pls. bare with me my profile is still undergoing construction

Hi everyone My name is Serrina-chan!! and welcome to my profile

I, Serrina, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution.
Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution; because everyone knows how much it sucks when you have 500 hits and 3 reviews...

Age: 20

Birth date: September 18, 1994

=To all readers of when angels fly and my other fanfic =

sorry for the inconvenience but I am currently having writer's block so i don't really think I can come up with any good stories yet ... but rest assured that I will try to update once in a while... and if you have any suggestion for my current fanfics pls. inform me it would be a big help if you did ...

The color blue reminds me of chocolate and Edward Cullen. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. When I laugh, I sound like my gay uncle, cat pee glows under a blacklight. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random!CHOCOLATE PUDDING!! SHIIIIINEEEEEEEEEE is funfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfun! \I HAVE A PINK PIG! but if you think about it all pigs are pink...MY PIG HAS FLOWERS IN IT! but if a pig eats flowers then i guess it would have flowers in it...MY PIG HAS FISH IN IT! but if a pig ate fish it would also have fish in it, would it get digestive problems? probably would...MY PIGGY IS TRANSPARENT!! that explains how i can see all the stuff in it! My favorite color is black and NoT PINK it reminds me of hell xD not like I have ever been to hell hhmmm but a lot of ppl say I look good in pink and if your one those ppl who thinks so too then why wont you wear that damn color! I call my best friend kitty kathy you can find her on this site her pen name is cornianprincess, wait... If I call her kitty doesn't that mean she's a cat? but she look human to me... or maybe she's an alien cat in disguised as a human to conquer the earth and steal all the catnip her heart desires... but I don't think she likes catnip. No wonder she's speaks another language, she calls her language cornia and it goes like this "corn cheese corn corn whiskey corn you corn chocolate" and it means "I like cheese and I drink whiskey do you like chocolate? tell me you love it or Haunt you in your dreams!"./ If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile (and add something random)

Welcome to the corn show:

cHocoLate-BunnIeS-LivE: corn corn cheese corn choco.., CORN! (translation:Welcome to the corn show!)

cornianprincess: Cornie cheese corn choco! ( hey bunnies I missed you!)

cHocoLate-BunnIeS-LivE: coco choco princess corn! ( awe I missed you too cornian princess!)

cornianprincess: corno choco coco corn corn? (wait., what the heck am I doing on your profile?)

cHocoLate-BunnIeS-LivE: uhhh., Corno choco cheese corn corn., choco corn corn corn (your on the corn show., I thought you new I mean after all you are the princess of cornia language)

cornianprincess: aki corno corn corn muko corn corn (I have to go bunnies cant stay for too long the mother ship is calling me)

cHocoLate-BunnIeS-LivE: chewo cornie corn corn.,... O_o cornie corn corn cheese?! (sure no problem and there you have it folks.,... O_o wait say what?!)

=cornotalia corn corn= (The End)

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!

No I do not have kids nor am i an adult. Oldness, ew. i had to post it, it told me 2!

Annoying things to do in an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Duck Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

98 percent of the Teenage population drinks or has been around alchohol.
Copy this into your profile if you like bagels.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever just felt like running somewhere, anywhere, just to be free, paste this to you're profile (... :D ...)

If you've ever been on the computer for hours on end reading fanfics copy this to your profile

The electric chair was invented by a dentist if you're scared now more than ever by dentists copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever just wanted to go up to some random person and slap them and then just walk away, copy and paste this to your profile (which i have)

If you constantly dream about anime characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you constantly are eating ramen due to the influence of anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet copy and paste this to your profile (well...idk)

If you are a "stupid smart person" copy and paste this into your profile. (I have my blonde moments...like everyone else)

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro! (well it does!!)

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (yah!! random retards woo hoo!!)

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

Friends will ask you why you are crying but best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

She's my best friend, break her heart and I'll break your face!

I used to be normal, until I met those losers I now call my best friends! (actually...i was never normal...)

A best friend is the one who can look at you with the biggest smile on your face and still knows something's wrong.

A best friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Friends will always be like "Well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days."

Inside jokes midnight calls crazy nights = Best friends

A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you. (YAY!! THREE RETARTED IDIOT GIRLS!!...random...)

A best friend is a girl you can call in the middle of the night and say you killed someone and she would say "where should we hide the body?"

Friends are gods way of apologizing for our families

You know you've got the greatest friends when the only time they make you cry is when you're laughing too hard. (They has never made me cry...of sadness that is)

Sometimes i wonder..."Why is that frisbee getting Bigger?" ... and then it hits me.

Everyone has the right to be stupid but you're abusing the privlege.(im talking to myself...)

growing OLD is mandatory; growing UP is optional! (mmmmm i'll choose growing old!! Adults are just taller children...they just jump a little higher)

Save trees: don't do homework!

The good news: I was right. The better knews: you were wrong.

Can I get caller ID for the voices in my head.

I did not escape. They gave me a day pass.

I never make mistakes, I thought I did once, but I was mistaken.

If you like being crazy,an idiot,a retard,a moron,a anime fanatic,a anime retard,a stupid idiot who tried to eat a watermelon without cutting it then copy this and paste it on your profile.(not with glue trust me that doesnt work)

The villagers are coming with torches and pitchforks. Please hide me.

If you met my family, you'd understand!

I have multiple personalites and none of them like you.(i was talking to my other personality...hehe... :D...)

It's very simple. I'm right. You're wrong.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (muahaha)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I love copy and pasting stuff like this so PM me if your profile is filled with this crap)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele (that reminds me...i have a spelling test to study for...hmm .)

if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your pro

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever looked at one of your siblings and said "who the hell are you?" copy to profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile (i wasn't listening in the first place)

If you've ever driven your friends/family insane with your constant anime blathering, copy and paste this into your profile. (BIG TIME T.T)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (my world rocks and is better than our world...Welcome to the crazy/anime realm)

If you are a girl who is tired of the stereotype that girls are weaker than men, copy and paste this to let those guys know that we could beat their sorry asses anyday. XD (sorry dudes...but...it's true!!)

If you believe all your favorite anime characters are indeed alive in their own dimension, copy and paste this into your profile. (somewhere out there...)

If you can shout out a random anime quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you twitch everytime you read an error in a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile. (If you haven't proofread your last chapter, DO IT NOW!!)

If you have a really long profile, copy and paste this to make it even longer! (Oh, the irony...)

If you bother to read other people's profiles looking for stuff to copy and paste, copy and paste this into your profile! (again...PM me if you have things like this)

If you have ever considered making friends with the walls in your room copy this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you easily finish a novel a day, copy and paste this onto you're profile. (yeah...some people get scared)

If you spend multiple hours a day reading and writing or a combination of both copy and paste this to your profile. (like right now)

If you hear voices of the characters in your head... copy paste this to your profile (doesn't everyone...hmm...i need to speak to my doctor)

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile (and i did not get caught!! yay spy movies that help you get away with things!! i take notes from them so i can use them later on...quite useful really)

Admitting you're weird means you are normal. Saying you are normal is odd. If you admit you are weird and like it copy this to your profile (and i like it)

If you think the CoCo Puff bird should go to rehab repost this

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

If you've ever threatened a computer repost this (many many many times...sigh...)

If you've ever had a crush on an anime character copy and repost this onto your profile. (I LOVE KYOUYA!!AND MORI!!AND KAORU!!THATS WHY IN MY STORY IM THREE PPL!!)

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you lose the argument that it becomes weird.

I agree with the dictionary
Girls before Guys
Fun before Studying
Friendship before Love

If you know somebody who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. repost if its true

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. repost if ur the one with the questions

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers...repost if animal testing is wrong...

The road to success is always under construction. Repost if u know u will be successful

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child.

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.

In some families, 'please' is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it was 'sorry'.

The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink cow milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em.

Do not believe in miracles, rely on them

Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting

Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that when you leave.

If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie

This morning I looked down at my unmade bed and decided that it was art in another medium and I should not destroy it.

Know what I'm thinking? No. Neither do I; frightening, isn't it?

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

Never say "OOPS!" always say "Ah, Interesting!"

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

If you ever had a weird random dream about killing a celebrity copy this to your profile. (zac effron...you will die...)