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America was bored and he looked at Russia who was simply just sitting quietly while holding a pipe. He bit his lip and it was as if this was some kind of contest of who can be quiet for the longest, but this was dull and boring plus it was not as if Russia had said it was a contest.

'I wonder how long America can handle silence, da.' Russia thought innocently and he smiled faintly at America's restless state. 'Not much longer now.'

"Russia, I have some jokes for you." America suddenly said loudly and he was smiling brightly at him. Russia merely blinked and then tilted his head slightly, but sighed lightly and he had a feeling America will have nothing expect Soviet Russia jokes to tell him.

"Da." Russia stated carelessly and he clenched his pipe tighter while smiling at America.

"I personally love these jokes and I just can't help myself." America commented cheerfully and his hand was on his gun just in case Russia rushes towards him with that pipe while smiling innocently. "You might even laugh."

"America, do tell your silly little jokes." Russia stated calmly and he heard America chuckle.

"In Soviet Russia, Prostitute pays you." America managed to say and then he begun giggling not caring about Russia's annoyed expression. "In Soviet Russia, hell goes to you."

Russia bit his lip and he rather found that these jokes were getting old, but yet America keeps on telling him and telling him over the years.

"In Soviet Russia, rules follow you. In Soviet Russia, sign reads you. In Soviet Russia, mad cows shoot you. In Soviet Russia, bed sleeps on you. In Soviet Russia, English learns you. In Soviet Russia, President assassinates you. In Soviet Russia, chocobo rides you." America was on a roll and he was giggling throughout it all while Russia was tensing up. "Man, I have a lot more. I love these jokes so much and I can't stop."

"In Soviet Russia, America becomes one with you." Russia commented innocently and then watched as America glared at him.

"I'm not going to become or make anyone become one with me." America said firmly and he felt like Russia was purposely ruining the jokes.

'America can say jokes, but can't handle them. I will tell some jokes of my own, da.' Russia mentally thought to himself and then smiled innocently at America. 'You won't like them.'

"Fine." America muttered sulkily and he had his arms crossed in annoyance.

"In America, You pay for sex. In America, you are in hell. In America, You forget the rules. In America, you ignore signs. In America, you kill things. In America, you miss the bed. In America, you have made up words. In America, you try to destroy the problem. In America, you ride animals." Russia told America cheerfully and he enjoyed the fact that America's face was turning red.

"Russia, You jackass!" America said loudly and he was so upset that he was struggling to say anything. Russia smiled brightly and this should teach America a lesson about telling jokes.

"In Russia, kiss hurts you. In America, you are kissed." Russia commented lightly and then he grabbed America by the hips. He kissed America on the lips and made sure to make it painful, but then again Russia suspects that America likes pain.

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