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 My name was once KiraraTwoTail, then Akizuki Yakuko Hoshiu, and now it's Ileah. Pronounced ee-lay-uh. Avatar: http:///art/Create-A-Character-Female-V-134120923# Preferred Pronouns: she/her Likes: Loopholes, linguistic technicalities, Misery's "Can You?" game, overly detailed technical drawings Favorite quotes: Nothing is ever wrong until you realize it as being wrong. -StupidFox Current FF Obsession: FMA Favorite Characters: Gadflies. Hated Characters: Mary Sues and most OCs. Challenges: Please link me to any of these if you find or write them: I'm a quitter. |
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An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 76 - Words: 379,616 - Reviews: 15805 - Favs: 13,104 - Follows: 12,748 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P., Remus L., Petunia D.
In a Barroom Far Far Away by Nemo Blank reviews
Anakin gets himself some professional help...
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,942 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 5/2/2019 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Yoda
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 151 - Words: 716,431 - Reviews: 23808 - Favs: 18,250 - Follows: 18,149 - Updated: 3/28/2019 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
A Shadowed Soul by devilblondie reviews
He was abandoned at a young age, the world believing him dead. They were wrong. Death Eaters believed untouchable are dying. Who is this assassin? Will he join Dumbledore or take the war into his own hands? Not typical powerful!politic!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,659 - Reviews: 3446 - Favs: 9,099 - Follows: 10,410 - Updated: 10/25/2018 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, Blaise Z.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 9,297 - Follows: 3,194 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7108 - Favs: 14,616 - Follows: 11,531 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3560 - Favs: 3,405 - Follows: 1,930 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
To Save a Hobbit by randomplotbunny reviews
Bilbo is ill and so decides to accompany the Dwarves on their adventure instead of wasting away in the Shire. But is there hope for our dear Hobbit at the end of his journey? Eventual Smaugbo, with a light dash of Bagginshield thrown in.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,771 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [Bilbo B., Smaug] Thorin - Complete
The Dragon, The Thief and The Wolf by SilverMiaWolf reviews
Skyrim story, featuring the Companions, the Civil War, and at least one Thief. AU-ish maybe. Pre-Romance T for language.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,070 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/2/2015 - Published: 1/17/2015 - [Farkas, Khajiit] Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Kodlak Whitemane - Complete
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 11,520 - Follows: 5,249 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
Go Through His Pockets and Look For Loose Change by Lucillia reviews
Naruto is a good ninja and a good person. Aside from his little corpse robbing habit that is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 1,453 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Naruto U.
A Shot in the Dark by Silver pup reviews
AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 220,169 - Reviews: 2537 - Favs: 4,706 - Follows: 2,842 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 8,706 - Follows: 3,420 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
To Minnie by Mein Liebling reviews
"Yo Teach! Ayyyy, don't give me that look, Minnie, I know ya missed me. So, Minnie. My gurl. My main woman. How's life been?" / Sirius decided to use the opportunity of summer vacation to piss off McGonagall without fear of detention. She'd still figure out some way of punishing him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Proud To Have a Witch in the Family by Lucillia reviews
Even if Lily's parents had survived the war, Dumbledore wouldn't have given Harry to them for the very same reason that the Evanses had been proud to have a witch in the family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 292 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Only Fools by museaway reviews
In which Spock attends the Vulcan Science Academy, Jim passes the Kobayashi Maru, and Pike lives. A love story. (Kirk/Spock, first time, mostly-canon-AU, happy ending!)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 63,314 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/9/2014 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura - Complete
The Diaries of Crookshanks the Cat by TeenMuggle reviews
I, Crookshanks, am a cat. Proud and fluffy. This is the story of how I got myself a new pet, and how I protected her from an evil imposter. Fluff mainly. Just a bit of a silly little story to occupy me until I get inspiration for my Ancient Relics sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,076 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Crookshanks - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 6,481 - Follows: 3,694 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Up All Night To Get Lucky by ArtificialAorta reviews
Darcy and Clint decide to bar hop and act as each others' wingman. At the end of the night, Darcy goes home with someone she didn't expect. Set before Love Is An Embarrassing Thing.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,101 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Unspoken by Von reviews
Captain America is the undisputed leader of the Avengers, but when he goes down? Iron Man steps up. Fury wants to know why nobody else thinks that's crazy. (A short story in two (three) parts)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,959 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 2,313 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F. - Complete
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3599 - Favs: 6,647 - Follows: 5,154 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
How Much Is That In Beaver Pelts? by Aviatorman reviews
The Avengers recruit the Wolverine. Tumblr liked it, so I figure you might too.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Logan/Wolverine, Captain America/Steve R., Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Bishops of Opposite Colors by beamirang reviews
The crew watch as Jim and Spock play their first chess match. Spock might be leading the game, but Jim has his eyes on winning the war.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 82 - Published: 7/20/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Very Drunken Adventure by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco Malfoy has three excellent reasons to get absolutely sloshed- a father who won't accept him, a Harry Potter he's been crushing on and that damned hippogriff who tried to eat him. And he's going to tell them off, because clearly that is a good idea. Fortunately, his new muggle friend seems to have a beef of his own with Potter. Drunken hijinks all round.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,978 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Lucius M., Dudley D. - Complete
The Days After by Lenaellsi reviews
Jim is bored in Sickbay. Jim tries to break out of Sickbay. Jim pisses a lot of people off while trying to break out of Sickbay, and learns a few things about the people that care for him. Visits from a couple of Spocks facilitate the process. One-Shot, post STID. Spoilers ahead.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,931 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 113 - Published: 6/11/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Iron Enterprise by Trey Miller reviews
Tony Stark: genius, philanthropist, Iron Man. Missing, presumed dead during first Chitauri battle, 2012. Tony Stark: genius, philanthropist, Iron Man. Alive, 2252.
Crossover - Star Trek: 2009 & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S.
From the Flame to the Spark by Ephemeralen reviews
Ginny Weasley pulls a PeggySue after Harry dies in the final battle. Featuring a determinator!Ginny who doesn't care how the previous timeline went, she's going to save Harry no matter what. Also, a minor not-really but sort-of crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,794 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Meeting by Clell65619 reviews
One of the things that many people have wondered about the epilogue was just why Harry and Draco shared a nod...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Jaunt Through Time by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 2,728 - Follows: 794 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
What Part of 'No' Did You Not Understand? by LibraMoon reviews
Extreme AU: Fem/Kirk. James always had a talent for finding love in the strangest Places. However, even she was unaware that Romulans don't take no for an answer and Vulcans are territorial. Who knew? *NEW ENDING UP*
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 105,425 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Taking Sides by vardaquareien reviews
Darcy & Jane haggle over superheroes.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Darcy L. - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1916 - Favs: 6,454 - Follows: 4,105 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
God X Satan by wyrdwolf77 reviews
I ship it.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Jesus, Satan - Complete
Atlas by Angel Baby1 reviews
Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,442 - Reviews: 3647 - Favs: 4,995 - Follows: 1,741 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 8/31/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Living in the Moment by FirebirdXoX reviews
Second chances often come in the form of rebirth. Some consider it a blessing, others a curse, but I personally think its just an excuse for the legendaries to screw with you. Either way, I'm going to live in the moment. Rated M for a lot of cussing.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 79 - Words: 201,214 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 5/28/2009
That Song by dreamflower02 reviews
Another Lothlórien story about Pippin, Legolas and music, this one a bit tongue-in-cheek. Pippin teaches Legolas a traditional song of the Shire. Legolas teaches Pippin some Sindarin…(Written for 20 rings in 2006). One-shot Quest fic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Legolas, Peregrin T. - Complete
Homework by RavenDove84 reviews
A series of connected stories exploring the relationships between Bobby, Remy, Rogue, and Logan. Once upon a time, this was a one shot. Do you see what reviews can accomplish?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,600 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Rogue, Gambit
Supplemental Rules and Regulations by Sekhem reviews
It all began after Hawkeye got her dog, and spiraled downward from there. A chronicle of the day-to-day chaos of Eastern HQ, and the supplemental rules that grew out of it. Surprisingly, Ed and Alphonse are not the main culprits. Rated T, for safety.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,626 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 8/29/2009
End of the World, Luna style by j45to7 reviews
The story of how Professor McGonagall became convinced that there was a deity somewhere that hated her, and why, on the contrary, Headmaster Dumbledore really likes cute little Luna Lovegood. Time travel!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Luna L., Minerva M. - Complete
Genesis by beamirang reviews
A Captain is all things to all people. Jim is running on fumes, and it takes more than good luck and nerves of steel to be the leader the crew of the Enterprise need.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,616 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 1,674 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - J. Kirk - Complete
West of the Moon by Angel Baby1 reviews
They meet Jim in phases, and through him find each other. But as the layers peal back, the future Enterprise bridge crew finds more than they can handle. Because long before he had friends, Jim had Family, and the Scaretta crime syndicate didn't survive to the 23rd century by letting go of its own. Jim Kirk will always be a frustration to Spock-even when that's not his name.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 76,619 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 9/10/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Red Press by V.Evergreen reviews
In which Steve learns not to trust what the tabloids say. Especially when concerning one Tony Stark.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 216 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Trust Is A Relative Thing by Silverfawkes reviews
What if Petunia put the blame where it belonged instead of on Harry? OOC Petunia Dursley Rating for mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,068 - Reviews: 5810 - Favs: 7,500 - Follows: 8,037 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
Putting the Cat Out by LadyNightRunner reviews
In which Loki is placed in Avenger's Tower, Thor is in the wrong place at the wrong time, Clint fails to locate the cat at bedtime, and Tony gets stuck playing babysitter. Giftfic.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,910 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Swallow on the breeze by acciospace reviews
Dean is looking after crazy!Cas, when he is surprised as someone he thought was lost reappears. Cute angstiness ensures.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Epic Bro Story of Kirk and Sulu by Tsinoitulover reviews
"In another universe, Jim Kirk first speaks with Hikaru Sulu when they're seconds away from space diving thousands of kilometers into scorching Vulcan atmosphere in a near-suicide mission to take out an alien drill of the future or die trying. Sulu stabs a bitch. Kirk jumps off the drill. Naturally, it only follows that Kirk and Sulu become punk-ass bros of the best kind."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/1/2012 - J. Kirk, H. Sulu - Complete
Reefer Madness by ArtificialAorta reviews
There's peer pressure in the Avenger's game room. Clint is surprised he's even surprised anymore and Darcy has obviously been spending too much time with Loki. Clint/ Darcy with Darcy & Loki friendship
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Home decor is Serious Business by Tsinoitulover reviews
Jim has met the kitchen table of his dreams. Now he just has to win it over from an overzealous housewife. Kirk/McCoy
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/23/2012 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
The Element of Surprise by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
Five times Bruce Banner surprised Darcy Lewis, and one time she returned the favor. A meet-cute for the gamma age: SHIELD files, three types of rabbi, bad take-out, hair dye, and near-death experiences with a twist. Fluff, friendship, character development. COMPLETE.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,693 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Papabear by Bleeding Jazz Gums reviews
"Because I promise you, if this happens again, which I know it won't, this place will burn."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,007 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 2,508 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Jarvis, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Finding Home by Seito reviews
Tony thought only Coulson would get himself reincarnated as a yellow overall wearing... pill thing as revenge for all the times Tony pissed him off. Or in which Tony adopts an army of Minions. R&R
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 161 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Adult Education by Reigen Doki reviews
Academy AU. They wanted Jim to grow up and take on real responsibility, too bad no one in the school was prepared for it. When Jim starts teaching a class, he throws the entire Academy into chaos. Can Spock help Jim with his problems and help the school? Will Jim even give this stranger the time of day? See how Jim matures or if he crashes and burns and how the school handles it.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,209 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
My Silver Dog by blueiceland reviews
Due to Kagome's power, the Lord of the Western Land involuntarily returned into his younger past form who simply followed his instinct to protect her.How could Kagome cope with an overprotective HUGE silver dog following her everywhere? SessKag ch15isUP!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,189 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.
Looking Glass Wars by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
Two-Shot. His mother is gone. His uncle is missing. And Zuko runs for his very life.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Every Denny's in America by Sookie Starchild reviews
Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 219 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
Eight Reasons Why Tony by Keep.Film.Alive reviews
Eight reasons why Tony Stark is forbidden from making drunk calls. Victims: Bruce, Clint, Natasha, Steve, Coulson, Fury, Pepper and Rhodey. The only text is the drunk message so don't expect much, just lulz.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Unintentional by Bleeding Jazz Gums reviews
For such geniuses, they're pretty clueless.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,258 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 123 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Some Nights by brett please reviews
Darcy tries to cheer up the god of mischief. When videos of cats fail, she resorts to liquor.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Loki - Complete
Meaningless Conversation by certifiably reviews
Steve discovers something about his teammate he was not sure he ever wanted to know. Now that he does, he's got to deal with it.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,085 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Curiosity Killed The Cat by Schyzotypal X reviews
Hazing!Verse 8: Tony learns the dangers of trying to tease the Trickster King. Loki trolls and Natasha helps.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
i wonder how the world sees us by donutsandcoffee reviews
This is how everyone else will see it: Clint and Tony don't so much happen as other people don't happen. Or, Clint and Tony, as friends, as best friends, as warriors, as lovers- and, most importantly, as themselves, even in the eyes of others . [Clint x Tony], Outsiders' POV / x-posted on ao3
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,509 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/3/2012 - [Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Out On The Town by Schyzotypal X reviews
Hazing!Verse 9: Contains: Tony Stark snark, nicknames, seedy nightclubs, vapid women and Loki handling the ladies like a baus.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
I want you in my bed, just not the way you think by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
Tony craves human contact, and he thinks the only way to get it is by sleeping around or drunk attempts at cuddling. It takes a little while, but eventually Steve understands what's going on in his teammate's head, and he's determined to help.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 255 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Some Things Aren't Funny by Izzyaro reviews
Clint plays a prank on Tony, but his reaction isn't quite what he expected. Rated for flashbacks and mentions of torture.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,824 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 2,767 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
We All Have Our Strengths by MS-Manuscript reviews
Despite all appearances, Loki was quite good with children. Mostly his own, but other children too. Even if their parents disapproved. Crack one-shot, Avenger!Loki/Norse!Loki, no pairings. Complete.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 223 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Loki - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2463 - Favs: 8,955 - Follows: 5,312 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 16523 - Favs: 11,384 - Follows: 9,885 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Nine Lives by MaverikFlame reviews
After a magic mishap, Loki finds himself temporarily stuck in the form of a cat. Tony's beginning to think he might be more of a dog person. Eventual Tony/Loki
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,603 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 2,619 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - [Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Echo by Windsong reviews
Red/Green. Green loses his voice and Red uses this to his advantage.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Red, Anthea/Verbena - Complete
Veritas by TheProblematique reviews
Captain James T. Kirk and Lieutenant Commander Spock are hereby charged with negligence and wanton misconduct due to their emotional compromise with each other.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 186,080 - Reviews: 3067 - Favs: 2,596 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Dear L by VG Jekyll reviews
Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 15,133 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Tempest by agryu reviews
/AC/ The cold of winter bites into all, and sometimes, an Assassin need only be a man.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Complete
The Tamir Incident by Kavery12 reviews
Two maverick captains. One impossible mission. The beginning of an epic partnership.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,714 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Dean W., J. Kirk - Complete
Very early, even by ChestnutBrumby reviews
Movieverse V for Vendetta. Yes, another V Lives fic. A few early flashbacks to V and Evey's early life together before everything blew up... what happened afterwards, and a hint at what the future might hold. Complete!
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,957 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 2,251 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 4,396 - Follows: 923 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Song of Stone by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. Everyone knows Prince Zuko isn't a firebender, but nobody said anything about the other elements.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 150 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Zuko - Complete
Meeting Harry by TheDullYellowEye reviews
Jim's horny, Spock's irritated, Nyota's on edge, Scotty fancies another sandwich, Leonard's amused and Harry's loving every minute of it. Pastry-induced madness. Implied JKS HPLM NUMS that's slash, people!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,520 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Harry P., L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Question 7 and a Half by Starran reviews
"Your name is Black Hyann." No it's not. "1. Say your name out loud." What? "2. Draw a duck." No. "3. You're too sexy for your shirt." I QUIT. /MangaQuest/Special/OldRival/Frantic/Agency/AU
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,700 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Crystal - Complete
Don't Ever Play With Fire by Melethril reviews
Sequel to "Trusting the Enemy"; Zuko was right when he said that the Old Slaughterers weren't fit for being allies with Aang. Nobody could have foreseen what was about to happen, though.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,078 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Zuko, Hakoda
Command Gold by Reigen Doki reviews
Poor Jim, he just can't keep his shirt on. Spock just hadn't realized how often the captain lost his shirts until now. Just friendly stuff people Rated for 'suggestive' situations and language.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/2/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Balance by VickyVicarious reviews
Eventually Sokka realizes that Aang does not embody 'balance' the way an Avatar supposedly should. No, weirdly enough it's Zuko who does that instead.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 2,392 - Follows: 437 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Dispatches From the Eastern Front by Sekhem reviews
The stories behind the rules. Chapter Thirteen: What Goes Up... Rated T, for a little bit of language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,309 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010
Bloodsucker by S.N. Rainsworth reviews
A few misconceptions causes the student population of Casper High to take a guess at the mystery that is Danny Fenton.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,815 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 2,333 - Follows: 534 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
In Between and After by moonlitjune reviews
"In between" events from the movie, and an imagining of after. Told from both V and Evey 's perspective. V/Evey. V lives. Rated for later chapters. Movieverse. After over a year, it's finally COMPLETE!
V for Vendetta - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,719 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Complete
Watermelon Waterfall by Mewgia Mirrorcoat reviews
All seems lost. The Mythic Dawn stands at the gate of Cloud Ruler Temple. All the Blades have left are five thousand scrolls of Absorb Mercantile and a watermelon...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Martin S. - Complete
Kisses by The Elder Swear reviews
If angels weren't confusing enough, Dean gets stuck with the super charged one, who happens to have crazy emotions, personal space issues and now this weird 'angelic guesture' too! Well, maybe it's not all bad... Destiel, some angst, mostly fluff.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,004 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Hillsborough Flashfic Appreciation Society by wugglyump reviews
A series of older drabbles/flashfics, mostly focusing on Courtney and Aloysius Crumrin, with a few Night Things thrown in for good measure. Variable ratings.
Courtney Crumrin - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Courtney C., Aloysius C.
Time to Spare by EmySabath reviews
HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 171,869 - Reviews: 3085 - Favs: 5,049 - Follows: 3,306 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
MIT: Magic Incorporating Technology by KamalaC reviews
After the final battle, Harry's magical core was almost exhausted. He decided to leave the magical world behind and instead go to college in America. He chose MIT, where he meets a Redneck with an affinity for technology. HAsh *Completed with epilogue*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,868 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Harry P., Ash - Complete
tomorrow is just your future yesterday by Koyuki reviews
Green and Red may not have had the benefit of growing up together as childhood friends, but what's meant to be will always find a way. Game-verse AU. Green/Red
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Anthea/Verbena, Red - Complete
Black As Night by Misato reviews
Dean patches Castiel up after a fight and things get a little out of control. Slash, Wing!Kink.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 136 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
An Ace Brewer by Carmilla DeWinter reviews
Severus knows that Potter will get it wrong, just like everyone else did. Even Lily. Or: why Severus Snape prefers to be alone. Deathly Hallows, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
Love The One You're With by 1lostone reviews
Spock has a not altogether *logical* reaction to Kirk always getting hurt on away missions...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,474 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 98 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Influence of Souls by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. He stared at his journal, a creation into which he had poured his memories and dreams, his heart and… soul. Now, to send it to where it needed to be. Time-travel, redo fic. Darker, more ruthless Harry. Sirius/Harry SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,141 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 2,661 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - [Harry P., Sirius B.] - Complete
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 3,670 - Follows: 2,073 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Mockery by Fear the Pika reviews
It's so illogical, isn't it? Happy belated birthday, Indigo Hare
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Nurse Joy, Zapdos - Complete
The Most Dangerous Game by chi-chi-chimera reviews
Serial Killer AU. Sherlock has never just played on the legal side of the law, and murder is just as fascinating however you approach it. But now he has John Watson to contend with. Still, he is a soldier. He has potential.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,146 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Of Feathers and Shadows by Goldbryn Callow Lyte reviews
It starts with Dean just glimpsing Castiel's wings, and soon he's seeing them all the time. Is this going to change the way things are between the two?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,573 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Reactions to the Legend by amber-chick reviews
AU Sirius is freed after the tournament and is Harrys guardian. Everything is normal until Harry let something slip making Sirius & Remus realize that they don't know about Harry's first 2 years. Now Harry has to explain all the death defying stunts. Oh dear...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,502 - Reviews: 1680 - Favs: 4,289 - Follows: 2,311 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Sniper II: Babylonian Nights by DobbyElfLord reviews
Sequel to Sniper; Five years after killing Voldemort, Harry is a SAS lieutenant assigned to the invasion of Iraq. When the Muggle war wakes something best left forgotten, Harry is pulled back into the Wizarding world. Can't they clean up their own mess?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,081 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 2,393 - Follows: 757 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Things Not to Do at Xavier's by Amelia Glitter reviews
The following rules apply to all students, as well as any guests or allies that come to visit. Please realize that breaking a rule will result in harsh punishments.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,438 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Complete
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 3,948 - Follows: 3,196 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
How Rue Became the Mockingjay by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
She's teamed up with the little girl instead of the boy who loves her. Katniss Everdeen and the girl from Eleven are ruining their best-laid plans. So, "Caesar," they say, "Announce the change." -This is an alternate chronology for The Hunger Games.-
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,853 - Follows: 243 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Rue, Thresh - Complete
My God by Stephfunky reviews
Hidan is faithful to his religion and he loves his god - literally. Slash/Yaoi, X-over Naruto/Hp, Cross-gen pairing, Dark!Harry, and cross series pairing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,473 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 1,994 - Follows: 2,314 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Harry P., Hidan
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 5641 - Favs: 14,822 - Follows: 16,269 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
The Not So Itsy Bitsy Spider by SyrupylikeBreakfastinMontag reviews
When Ron finds a spider is his shower stall, Harry is the one to come to his rescue. How will Ron thank him? Harry/Ron Ron/Harry HP/RW RW/HP Contains slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 3,743 - Follows: 1,170 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Nothing More by Zombie Cat Scientist reviews
"..." he said.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,024 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Red, Mewtwo
Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 3,891 - Follows: 998 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Winchester Legacy by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Two hundred years ago the Winchesters stopped the apocalypse. Now, instead of getting into fights and running amok, eighteen year old Jim Kirk goes to live with his Auntie Sam and learns the family business. Four years later, an angel shows up.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 146 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Castiel, J. Kirk
Queen's High by PrettyGothGirl reviews
Romy: Logan sends Rogue to recruit a certain Cajun, resulting in goose chases, fights, poker, basketball games and petty theft. in which Rogue sets to prove that one Mississippi Queen is always high. Epilogue: Rogue and Remy are missing. 25 of 25
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 89,429 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Rogue, Gambit - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 9026 - Favs: 13,473 - Follows: 10,325 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Agent O by Rorschach's Blot reviews
She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 1,878 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
At the End of Adventure by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. There was one thing only – and only one thing – that Alice planned to bring back with her to Underland.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Alice K., Aunt Imogene - Complete
Hold Me While I'm Here by Nitte iz reviews
Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 139,503 - Reviews: 4304 - Favs: 4,758 - Follows: 4,794 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Harry P., James P.
Padfoot and 'The Talk' by marauders716 reviews
Sirius decides that it's time for Harry to receive 'The Talk', Harry just wishes he could escape- little does he know, he will never look at donuts or bananas the same way again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 109 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Of Questions, Dishes, and Pathetic Life Forms by Yesac reviews
Obi-Wan has never been very good at babysitting Qui-Gon's "pathetic life forms". Anakin is no exception. Incessant questioning, chaos, and a little big of snuggling ensues.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 68 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Blessing Curse by MittknightDr reviews
Inuyasha and Hellsing crossover. What would happen if Kagome became a vampire. Pairings: SessKag, MiroSan, InuKik
Crossover - Inuyasha & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,647 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Kagome H.
For Love of Hate by BajaB reviews
Harry Potter knew love, when he was young, but he grew up using hate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 326 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Breathing by mattmetzger reviews
Fourth in the Progression Series. Jim only realises quite how important Spock's friendship has become when the Romulan sense of irony threatens to take it away. Severe angst warning.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/23/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Boredom in the Face of Klingons by mattmetzger reviews
Second in the Progression Series. Jim thinks you simply have no choice but to respect a man who can look bored in the middle of Klingon torture.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/21/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Kirk's Completely Logical Executive Decision by fireonfire reviews
Another redshirt dies in a ridiculous way. Captain Kirk makes an executive decision.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/11/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Sombre Dimanche by Pyroluminescence reviews
The room was warm, but the world was cold. : game!RedxGreen, yaoi, heavy angst, character death, language. Reviews appreciated.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,750 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Blue O./Green O. (male), Red - Complete
That Day by Jamie Hook reviews
Accounts vary on what actually happened on That Day, but a few things were agreed upon- it involved a diamond the size of a small fist,a motorcycle named Selene,several murderers,a revenge plot,a roll of duct tape,a red dress,and a kitten named Bill. Romy
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,322 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Rogue, Gambit
Hollow by JennMel reviews
Obi-Wan has always had a secret. And Qui-Gon could not, must not, ever know. If he did, then they would never even make it to Tatooine, let alone deal with the rest to come. One perfect possible future, that's all Obi-Wan needed to achieve...that's all.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,659 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 199 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Monsoon's and a Yellow Butterfly by Kyyrin-Sage reviews
It's Red's birthday, and Red has invited Yellow over. What happens when a monsoon decides to spring up on our favorite couple? Fluff, RedxYellow, Specialshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Red, Yellow - Complete
Want To Be Yours by C.Queen reviews
Al has always crushed on Scorpius, who he thinks would never want him. But Scorpius HAS always wanted a dog, which just so happens to be Al's Animagi form. Now if Al could just make Scorpius like him as a human too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,161 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Proverbial Clear Sky by Piper Julian reviews
Thoroughly wasted, Ron decides that Harry's receding hairline is the perfect opportunity to add some detail to the infamous scar. Too bad alcohol makes aiming difficult. Drunken shenanigans! Future fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Xanadu by Alara reviews
ROMY. Rogue is captured by Trask & is experimented on extensively. Remy's a prisoner too; they escape. Xmen think she's dead, she thinks they abandoned her. Craziness ensues. Not HC, it really has a plot! Not as angsty as Ch 1 might lead you to believe.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 160,926 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Stormwing by SableUndedicated reviews
It is said that humans dream of monsters...
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Complete
Impulsive Ageing by ibuberu reviews
She felt like it was the second time she was falling in love. — RedYellow.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Red, Yellow - Complete
Puppy Love by demonselene reviews
Being turned into a puppy is bad enought but traveling with his brother as Kagome's pet will bring a new prospective to Sesshomaru's now hectic life.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 81,994 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 4063 - Favs: 11,107 - Follows: 10,264 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9647 - Favs: 25,926 - Follows: 10,415 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
What happened to the burd? by Jonn Wood reviews
A vital question is answered. Set after Iron Man 2.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/29/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
The Slow Path of Rehabilitation by Silver Pard reviews
Light has a problem. Light has lots of problems. None of them seem to be going away, despite his best efforts. Redivivus Side Stories.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,293 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Light Y., Ryuk
Turning over a new Leaf by lil' white Raven reviews
When Skye is murdered in the backstreets of NewBarkTown, her dreams of being a trainer are crushed. So when Celebi and Mew offer her a new life she grabs it, only she didn't expect to be reborn as a Chikorita or be caught by a thief. Uses reborn mechanics from Srgemen's A Little Night Music. Full Summary Inside. No OC/Cannon shipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,303 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Silver/Rival, Chikorita
The Hot by TheProblematique reviews
Jim is cold. Spock is hot. Temperature-hot, of course.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,522 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 105 - Published: 5/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
In The Eyes of the Beholder by fiercejinx reviews
Because there is a difference between good friends and best friends and this is what it is: Good friends will accept you when they find out you're a werewolf. Best friends will become animagi to keep you company. Canon, surprise ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2010 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 536 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 2,239 - Follows: 523 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Some Days It's Not Even Worth It by Suppi-chan reviews
Jim still sort of likes away missions, even so.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/17/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Denial Ain't Just a River by frozenlaughter reviews
Jim Kirk may not be an MD, but he *is* a genius. So he can tell when a cold isn't just a cold, right? No reason to bring a tricorder into this, none at all.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,148 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
With My Tail In the Air by Suppi-chan reviews
The aliens were very sorry for hurting the captain, and wanted to make up for it.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 58 - Published: 4/7/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
Soldier by FearandLoathingXIX reviews
In which Mulan fights, grows, and bruises far too easily: all a part of her journey to manhood. Sort of. Set during the training period of the 'Be a Man' musical number.
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,827 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Complete
Life at Xavier's Institute for Gifted Youngsters by Unknownhacker1 reviews
A series of One-shot glimpses about what it's like to live at the institute when the X-men are not out saving the world.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,494 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 3,638 - Follows: 717 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Revenge: a dish best served cold by Anon and anon reviews
Or, Hermione connects with her inner Slytherin and Ron discovers the price of his temper.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
Night Conversations by She Who Loves Pineapples reviews
Shortly after the Mask of Ice is defeated, Silver finds himself in a sleepover at Gold's house. Everyone is more philosophical at midnight. T for one suggestive joke... it should almost be K.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,823 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Silver/Rival, Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Pryce/Yanagi, Green/Blue (female) - Complete
Harry Potter and the Walking Shadow by Koinaka reviews
When Dumbledore shows up at the Dursley's front door to deliver Harry's Hogwarts letter, he is in for a surprise: for the last ten years, Harry has lived in a London orphanage, much like another dark-haired wizard. Is history doomed to repeat itself?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,303 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 1,826 - Follows: 2,324 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Harry P.
Save a Horse, Ride a Mustang? by MoonStarDutchess reviews
Riza gets a last laugh during a luncheon with uppity wives. Oneshot Royai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Your Warmth by xxkoffeexx reviews
She assumes he is cold because he always wears a scarf. Resistanceshipping. WhitneyxMorty.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Whitney/Akane, Morty/Matsuba - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6507 - Favs: 13,474 - Follows: 5,325 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Lord of the Facebook: Return of the Friend Request by aotearoan reviews
The Return of the King told through the characters' Facebook accounts. The third instalment of the Lord of the Facebook Statuses follows on from The Two Notifications and the Fellowship of the Facebook Status . Yes, Tolkien is spinning in his grave.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,852 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Aragorn, Frodo B. - Complete
HJ Potter by Shivakashi reviews
One-shot. As far as Kingsley Shaklebolt's concerned, Harry Potter is the only fool brazen enough to so blatantly toe the line that violates the Statute of Secrecy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 109 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Kingsley S., Harry P. - Complete
The Inner Eye of Harry Potter by jbern reviews
Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,566 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 2,605 - Follows: 2,595 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Sybill T.
Redivivus by Silver Pard reviews
The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,786 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 2,707 - Follows: 2,335 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Light Y., L
Playing With Fire by pokemaniac1234 reviews
A bipolar dog, a sugarholic cat, a yoghurt advert girl, a bitchy seal, and an emo kitten called Electric Death. Oh, and then there's me, a dog-lion thing who's been reborn twice and is in love with an emotionally unstable dragon. Join the insanity.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 47 - Words: 53,360 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 7/14/2009
Relativity by Rahmi reviews
Sokka sticks his foot in his mouth, Toph's curious, and Zuko's long suffering. Poor kid.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Zuko, Toph - Complete
The Darkholme Legacy by LadyV77 reviews
New chapter: Magneto and Mystique discuss their daughter, Marie and Logan attempt to be domestic. Rating for language and violence. RogueLogan pairing.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 211,571 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine
For you I will wake by TheProblematique reviews
Jim and Spock are tired and in denial of hearing rumours about their alleged secret burning passionate love for each other. So they decide to take action. Because the rumours are Wrong. Really.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,200 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2068 - Favs: 3,977 - Follows: 2,704 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Graduate Vulcan for Fun and Profit by Suppi-chan reviews
It really does take a village to raise a Jim.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,195 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 2,218 - Follows: 275 - Published: 12/28/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Traditional by A Kiss For A Kill reviews
Desmond comes to a bit of a startling conclusion that reminds him of those long gone ancestors... Altair/Malik, Ezio/Leonardo, and Desmond/Shaun. Oneshot. WARNING: SLASH!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Complete
In Invisible Ink by manhattan martini reviews
Trying to chat up someone through notes is hard work. Ruby discovers this too late. — RubySapphire
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Ruby, Sapphire B. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15036 - Favs: 23,743 - Follows: 9,680 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Hogwart's Unspoken Rules by Manic In Peace reviews
I thought these rules would be obvious, but i was completely wrong.-Deputy Headmistress Minerva McGonagall
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Minerva M., Albus D.
Tinsel by Morning by Armagnac reviews
On Christmas Eve, Wammy drops L, 15, at Wammy House and goes back out into a storm. Newcomer Near has yet to speak, Mello is up to mischief, and a Christmas surprise may be in the offing. Rated T for language. Fluff-ish.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,462 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/19/2009 - L, A - Complete
Nature is as Nature Does by Himitsu no Kokoro reviews
Nature is rarely kind, as one trainer finds out. A Rattata's encounter with a trainer changes both their worlds. Rated for violence. One-shot.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Complete
Apples Equals Cyanide Equals Light by Silver Pard reviews
Ryuk’s favourite equation. It means the death of boredom, the only death that actually matters. Gift fic for Computerfreak101
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,727 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
Who Gives a Starship to a 25 Year Old? by panicandstartariot reviews
Five times it sucked to be Starfleet's youngest crew, one time they got away with it, and one time it probably saved them. Someone asked for an exploration of the 'really young' dynamic of the new crew. Turned out to be...kinda crack-y.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,905 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/2/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
The Shirtless Test by Christy T reviews
The choice between Edward and Jacob really came down to one thing. Movieverse.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Cures Are Hard To Come By by Jamie Hook reviews
After taking the cure, Rogue is positively ecstatic to be able to touch. After being guilted into the world of the X-men, Remy is very grumpy about a lot of things.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Rogue, Gambit
Between the Lines by moogsthewriter reviews
Of all the things they thought he was, an artist had never been one of them. AKA, Five people who discover Kirk's hidden talent, and one who's known all along.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,506 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 122 - Published: 11/21/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Yes, Master by Little Green Voice reviews
It wasn't only the words. It was the way they were said. And, if he was completely honest, it was also a little the words. Not so much about the 'yes' though, as it was about the "Master". Obi-Wan/Anakin slash oneshot Now revised with some smut!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,182 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Lucky Star by Leon L. Lawliet reviews
Nothing to do with the series of the same name...anyway, first fic. Gold finds his lucky star...a lot closer to earth than you might think.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Crystal - Complete
Five and One: Things Not To Say In Shi'Kahr by Penbrydd reviews
Spock's got a paint-peeling command of expletives, but only in his native language. The average speaker of Standard has no idea that he's anything but calm and collected, but he can scald the ears off a Vulcan.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 129 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
In the not too distant future by Jamie Hook reviews
."Cherie," He said turning to her. "You are in a world of trouble." And he had never been more right. And it wasn't just the merc with a mouth, the MRD, or the warrent with her name on it that tipped her off. Romynessness
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,134 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Rogue/Anna M., Gambit/Remy L.
More Than A Rogue by DarkSeptember reviews
Sometimes we get the balance wrong. Life is not about knowing the answers, life is what happens while you're looking for them. And the bad decisions? The screw-ups? They're what keep it interesting. - Post X3 Wolverine/Rogue fic - Rogue's POV
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 93,000 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Wilderness Experience by ridesandruns reviews
Scott's enthusiastic about camping. No one else is.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Cyclops, Angel - Complete
Name Brand by P.L.S reviews
AU At age 11 he is given a choice, and this time it might not follow the plans that were made ten years ago by the Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,009 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 1,278 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Harry P., Vernon D.
Psychic by MuffledSnickers reviews
AU: Romy: Rogue wakes up with an interesting new ability that gives her more insight into her fellow X-Men. A look into a X-Man's day when the adults leave, incl petty schemes, romances, rivalries, all sorts of fun. A humor fic meant purely for the laughs
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,138 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Rogue, Gambit - Complete
5 Times James Kirk Almost Died And One He Didn't by Angel Baby1 reviews
You can take the daredevil out of Iowa, but you can't ever take the driving-off-cliffs out of James T. Kirk, as the unfortunate crew of the Enterprise soon learns.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,777 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 2,974 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
We're Broke, Now What? by Red Witch reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if the Xavier Institute ever ran out of cash?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,299 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
Life in the Neutral Zone by EchoBravoTango reviews
An encounter on the edge of Romulan space forces Kirk and Spock to pilot the Enterprise alone for ten days. Trying to be as Star Trek faithful as possible, with some added....intrigue? Will be K/S slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,130 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Three Acolytes Gruff by ColdFusion180 reviews
The Acolytes supplement the contents of a classic children's story.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Colossus, Pyro - Complete
The Masked Barber by ViciousVigilante reviews
There was a barber and his mask... and his knives... and his prisoner... and I am a total failure at summaries, so it is better to read what is inside. Rated T for violence.
Crossover - V for Vendetta & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Complete
in the walls by irnan reviews
So I hear the Enterprise has giant alien rats," Sulu said one morning at breakfast. Chekov choked on his bacon, eyes wide and alarmed. Jim clapped him on the back, laughing.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/9/2009 - M. Scott/Scotty, J. Kirk - Complete
Marriage in Mind by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. A marriage contract. They want him to sign away his freedom and his future and his life on a girl who didn't even attend her best friend's funeral. Harry has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 3,408 - Follows: 799 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2278 - Favs: 10,998 - Follows: 3,300 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Elite by Adari reviews
Why did Harry Potter nod in greeting to Draco Malfoy when he saw the man on the platform 19 years later? Ron and Hermione were clearly not on such terms with the man. What secret did the two men share from even their own families?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,382 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 182 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Different Kinds by Alone Dreaming reviews
Bones is unconscious, Jim is seasick, Spock is on edge and the sea monsters are looking for a good meal. One-Shot. Dark humor.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,533 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/19/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Gossip by Lanaea reviews
Home' side-story. K/S, Sulu and Chekov.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,899 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/17/2009 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
Firefighter by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Pepper Potts goes on a job interview. PRE-MOVIE.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/17/2009 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Verbal JumpRope by Keshka reviews
K/S slash. AU. At the end of the movie, the older Spock did not seek out his younger self and encourage him to stay on the Enterprise. It falls to Jim to convince him. In other words, how to outfox a fox, when the fox is a Vulcan.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/17/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
His Deepest Secret Revealed by littlesun reviews
Summary: A rather light one-shot. I got infected with the Animagus fever that is raging around... Voldemort is gone, Harry is back at Hogwarts for his delayed 7th year, and Severus is alive. You didn’t expect otherwise from me, did you? Beta: Wellyuthing
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
What a Bunch of Nonjon by nonjon reviews
An unrelated series of ficlets, drabbles, one-shots, unfinished and abandoned fics from primarily the Harry Potter fandom and a couple others. This is like a miscellaneous folder or a random fic dump. Read at your own risk.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,446 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008
Snake in Lion Skin by Wolfwhispers reviews
Harry managed to escape Voldemort during the summer. Now he trains more than ever and creates a friendship with the magical creature community. Only problem is, Voldemort has a new weapon to try on Harry. Will Harry be able to get rid human and beast prej
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 174,760 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Why Daddy Wants To Shoot Uncle Bernie by Red Witch reviews
Once again the Brotherhood tries to be educational by putting out another lesson on why the economy is not working and their take on one of the culprits responsible. Oh boy...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Complete
Embers by Evergreene reviews
Legolas is of the opinion that a certain ranger is taking far too long to start a simple campfire.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
In the Eye of the Beholder by wednesday-mc reviews
Very Much AU, also containing mild slash. Thranduil maneuvers to have an unwilling Legolas marry Elrond. Not your usual slash: I write stories with intimacy, not heavy sex. If this flavor of tea offends you, please leave the pot for others to enjoy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,145 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 4/28/2003 - Legolas, Elrond - Complete
Dark Lord Potter Part 1 by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter has never known love or even kindness until he is rescued from his relatives by a pair of witches. How will the most talented wizard of his generation respond to those who have mistreated him? AU! Young!Tonks. Early chapters are being edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 273,098 - Reviews: 2718 - Favs: 4,687 - Follows: 3,123 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 3,204 - Follows: 767 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Hats by Little Nemo reviews
Everyone has a hat. Red thinks Green should wear one too. Green discovers something else during the ensuing chaos. Pokemon Special manga based. Red/Green fic. Japanese version.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Red, Anthea/Verbena - Complete
The Natural Animagus by wsbenge reviews
Harry is sent to the Dursleys, but due to a natural proclivity for cat animagus transformations, goes to live with the kneazles at Mrs. Figg's a few weeks before he is 2 years old. He spends years as a kneazle, before his association with Ginny Weasley h
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 161,097 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 2,142 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Can We Keep Him? by But Friends Make Secrets reviews
What happens when Sirius manages to become an Animagi before the others? Only the best prank ever! Marauders era clearly Please read! The summary doesn't do it justice!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,332 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Brilliant by Misanagi reviews
McGonagall wants to know how Sirius and his friends became Animagi.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Minerva M., Sirius B. - Complete
Elevator vs Stairs by Stephanie M. A reviews
“You lied!” Startled, I turned towards the entrance to see a very tall farm boy. His voice and appearance told me that he was highly irritated, yet slightly amused. Well, that pretty much summed up how Smallville always was around me. Post "Committed"
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
No Thank You by Sarah1281 reviews
What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 542 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
To Professor X Without Love by Red Witch reviews
Xavier is not having a good week. His students destroyed the school, he's losing money and that's not even the weirdest thing to happen to him that day. It's just one thing after another and he wonders how much more he can take.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete
Wolverine Verses The Vacuum Cleaner by Red Witch reviews
Logan learns that one of the scariest things in the world is housework.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Wolverine/Logan - Complete
The Uncle and Son Trip by AvocadoLove reviews
It seemed from the moment Zuko met his uncle, he had been stepping in where his own father would not.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Same Sided Coin by Tamarai reviews
Rogue’s conscience no longer coincides with the Brotherhood’s ideals, so it’s time to swallow her pride and go home. Meanwhile, Wolverine begrudgingly tries to recruit the slippery Gambit. Romy-flavoured oneshot.
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 6,342 - Follows: 1,907 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 2,752 - Follows: 633 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
The Straw That Broke The Mutant Camel by Red Witch reviews
The Brotherhood are driving the X-Men crazy and they can't take any more.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 245 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
What Else Is New? by Red Witch reviews
Cartoons, brownies and a salad. How could that cause any trouble? Both the X-Men and the Brotherhood find out the hard way!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Complete
Who Comes Up With These Things? by Red Witch reviews
Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day! Scott just doesn't get it.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Cyclops/Scott S. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 8,555 - Follows: 2,222 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The screaming King and the naughty Elf by Tiro reviews
Théoden stands by his son's grave when his mood is about to make a turn for perhaps the better.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Voldemort and the Time Traveling Miko rewritten by MangaFreak15 reviews
Rewritten Version: Kagome's grandmother befriended Voldemort at the orphanage. Now he's back for her, but instead, meets Kagome, who looks similar to her. She's a demon, but just doesn't know it. It's time for Harry Potter to step in and find out. VolKag
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,405 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Kagome H.
Stuck In Those Dumb Gloves by Red Witch reviews
The X-Men turn to the Brotherhood to try and figure out a way for Rogue to control her powers. Talk about desperate.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Still In Her Gloves by Red Witch reviews
The X-Men learn what life is like for Rogue and Rogue learns a new way to annoy her teammates.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Redefining Hogwarts by loralee1 reviews
Sequel to Redefining Summer, Post OotP, no HBP or DH, independent Harry, no pairing, Harry returns to Hogwarts for his 6th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,783 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 2,254 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Harry P., Neville L.
In Her Gloves by Red Witch reviews
Jean learns what Rogue's life is like the hard way. And I don't mean by body switching or telepathy.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,378 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Jean Grey - Complete
Truth or Dare, Sesshys only girls's Style! by Sesshys only girls reviews
WOOO! we're back! usual storyline for one of these, me and Tsuki have kidnapped the Inu and Twilight crews, and taken them to a 'safe' place. send in any dares or questions you want! and i mean ANYTHING... please R&R! rated T for now...it may go up.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008
Lucky Gamble by Tamarai reviews
Set in the movieverse. I started writing it for myself, since I was sorely disappointed that Gambit never showed up in any of the movies. Set a few years after the 3rd movie. Obviously Romy, since I've always been a huge pusher for that.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 72,706 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Rogue, Gambit - Complete
Champion by callalili reviews
Before she was the Champion of Cyrodiil, she was Martin Septim's errand girl. He's not sure why she's willing to risk her life to hunt down Daedric artifacts and Welkynd Stones. She's not entirely certain, either.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,399 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Martin S. - Complete
What If the world turned its head sideways by hybrid2 reviews
Based on the question of what would happen if Harry had met the twins in Diagon Alley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 244,376 - Reviews: 2238 - Favs: 3,927 - Follows: 2,725 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Do's and Don'ts by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Toph's got some very strict specifications about who can - and CAN'T - date Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 133 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Not Noteworthy by BajaB reviews
Notes were handed out to students, warning them not to use magic over the holidays "I always hope they'll forget to give us these," said Fred Weasley sadly. After first year, Harry gets to do magic at home. Light and simple bit of cute fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,080 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 226 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
I Believe in Miracles You Sexy Thing by 00 Serenity 00 reviews
Every teenager has their experience with alcohol sometime and Nikki isn't an exception. The only thing is, when stupidly drunk, she finds herself in a world where demons, half-demons, priestesses, and monks exist. Then, strange things start to happen...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,663 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Sesshōmaru
Stormbenders by Fandomme reviews
S3 AU from FBM. Deep in the Fire Nation jungle, the Gaang meets a group of rogue water ninja who send Zuko and Katara on a mission to retrieve Ozai's secret battle plans.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 171,033 - Reviews: 2972 - Favs: 4,810 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 2,329 - Follows: 348 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Perfectly Hollow by Silver Pard reviews
What happens when two fated people never meet?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 153 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Once and Future Taiyoukai by RosieB reviews
The well was supposed to be stable. It was supposed to send her to Inuyasha. And it failed. Now, Kagome's even farther into the past and she must depend on a young Sesshoumaru, who has no idea of what their shared future holds. But neither does Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,403 - Reviews: 5768 - Favs: 8,546 - Follows: 2,660 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Resurrection Potion for Voldemort by Emily Waters reviews
It was a dark and dreary night, when Lucius Malfoy showed up at the graveyard, carrying a burlap sack. Something was stirring inside. And then, things went downhill from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Peter P., Harry P. - Complete
The Usual Reasons by aliwildgoose reviews
Sokka would swear, later on, that it was completely innocent when it started. Sokka/Zuko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,310 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 89 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Hidden by Disco Shop Girl reviews
ROTS AU: Anakin is woken from his dream before it can warn him of his fate. Without that fear hanging over him he feels a disturbance in the force, and chooses to leave before it can manifest itself. Anakin–Padmé, Obi–Wan
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 118,147 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Catch as Catch Can by Demus reviews
The Fullmetal Alchemist was in hot pursuit of his quarry. Considering his quarry was the Flame Alchemist, Hawkeye was genuinely surprised that every single building in the headquarters was still standing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Their Hero by CandyAngel11 reviews
Thirteen years ago, James and Lily Potter sent the brother to the BoyWhoLived, Harry, to be raised by his aunt who in turn sent him to an orphanage where he ran away at age of 2. Now he's been found and is a total gangster....Wait, what?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,923 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D.
The Future World by Fluffy1322 reviews
Sesshoumaru has gone through the well and now him and Kagome need to find a way for him to return to his time. Alot of stuff happens inbetween.I admit that the first chapter is slow but it picks up i swear! Newly revised all chapters! More humor. I think
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,593 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Toad's Wild Ride by Red Witch reviews
The gang reluctanty helps Todd with his latest idea: mutant theme park rides!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Toad/Todd T. - Complete
The XMen Evolution Experience by Red Witch reviews
The X-Men decide to open tours of the mansion to the public. Can you say bad idea? I knew you could.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
You Might Be A Mutant by Red Witch reviews
The Brotherhood takes to the airwaves with 'warning signs' of mutation.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Osmosis by ridesandruns reviews
Logan and Rogue discuss danger, duty and cardigans.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
Through a Cat's Eye by wbaker5286 reviews
Kirara's thoughts about her traveling companions
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauders’ Horcrux by The Santi reviews
On the eve of their graduation from Hogwarts, a drunk James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew took drastic steps to protect the tradition of pranking at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 196 - Published: 4/26/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
XElders Strike! by Red Witch reviews
Imagine if you will a reality where our favorite young heroes and villians are older. A lot older. But still just as crazy and reckless with their powers.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Tag by Imadra Blue reviews
A three-year-old Obi-Wan follows Master Yoda around the Temple. Gen.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 95 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Yoda, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6353 - Favs: 17,107 - Follows: 5,975 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The Darkest Hour by Dream Scrivener reviews
AU!Sixth Year!PostOOtp Its Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts and he has to make some hard decisions in order to survive. But will these decisions help him or make him weaker? Martial arts, dueling, animagus training, and a proactive Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 174,527 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 1,159 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 4,950 - Follows: 959 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
XTra Tainment Tonight by Red Witch reviews
The X-Men decide to give the Brotherhood a taste of their own medicine. Unfortunately they get a taste of what the Brotherhood usually gets.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
Xtra Large Men by Red Witch reviews
The X-Men find themselves with a weighty problem. Maybe they ate too much Easter candy?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Poison by Wolf CrescentWalker reviews
Rogue's life spins out of control after taking the cure, affecting others around her in dramatic ways, especially Logan.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 87,450 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine
Since You Asked by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Since the dawn of time, there have been three things deemed as essential conversation material for male bonding: Food, women, and pointy objects. A Zuko and Sokka friendship story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 131 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 3,396 - Follows: 893 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Stereotype? No, Thank You by squishtheorange reviews
Naruto: Emo? Punk? Japanese Freak? He's got trouble finding himself. Doesn't help when his heart starts beating for his gay best friend. High School. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,900 - Reviews: 1675 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 4,671 - Follows: 1,170 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Shippo's Nightmare by Zabby Perno reviews
Shippo has a bad dream. Kagome and Sango are gone. Who else can he go to? Miroku? NO! Kaede? No. Who then? InuShip fatherson fic. If I don't make that clear enough, 'Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.'
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Shippō, Inuyasha - Complete
Unpeeled Fruit by hello camel reviews
Zuko, Sokka, gen; - "You're peeling that orange all wrong."
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,478 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
The Stuff of Nightmares by ridesandruns reviews
Jean medicates Scott, and it's a critical failure.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Jean G., Cyclops - Complete
Magical Contracts by Kalen Darkmoon reviews
In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 3,985 - Follows: 1,071 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Voldemort and the Time Traveling Miko by MangaFreak15 reviews
DISCONTINUED! Re-written version is up. R for language.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,353 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Kagome H.
Male Bonding by glamaphonic reviews
Katara understands why Zuko had to join them. What she doesn't understand is why he and Sokka had to spend every waking moment in each other's company. Zuko&Sokka, Katara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 185 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 5,328 - Follows: 1,365 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
You Heard it Here First by ridesandruns reviews
Jubilee fills Logan in on recent events.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Jubilee, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Brothers in Arms by nolongerpostingonthissite reviews
In a palace in Ba Sing Se, one man awaits his death, one boy – his torture, and another – his destiny. An Iroh, Sokka and Zuko adventure. Now with epilogue. Complete.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,928 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Swashbuckle and Leather Slippers by DarkSeptember reviews
This is complete muscle bound gratuitous foof! It features a growly Logan, a Scott who kept slipping into an English accent in my head, a Professor with a secret fetish & a Jean who has come across as rather unstable... Pairings: Logan&Rogue, Scott&Jean
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 2,095 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Knight's Honor by Carmilla DeWinter reviews
MaulxObi slash AU. After defeating Maul on Naboo, Obi-Wan has to deal with an injured Master and a cranky Sith prisoner.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,676 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/17/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - [Obi-Wan K., Darth Maul] Anakin Skywalker, Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Slaughter Dew by cupid-painted-blind reviews
The first time it happens, he is fourteen. Sitting at the Gryffindor table, Peter thinks of murder. [Peter, OCD. Dark. Written for a challenge at the Reviews Lounge.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Peter P. - Complete
Mudblood by Sarah1281 reviews
"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 271 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Making Breakfast by SnowyPicture reviews
While making breakfast one morning, James gives a baby Harry advice before turning the kitchen into a battle zone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/31/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 542 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Shadows of the Future by stormqueen873 reviews
ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,321 - Reviews: 2778 - Favs: 8,249 - Follows: 2,203 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 247 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
That's Entertainment by ridesandruns reviews
Everyone defines fun differently.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Logan/Wolverine, Cyclops - Complete
Kindness of Strangers by Kazet reviews
Revised through chapter 6. Working on the rest. Harry never got on the Knight Bus. He followed after that black dog instead. Why? He doesn't know. Sirius then follows a young Harry back to school for the year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,230 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 6/22/2003 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Lola by ridesandruns reviews
Jean sizes up a new rival.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Jean G., Cyclops - Complete
Property Rights by ridesandruns reviews
Scott and Logan are arguing. Jean's not getting involved.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Cyclops, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
The Hunt For Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1686 - Favs: 5,397 - Follows: 2,457 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Redefining Summer by loralee1 reviews
AU, Post OotP, No HBP, Summer at the Dursleys has always meant Harry is overworked, under fed, and lonely, all Harry wants is a normal summer, what he gets is anything but normal. NaNoWriMo 06 project
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,465 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 2,623 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Grab A French Model, Of Course by Novocain reviews
Harry tells a few postwar truths. [I've spilled so much blood that I'm surprised I don't still smell like it, and sometimes I see splashes of crimson on my clothes, and it's. Not. Fair. I'm eighteen going on Vietnam veteran...]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Life Lessons by ridesandruns reviews
Scott has a crisis of confidence.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Cyclops, Jean G. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Toots by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 276 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Talks, Walks, and Stalks by Eileen Blazer reviews
“Good God.” She said,“How do Ah not hate ya?” “Magic voodoo spell,” he assured her. “I keep a special made Roguepoppet in my top drawer, sprinkle some pixie dust, an' make her love me. Some other stuff, too but a gentleman never talks about dat.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,349 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Why cats rule the world by Twisted Viper reviews
Just Kirara's thoughts on life.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2007
Melting Point by The Phantom reviews
Pietro becomes trapped in superspeed. How can you save someone moving too fast to be seen? A story that explores how each character views Pietro as a twin, a brother, a son, an enemy. COMPLETE with EPILOGUE
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 87,526 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 12/2/2002 - Complete
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 292 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 2,588 - Follows: 761 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Road Trip by ridesandruns reviews
Four people, one dog and all the snark you can fit in a minivan.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Cyclops, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Keys, Zombies, and Other Male Bonding Experiences by demitasse 007 reviews
Very AU. Original cast from first team as teenagers. First in a series. Zombie Movies, Teenage Boys, Leftover Chinese Food, A Bad Cold, And Old Ladies For World Domination Never Mix Well.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,366 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Complete
Those Who Don't Remember History by Red Witch reviews
Hank finds it a trifle irksome that his students would rather read crazy facts on the Internet rather than actually learn history. Go figure.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Beast/Hank M. - Complete
Rumor Has It by ridesandruns reviews
Always get your news from a reliable source. Ask Scott why.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Cyclops, Jubilee - Complete
Tales from Cyrodiil: A Dark Beginning by SickleYield reviews
A new recipient of the Dark Gift falls down the wrong well and ends up in a whole new world. Rated for violence and the fact that the entire story is about assassins. Now complete, and a big thanks to everyone who took time to leave their reviews.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,668 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Complete
A Handy Transformation by Recto-Bella reviews
OneShot. Harry Potter has finally become an Animagus. However, neither he, nor Ron, nor Hermione were impressed with his animal form. Irritated and betrayed, Harry decided to leash out his anger at his most hated Professor, Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Deathday Revelations by Angel Baby1 reviews
Just shy of his second year, Danny learns of a custom meant to honor the day each ghost first entered the next world. Now the great Danny Phantom must face a throng of well meaning ghosts and somehow survive their gifts with his secret and sanity intact
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 2,776 - Follows: 480 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
Sweet Dream Sweets by BajaB reviews
To help stop Voldemort sending Harry nightmares, and to extract a little revenge while they are at it, the twins develop a new treat. No DH Humor. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 153 - Published: 6/29/2006 - George W., Harry P. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11281 - Favs: 21,076 - Follows: 7,182 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Frosty Relations by ridesandruns reviews
Jean and Emma don't get along. It's a catfight with a dog.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Jean G., Cyclops - Complete
Perfectly Abnormal by evansentranced reviews
Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 2,088 - Follows: 456 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2241 - Favs: 6,088 - Follows: 2,319 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Call of the Wolverine by ridesandruns reviews
A bored Wolverine and a cell phone mean trouble.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Logan/Wolverine, Cyclops - Complete
In My Pants by Emerald707 reviews
In which, Harry is cursed by Ron, and is forced to say 'in my pants' after every sentence, with some strange results from the Professors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,922 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Illegal Necromantic Rituals by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Ron asks where Harry was last night. Harry doesn't want to answer. Ron accepts this. Harry freaks out a little. :D Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 80 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 3,748 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 6,017 - Follows: 1,334 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 2,456 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
The Spirit of Giving by ridesandruns reviews
Wolverines are wily. Especially when it comes to revenge.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Logan/Wolverine, Cyclops - Complete
Pet Peeves by ridesandruns reviews
Scott and Logan run errands, oh my. Jean's POV.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Cyclops, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Stop the World! I Wanna Get Off by Mijan reviews
In which Harry quits in spectacular fashion, and nobody's happy about it... including Draco Malfoy. Written before HBP. Slashy overtones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 107 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Men, Elves and Snowballs by Evergreene reviews
A certain ranger thinks it unfair that elves can walk on snow.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,707 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Instant Weasley by loralee1 reviews
The twins invent, Harry goes to Diagon Ally, Snape suffers, ficlet.chapter 2 Snape has an epiphany. AU no HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/20/2005 - Published: 3/12/2004 - George W., Severus S. - Complete
The Untitled Cheekquel Project by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,193 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 2,366 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The more you know by ridesandruns reviews
Knowledge is power. Especially aboard the Blackbird.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Logan/Wolverine, Cyclops - Complete
X Marks The Scott by Red Witch reviews
Forge's latest attempt at fixing an invention causes Scott to have a slight identity crisis. One that drives the entire Institute crazy!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Complete
What My Mother Taught Me by Saber Girls reviews
You learn all sorts of stuff when Leia is your mom... My mother taught me about KITCHEN APPLIANCES: '... and this is why we never put thermal detonators in the dishwasher.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Leia O. - Complete
Natural selection by ridesandruns reviews
A Wolverine. A beagle. Just watch the damn dog, Logan.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Logan/Wolverine, Cyclops - Complete
Harry Potter and the Otherside by MaxFic reviews
AU. Picks up near the end of OotP. Harry saw Sirius fall into the veil after being stunned by Bellatrix Lestrange. What would happen if he ran in after him? No Pairings yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,720 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 1,681 - Follows: 1,809 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Harry P.
What Lies Beneath by ridesandruns reviews
Curiosity can't kill the Wolverine. He wishes it could.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 4,639 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
The Partial Conversation: A Courtney Crumrin fic by TeaRoses reviews
Late one night, Courtney overhears her uncle sharing memories with someone. Set after "Courtney Crumrin in the Twilight Kingdom" but does not contain spoilers. Short one-shot.
Misc. Comics - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Complete
Harold by Erestor reviews
A short, bizarre moment in the history of Rivendell: Glorfindel introduces Erestor to his sock puppet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
The Scruff Factor by JastaElf reviews
How DID Aragorn come to be neat & tidy for Elrond's Council? Ch. 7, The Long Awaited Scruffilogue: in which a squirrely evening is had by all, Dwarves learn not to drop eaves, and Legolas courts doom by going to bed early. This story is finally complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,871 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 10/13/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Philosophical Differences by ridesandruns reviews
Scott and Logan argue an ageold question.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Cyclops, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Mutt by Maiden of the Moon reviews
“Anyway,” the woman continued, oblivious, “I honestly don’t know why we’re even trying to sell him off. I mean, who would want to buy a mutt when we’ve got so many healthier, stronger, more beautiful dogs to offer?” (Mild InuKag, Non AU, Sho
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Warning: Idiots Among Us by Red Witch reviews
The Brotherhood has fun with warning labels.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Complete
One Day More by CalaisKenobi reviews
Obi-Wan is given the opportunity to make some changes in his past. With the help of some old friends, and the hindrance of some old enemies, the Galaxy will be forever changed. COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,263 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/11/2004 - Published: 12/2/2002 - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1819 - Favs: 5,467 - Follows: 815 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Utter Bedlam by Red Witch reviews
There's much madness at the Xavier Institute thanks to one of it's newest recruits and a small prank war.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2004 - Complete
Great Scott by ridesandruns reviews
Jean plus JellO shots equals TMI
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Jean G., Cyclops - Complete
Innocent Eyes by AllRose reviews
Petunia watches Harry and Dudley at a neighbourhood and reflects on her son and nephew, as well as her sister. Can Petunia change in just one afternoon? Read to find out! OotP spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/26/2003 - Harry P.
Malcolm Of The Rings by HiBob reviews
LOTR/MITM Malcolm awakens in Mirkwood Forest and quickly releases he is in trouble, because Reese and Dewey are with him. Middle Earth will never be the same again.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,063 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/17/2003 - Published: 3/4/2003 - Complete
Kirara's Secret by Angel-wing2 reviews
Miroku x Sango One-shot Sango goes out looking for Kirara. Guess who's tagging along with her?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/15/2003 - Complete
Useless Trivia on a Tuesday Afternoon by Red Witch reviews
The Brotherhood decide to educate themselves with trivia.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2003 - Complete
The Return of Brotherhood Radio by Red Witch reviews
Once again the Brotherhood takes to the airwaves in their quest to annoy everyone!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2003 - Complete
LIFE IS UNFAIR by HiBob reviews
A pleasant romp through Middle Earth with Frodo and Sam as they . . . Sorry, wrong story . . . Malcolm has gone back to Hogwarts for his second year . . . Wait . . . Yeah. that's right. Completed Story plus deleted scenes
Crossover - Harry Potter & Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 78,861 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/17/2002 - Published: 7/19/2002 - Complete
Toad Derby by Red Witch reviews
When the Brotherhood are bored on a rainy day, Todd decides to liven things up a little.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2002 - Toad/Todd T. - Complete
The Wandering Mutant by Red Witch reviews
What happened to Tabitha after she left the Brotherhood? Here's my answer!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2002 - Boom-Boom/Tabitha S. - Complete
The More Things Change by Red Witch reviews
She's baack! Mystique lays down the law at the Brotherhood House. The boys muse over this new change in their lives as Pietro drops another bombshell on them.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2002 - Complete
Hogwarts In The Middle by HiBob reviews
Malcolm is eleven. He is an American. He is on vacation in London with his family. His brother has found two train tickets, and is now looking for Platform 9 3/4. Only Reese would be that stupid. a completed story
Crossover - Harry Potter & Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,092 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/14/2002 - Published: 3/27/2002 - Complete
This Is For The Birds by Red Witch reviews
The Brotherhood go birdwatching on a field trip, much to the annoyance of the XMen.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2002 - Complete
Wild Mutants, Wayward Hearts by Red Witch reviews
When Kurt breaks up with Tabitha, her day goes from bad to worse. Who can she turn to in her time of need?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2002 - Complete
Fire Drills Are Fun by Red Witch reviews
Fire Drills with the Brotherhood. This is not good...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2002 - Complete
The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round by Red Witch reviews
Sequel to Fire Drills Are Fun! Join the Brotherhood as they take a joyride in a school bus. There's mayhem, Risty torture, a little KurtTabitha romance and an appearance by Arcade!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2002 - Complete
Zoom, Zoom, Zoom by Red Witch reviews
Pietro is bored and decides that the best way to remedy that is to be the Brotherhood's personal genie for the day! Watch out Xmen!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/17/2002 - Quicksilver/Pietro M. - Complete
Under The Weather, Lance? by Red Witch reviews
Lance catches a cold due to his adventures at the aquarium.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2002 - Avalanche/Lance A. - Complete
The Wild Boys of Bayville by Red Witch reviews
In the sequel to 'Viruses are Tricky Things' the boys are bored so they go out on the town in order to torment Kelly and end this story arc once and for all!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2002 - Complete
Wreck The Malls by Red Witch reviews
The Brotherhood cause havoc when they go holiday shopping the day after Thanksgiving.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2001 - Complete
The Streak by Red Witch reviews
Inspired by a Ray Stevens song, Pietro gets a bit too hyper for the Brotherhood's own good!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2001 - Quicksilver/Pietro M. - Complete
Will You Hang Up? by Red Witch reviews
A pointless fic where Lance and Scott insult each other over the phone.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2001 - Complete
Toad's Pet by Red Witch reviews
Toad gets a pet. Problem is the Brotherhood are not the most responsible or sane people in the world.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/26/2001 - Toad/Todd T. - Complete
