stronger peace tie with Asgard after Thor's invasion. And a marriage with Odin's youngest will do nicely. Odin, perforce, agrees. Not-a-douche!Laufey. Marriage does not take place. Written for Norsekink.

A "What if?" scenario pairing F!Shep and my Alex from CDC. Written as a response to all the PMs and reviews wondering if I planned to pair Alex with anyone. Could be considered a romance, if you squint really hard. T for mild themes and my FemShep's love of good alcohol.

"A virus does not feel. It does not think. It does not plan. It simply is. Actions and reactions. Instinct." My attempt at tackling a character as complex as Alex Mercer. Connected one-shots that may or may not create a cohesive whole.

A series of one-shots taking place in the "Consuming Direct Control" universe between Alex and various members of the crew. Set during various points of the ME2 timeline, before the final mission.

Same fic as before, only I've made it moderator friendly. In which Alex Mercer experiences a series of unfortunate events that shows the world the meaning of FAIL. Rated T for minor language and violence. Crackfic. Hiatus.

What happens when Gamzee encounters snow, and a bored Rose for the first time?

With nothing left for him in the galaxy but empty space and idle time, Alex Mercer finds himself recruited in Commander Shepard's fight against the Collectors. DISCONTINUED.

Alex Mercer in Thedas. Good Lord what have I just written. Not to be taken seriously. At all.

It's snowing and the all-powerful ZEUS glance down at the ice-skating rink. The voices tells him to skate but the problem is, Alex doesn't know how to skate. SO what will happen if he falls down in front of a pretty woman? EGO AND PRIDE GONE! I suck at summaries. Comedy and fluff here and there.

Incredibly short one-shot. To consume or not to consume... that is the question. Not at all serious. Featuring the Alex from "Consuming Direct Control."

One-shot describing Alex's mindset the day he released the virus in Penn Station.

A short one-shot describing how the Alex from my other story, "Consuming Direct Control," came to be known as the Beast by the Justicar Order.

...friends pop up from the oddest places. A human colony kid, barely fifteen and a turian C-Sec officer closing in on twice her age certainly count as an odd pair of friends, but war has a way of bringing us together, even as it tears us apart.

A look at Alex's mindset throughout the second game. Spoilers for end of game.

A collection of drabbles and short stories. UPDATE: Spoilers for P2 in Chapter 10!

Spoilers for the ending of Prototype 2.

The key to defeating the reapers is not quite what Shepard expected. A crack!fix-it ending.

Trapped in an utter mess of a world where nothing makes sense, will Alex Mercer realize that the author is a complete nutjob, or will he be trapped behind the fourth wall forever? Rated T because of chunky salsa and the occasional use of french. Preserved for my shame and because of how hard (impossible) FFN makes it to edit/fix up old stuff.

When he thought it couldn't get any worse... someone arrives. "Dammit," he cursed, "that is so inconvenient." Sequel to Confessions. Schofield/OC Warning: Slash content

Random drabble featuring FemShep and the gang. With guest appearances from Serviceman Chung, Tali's shotgun, Charr the poetry reciting Krogan, and other favorites. BioWare owns the characters, I just like to play with them a bit...

The truth was nowhere near as cleansing as he'd come to believe.

It's a sad day for the RED team when discovering the gender of their Pyro isn't the first thing on their minds - corporate smoozing is just not their style. I do not own anything in this here story .

AU The geth are the species that make first contact with the humans, not the Turians

Masskink prompt fill. Something smutty inside the Geth consensus.

Follow Commander Shepard as he and his Teammates, Urdnot Wrex and Garrus Vakarian, try and save the Universe while trying not to kill each other. A Collection of Snippets, Multiple Genres. Rated T to be safe.

This is a fanfic based on the Indoctrination Theory... and if anyone who has seen it, imagined this. Its written for those people. It breaks the fourth wall. Heavily.

Shepard finally discovers why Garrus never takes his goddamn visor off, not even for sex. Fem!Shep/Garrus with a side of Vega, Kaidan and Cortez. No real spoilers. Fill for Kmeme.

Mass Kink One Shot Promt. Shepard is going through her subtle human heat and Garrus has no idea what's hit him. Sex in public? Who could resist?

Wrex's first time in the Mako.

Karkat is just such a little assmunch, isn't he? Song-shot using "Please Don't Leave Me" by P!nk. Humanstuck, Au, Karkat/Gamzee

Garrus, Shepard, and some awkward conversations.

In the wake of a storm, Schofield's arctic team have an unusual visit. Non-slash

previously my drabble collection, but it turned into a fic. Alex is hurt, Dana is worried, and they're both crashing in a strange apartment in the City that Never Sleeps.

After the events of Fortune, it is not as if Fenris is concerned about Anders or anything. But Hawke needs a healer, after all, so he decides to go check on him. You know, for the team.

Movieverse crackfic- The Allspark is gone, Megatron was turned into a human, Sam is the most wanted man in the world...what else could go wrong...well, just about everything else. Bridges movies 1 & 2. All cannon pairings present. MegatronxMaggie

Jacob Taylor is obviously the Old Spice Guy. But who is The Most Interesting Man in the World?

Kink!Meme response. WARNING: It contains dub-con in my opinion but judge for yourself. It started with a harmless prompt asking for a LI licking Fenris' tattoos, and this is what happened. Vengeance/Fenris

A day in the life of Alex mercer. Watch as he tries to *unsuccessfully* blend in with society by doing...well, regular human activities XD First fanfiction ever, please read and review. Rated T just to be safe. Sorry for being bad at summaries.

Based off of LolliDictator's famous Hetalia Unit manuals! This time it's Sweden ! Hope you all enjoy ! Rated M, just in case !

Shane Schofield has to come to terms with a long hidden secret. Is he ready for his toughest challenge yet? Why is the man who could singlehandedly destroy a submarine or save the world from nuclear bombardment frightened of two small words?

Sequel to SDLIWYCHT. Minion, Charon, and Butch are going on another adventure, which is only sometimes pointless and very often eye-roll-inducing. LW/Charon, possibly more pairings. Indefinite Hiatus.

One-shots during ME1 and ME2. With several species on the Normandy, it was rather obvious that differences between them would be mistaken at times. Continuing.

I noticed that there wasn't a Denmark letter story soooooo...Send your letters to the awesome Denmark! Cause he's cool yeah? So send in all your letters! T just in case...

Where Garrus is lacking in information, Shepard is more than willing to provide. FemShep/Garrus.

One-shot story about how Denmark learnt to fight with an axe.

AU. Shepard and Garrus meet when they're much younger at the Citadel childcare center. Garrus has never seen a human before and Shepard has never seen a Turian up close. Shenanigans ensue as they both find out that aliens are really weird.

Sweden decides it's time to propose to Finland, but Finland beats him to it.

Commander Candylan aka Dylan Shepard has fallen in love with her quarian crew member Tali'Zorah. Can Dylan convince Tali that gender isn't everything when it comes to love? "Hacker" is a short story that takes place after Behind Glowing Eyes

A chapter from one of my longer fics. The team finds themselves in an embarassing situation while chasing a criminal on the Citadel. Crack fic. One shot. Please read and review!

The Cold War was 19 years over, but tension still remained between Alfred and Ivan. That is, until one very boring Friday in April when, as luck should have it, Alfred was just bored enough to send a text message to the ex-commie himself and change it all

Shepard and Garrus share a quiet moment on the night before the jump through the Omega 4 relay. When will the awkwardness end...?

In Africa, Megatron is insane, Soundwave is lustful, Starscream and Barricade wish for sanity, and Shockwave stares and stares. Five Decepticons, one Africa. Oh dear. One-shot, crack, enjoy! :D

While wandering the ship one night, Shepard stumbles upon Garrus sleeping in the Main Battery. What will she do? And how will Garrus extract his revenge? Mass kink fill. First chapter rated T for language, second chapter M for smut.

Khalisah al-Jilani. She tries to make you look bad on galactic news every time she gives you an interview. Now that the Collectors have been defeated, she's going to give one last interview. This time, it's going to far. Rated T for language

Discontinued for now.

Garrus faces the reality of serving on a human ship.

Who says all the stuff about Mass Effect 2 has to be 'darker' and 'grittier? Even on a dangerous suicide mission, there has to be some room for laughs. Some fun being poked at a few scenarios during the game. Please READ AND REVIEW!

Young Sealand and his naughty misadventures. On a side note, Sealand is only six years old rather than twelve. With inspiration and dedication to Arkham-Insanity. This story does contain parental spanking! You have been warned. *Writer's Hiatus*

A correspondency regarding the Reapers and their misguided efforts to lead a certain cripple to the their side of the war.

Anechka is 18 when she loses everything. Her family, friends, village, everything is gone. Then, she meets Ivan Braginski, and her life is changed forever. But is it for better or worse? Human and country names used. Please don't be confused.

A short message from the Reapers to their worst enemy, and their worst enemy's keen reply.

This manual was brought to you by the Reapers, who will soon be descending upon your vermin-infested homes to perform a comprehensive, galaxy-wide clean-up. You will all be exterminated, and your end is imminent! But fret not! This manual is here to help.

"Zeke, that has to be the worst idea I've ever heard." Zeke had always been full of ideas. Good ideas, bad ideas… that was up to interpretation. But they were always ideas.

Sealand follows the Allies to Disney World on a whim, but gets left behind by everyone but Russia.

The Nordics walk in to find Iceland sprawled on his back and bleeding from a cut on his head, with France practically straddling him. There's actually a reasonable explanation, not that Norway waits to hear it. Fluff and violence, not in that order.

When courier Krystal finds out that he partner, Arcade, is gay, she devises a little plan. YAOI-goodness! Arcade/random Gomorrah male prostitute

Shepard. Joker. Porn lines. Oh my.

Another one of those "two characters doing things late at night" fanfics. Involves chocolate syrup and whipped cream / Slight DenNor but it might rot your teeth.

Ever read some funny thing on the news about the Nations, and laughed because of Hetalia? Well, here we have it! Hetalia - Random Short Stories from real life!

At what was supposed to be just another chaotic World Meeting, a prank goes wrong and Denmark, Norway and Sweden wind up lost in time. Meanwhile, the other nations have to deal with the 9th century Vikings loose in the building before their bosses notice.

Denmark's disappeared just a week before Norway's birthday. Little did Norway know that Denmark arranged a few 'strangers' to visit him on the 6 days he's away. Oh is Norway in for a big surprise in the end! Norway birthday fic! DenNor

A collection of shorter oneshots that I didn't feel were long enough to be posted as individual stories. Enjoy!

Peter didn't know why, but he had a strange feeling something absolutely terrible was going to happen that day. The only problem is, he didn't quite know what. Not sure if the rating is appropriate... I might raise it later on if it applies

Long before the events of Mass Effect, little spacer Shepard is left in the care of the Citadel daycare center while her parents attend to more pressing matters. In the process, she meets one of the most important people in her life... Two-shot.

Oneshots. Kink. Shepard has sexy encounters with various Mass Effect characters: Nihlus, Tali, Wrex, every turian I can get my claws into... you get the idea. Final chapter: Garrus, darkly.

Denmark was having a peaceful breakfast when all of a sudden, he received a phone call from Iceland. Iceland only calls him if something is bad and from what he's hearing, this is certainly bad. Fail summary. Crack fic. DenNor. Rated T just to be safe.

America decides to tell Soviet Russia jokes to Russia and he can't stop for to him they are rather funny. However Russia is annoyed and he decides to let the joke be on America. For Russia can handle a joke and return the joke with ease unlike America.

When nations begin disappearing under mysterious circumstances, their capital cities band together to bring them back. This however, involves the breaking of the most important rule: A nation and their capital are never supposed to meet. Ever.

A tale of the reapers and their creators.

US and UK have conversation about pokemon, and it goes... interesting places. *THIS IS *NOT* A WEIRD USUK FETISH FIC* Fail summary is fail. T for language and themes. Technically a Hetalia/Pokemon-spinoff crossover. Pairing teases only. YOU LIKE CRACK? 8D

Today, for once, I managed to get my boyfriend's mind off the hockey game. I muted the TV and cuddled up to him. Only thirty seconds into snuggling, he shoved me onto the floor and screamed, "GOAL!" FML

Bree Hawke is done waiting for Anders to "do the deed", so Isabela talks her into going straight to the source of her problems: Justice! F!Hawke/Anders, F!Hawke/Justice. Rated M for smut.

Sealand, having tailed England all the way to the American International Conference, unfortunately was exposed to an interesting activity in American culture. Or, at least, that's what he'd thought it was. When will Sweden finally blow his lid?

Latvia is tired of Russia picking on him so he decides to runaway. However, some countries are determined to find him.

Iceland is suddenly showing affection towards Sweden. The bespectacled nation is not entirely sure why, at first... Little!Iceland

A poem about the Hetalia Movie Paint it, White! This poem will make you cry because of its sheer beauty.

Alfred is determined to collect all of the current Happy Meal toys. And, as always, Russia is dragged into 'helping' him. A tooth-rottingly fluffy drabble.

The rest of the Mer have been hunted to near extinction, leaving Tino alone with his memories. But when a human with striking blue eyes captures him in his net, will he be killed on spot? Sweden x Mer!Finland. I'm keeping it up because people seem to like it. :

Legion did say he wanted to understand organic culture. That includes the strangeness of organic humor. Random procrastinating drabble based off a deviantart image.

Estonia shows Finland something he found online! How the hey-hey does he react? References to SatW! Scandinavia and the World! Rated T for... Yeah.

Prussia likes to switch up Germany's ringtones for the heck of it. Even if embarrassing ones play during meetings.

Sweden is hearing some 'insolent' sounds from Norway's bedroom. Being a good father, he needs to protect his son form those 'evils'. T to be safe.

GermanyXPrussia; Prussia comes home drunk and angery and ruins the whole house. Will Germany forgive him? Oneshot. R&R

The affairs of humans and nations meant nothing to Winter. All that changed after he met a strange little boy named Ivan.

A conversation one day between Sealand and Russia. Based on a roleplay I did with one of my friends during lunch.

The newest member of Shepard's crew; a hanar, decides that Legion is the Avatar of the Enkindlers. A programming malfunction in Legion's systems lead to him taking advantage of this and sends the humble hanar on a quest to find the Holy hat. Crackfic.

Legion tries to convince Tali and the quarian people to put aside their differences with the geth in order to combat the Reapers. However, Legion has ulterior motives - motives that will lead to a familiar confrontation shown in Mass Effect 2. One shot.

I don't care what the cover of this book says in fancy golden script, because it's lying. This is not a diary. This is a log about the ending of the world." Everything breaks, even Nations, but their words remain.

POSTGAME, THERE WILL BE SPOILERS. After the Manhattan incident, Dana wakes up in the morgue to discover she's...not quite the woman she used to be. -Disregards Prototype 2

Russiamerica Valentines Day story. Russia is coerced into visiting America on Valentines Day to stave off the depression the younger nation feels on this particular day every year. domestic!Russia,weight conscious!America, fluff, broken english.

Denmark always fouled up Norway's routine. DenmarkFem!Norway, Fluff

Hetalia: Axis Powers characters are real? Hah! Yeah right. Oh you, you laugh now. You wouldn't be laughing anymore if some freak company sent you a country in the mail!

Sealand has been taken by something not of this world, and only one person can save him... Note: may have inaccurate portrayals of mythology.

When Dana discovers a strange sound that seems to render the infected useless, her attempts to help Alex go horribly wrong. Rated T for blood, violence, and language.

Denmark is really bad at getting her bestest bro Netherlands to appreciate her finer attributes. Netherlands/Fem!Denmark.

Between the point of departure and the destination there is the journey. Sten and Amell travel to Seheron. They meet plenty of trouble along the way. AU, started before DLC came out

What does a day in my life revolve around ever since that fateful click? Chaos, that's what. One day a girl, who was bored out of her mind ordered some "Hetalia Units" at the time she had no clue what she'd just done. Based off of LolliDictator's Manuals.

A series of vignettes focusing on the Courier and her followers, and what she must do to save the people and the city she loves. F!Courier/Boone. Eventually.

Scandinavian Nation are neat freaks...England finds them terribly confusing because of this. 3 short drabbles featuring the Nordics and England

Germany and Russia are at home when something very unexpected happens.

When ED-E gets smashed in an...um...tragic "accident", the others have to hurry to fix him again before the Courier returns and finds out.

Sealand finds out the true pain of what it really means to be a country.

If the transformers had an elevator...?

And here Denmark thought Finland was just a wimp. Was he ever wrong.. Fem-Finland, implied SuFin, other genderbent nations and pairings within. A sad attempt at a fanfic. Enjoy :3

Iceland asks Norway a simple, logical question, and good ole Norge has no choice but to give him "The Talk." ABSOLUTE CRACK. T for... umm... something.

A slashfic with a difference. A borderline sociopath, a sentient machine, similarities, differences and a night in the VI core. Rated for an occasional explicit moment... and language - it's Jack after all. Contains same sex sexual references.

What if America bought Sealand in 2007?

If only Arthur had recognised Peter. If only Raivis was taken seriously. Then WWIII wouldn't have happened at all. SeaxLat, One shot. Gore, character death.

People stuck on ships have to come up with ways to entertain themselves. Here is one such means of entertainment from the Normandy crew about our favorite Turian. G/T and J/EDI if you squint.

Thinking England has been shrunken down by accident, America mistakes Sealand for his frumpy ex-caretaker. But Sealand doesn't seem to mind; not when he's recently become infatuated with his new American role model. onesided!Sealand/US US/UK

101 things the Principality of Sealand, Peter Kirkland, is not allowed to do at World Meetings

A chat room, Peter, and Raivis - all mixed into a fluffy story that includes some SeaLat at the end, and some mentioned others - including a certain character that needs love advice. Rated T for language.

Shepard gets a little more than she bargained for after having assembled a crew of the galaxy's deadliest. Crackfic. :D . Oneshot.

What do our favorite Axis Powers Hetalia Characters do when they don't have a fanfiction to be in? Crack. Slight Death Note crossover. Rated T for swearing and some slight sexual themes.

An unstoppable virus monster tries to figure out what to get his sister for her birthday. Shoplifitng, helicopter crashes, and an angry Blackwatch general ensue.

A normal world meeting turns to disaster when Sealand decides to make himself heard.

Written whenever I heard that Sept. 2 was Peter's birthday. Fluffy fail that has SeaLat in it - and Peter's other family. oOo rated T for not much kissing oOo

Raivis never did like spiders... rated T for Tino's and Raivis' - yes, Raivis' - foul mouths. I'm pretty sure you can relate, and I'm also sure that the romance thing kinda shine through if you take off the sunglasses.

Sealand and Russia? What?

Pokemon of the world have changed, their abilities now lethal with a common enemy in mind: Humanity. In response to the human genocide, factions are forged among the Legendary Pokemon, alliances and battles from opposing dogmas now will dictate the fate of mankind.

OH MY GOD, THAT'S A HUGE SPIDER! Part 5 of 5 in my "Picking on the Nordics" series.

LOOK AT THESE KITTENS FINLAND. LOOK AT THEM. Finland finally snaps after a small incident with Puffin. Part four in my "Picking on the Nordics" series.

Peter, Berwald, Tino, Toris, Eduard, and Raivis go to the amusement park as a surprize get together. When Berwald gives the youngest boys a challenge, will they complete them, or have to do laundry for a week? Beware, there is plently of fluff inside...

Grunts been convicted for violent acts against Turians. Can Wrex help him at his trial?

Chapter 3: Onboard the Nemesis, Starscream knows that Grindor serves no purpose other then to hurt him. He looks just like Blackout... Rated T for swearing. Read and Review plz :D

Fem!Norway can't hide her gender from Denmark forever, especially since she's growing up. DenFem!Nor, human names used.

Vault girl Ava Flint frees Charon before embarking on her adventures. She would finish this fight. There are no loose ends as far as she is concerned.

Sealand makes Sweden a card for Father's Day every year and gives it to him. Upon questioning, Sweden doesn't even know why Sealand gives him a card.

Blackout crashes in Iceland, and Barricade's the only one who can get there to repair him. A lesson in trust.

Postgame, Full spoilers. The phone rings when Alex walks by Central Park, and old ghosts don't seem to stay dead for very long. Cross x Alex

Dinner and breakfast together? That's kind of weird, Mama. SuFin, Sealand, and CRAZINESS.

Alex Mercer runs into some trouble commandeering a tank.

A short story about Alex Mercer and a bunch of stupid soldiers.

A short story written about Alex and a movie ticket line.

Alex Mercer sees another Supreme Hunter, which means more killing on the streets. When he finally brawls with the monster, he finds out he gets more than he bargained for. SH/Alex, rape involved. Read at your own risk.

This is a mother's day fic dedicated to all the Mothers out there.

The latest in recent technology! A Cracked guide on how to maintain and nurture the cast of Axis Powers Hetalia. Pure crack...OTL

Tali gets an unusual request from an equally unusual shipmate. Tali/Legion. Pure, unadulterated fluff on a fluff sandwich. T for Jack's potty mouth.

The title is just a song reference; there's no drug use in his fic. Sten, Leliana, Oghren and Shale are sent into Denerim to get some supplies. Things don't quite go according to plan. Just a short, silly, but hopefully humorous one-shot.

CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an IVAN BRAGINSKI unit. This manual has been provided to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...

Two Little Sisters fight over an "Angel". Their Daddies aren't sure what to do. It's not like they can spank them.

It is like trying to look into the eyes of a dragon, the ultimate feat... They say eyes are the windows to the soul, and Finland is about to find out what that really means.

We all put our minds as to what happened in the elevator with Karen and Alex, now imagine if Karen told the story through her eyes, of what was the most horrific moment of her life...

Sealand is just a principality. He goes to a world conference, gets disappointed, and does something rash. This is what happens when you piss off a nation wannabe with high dreams and goals.

Peter and Raivis discover fun uses for Ivan's giant coat. Cuteness galore.

When Wrex is struck with a foul mood, his crew mate's habits seem to only serve to get under his skin. Can Sheperd find him something to kill that isn't someone working on the Normandy? Short, but possibly more to come.

Afer reading one too many LW/Charon fics, this was born. The Lone Wanderer will do almost anything to get her hands on the ghoul Charon, much to the amusement of Lucas Simms. One-shot.

I see my reflection, and I don't recognize myself anymore. How am I still sane after all the fear, the loss, and the killing? I remind myself it's because of my friends, helping me survive the new world of Pokemon...but what would I do if I lost them? Sequel to Poké Wars: The Subsistence. (No Longer Canon)

Sealand sees something he shouldnt have and it ruins Christmas this year for him. Will Iceland be able to figure out what happen? Main Pairing: SuFin

Barricade tries to explain Black Friday to a cluster of dronelings. It does not go well. Oneshot for your holiday fun!

She has daddy issues. A temper. An addictive personality. She also gets a kick out of violence. Join the Lone Wanderer as she travels with Charon and eventually Butch and gets them all into trouble. Short chapters. LW/Charon RnR please.

When Sam takes a late night walk, he never suspected this to happen. Well, at least he's not alone in that statement; neither had Barricade. Friends will be made. Lives will be changed forever. Decepticon-centric.

No child wants to know about what their parents do in bed.

It's a very bizarre Halloween indeed for the Decepticons this year. Contents include Telitubby costumes, creepy old perverts, ghosts, lots and lots of alcohol, and more in this insane tale of spookified insanity.

A Fallout 3 fic. When Charon is critically wounded, the Lone Wanderer recruits Gob for a desperate journey to save his life. Female Vault Dweller, named Samantha.

Hiding alone on a hostile planet can be scary for a small, easily frightened mech like Sideways. It's only natural that he'd want a friend to protect him.

After Bumblebee's pet goldfish dies, he, along with Jazz, Arcee, and Optimus Prime, set off on an epic journey to save his fish from the Reaper. DISCLAIMER: Contains 78% Insanity

Barricade never was known for his cooking skills. Blackout makes a note of the fact...

Someone asked. This is what happened.

Because evil was a sparkling once, too.

This is a manual on how to care for your Predator! Actual Predator not included. Hope you guys enjoy it!

Post Movie ‘07 – Blackout searches the desert for Scorponok, and finds so much more than that.

Latvia shows Sealand a side of himself that no one else as seen before...

On a cold dark night, Canada meets a strange man… who makes him a promise. Canada and General Winter

China is still upset with how his countrymen were treated by Australia's countrymen during the Gold Rush. But, Australia is hoping to make up for it.

Jazz takes an unfortunate car thief on a homicidal joyride.

Bumblebee always hated saying goodbye. Especially when goodbye means "forever".

What happens when two Decepticons get lost and end up in Silent Hill?

A song, sung to the tunes of jingle bells, about the first two scarecrow books.