Sorted into Slytherin with the whisper of prophecy around her, Hermione refuses to bow down to the blood prejudices that poison the wizarding world. Carving her own path forward, Hermione chooses to make her own destiny, not as a Muggleborn, a halfblood, or as a pureblood... but as a New Blood, and everything the mysterious term means. ((Short chapters, done scene by scene))

After being undermined by everyone, Henry realized a truth; his eyes cleared and he couldn't look away. He had aimed to never be his winter-like father, but Henry VII had always gotten what he wanted. If he truly wanted to marry Anne and have his son, perhaps he must employ some of his father's teachings. It was the only way to create the Golden Age for his soon-to-be-here son. AU!

Viktor had thought he might have loved her when he saw her by the Black Lake the first time, standing under a tree and trying, desperately, to make it look as if she wasn't waiting for him. But now? Now as she glanced up at him dwarfed by one of his old coats, snowflakes catching on her eyelashes… Now, he knew.

Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.

This story starts at the end of Harry's third year, and continues thru his seventh. There is action in many of the chapters, but I believe the overwhelming focus should be the main characters. I'm trying to write about a realistic and honest relationship between Harry and Hermione, that in turn, will change everything, from the Triwizard Tournament to the downfall of Voldemort.

Six years after her departure from the Court, Anne Stamford of Pembrokeshire and Kent - former Queen of England - lives a quiet retirement in the great house of Leeds Castle with her beloved husband, William. While things are - mostly - politically quiet, Elizabeth is keen to accept an invitation to go on progress to her mother's house. But where she goes - does trouble follow?

Cassiopeia Black wasn't the sort who was willing to just sit idly by while her House fell down around her. When Cassiopeia is given a Muggleborn witch orphaned by Death Eaters, she uses magical adoption to make the baby a true Black. Pureblood!Hermione. Slytherin!Hermione.

Hermione Granger is a little more ruthless, a little more bloodthirsty, and knows a lot less about the wizarding world and her place in it than she could ever guess. Halfblood!Hermione, Grey/dark!Hermione

AU. The life of General Kenobi is cut short at the hands of his Padawan, but the sight that greets his eyes upon awakening is not that of blinding light of the Force, but the Jedi Temple he knew when he was still a youth. Slow updates - no joke.

Set in the same AU as Lord Vader's Limpet and Driving Lord Vader. Newly returned from the Unknown Regions with Darth Vader, Admiral Piett doesn't expect much of a welcome from the New Republic. And not in a million lifetimes would he have predicted that their very first guest would be Luke Skywalker. After all, Vader is still his mortal enemy...right?

Gen. Harry has reached a very bitter thirty. His efforts to reform the Ministry haven't lessened the bigotry. Then he finds out that he's apparently a part of a pure-blood nobility he's never heard of; he's Lord Potter and Lord Black. Unfortunately, that revelation's come too late for him to be a reformer. All Harry wants to do is tear down the system and salt the earth. COMPLETE.

Maze knew there was something different about the bone-thin child in rags she'd seen rummaging through a trash can for food. She was going to find him and figure this out. He shouldn't be any harder to track down than a rogue demon after all, his appearance was quite distinctive. Scruffy black hair, round glasses, and a lightning-bolt scar on his forehead. Rescue!fic, complete.

There are legends among the pureblood families about Keepers-special witches who have the power to restore a fallen House. If any House needed a Keeper, it's the Ancient and Noble House of Black. Hermione/Multi (Cygnus, Orion, Sirius AND Regulus). Polyandry.

Lucifer's returned to Hell, and Trixie isn't happy about that. Mommy doesn't need to worry though, because she and Maze have a plan to fix things. Post Season 4 Fix-It.

Aslan sets into motion the only way to allow two people the chance they never had; the only way to get a lost daughter home. In the Shadow-Lands, they called this sort of thing "God sending an angel." To help save Susan, Aslan would send Caspian. UPDATED

Tom's fingers slid across her skin as he pulled up her sleeve, feeling irregular bumps and scaring as he watched in fascination as instead of a dark mark, he steadily revealed rune carvings. His eyes flicked back to hers, watching her reaction to his touch. "I will give you this, witch. You are unbearably intriguing," he murmured. *Hiatus, Not Abandoned*

Harry Potter's family isn't only at Number 4 Privet Drive. Unaware to even Dumbledore, an upheaval is approaching. The Ancient and Noble House of Black is reclaiming their power and changing the future of the magical world. *Updated Sporadically—Not Abandoned*

[HG/SS] AU: Tom Riddle's diary didn't start with Ginny. In fact, it started with Lucius Malfoy. Taking over his mind, Tom found a sacrifice to use in the Chamber of Secrets to "prepare" the Chamber for his resurrection. He really should have read the fine print when remaking spell required the "kiss of the basilisk."

Written in response to a challenge from AllegoriesInMediasRes. Anne Boleyn's future is in doubt as she recovers from another miscarriage, and it looks likely that her marriage is doomed to fail. But then a shocking accident changes everything, and suddenly Anne faces an entirely new set of challenges.

It started off as a joke. With their household of nannies, AIs, and superheros, the new Stark heir was hardly in need of extra care. But Loki, as it turns out, takes his position of godfather very seriously. Or, Tony accidentally names Loki his daughter's godfather. It ends up being not so terrible an idea. Companion to Proprietary and Appropriation.

AU to S2E18, the episode "Lady in Waiting". Anne Boleyn finds King Henry kissing Jane Seymour who is sitting in his lap, but her shock and grief do not lead to a miscarriage. Finally, she gives birth to a healthy son. Yet, the happiness she yearned to have as Henry's wife and queen is elusive. The king's love leaves her hollow.

Sequel to The Arithmancer. Years 5-7. Armed with a N.E.W.T. in Arithmancy after Voldemort's return, Hermione takes spellcrafting to new heights and must push the bounds of magic itself to help Harry defeat his enemy once and for all.

One event sealed her fate and the course of history forever, but what would happen if it was changed? If what was known as fact was changed to fiction how drastically would history be altered, or would everything remain the same?

(An Ottermione/Crackfic story!) Voldemort botched his attempt at immortality when he tried to make his first Horcrux and attempted to murder someone and ended up defeating himself. Idiot. Now, no one likes a Slytherin, and the world just seems… mad. (AU) (COMPLETE)

MARRIAGE LAW FIC! What happens when two people who thought they were destined for lives of free-wheeling and independence end up thrown together by meddling friends and a malicious Ministry? Why, nothing short of magic and mayhem! Rated M for mature!

Decades after the events depicted in Lucifer season 1, Trixie visits a grave to pay her respects, and gets an unexpected visit.

A series of one-shots set in a universe where Vader turned double agent for the Rebellion about three years after ROTS, and Leia is now his primary contact with the Rebellion. New: The Slave Who Makes Free. Meanwhile, on Tatooine... (Or, in which we learn that Luke and Anakin have more of a connection than either of them yet realize.)

What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.

Sometimes a small change can have a huge impact. What would have happened if Anne Boleyn had not miscarried her child in Episode 2.08? AU.

What if Pope Clement had agreed to allow Henry to take a second wife if he didn't annul his marriage with Katherine... and Henry accepted? AU fic.

Another in the BtVSHP crossover genre. A chance meeting and dark alliances lead Buffy, Dawn and the Scoobies into the world of Wizards, Witches, and assisting in the Second War against Voldemort. HarryDawn, RonHermione (Abandoned: Final Notes, Outlines and Sample Chapter Moments added for closure).

AU: In which Anne enacts her sweetest revenge. (Two shot)

Sybil Trelawney said that the one who could vanquish the Dark Lord would be "born as the seventh month dies." Thing is, July isn't the only month that could be considered the seventh; September used to be the seventh month in an older time. James & Lily live in this Horcrux-free AU, but others won't be so lucky. Inspired by a short fic I wrote a while back. More info inside.

After the tenth anniversary of the downfall of Voldemort, Harry realizes he's missing something important - as indeed are both his dearest friends, Hermione and Ron. The Celts had had a word for what they were to each other: anamchairde. Would that be enough?

Candy Morningstar, Theory Three: Candy Morningstar is really Lucifer's sister, Azrael, who has come to Earth in order to reclaim what is rightfully hers.

Inspired by the scene in Manly Whatnots where Lucifer catches Chloe coming out of the shower, this time he stumbles in on her in during an intimate moment. Begins there and continues with them growing closer. Equal parts fluff and smut.

Candy Morningstar, Theory One: Candy Morningstar is a stage name used by Chloe Decker while on an undercover mission in Las Vegas.

Lucifer and Chloe come to an agreement. Set in season 2, between episodes 3 and 4.

When a Santa walks into Lux, but not out again, Lucifer must play Santa, so he does - in his own way ...

Exactly what it says on the tin. Lucifer celebrates his first Christmas. Set after 2x10.

In which Charlotte does indeed explode Chloe's car and the series of events that follow based on biblical colors.

Chloe stared at the card in her hands, suddenly feeling very old. Had it really been fifteen years since high school had let out for the last time?

Story 1 of the Lilith Series between 'My Little Monkey' and 'Trip to Stabby Town'. Lucifer Morningstar expected an evening of drinks and pleasure, but instead discovered a very old friend sleeping in his penthouse. Lilith has escaped Hell and has lost all her power. Desperate she seeks his help to stop a man who is stalking her.

Lucifer believes he's a monster. Trixie has another opinion. Or: How Trixie (and everyone else) found out that Lucifer is the Devil.

Every time she caught a case, she called him and hoped he'd finally pick up and come to help her, but it always went to voicemail. In fact, his voicemail came on so quickly that Chloe knew he was not just letting the phone ring. He was sending it to voicemail.

He'd made the mistake of revealing his true self to the good doctor. He wasn't going to make the same mistake with his detective. LM/CD Deckerstar

The detective steps toward Maze as Dan takes a small step backward, "You said Lucifer is in trouble.  He's...Maze, he's really The Devil, isn't he?" Maze barks a harsh, loud laugh and raises her arms to the sky, "She CAN be taught!"  She turns her gaze to Chloe, "Yes, Decker.  He is.  And he's pretty fucked up right now."

Hermione watches the inky sky, alone, and wishes upon a star. She wishes for an equal, someone to stand at her side as she takes a stand against the world. And when the Fates deliver him to her, the world will never be the same again.

[HG/SS] AU/Crackfic: One morning, Severus Snape wakes up with a furry visitor snuggled under the quilt with him. As he pulls back the quilt, two glowing eyes lock with his, and everything is turned on its ear. As the rest of his visitor crawls out from under the covers, he realises he has a problem. There is a Nundu cub in his bed, and for some reason, she's bound to him.

Just a thought I had about the reason behind Chloe being immune to the Devil's powers. Malcolm wasn't affected because he'd been to hell, what if Chloe had already met the Devil many years before. Warning, hints toward suicide. Rated T

Werewolves. Vampires. Spies. Secret societies. Love. Magic. Animagi. Prophecies. Ancient goddesses. Sacrifice. More than just the Wizarding world hangs in the balance. Will two unlikely partners have what it takes? D/Hr AU after HBP.

Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.

Lucifer gets a surprise late night visit. Set after 'Take Me Back to Hell.'

A new case, one that hits particularly close to home, may be Lucifer's undoing as it forces a painful past into the open. With Chloe searching for the truth and Maze doing everything to hide it the question will finally be answered; just how human is the Devil? Takes place after 1x03.

Small short story explaining my favorite theory about why Lucifer is only experiences mortality around Chloe. Set sometime after the season 1 finale. Some definite Chloe/Lucifer shipping.

What if Thomas had lived? Would he have taken his wife Edith and run away? Not likely. He's guilty of murder, fraud, and incest and the world knows it. For justice to be served, he must be tried and hanged for his crimes. But Edith will not let him. Despite their rocky start, Edith will stop at nothing to rescue him from the noose, even if it means hurtling into her nightmare.

What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.

Returning for her Eighth Year at Hogwarts, Hermione Granger discovers that the school itself has different plans for her. * time travel *

In which a piece of the Chloe Puzzle falls into place. This is a one-shot for Nix Crepsley's challenge. :)

A collection of one-shots and episode tags, lots of fluff (and Trixie because I love that girl). Chapter Two: "A Rain-Check for the Devil"

In a bizarre chain of events, after a plot saved Anne from the tower, she suddenly finds herself as the Queen of France. Heartbroken and angry, she seeks revenge. With politics, past identities and power plays in mind, she finally carves out a new path and embraces her true destiny.

"But Lucifer," she started, as her fingers popped open the first button, "I want you to take advantage," she whispered, her face unbelievably close to his own. - Chloe arrives at Lucifer's apartment. She's drunk. Smut ensues. Based off of the Promo from 1x10: Pops. RATED M for sexual situations.

"I know what's she done, what she's sacrificed. Like her, I've taken a stand for unpopular convictions. I too have been cast out of the rank and file. But I was not alone – something I have come to see as a true blessing. You – you shut her out. You all closed ranks behind her, and you – of all people – should have been beside her... She's not alone anymore. I'm here now."

The Revenge of the Sith went very differently. Now, six years later, Obi-Wan Kenobi guards the Imperial Prince and Princess from hiding, hoping that he will never have to reveal himself. Because if he did- well, he tried never to think about it.

Wikkt marriage challenge: In which we break all the rules

Hermione gets some of the answers early. She has trouble understanding what all the questions are.

To think all this started with a simple, curious kiss under the mistletoe...Kirsty is reunited with the Prince of Pain at Christmas once more. Only this time, they share more than just a kiss beneath the mistletoe...One shot Pinsty fluff 'n' smut. Sequel to last year's Christmas fic 'Silent Night'. Co-written with Rurrlock-God of Power.

This was definitely not in her job description. And yet, here she was, Deputy Head of the DRCMC, somehow doing a job better suited to an Unspeakable. How on earth did she get assigned to helping Salazar Slytherin get settled into life in the twenty-first century? (Originally a gift fic for Meiri in the Granger Enchanted Fic Exchange.)

When the mutilated body of a man thought long dead turns up to haunt a dangerous diplomatic mission, Luke Skywalker sets out to prove the Alliance delegation is innocent but uncovers a horrifying conspiracy that threatens the stability of the galaxy. Luke Vader Father&Son story with humour, mystery and horror. Featuring Han Solo, Leia Organa, Admiral Piett and General Veers.

The one in which a territorial Loki becomes an instructor at the SHIELD Academy. It takes everyone some time to... adapt... to the new situation.

A series of vignettes centered around the Solo kids as they grow up. Nothing too serious, just an exploration of some of the more normal moments of their lives.

Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.

On a mission to learn more about the origins of Voldemort's Horcruxes, Hermione goes back in time to witness the creation of Slytherin's locket. But she never expected to come in contact with its creator: Salazar Slytherin himself.

COMPLETE Silly little three-shot about Salazar Slytherin, the Room of Requirement, and the modification of well-known Potions. Seriously, funnier and fluffier than it sounds. Gift fic for a lucky reviewer. SS/HG

Sarah dreams of the Labyrinth and being chased by a rider in black. Jareth dreams of claiming the queen who once escaped him. Sometimes fairy tales come true, but there is always a price. The Wild Hunt is coming - but who is the hunter and who is the prey

Kirsty embarks on a mission to gather the boxes in order to protect the world. Hunted and beaten down, she ends out calling on an old foe to help her. M for violence and the tiniest hint of citrus.

Post-DH, Hermione confronts the post-war world, including the wizarding War Crimes Trials of 1999, rogue Dementors, werewolf packs, and Ministry intrigue. All is not well, and this is nothing new. Rated M for later chapters.

The Ministry has passed a marriage law to help boost the dwindling magical population but Hermione is not interested, not in any of the available wizards. Then Luna dares her to follow some of the Old Ways and Hermione is most pleasantly surprised because she doesn't have to settle for anything less than her Fates match. AU COMPLETE Added 2 outtakes

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

What's a best nemesis (Loki) to do when his usual captor (Hermione) is temporarily out of commission? And why isn't trashing major cities fun anymore?

A Festive Pinsty One Shot. It's Christmas Eve, and Kirsty comes face to face not with Santa, but the Prince of Cenobites. Though she soon comes up with a festively inspired plan to bargain her way out of his grasp once more...Present for Art-Gem from deviantArt.

Extreme measures are taken to distract Molly long enough for Bill to both neutralize a love potion and ask Harry to help make his engagement to Fleur possible. A kinder, smuttier alternative to Book Six's "An Excess of Phlegm" chapter. H/Hr, Bill/Fleur.

Henry has a ghoulish encounters with his wife on All Hallows Eve 1542.

In which Darth Sidious acts rashly, an evil spirit takes a liking to Padme Amidala, Bail Organa is easily shocked, and Anakin Skywalker is grossly underestimated, for once. Loosely inspired by the John Keats poem of the same name. AU. Anidala.

While the Empire and the New Republic work to prepare themselves for the comming invasion, a new source of informatrion on their foes arrives from the most unlikely of places- yet another dimension. But can their visitor save both their world and his?

A silly little Marriage Law ficlet. I'm pretty sure every H/S author is required to write one at some point. It's like a rite of passage.- Someone comes to Hogwarts with PLANS, but there are curious surprises at every turn.

The road is always paved with good intentions, as Buffy traumatically discovers. Not only is her world, her identity, and life as she knows it torn away, but it is done by her friends. And all that's left is the Song and Silence.

BtVS&SG1 To keep the Stargate out of N.I.D hands and still running, the President takes the desperately drastic step of selling it to the New Council!

Sophie/Lucard : A February blizzard covers the city in snow, bringing a snow-covered truce between the House of Helsing and Alexander Lucard

Loki has a visitor while awaiting his prison transfer.

GE Samhain Challenge inspired... When Hermione is invited to Ron's wedding, Harry issues a counter-invite... To Luna's Samhain 'Girls Night Out.' That's when things went just a little bit odd.

Han/Luke/Leia. Han convinces Luke to come aboard the Falcon to take shelter from the sandstorm following their escape from Jabba's palace. In their relief at being safely together again, the complicated nature of their love triangle doesn't seem to be as distressing, and the three are able to take comfort in each other. Explicit but tasteful. Sad and longing.

AU - Harry is rescued from the Dursleys by the Grangers, but they first time they touch, both Harry and Hermione collapse unconscious. A Harry Hermione soul bond fic - will be romance LATER.

When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione

Harry Potter knew something was going to go wrong when, as a punishment, Snape made him test an uncompleted ageing potion. Something always goes wrong. And he was right.

Harry is sick and tired of always being kept in the dark, of being lied to, and of being protected. He's had enough and he's going to take control of his life. Takes place at the summer before sixth year. HHR. Slight HBP spoilers. Some Dumbledore bashing.

When three and a half year old Jaina Solo decides she doesn't want to do what she's told, what will happen to her when she accidentally flow walks into the past?

Loki has been banished, and must find someone to champion his return. What he finds is Hermione, who is much more than he ever expected. Marvelverse: Post-Thor, HP: Post-Hogwarts EWE. Hermione/Loki.

Harry dies, again, and his Death Angel is NOT happy. Sent back for the last time with his memories intact, he tries to do it right. And his Death Angel won't leave him or his soul mates alone. Challenge by Reptilia28; H/Hr/L Nev/Sus B/Han A

Darth Vader collapses on the bridge of the Executor as visions through the force overwhelm him. He realises his son has been killed and Palpatine is responsible for ordering this. Acknowledgements to Timothy Zahn for the original plot bunny.

Slowly coming to understand that she may never escape the dangers of opening the puzzle box, a series of encounters with her personal demon from hell leads her deeper into her own corruption.

AU. Anne Boleyn was acquitted of all crimes because her marriage was declared invalid and permitted to hold her title of Marquess of Pembroke. She is considered as one of the King's previous mistresses but allowed to keep her daughter with her, a royal bastard.

In canon, Hermione failed to notice that the inscription on the grave of Harry's parents was from the Bible. Pity, she could have found a hidden code...

Sometimes, an average family has secrets. The residents of 1313 Mockingbird Lane have more secrets than most. Perhaps their biggest secret is how family comes first and foremost. Once he turns 11, young Harry Munster is offered a place at the Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, but he isn't interested, for four reasons. Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy bears, and Spot.

Hermione Granger is a bibliophile and in the course of her excursions she stumbles onto a long lost cache of knowledge. This leads her to an ancient experimental lab where she unwittingly restores Salazar Slytherin to life. And he is very determined to repay her in every way possible. Post B7EWE AU COMPLETE

Some things are better left alone, but Hermione was never able to resist a good challenge. Long one-shot. Fluff. Hermione/Salazar. Complete

What if Leia's Force powers had manifested as the Death Star targeted Alderaan?

It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.

Harry and Hermione grow closer after Ron leaves them during the hunt for horcruxes. Their lives become even more interesting when Severus Snape joins them after the final battle. Strong warnings for sexual content (see inside for details).

The Fates have given Salazar Slytherin the opportunity for a second chance with some major strings, including making one Hermione Granger happy. Hermione is more interested in her work than dating. (Written for Hermione Smut Round Six - Prompt #75) No under-eighteens, please. COMPLETE.

COMPLETE. The classic story of A Christmas Carol - but with Star Wars characters playing the parts. Warning: Fourth wall breaking, classic literature parodying, overall craziness, etc.

Forced to compete in the Triwizard Tournament against his will, Harry faces things which no fourteen year old wizard should. A loss of innocence, coupled with betrayal, causes Harry to either give up or change in order to meet the challenges ahead.

Queen Anne Boleyn knows she is in danger when she miscarries her boy. She makes a decision to leave her husband, her home, and her family, to save her life and her daughter's. Serious AU. Written in response to a plot-bunny. One-shot.

1. Your name is Harry Potter. 2. You have seven days to marry Draco Malfoy. 3. Only one person was ever on your side. 4. She's trying to take over the world. 5. Harem? Tropetastic crackshot.

In stories centered around his grandfather's home, Spock's family, Vulcan survivors and our favorite crew struggle to deal with the catastrophic changes caused by the Narada. Isn't Christopher Plummer well cast here? Jaunty scarf!

Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.

Jedi Master Dooku is in a long-term undercover assignment with slow but steady progress. But he gets a distress call from this Knight Kenobi with a Padawan Skywalker and things just start to go crazy.

...and His Accomplice Hermione Granger. DH AU. Short chapters. Two people, dissatisfied with their roles in the war, decide to make a change.

Estel, at nine years old, has to learn some hard lessons. Finally complete!

Anakin defeats and kills Obi-Wan at Mustafar, and Padmé dies in childbirth. The twins live with the consequences.

Sequel to "Protégé: Chosen" and "Protégé: Padawans." Dooku has continued training Anakin... and the Sith Master is looking for a new apprentice.

It's episode 15: The crew of Enterprise goes hunting for Damin, a confrontation is in store at Woodhaven House, and it's finally time for a wedding… or two. The concluding episode of the Lerteiran Chronicles.

Palpatine uses his cloning technology to experiment with a DNA template of Padme Amidala. The results are disastrous.

"Elizabeth shall be a greater queen than any king of yours. She shall rule a greater England than you could ever have built! Yes! MY Elizabeth shall be Queen, and my blood will have been well spent." -Queen Anne Boleyn from 'Anne of the Thousand Days.'

Penguins in zoos all over the world suddenly vanish. The Avengers are sent to investigate. You can guess who is behind it.

Governmental contracts usually go to the lowest bidder. Even in galaxies far, far away. And, here or there, you get what you pay for.

After an encounter with Luke six years after he witnessed the boy's birth, Fett takes Luke and Leia to raise as his own. Bail Organa eventually takes Leia back and erases her memories from when she was taken to when she was returned to him. Her lost memories return on the Death Star, leading up to a Star Wars with Luke and Leia as Bounty Hunters in the mold of their adoptive father

Harry formulates an innovative taunting-based Occlumency barrier inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Snape retaliates by threatening to reveal Harry's perviest memories and fantasies, including those involving a certain bushy-haired best friend.

While working alone in the library one stormy night, Hermione senses she is being watched. But even she is unprepared for who, or rather what, that person is and how she reacts to him. Hermione/Salazar Slytherin. One-shot. M content.

An alternate version of HBP and DH with more focus on Hermione's character than in the books. Picks up with Hermione's conjured canaries and Harry comforting her without being interrupted by Ron and takes off from there. Eventual H/Hr.

"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.

When Playwitch comes knocking, 10 of Wizarding England’s finest step up to the challenge. Multiple Pairings: Ginny/Cormac/Romilda, Harry/Draco, Luna/Lucius, Remus/Hermione/Sirius, Bill/Lavender/Charlie, Fred/Verity/George.

Starfleet launches a recruiting campaign. This can't end well for our heroes...

Harry & Co. enter Hogwarts. Dumbledore is not faced with a pawn. Voldemort is not faced with fertile ground. The world is about to change as war and revolution are in the air. Sequel.

In February 1536, Anne and Henry's marriage ends. Anne leaves court as the Duchess of Pembroke and Henry marries Jane Seymour, but the ties of love and passion refuse to die. Based loosely on the Marquess of Pembroke challenge.

AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!

By July, Anne could no longer walk unassisted, the weight of her belly was so great. A response to the Tiny Tudors challenge.

Kirsty Cotton is having a problem. The dead are rising, she's getting strange calls, and to top it all off, she's being stalked by a box.

Harry and Hermione travel now, unaccompanied by Ron. Sparks fly, words are said, and friends become ... more than friends. HPHG. DHcompatible.

A mysterious illness is sweeping through Hogwarts and the surrounding countryside. The only solution left for the founders is to seek help from the future. Salazar/Hermione

Post-DH. The line between politics and family is razor-thin, especially when you’re a daughter of the Ancient and Most Noble House of Black. Following the Battle of Hogwarts, Andromeda Tonks receives a condolence note from a surprising source.

Abandoned. The true story of Hermione's time at Hogwarts, in her own words. Now between First and Second Year.

McCoy boards the shuttle with Joanna and they start a not so nuclear family when Jim talks to her while her dad freaks out. Life will never be the same. Will be lemony in the future. McCoy/Jim

What do you do when you get blown into the next Universe? Christine Chapel figures it out. Written for the 2011 Ship Olympics.

Post Hellseeker. Kirsty Cotton's life has been consumed by the cenobytes and their hell. With nothing else to look forward to but enslavement in the Labyrinth, undone by her own addiction to their puzzles, what is her true desire? Kirsty/Pinhead

Harry is struck down by a nasty curse that requires some non-traditional medical care in South India. Hermione, Padma, and Parvati volunteer to assist in his care, and a menage-a-foursome is born. Harry/multi.

Jaina volunteers for a simple, routine mission away from the Academy- and in the process, stumbles across an old ship that holds more than a few surprises. Set in between Young Jedi Knights and New Jedi Order.

The morning after his nightmare about Padme dying in childbirth shatters what little balance is left to Anakin's world, shocking revelations are made that change the course of the galaxy forever.

The Killing Curse didn't leave Harry unaffected that night. Ten years later at Hogwarts saw a fledgling Gryffindor make a friend, and a savior who needed saving find a future... and the world changed.

There are no Jedi; no Sith. There are Abnormals—persons born with a midi-chlorian count proscribed at a dangerous level by the Galactic Empire. Those persons are euthanized immediately upon discovery. That is, until they come for the son of the last Jedi.

Post OotP. Harry inherits more than gold from Sirius and his parents. Now he must train to fight Voldemort while fighting against Dumbledore's manipulations. Full Summary inside. Slight Dumbledore Weasley bashing. Review!

AU. Obi Wan joined the Jedi Agricorp and has been living a quiet life. All that changed when he met Anakin. Now, the 2 live in safety. Completed as of March 14, 2011.

Spock and Nyota are still together. A transporter incident brings a Kirk who is bonded to Spock in another universe, he sets about to make things right. S/U, S/K, K/U & K/Mc

For seven years, Draco has carried the weight of the world on his shoulders, and just when he thinks he'll be released, something happens that will make him seek help from the last person he could have imagined.

An AU set during Invincible, in which Kyp is in Zekk's place. When Jaina realizes she doesn't want to choose between him and Jag, will things get too complicated? M for mature themes polyamory .

Alternate Universe- "I do not understand your presumption that I possess an agglomeration of female undergarments." Spock's POV

Notes: sequel to T'Keira Lea's Wingman, co-written with Darth Lex Summary: Shortly after Invincible, Jaina and Jag finally get their Union.

Jaina can't even remember having offered this insanity. Still, Jag and Zekk are taking her up on it. OneShot.

Knight Skywalker and Senator Amidala are reunited after years apart when Order 66 is executed. Some changes: Anakin never turned to the dark side, Count Dooku and Jango Fett are still alive, Padme hasn't seen ObiWan or Anakin since the time of Episode I.

After running away from Tatooine and being chased by the empire for three and a half years, Luke and Leia never thought Darth Vader would be their father and secretly they would be the crown Prince and Princess of the empire. That's a different adventure.

Ten years after ROTS, tormenting nightmares of his unborn child drive Darth Vader to extraordinary measures with unexpectedly drastic consequences. Clearly, experience has taught Darth Vader nothing... L/V, the gang, and a few OCs for flavor. COMPLETE!

Fun romp through the early Hogwarts years with H/Hr/L wreaking havoc on history and Wizarding society after waking up in their 9 & 10 year old bodies. Character bashing rampant in this redo. Rated M for language, adult situations and themes, and violence.

When Ivanova's latent telepathy is accidentally discovered, how far will Talia Winters go to help her escape Psi Corps?

Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...

Nick Stokes isn't the only one who's ever awakened six feet underground. Ficlet series.

A single scene: Fifty years later there's a prison, a guard, and roses. Susan has no regrets. updated 4/9/11

Then Rachel said, 'Here is my maid Bilhah, go into her... and even I may have children through her." Gen. 30:3. In a world where a sonless king has options above and beyond annulment, two women's fates will be drastically changed...

After things have gone terribly in the war, Harry and Hermione decide to travel back in time to stop the war from happening. Things go well at first, until...

Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.

Inconveniently it's the things that need fixing the most which are often irreparable.

Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete

Nurse Chapel has a handy revelation about Romulan physiology

AU. Leia was kidnapped and sold into slavery, she meets Luke Skywalker on Tatooine and they become friends. But three years after they meet, they're forced to become fugitives after Luke saves her and kills her master. Full summary inside. No incest.

There's too much confusion. Order 66 goes awry, and a group of clones find themselves wondering what to make of their future.

Hank Summers wasn't Buffy's real father. A number of 'what ifs' for the position of daddy. Set in season 5 and onward.

In the Indian Ocean in the 1790s, an escaped slave girl joins up with a ragtag team of pirates to avenge her sister's death at the hands of the notorious star-man, Nero. Pirate steampunk adventure AU, ensemble with background Sp/U and slash K/M and S/C .

All Jag wants is to take Jaina out for a nice, quiet evening dinner. Unfortunately, he gets a slightly tipsy night at a karaoke bar instead.

Just before his fifth birthday Harry is visited by someone who reveals that he is not only a Wizard but can also use something called the Force. Will be Independent Harry/Hermione Chapter 12 now up

Her boy looks terribly disappointed when she shows him the planet she's picked for them, and if she were mortal, she might feel satisfaction: at last he'll be out of trouble for a while.

Because she didn't wake up new the next morning and stop resenting her family and the world's unfairness, and she didn't just let it end after thirteen hours with the Labyrinth or its King―and they found that worked for them.

Now Complete! Severus Snape is not a kind man, but Hermione Granger is past caring. She wants his approval and will do anything to get it. How far will she go? Even she has no concept of the depths to which she will fall in her quest.

Sequel to An Unexpected Incident, features little Spock and Nyota, Sa/Am

Spock reluctantly accepts an invitation in order to fulfill one of Amanda's greatest wishes. What will he learn as he gets to know the human side of his family? Spock, Uhura, the Grayson Family. Flashbacks of Sarek and Amanda. Complete.

It wasn't a question of confidence, but of what had come before. The secret battle over Leia Organa's place in the Rebel Alliance.

Several years post ROTJ, Lord Vader finds himself with a new role to fill-Grandpa. Extremely AU. If you've ever wanted to see Vader vs. Toddler, this is your story. : Humorous longshot. Cover courtesy of LV Writers image library.

Aragorn, age 20, leaves Rivendell to rejoin the Dunedain. A tale of love, friendship, betrayal and personal growth. COMPLETE.

Set eight years after RoTS, young Princess Leia's first visit to Coruscant is marred by political intrigue and a terrorist threat. Complete

Chapter 2. Ahsoka and Jo'Seth grow closer. Padme's trip to the Jedi Temple on Republic business turns a bit more adventurous. Anakin and Obi-Wan have a heart to heart talk about moving forward.

Susan returns to Narnia with Edmund, Lucy, and Eustace and makes the Voyage of the Dawn Treader with them, and with King Caspian X, whom she had never forgotten or stopped loving. Susan/Caspian. R&R! Thanks!

Family relationships can be the subject of unexpected changes. A comedy of learning to cope with those changes. No, there is no slash, but there is chocolate.

Mirror!Verse Kirk discovers that Klingons are afraid of Tribbles. He immediately acquires one, and names it Hannibal. Hijinks ensue.

Sequel to "Protégé: Chosen." Dooku and Anakin begin learning to deal with one another, and Anakin meets the unexpected while seeking his lightsaber crystal in the caves of Ilum.

Padmé has to read the newsfeed three times before the words sink in and start to make sense. Kind of spoilery for the latest Clone Wars ep, for which it's AU.

After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.

Connan thought it would be simple: amass a great group of people, get Vader out of her way, and kill the Emperor. She didn't think about the consequences that come with having morals.

Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr

Vader saves his son from the Death Star only to face an uncertain future.

After the arrest of his father, Draco discovers that his family tree is missing a limb. Yet another long lost sibling story. BtVSHP

Complete. A retelling of the opening of 'Killed By Death.' What would happen if Buffy had encountered Angelus alone in the graveyard? Sometimes, the worst way to hurt your enemy is to give them exactly what they need. Introspective One-Shot. R&R!

Requested on LJ. After the Narada Incident all parties involved are being stalked by the paparazzi. The crew decide to strike back! These are the top ten funniest/controversial/WTF moments that result. Characters: Whole Dang Crew. Focus on the Main Crew

As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS with H/D. AU after OotP.

Mortals who have danced with the fairies are rarely safe after being saved from their enthrallment. Often, they find that what seemed to be but a brief foray into fairyland was indeed much longer in the mortal realm, possibly weeks or years.

A seventh-year saga that begins one hour after Dumbledore's funeral. Harry gets some unexpected and unexpectedly useful help from the Muggle World...so much that wonders whether the power he knows not is actually the British monarchy! HHr, RWLL

Five times it sucked to be Starfleet's youngest crew, one time they got away with it, and one time it probably saved them. Someone asked for an exploration of the 'really young' dynamic of the new crew. Turned out to be...kinda crack-y.

AU.After falling on Mustafar, Obi-Wan awakens to the dubious reality of being trapped in the cloned body of his child self, and now has to cope with the reversed father/son relationship fostered upon him by the new Sith Lord.Darth Vader redemption story.

Harry watched Sirius fall through the veil, learns of Dumbledore's manipulations and decides he's had enough. At Sirius' will reading, he finds his godfather has one last master prank to play. Light goals, time training!Gray!Powerful!H/Hr/L, Nev/S J/L

Hermione is a sister to Harry, a mother to Rose and Hugo, a wife to Ron...and a Legilimens and Unspeakable. She is also very, very angry. A look at a Hermione who developed the instincts she evidenced with Marietta and Umbridge. AU, but canon-compliant.

Snapshots of an arranged marriage, years after the fact. Sometimes love takes a long time in coming. SSHG

Started as a prompt on the ST:XI kink meme. Spock/Uhura, one-sided Nero/Uhura, one-sided Ayel/Nero. You don't have to love madness for it to love you...or insane Romulans. In the end, Uhura has to stand or fall, and Spock must be there to catch her.

AU. DEATH EATER KIDNAPS BOY WHO LIVED! read the newspaper headlines across magical Britain. SS, HP/HG. Oneshot.

Young Estel - Aragorn - is living in Rivendell. Legolas has been injured nearby. Who are the other mysterious visitors? Elrond, Gilraen, Glorfindel, Elladan and Elrohir also appear. A whodunnit full of Elvish customs, action, and humor.

What happens after they escape from the black hole?

An accident in the Black library causes Hermione to face her fate...or better her mate! Hermione/Salazar Oneshot

After the Tantive IV falls into Imperial hands, Princess Leia is made a very interesting offer . . . The original trilogy with a twist.

A run-of-the-mill weekend excursion on the pleasure planet of Corellia results in consequences far more dire than Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Ahsoka Tano anticipate when Obi-Wan ends up married to Asajj Ventress. Written with D. COMPLETE.

LOTR/BtVS. Sequel to Ripple Effect. Ch. 15 - This is what happens when the Slayer sleeps in.

Nineteen Eighty One, with a Twist is just another "what if" story. Begins with a glimpse of Harry's childhood before Hogwarts after a chance encounter, and what life circumstances have made of Hermione as well. H/Hr HPHG

The war is over, and the recovering Wizarding Community adopts a new Marriage Law to cope with the sudden rise of bloodsicknesses. Poor Oliver, he's about to find out that the consequences of doing the right thing can get very out of hand! Not HBP Com.

A story set in the early days of the New Republic between The Courtship of Princess Leia and Heir to the Empire for those of you who follow the EU , where Han and Leia travel to a male chauvinist planet which has applied to join the Republic.

As a doctor, he sees them at their most vulnerable and their most open. A series of interconnected one-shots featuring McCoy as head medical officer for the Enterprise. Some chapters will contain medical descriptions of injuries.

Anakin Solo trades places with Anakin Skywalker, and Valin Horn with Valin Halcyon Post Rebirth AU, Post AOTC AU

Set during the Clone Wars. On a break from the war, Anakin faces his greatest opponent yet: a creature that feeds on fear, and uses mind games to torment its victim. Can Anakin defeat this menace without going insane?

What if Faramir and Boromir had been hillbillies?

Join Obi-Wan as he scours the galaxy on an unending quest for the most elusive thing the universe has to offer--love--and learns that, in the end, love is ALL YOU NEED--or so Anakin would have him believe. Obi/? ; Ani/Padme

AU: What if instead of Kyp saving Jaina from the dark side at Hapes, she ended up seducing him back to the dark side?

AU story where Hal Horn survives his blaster wounds and joins the Rebellion after finding Corran in a cell. Era: ESB-ROTJ AU

Pre-TPM. How a child prodigy became Queen of Naboo. Eventual A & P. If I get to it.

Buffy and Willow go off to teach in Britain. Will the school survive the experience? St. Trinians book and film crossover. Rating change for sexual innuendo.

It wasn't until after the phone call he made that Sam Winchester found out that he had an aunt and two cousins on his mom's side of the family.

9: This is Jabba the Hutt. Please leave a message.

“Who knows... perhaps one day, this little girl will preside over Empires.”

(ANH AU) In an alternate universe, the duel at Mustafar ended differently, and the galaxy took a divergent path as a result: Darth Vader is the Emperor, the Death Star does not exist, and Luke Skywalker knows exactly where he came from.

An unexpected connection is found between Hermione and Professor Snape, but that's only the start of her headaches. Being her father's daughter is one thing. Being her mother's daughter is something else entirely.

AU Just before Endor, a new, vicious, enemy threatens to bring the galaxy to its' knees. With huge losses for both Imperials and Rebels will Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader and G.A.Thrawn be able to unite their sides in a desperate effort to save the galaxy?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Stargate SG-1. Xander saves mini-Jack from his date, who's only after one thing; and Mini-Jack saves his date from Xander, since he's only after one thing. Teal'c watches the arrest go down on TV. So does the NID. Complete.

AU: Vader finds Leia at an early age. Is the redemption of the Dark Lord at hand? Or will the Princess fall into darkness. Follow Leia as she grows up to be a loving daughter, dependable friend, swoop bike fanatic, chic shopaholic, and Sith Lord.

His fears? Flying...his own wand...fitting in...sticking out! His best friends? A passionate fire-breathing cousin, and a cool, aloof Death Eater's son. His House...er...Hufflepuff? Meet the new Trio, Albus Potter, Scorpius Malfoy, and Rose Weasley

In hiding on Dagobah, the Lars family aquires a holocom. There are unintended consequences. AU oneshot. Humor.

Once upon a time...

New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!

Anakin Skywalker traveled 22 years into the future to find things have drastically changed. Now he's back and he must find a way to change fate and stop the sith from taking over. The clock is ticking fast until the Empire rises. Prequel to Ties

AU from TPM. Master Dooku steps in to offer to train Anakin Skywalker.

Hermione and Ron have undergone an unbreakabl binding ritual . . . betrothed and committed for life. Unknowingly aided by the Potions master, Hermione foresees how married life with Ron will be. She's not the least bit pleased. One-shot, Character Death

Hermione Granger has a lot on her plate this year: she has a dark lord to vanquish, her N.E.W.T.s are coming up, and her Head Girl duties are exhausting. She also has terrible roommates. There's Head Boy Draco Malfoy, of course, but the Four Founders' opinionated portraits and the moody ghost who won't leave her alone are even worse. [1/2015: Not Abandoned! Read Profile Notes].

This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.

Being the wife of Lord Vader isn't as glamorous as it may seem from afar; AU, set after Episode III.

Portus Envy prompt: SS and HG meet in a foreign country, doing very unlikely jobs. Hermione is working as a restaurant critic in France. Stranded in the middle of nowhere she's in for one hell of a surprise. On hiatus until further notice.

Pre AotC AU: Sequel to The Naboo Chronicles. The continuing story of Anakin's life and training on Naboo and how he will fulfill his destiny as the fabled Chosen One. Anakin, Padme, ObiWan, Sabe, Siri, the Exile, Shmi, HMS & OCs.

The future is lost. After witnessing the destruction of the galaxy at the hands of the Yuuzhan Vong, Jaina Solo and young Ben Skywalker venture into the past in the hopes that by saving Anakin Skywalker's soul, they can save their future

The missing Weasley daughter, long assumed dead, is found alive and well, and not far from trouble of the magical kind. COMPLETED - June 30th 2008

REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…

Luke Skywalker, battered and bruised after his collision with destiny on Bespin, is called upon by the Alliance for a desperate rescue mission that goes horribly wrong. There's only one person who can save him: his father. Shameless Luke & Vader. COMPLETE

Hobbie Klivian and Wes Janson are on vacation. The bad guys aren't. Set one year after the Hand of Thrawn duology.

Please...wait for me. A simple request, made by a man who loved her enough to sell his soul to darkness. And if she had heeded his plea, what then? Would their fate still be filled with sorrow, or would the light blaze a new path? Revenge of the Sith AU

After the events of the Dark Nest Trilogy, Jagged Fel is left hopeless and adrift. But as the Legacy era begins, circumstances sweep him up once more in the fight to preserve the Jedi.

During the final confrontation with Glory, Buffy didn’t die when she went through the portal. And a year and a half later, she’s needed in Sunnydale again. But where did she go and what happened to her there?

An alternate universe wherein the Jedi refuse to train Anakin. Notice up on March 25.

The feared Sith Lord Darth Revan vanished during his second conquest of the galaxy. Over four thousand years later, his favorite assassin, HK47, appears in a junk shop on tatooine. For Sidious is not the only Sith with their eyes on the chosen one.

Stories of a hero touched by fate are a dime a dozen, but what about those touched twice? Sarah and Toby are brought to the decaying labyrinth to save her daughter but she isn't the only one in trouble. Time is running out and nothing is as it seems. JS

Luke Skywalker and Han Solo journey to the planet Balen'ar on a desperate mission and find more than they'd bargained for. Many, many thanks to my awesome beta readers, Vikki, Erianna and Rospberry. Any mistakes remaining are most definitely mine!

A "tragic" accident leaves young Harry in the care of a relative that nobody knew existed. It seems Lily Evans had an Uncle named Edmund Bond who had a son he called James.

The Empire only arrests Rebels . . . right? When Leia unwittingly invites an Imperial convict into the Alliance, she discovers that her safety may lie in the hands of her greatest enemy. An AU set between ESB and ROTJ.

A cavein on a beach along the coast of Greece reveals a perfectly preserved ancient school of magic. Hermione is asked by her University professor to assist in the excavation. Severus Snape is the last person she expects to see there... *THIS STORY WILL NOT BE UPDATED OR FINISHED*

Darth Vader needs a new wingman, so he goes to the Imperial Academy in search of a competent pilot. At the same time, a certain Lieutenant Solo is about to be expelled . . . only to find that maybe he can survive being an Imperial after all.

PreESB AU. Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader cross paths as they rush to find the sender of a mysterious, coded message: a person claiming to be Anakin Skywalker. The mystery only deepens as they follow the trail of breadcrumbs across the stars.

With a trick loving father and a puzzle solving mother, could Tony Williams be anything other than a Slytherin? HPLabyrinth with a pinch of JS

HpBuffy crossover. It seems the Department of Mysteries really is the Department of Mysteries. This story is now complete.

MaulxObi slash AU. After defeating Maul on Naboo, Obi-Wan has to deal with an injured Master and a cranky Sith prisoner.

Sarah takes Toby to a concert of art song. It is the darkest evening of the year. Words have power. Songs can be magic. And undying love can be more terrible than beautiful ... Please read and respond!

The movies showed us a mild Darth Vader, but we all know that Anakin's emotions affected him greatly. Learning about Luke gives Vader a kick in the pants, rather than a mere nudge toward the Light Side. Not dead, just on hold due to pro writing work

AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.

AU. OT era, postESB to RotJ. Darth Vader suffers an accident in his TIE fighter, and when he wakes up he's...a traitor to the Empire? He was saved by the Rebels? And now he's in Princess Leia's custody? Oh this could get really ugly...

A sequel to Come With Me. It's been two years since Darth Vader destroyed Palpatine at Endor and helped the Alliance reforge the Republic, but swapping allegiences has not made his path any easier. Chapter Nine now up.

Buffy and Willow reconnect on a road trip after Tara's death. - Crossover with Tanya Huff's 'Keeper Chronicles'

Nerdanel records her memories of her early life, and her relationship with Fëanor.

AU. Harry is badly beaten by the Dursleys and is sent to an orphanage, where he befriends a girl who shall become his sister in every way that matters... Hermione Granger. How would Harry's school years be affected by this kind act from a good family?

An international Quidditch star and bookish schoolgirl make an unlikely connection in the Hogwarts library during GOF. Ch. 7: With Harry missing and Viktor gone with half the Order searching for Avalon, Hermione seeks answers from a dangerous source.

Everyone has to grow up sometime, and once upon a time Sarah did too.The most logical thing after that was to speak her mind and change the world, if only a little.Fairytales have a way of enspelling. Fair lady, faint heart victory and all that.Oneshot JS

When Queen Apailana is assassinated, Padmé must assume the throne once again...

ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!

What if Darth Vader had realized who Princess Leia was when they met face to face? What would he have done differently had he known? Obviously an AU story.

A young Estel fairytale. First place in the That's a First Teitho contest.

In Fourth Age Valinor, Legolas tries and fails to learn a new skill.

AU. Anakin begets a new direction for the Jedi Order that includes the acceptance of romantic attachments, cultivation of a Jedibloodline, the birth of the New Jedi Order in Luke and Leia, and a wedding for ObiWan Kenobi and Siri Tachi.

We all wish that Boromir had survived Amon Hen, but have we ever considered the implications? Parody AU

Aragorn meets a distant relative from the far future who needs his help. Now Complete. 3rd place 2007 MPA award in the Elseworlds category.

After the discovery of the last resting place of Maglor, can a group of young 21st century archaeologists bring news to his kin?

In which Han is attempting to repair the Millennium Falcon, Luke is amused, and Anakin's ghost wants to play with the shiny engines. Shortly after RotJ.

Events are wrapping up at Privet Drive. 'It's All True, Every Word' is now up. How will Harry finish things with his cousin? Based on a real news story, Dudley Dursley is ordered by the court to lose weight as a part of his punishment for his delinquen

The children of Amon Ereb invent a new game, to the dismay of the Sons of Feanor.

Few days after Mustafar, Vader killed ObiWan and took Luke. Seven years later, on Alderaan, Leia sees a holo of a young woman, which she dimly recognizes...LeiaPadme vignette

A mission goes horribly wrong and ObiWan finds himself taking shelter in a castle full of women devoted to... wait, who? Inspired by the Monty Python Castle Anthrax scene, and contains Obi, Ani, and a whole lot of fangirls. COMPLETE!

Buffy's father isn't really who she thinks he is. Will she have time to find out? Will someone from his past try to keep them apart? A postChosen tale of familial discoveries.

How would organized crime fare in Sunnydale? Between Buffy and demons it could be rough going. WIP.

Whatif spin off of Chaos Theory in which Faramir is not raised as Denethor's son.

Post TPM AU: How would Anakin Skywalker's destiny change if the Jedi refused to train him and he remained on Naboo? How would this event affect the unfolding of history? Anakin, Padme, ObiWan, Sabe, HMs, Shmi, Siri & the Exile.

Mace Windu makes a critical decision in the Chancellor's Office that changes the outcome of the entire SW saga. Note: This story starts from a point in Matthew Stover's RotS novelization and borrows heavily, at times, from the text in that book.

The Library of Minas Tirith is a dusty, disorganised mess, and it is the backdrop for the whimsical romance between the Heir to the Throne and the new Librarian as, together, they restore it to it's former glory, and unearth the hidden secrets of kings…

Complete. Buffy ends up in Heaven, which happens to be Middleearth. But not everything is as heavenly as it seems as she's come in the middle of a war and finds a piece of Heaven worth fighting for.

AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted

Voldemort is finally defeated but his death is not as permanent as many would have hoped. Albus Dumbledore schemes to protect the wizarding world and Hermione Granger has a unique place in his plans.

Luke discovers a surprise, much to the Solo Family's relief. Humor vignette.

A tale of two visits made to Harad by Aragorn, the second including several of the court. Now complete.

Severus has killed a student, but all is not what it seems. Can he prove his innocence without revealing a secret that would destroy both him and Hermione Granger? .:COMPLETE:.

It's not really very doomy at all...but I thought a pretentious title would suck you all in. Anyway, in this story, Harry deals with Fudge once and for all! Revised by demand.

On a certain night it would seem that the intrepid trio all have reasons for taking a bath. But as they say, getting there is half the adventure.

Another next generation fic. Daisy Dursley gets The Letter. And before you ask, yes, she is Dudley's daughter.

Captured at age 4 and raised as a Sith by the Emperor, Luke is caught in a power struggle between Vader and Palpatine when he encounters Leia and has a whole new dimension added to his life.

Glorfindel and Erestor escort Elladan'n'Elrohir and Estel on a visit to Legolas (aka Anomen).

Buffy's dad returns; post Doublemeat Palace; angst, humour

How DID Aragorn come to be neat & tidy for Elrond's Council? Ch. 7, The Long Awaited Scruffilogue: in which a squirrely evening is had by all, Dwarves learn not to drop eaves, and Legolas courts doom by going to bed early. This story is finally complete!

Summary: BTVSLOTR - Buffy, Willow, and Dawn were to be cheated out of their just reward and sentenced to an eternity in the void. This was not acceptable. One of the Powers came up with a new plan. The three warriors were finished in this realm, but what

Response to Bodyguard Buffy challenge by Kei. Buffy a bodyguard? Feel the bad guy... err Death Eaters shiver at a Slayer's wrath. And what kind of name is Death Eaters? (One Shot)

One small twist of fate, one cruel chance and young Elrond is propelled into a position he never wanted. AU. Chapter 7 up.

Fingon set off for Eglarest in order to break up with Círdan on behalf of Finrod. It doesn't quite go according to plan. Very stupid slash.

For the Powers That Be, the Balance is the Key and the Slayer is their tool. As such, they will do anything to restore the Balance on one world and retain it on another - no matter the cost.

[One Shot] A tale of the long waiting that was the love of Aragorn and Arwen, through the eyes of a tormented father.

Vader, Leia. Short missing moment from ANH.

Complete. Legolas is a policeman in 2004. Though life's fallen into routine by now, he knows there's trouble ahead when he runs across the Fellowship and some old friends (and foes!) in new incarnations...

After her pledge to Aragorn, Arwen seeks to understand the consequence of her choice. Glorfindel makes an appearance.

Shunned by his elfen and human peers alike, Estel hopes to find a friend in Legolas, but their friendship is quickly put to the test when they fall into enemy hands...ON HIATUS

Ron has a secret admirer, Harry finds the entire thing highly amusing, and Hermione's jealous of Luna. RonLuna and HarryHermione pairing. Told from Ron's POV.

Crossover with Stargate: Xander's real family challenge. After the collapse of Sunnydale, Jack gets a call about a woman he knew over twenty years ago. . . and the son he didn't know he had.

An evil being has taken up residence in Rivendell, determined to drive Elrond into an early grave. But the elf lord cannot remove the foul creature, since Estel absolutely adores it and it is just so darn ... cute!

Answer to Maenad's WIKTT challenge. AU - The war is over and Voldemort and the Death Eaters have won. Severus is given a most unexpected gift. Chapter 13 added Sept 2004

Post-OotP-Ch57: Harry is calculating and exerts self-restraint, Moody visits, Harry gets some history on Voldemort's timing, Neville cheers up Harry just a bit, another sabbat is upon us and Snape pokes Harry, Harry gets a wild idea.

AUAdventure. In the aftermath of the War of the Ring, Eowyn comes to the painful realization that the wounds of the heart she still bears cannot be healed by going back to the cage, however guilded, however loving the master. Four years and hundreds of le

A story that was lost and left out of the Red Book: the tale of Legolas and Eowyn. A character sketch, as well as a what-if. UPDATED WITH CHAPTER 19: The Paths of the Dead are opening.

Young Legolas sends Elrond a letter without Thranduil's knowledge.

DISCONTINUED [CH 7] ::So this is what happens in Ithilien without my knowledge...And I discover it in the most unusual of manners, as a guest in your reconstruction efforts::

An accident in Potions-where else?-turns Snape into an infant. Dumbledore in his glorious wisdom, and because it makes a nice plot, leaves him in the care of Harry, Ron, and Hermione.

LotR crossover, Buffy-centric. Resurrections spells are highly dangerous, and none truly know how they work. In this AU post-Season 5 fic, Willow's attempt to resurrect Buffy fails miserably...or so she thinks.

Celebrian glimpses her daughter’s future through fleeting visions of a man.

Deciding to teach the twins an important lesson, Elrond sends Estel to stay with some humans for ten days. However, the twins believe that the little human is never returning.

Post ROTK: Aragorn has died and Legolas and Gimli are making plans to leave Middle-earth. But is there more in Valinor than either of them expected? Please R&R.

What if Yoda trained Leia to be a Jedi in ESB instead of Luke? Vader captures Luke in Cloud City leaving Leia and Han to rescue him before Luke gets the wrong training in the Force! Complete.

You say you want a revolution... Hermione decides it's time for some consciousness-raising.

The weirdficlet that flowed:) Possible AU. On the eve of his departure to Numenor, Elros seeks out his foster father on the eastern shore. Of the madness of Maglor.

What if Hermione had been just a bit more ruthless during OotP?

The Deed of Beren & Luthien (& Huan) retold in the vernacular w/apologies to Messrs Shakespeare & Tolkien. 8/10Act IV.V.xx

Pippin rides to Tookland to lead an army of Tooks to Bywater.

BtVS/LOTR - Strange creatures start popping up in Sunnydale...Last chapter, yay!

When someone from the past resurfaces and threatens Rivendell and its inhabitants, can Elrond with the help of Legolas protect his sons and especially Aragorn from falling victim to his plans? Or will they all get caught in a blaze of revenge and pain?

Severus Snape and Hermione Granger have one thing in common: they remember because they must and they forget because they can. But one cannot run from the past forever it will always catch up. WIKTT 'These Foolish Things' challenge fic.

Gilraen is trying to adapt to a new life in Imladris as Arathorn's widow and the single mother of a young son. Glorfindel is recovering from near-fatal wounds. When they meet at the Winter Solstice celebration, what will come of it?

Short story concerning Elros, Nùmenor, and the palantiri. Still "in progress" to a certain extent, but I felt sorry for it, having been unposted since its completion around Halloween.

Complete - When Dr Aaron Stone is asked to conduct a psychiatric examination of a patient with severe schizophrenia, he becomes the key to unlocking a mystery that alters everything he knows of the world and his own past. (Gandalf/Legolas/Aragorn fic)

From Nerdanel to Arwen, they're all there: the Halls of Mandos Sewing Circle. And they've got a few opinions on the actions of their male counterparts.

Sex education at Hogwarts: After Draco Malfoy has a near-fatal encounter with Dark Magic, Professor McGonagall decides it needs to be taught earlier. Note the R rating. Nothing explicit, but quite a lot is implied.