In Which A Profile was Written

I am a person of random befuddlement and little common sense. For the foreseeable future I won't have sufficient time free for me to work on writing (by which I mean time in which I am free and cogent enough to write decent fiction). Expect bizarre and slightly terrible stuff on the rare occasions anything gets posted. If anything gets posted. New stuff will normally be filtered through Caer Azkaban or Spacebattles before showing up here.

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Hermione Granger and the Crystals From Tiber is my attempt at a slightly-nonhuman badass Hermione fic. It is still alive, it is (theoretically) being rewritten and the current version is terrible. 'Nuff said.

Metal Gear Sheppard is the result of a 'What if?' combining the Metal Gear Rising and Mass Effect Universes with a side order of Glorious Shotgun Princess (which you should read if you have any idea what Exalted is). If I could actually work out how to introduce all the characters it may even get written.

The Reluctant Lord is a story that started off as smut, developed a plot and then segwayed into the territory of political thriller with action elements. It has been discontinued as it really needed a rewrite and my rewrite basically ended up as a piece of original work that I didn't really enjoy writing. Feel free to appropriate peices of it for your own use.

Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You Is the result of my muse rebelling against trying to write just one story and a bemusing look at Veela fics. Do not take it seriously, or as an example of my writing.

Random Stuff There's some Naruto/Mass Effect/Bizzare crossovers that may see the light of day at some point. Should they ever start going anywhere.

For those of you who are looking for uncensored versions of my stories I am afraid to inform you that there aren't any. I have tried writing erotica and failed miserably every time. That and the hastle of posting stories to multiple sites (which I can't be bothered to do) means that any tags like Censored or AAAAAAAH! represent scenes best left to the readers imagination.

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My life has gone from being dull to being obtuse and busy so I can't really say when I'll reply to things (if I remember to at all) but I do read every review and PM sent to me.

My apologies to the people whose conversations I've left amidst the depths of time.