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Author has written 19 stories for House, M.D., Mentalist, and Star Trek: 2009.

I'm talking to what's left of you,
I'm watching what I say,
Countin' all the freckles on your perfect face,

You'd open your window,
I'd stay on your bed,
Just waiting for right words to come,

So what happened to bulletproof weeks in your arms?
What happened to feeling cheap radio songs?
What happened to thinking the world was flat?
What happened to that?

Bulletproof Weeks by Matt Nathanson

Pen Name: bulletproof

Name: Hadley

Music: Matchbox Twenty, Rob Thomas, The Fray

Current Obsessions: Psych and Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Current Favorite Pairings: Shawn/Jules, Shawn/Lassie, Shawn/Gus, Spike/Buffy

Previous Obsessions: The Mentalist, Third Watch, House M.D., NCIS, Moonlight, Simon & Simon, Star Trek: TOS, Star Trek: 2009

Previous Favorite Pairings: Spock/Kirk, Spock/Uhura, Jane/Lisbon, House/Wilson, House/Cuddy, Bosco/Faith, Tony/Ziva

Character Most Like Me: Willow


Favorite Psych Character = Shawn

Favorite Psych Pairing = Shawn/Lassie

Favorite Buffy Characters = Spike and Oz

Favorite Buffy Pairing = Spike/Buffy

Favorite Star Trek Character = Spock

Favorite Star Trek Pairing = Spock/Kirk

Favorite Mentalist Character = Jane

Favorite Mentalist Pairing = Jane/Lisbon

Favorite House Pairing = House/Wilson

Favorite House Characters = House and Wilson

Favorite Third Watch Pairing = Bosco/Faith

Favorite Third Watch Character = Bosco

Favorite NCIS Pairing = Tony/Ziva

Favorite NCIS Character = Tony

Favorite Moonlight Characters = Joseph and Mick

Favorite Simon & Simon Character = A.J.


Psych Quotes:

Shawn: Good morning detectives, collecting money for the Policeman's ball?
Lassiter: We don't have balls.
Shawn: I honestly have no response to that.

Lassiter: I thought I told you no.
Shawn: But your eyes said yes.

Lassiter: I need to get something off my chest.
Shawn: Is it your shirt? Please say no.

Henry: [leans in very close] Are you busy on Saturday?
Shawn: You - you want me to come with you to awkward class?

NCIS Quotes:

Dennis: NCIS. Never heard of it.
Gibbs: That’s embarrassing.
Dennis: NCIS anything like CSI?
Tony: Only if you’re dyslexic.

Kate: How did you get into NCIS?
Tony: I smiled.

Tony: I didn't become an NCIS agent yesterday Kate. As a matter of fact tomorrow...
Gibbs: ...is going to be two years.
Tony: That's kind of touching Gibbs. Remembering the day you hired me.
Gibbs: Yeah, well it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Ziva: I'm wondering why I have a 9 mm hole in my cap?
Gibbs: (Pause, then answers somewhat uncertainly) Ventilation.

(Gibbs and Jenny watching Tony and Ziva from above squad room)
Jenny: She seems to be fitting in well.
Gibbs: She almost killed my entire team yesterday.
Jenny: How?
Gibbs: Driving home from a crime scene.

Ziva: And I am driving you home. (Holds up Tony's keys)
Tony: Probie?!
McGee: Uh, Ziva, Actually I should probably drive him home tonight.
Ziva: Why is that?
Abby: Maybe he wants to live?

Third Watch Quotes:

Yokas: Fred’s always thought you were gay.
Bosco: What?
Yokas: Something about the way you walk.
Bosco: What about the way I walk!?
Yokas: You kinda sway.

Bobby: You hurt your hip or something?
Bosco: What?
Bobby: You’re walking funny.
Yokas: He’s a little self-conscious today.
Bosco: There’s not a damn thing wrong with the way I walk!

Bosco: I’m starting to change my mind about the Himalayas. I think it would be a pretty good place to go. No pollution, no BS with the legal system. Just ice, mountains, the South Pole…
Yokas: The South Pole?
Bosco: What?
Yokas: Nothing.
Bosco: It’s probably only nice until you get used to the place. After that I’m sure you run into some crackhead Eskimo abusing kids or something.
Yokas: Eskimos? In the Himalayas?

Bosco: Only two things I watch. Sports and animals.
Yokas: Animals?
Bosco: Yeah. Shark shows, elephant babies, lions, tigers, bears.
Yokas: Oh my.
Bosco: What?
Yokas: Nothin’.
Bosco: You don’t watch those shows? Best shows on the box.
Yokas: I guess I must be missing out.
Bosco: You are. A lioness with her cubs in the tall grass. No human beings around for miles.
Davis: Except for the 18 guys in the camera truck?
Bosco: You gotta ruin it for me, right?
Davis: Keep going, keep going.
Bosco: No, no, no. Forget it.
Davis: Bosco, tell your damn story.
Bosco: It’s fantastic!

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Divergence by 13empress reviews
Someone from the Narada survives and ends up back time. Aware of what-could-be, Nero kidnaps young Kirk and Spock to change the timeline - again. Kirk, Spock and the Enterprise of year 2260 go back to stop Nero. Friendship pre-slash K/S, slash ending
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 178,337 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 11/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Red Highschool by Steph-Schell reviews
The Mentalist in highschool! There will be Jisbon
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 50,220 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Seventh Circle by Tenebrielle reviews
Featuring Kirk, Spock, Bones, and Chekov. An away mission gone horribly wrong lands Kirk and the team in a mysterious prison. Can Kirk figure out how to save them all before it is too late? Rated T, full warnings inside.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,925 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Observations by DapperDestruction reviews
Some observations that Spock and Kirk make about eachother, at the beginning. Develops into an actual plot line in chapter 5. There's a budding relationship evolving. Slowbuildng. K/S. Probably eventual other pairings.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,003 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk
The One that Got Away by Arynn Octavia reviews
A tough case forces Detective Lassiter to re-evaluate his thoughts on Psychic Shawn Spencer. Slash.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,461 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Apply Liberally at Sunrise by Antje reviews
Shawn and Carlton try to get along well, but not too well, to solve a perplexing mystery, just after Gus and Juliet's marriage. SS/CL, BG/JO
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 87,950 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Complete
Psych On FFNet by EideticGirl reviews
What happens when our favorite "psychic" and his best friend stumble upon our very own FFNet? One Shot Parody. Rated T just in case...You know how it is...
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Shawn S., Burton G./Gus - Complete
Stubborn? Or Heroic? Why does Lassie keep staring? by MatildaHummingbird reviews
NOW FINISHED:Shawn refuses to be anything less then awesome, even when ill. However when the flu proves to be not the flu, his Charade breaks. When Lassiter reluctantly takes him in there's room for romance. But a crazy doctor has other plans for Shawn.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,866 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Something Old, Something New by allikitty699 reviews
Lassie's having a bad day, and Shawn won't leave him alone until he figures out why. Established Shassie. Fluff.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Mele Kalikimaka is the Thing to Say by allikitty699 reviews
Shawn breaks into Lassiter's house on Christmas Eve. Too bad he didn't realize Lassiter was home. Shassie. Angsty!Lassiter. Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Merry Christmas, Mr Lassiter by Pazz.and.Jop reviews
A Psych Christmas fic. Carlton is prepared to spend Christmas evening alone at the office when he finds mysterious package on his desk. Three guesses as to who it is from. Shawn/Lassiter
Psych - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Praise Be Sleep Talking by PerfectlyPsychotic reviews
Everyone falls asleep on planes, including Carlton and Shawn. To bad one of them talks in their sleep, things get pretty cuddly pretty quick. Shassie Oneshot
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
That Would Be Illogical by Peachly reviews
K/S Series of lighthearted, sexy fluff. "Of course this is not the first illogical action I have ever participated in because of James Tiberius Kirk. I doubt it will be the last."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,826 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Hate This and I'll Love You by TheProblematique reviews
A contagion aboard the Enterprise brings everyone's true emotions to the surface, even those buried under layers of logic. Based on TOS episode "The Naked Time".
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,722 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Red Roadster by LAHull reviews
One of Jane's brilliant plans goes terribly wrong causing serious consequences to one of the team members. Drama/angst/humor all in one with no shipping. A winner on the CBS official website's 2009 Write Off. Writers love Feedback!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,330 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Patrick J.
Crew of USS Enterprise on SpaceBook by LyricalTorrent reviews
Complete nonsense. Inspired by "Hamlet on FaceBook." Google it. "Routine Things" is up. K/S. Nothing overt.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,743 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Pineapple Cuffs by Casteline reviews
Shawn had always driven Carlton absolutely insane and the detective isn't really sure what led him to believe that dating the pseudo-psychic would be any better for his blood pressure. Shawn/Lassie Slash. M just in case.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Operation: Constructive Love by squirrelmaster reviews
Spock and Kirk have finally gotten together, but will it last? And what's going on with the cute little Russian that started it all? Sequel to Chekov Can't Lie. Spock/Kirk Sulu/Chekov
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk
What Will Be, Will Be by Kerchan reviews
Spock x Kirk A strange anomaly has somehow transported the older versions of Jim, Spock, and McCoy to the new time line where the young, new crew must now observe what could be their future.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,777 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
10 Reasons Why Carlton Lassiter Knows by invisalite reviews
Carlton Lassiter isn't new to love. He IS new to loving Shawn Spencer. Sequel to 10 Reasons Why Shawn Spencer Knows. Established Shassie, slash. Don't like, don't read. Rated T just in case. Don't own anything but the original storyline.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Chance Encounter by SpirkTrekker42 reviews
Set during the Academy days. Commander Spock is thrust back in time on an adventure with young Cadet Kirk, as they try to undo Cupcake's tampering with history. But when Kirk gets to know his father, can he do what is right by history? K/S pre-slash
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,302 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
We Have Rules For a Reason by LyricalTorrent reviews
Sometimes we can look the other way when rules are bent or broken. Sometimes we need to publically ask that those behaviors stop. Part of the Memo Collection - purely for fun! Rated mostly for language and implied naughtiness. K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,140 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Text Message Madness by SpookyClaire reviews
During a boring meeting Shawn decides to text Lassie. Shassie cuteness! Fourth Chapter Added! After 'Shawn Takes a Shot in the Dark', Shawn is in the hospital and can't sleep, so he texts Lassie.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Progress by munchkinsRattacking reviews
Jim and Spock were meant to be friends - good friends, even. Then why is it so hard?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,038 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
You Will Always Have My Heart by Dilmn8 reviews
K/S SLASH Spock and Jim have been together for 6 months now and everything is going perfectly, but love isn't an easy road to follow, everyone gets lost once in a while. Sequel to 'It Has Always Been You' but it can stand alone.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,162 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Red Letter by Sierra Janeway reviews
Patrick Jane and the CBI team are assigned to a high profile double homicide with dozens of complex motives, and an additional young victim whose situation captures the attention and emotions of a certain consultant...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,117 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Love Scenes by Chapin CSI reviews
Snippets, short stories, UNRELATED except where indicated. New: It's wrong, wrong, wrong! Summary: Of all the things he could have done in Delta 4, Jim Kirk chose the absolute worst. And now he wants to do it again. And again.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,184 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk
Shafted by Ellipsis9 reviews
Patrick Jane usually plays mind tricks on other people, but now he's injured at the bottom of a mine shaft and his mind is playing tricks on him. Character wumph.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
I'll Meet You There by Clumsy Giraffe reviews
50 K/S theme inspired, grammar defying sentences.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
NoWin Scenario by JadeMac2442 reviews
Slight slash. K/S The Klingon empire is desperate to restore its image after the loss of its battle fleet, to this end they capture Kirk, and hold him prisoner. Its up to the crew of the Enterprise to save him, unless he can save himself first.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,198 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009
The Feline Way by Silas Dark reviews
Spock is turned into a cat after visiting an alien planet! Featuring: Kitty!Spock! Rated for low to occasional minor language. Slow building Kirk/Spock. COMPLETE!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,333 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
A Meeting of Minds by House Calls reviews
What would happen if two of the most observant people were to cross paths? The Mentalist/House crossover. Now 100% complete and re-posted due to author error !
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,129 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Patrick J. - Complete
For you I will wake by TheProblematique reviews
Jim and Spock are tired and in denial of hearing rumours about their alleged secret burning passionate love for each other. So they decide to take action. Because the rumours are Wrong. Really.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,200 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Inertia by Jaylee1 reviews
The thing about destiny was that Jim didn't believe in it. He was more of a do-it-yourself kind of guy... Spock has other ideas about that.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,006 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/7/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Four Times Kirk Wasn’t Embarrassed by MuseDePandora reviews
... And The One Time He Was. Spock/Kirk. Mention Spock/Uhura.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,773 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Conspire to Ignite by A Touch of Insanity reviews
The Enterprise begins its travels through space with Jim Kirk as its captain, beginning a long history of accidents and crazy circumstances because, well, it's Jim. Spock's pov, established Spock/Uhura, eventual K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,325 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Not Quite The Same by LyricalTorrent reviews
Character studies. Implied K/S and Ch/Sulu and... well... a look at how the members of the Command Crew relate to each other. No plot per se. Hope you enjoy. R&R? And Happy New Year!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Complete
A Quiet Night at Home by raven2547 reviews
Jim/Spock slash. Spock is doing some work when Jim shows up and they have a nice night together.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
And Always Shall Be by Casteline reviews
10 Kirk/Spock drabbles. Enjoy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Severed Ties by Alphabet Face reviews
Jim and Spock have been together for quite some time. But now something will get in the way. Will this destroy their relationship or bring them closer? Spirk Slash!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,527 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A Medical Comment by The-Archaic-One reviews
Jim hadn't really expected his day to end up like this....
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,528 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/19/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Spectacles by TheProblematique reviews
The Captain is wearing spectacles. There is likely a justified reason for him to be. I do not know that reason, yet I do not feel the desire for said knowledge is powerful enough to distract me from the fact that... the Captain is wearing spectacles.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 62 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Small Things by Heeroluva reviews
Spock shows Jim that maybe Christmas isn't so bad after all over the course of their voyage. Spock/Jim
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
O Christmas Tree by SpirkTrekker42 reviews
Spock shows Kirk his favorite childhood Christmas memory with his mother. Kirk has an idea of how to help Spock overcome his grief over her death. FLUFF WARNING! K/S established relationship.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk
Mistletoe Fun by MirrorFlower and DarkWind reviews
Uhura, Scotty and Chekov are tired of watchign Jim and Spock dance around thier feelings and decide to take matters into their own hands and plan a way to get Spock and Jim to admit to their feelings. Will they get together or drift apart?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/21/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Forget the Flowers by Peachly reviews
After a rough mission, Kirk needs to get it out of his head. Luckily, he has a warm Vulcan to sooth him. Yen-tor svai. K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/8/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Stirred by SuzMonster reviews
Kirk convinces Spock that getting drunk after a break-up is the thing to do. Bones takes care of him. Fluffiness ensues. Slash - McCoy/Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/7/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
An ending is just a beginning in disguise by Grim Lupine reviews
Uhura sees it before even Spock does. Body language is still a language, and she hasn’t yet met a language she couldn’t conquer. //oneshot// //KirkSpock//
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/4/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Therapy by Chapin CSI reviews
First, Dr. McCoy tried a little Group Therapy to deal with certain pesky crewmembers, including Kirk and Spock. Now, he decides that "Laughter is the best therapy". One problem: Mr. Spock never laughs.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,182 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Ceremony by Abraxania reviews
It had taken some time to overcome prejudice and to become friends. They had more in common than anyone would have guessed. But now they had taken him away. And he wasn't going to accept that. He would never abandon him. Never! K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk
Chekov Can't Lie by squirrelmaster reviews
Written for the St xi kinkmeme on LJ. A drunken Chekov accidently hints to Kirk that Spock may have some unspoken feelings for him. Spock/Kirk Slash
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,558 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Not At This Rate by MTF reviews
Shawn and Lassie will never beat the game if they keep on getting distracted! A fluffy little one piece. Shawn/Lassie
Psych - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
So Long, Mister Strauss by DapperDestruction reviews
In response to Lady Merlin's challenge to write about things Jim sacrifices for Spock. A fluffy story about Jim and his favourite pair of jeans. Established K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Published: 11/10/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Invoulntary Reaction by circa divide reviews
The crew of the Enterprise is sent on a mission that will test the integrity of it's crew. Inspired by "A Midsummer's Night Dream" and "Were The World Mine" T for now. Kirk/Spock Nyota/McCoy Sulu/Checkov
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,440 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Kirk's Harddrive by yukiislikesnow reviews
5 things James T. Kirk won't erase from his harddrive, and one thing he erased without even looking at.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/23/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Pets and Poets by Chapin CSI reviews
Slash, J/S. Jim's shift is over, but Spock's is not. He still has a disciplinary problem to deal with, not to mention a pesky doctor McCoy...
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Published: 10/17/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
So, This is Dying? I'd Rather Be Eating Pineapple by Kansas42 reviews
Shawn’s Big Reveal doesn’t go quite the way he planned. Gunfire can do that. Stupid bad guys.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,340 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Shawn S., Henry S.
The Greatest Thing by Sazzypants reviews
With such tender care, he cupped my face in his hands and sad on simple sentence to me: "The greatest thing you will ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return." That was enough to convince me. Spock/Kirk NO LIKE NO READ! HATERS TO THE LEFT! BC
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Unauthorized Leisure Activities by LyricalTorrent reviews
What is going on in Cargo Bay 23? Jim asks Spock to stop the unauthorized leisure activities. Part of the Memo Collection. Fluffy and hopefully fun.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Cold Sheets by Our-Lady-of-Victory reviews
Spock never stays.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Blood Fever by Murf reviews
A 2009verse take on the iconic climax and resolution to "Amok Time."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Why Scotty Doesn't Name Things by Katie-Mariie reviews
Kirk and Scotty are rightfully terrified by Uhura and Spock's strange behavior. Kirk/Spock, Scotty/Uhura. Title: The Things That Happened When Spock and Uhura Were Trying to Protect Uhura and Spock from Scotty and Kirk, or Why Scotty Doesn't Name Things
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2009 - M. Scott/Scotty, J. Kirk - Complete
You Say My Brain's Bleeding Like It's A Bad Thing by Kansas42 reviews
This is what Shawn would be saying. You know, if he wasn’t too busy having his skull sliced open. Tag to Lassie Did A Bad, Bad Thing.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Burton G./Gus, Shawn S. - Complete
Acceptance Doesn’t Live Here by LitaE reviews
Carlton can not accept the unexpected kiss. Shawn will not accept rejection as a response. Can Carlton deal with the rising feelings and a stubborn pseudo-psychic, despite his unwritten rules? ONESHOT Slashy Shassie.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Slow shift by Loethlin reviews
It's a slow shift on Enterprise. Sulu is bored and looks around the bridge only to see something he wasn't quite ready to see. One shot, Kirk/Spock naturally.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Changes by Rachel L. M reviews
A sweet moment between our favorite Captain and First Officer. The first in a series of drabbles. Spock/Kirk Rated K-T for now. Subject to change.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk
Stark Landscape by Irlanda Anima reviews
Continuation of 'Different Circumstances'. The stark landscape of Vulcan was easily comparable to the cold personality of the Enterprise’s overbearing scientific advisor…watching Spock now, Kirk knew he’d been wrong.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Feelings Show by A Song I Can't Get Out reviews
Kirk/Spock SLASH. Everybody knows but them... will they ever notice how much their feelings show? Bad summary... angsty and fluffy. Rated T because it is slash. no sex, just kissing.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,096 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
PastTense by lovestruck1990 reviews
Watching that tiny vessel be engulfed in flames, Nyota felt her her heart constrict. Spock was on that ship. Spock was. Was. Past tense.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2009 - N. Uhura, Spock - Complete
Don't Say A Word by fireandflood reviews
Kirk threw back a shot to forget his pointed ears. He threw back another one to forget that perfect jaw line. Another one for those perfect eyes; but no matter how much he drank, he could forget his feelings.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Official Starfleet Continuing Education Credits by LyricalTorrent reviews
The Captain has been very busy. So busy, in fact, Starfleet relieves him of command. Temporarily. All is well in the end. Really - sillier than most. Totally for fun! Part of the Memo Collection
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Green by KeiranEmrys reviews
And it’s that grin—that soft grin that he only saves for Spock when he’s teasing him, or talking to him, or just plain looking at him. And it’s enough to make Spock’s insecurity go away. Kirk/Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/13/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Against All Odds by lahmrh reviews
K/S. Spock calculates that the probability of a relationship between Jim and himself succeeding is very low, but Jim has always beaten the odds.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/11/2009 - [J. Kirk, Spock] - Complete
Personal Leave by LyricalTorrent reviews
Spock would like some time off. Kirk is reluctant to approve his request. Part of the Memo Collection. Just for fun, really.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Vulcan Way by Chapin CSI reviews
Slash, Spock and Kirk. Spock knows all about Jim's flirting ways and wants to put a stop to them.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/2/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
No Chess! by LoveOfLiterature reviews
Spock declines a game of chess and Kirk finds out why. Spirk K/S pre-slash Rated for language and mean ensigns mostly.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Too Hot to Handle by MissJesselle reviews
Jim finds out the drawbacks of being used to a considerably lower body temperature. Kirk/Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,942 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Unity by lahmrh reviews
K/S established. Pon Farr means bonding for life. Spock thinks that Jim isn't ready for that. Jim proves him wrong.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/2/2009 - [J. Kirk, Spock] - Complete
Gravity by JadeMac2442 reviews
After his brother's death on Deneva, Kirk has a crisis of confidence and is in need of some consolation. Spock is there to give it to him. Mild Slash. Kirk/Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Red Velvet by Mockingbird Quester reviews
When an unsuspecting Spock eats red cake at Bones' birthday party, the result is... unexpected. K/S preslash
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Tea that Broke the Camel's Back by wren10514 reviews
Kirk is convinced he made a mistake inviting Spock to be his First Officer. Spock is pretty much certain it was a mistake too. They need to sort out their differences before they drive each other insane.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Touch by KeiranEmrys reviews
After witnessing a third time, McCoy could no longer fool himself into thinking it was casual touching no matter how drunk he got. Spock/Kirk SLASH.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/27/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Poor Spock by MissJesselle reviews
Rumor has it that Kirk and Spock are an item.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Dr Pointy Ears by MissJesselle reviews
A new Starfleet regulation dictates that every First Officer functions also as a relationship counselor. Spock gets ready to answer all the anonymous requests for advice. Kirk/Spock, a little.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Spock - Complete
It Has Always Been You by Dilmn8 reviews
Jim has a little problem, he likes his first officer. SLASH Kirk/Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,047 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Return Home by LyricalTorrent reviews
Part of the "Memo Collection". Spock's been gone. Jim has missed him. Much catching up to do.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Mint Julep by IWantAnAlien reviews
COMPLETE - Kirk/Spock slash told from McCoy's point of view.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,489 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The lost child by pseudonomi reviews
He had been told throughout his entire life "you will always be a child of two worlds" but it wasn't true, not really." Something is eating at Spock and Jim won't stop until he gets to the bottom of it. kirk,spock friendship no slash, sorry INCOMPLETE
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk
Four times Spock was a genius by idril.tinuviel reviews
...and one time he wasn't. K/S pre-slash "In retrospective, however, Kirk thought that it would’ve been better to actually listen to Uhura for once. Maybe then he and Spock would not be in the predicament they were in now."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Complete Inventory by LyricalTorrent reviews
Being in love with your Captain can have its inherent challenges. Especially when he's being cranky. Really, just for fun. Part of the "Memo Collection".
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Improbability by Jaylee1 reviews
The Vulcan needed to relax. It would also be nice if he stopped looking at Jim as if he were a puzzle needing to be solved. Jim felt he was pretty transparent.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/27/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Pale by Lilliane reviews
Sometimes even the fiercest warriors fear to fall. Despite what she thought, she could not do everything on her own. Oneshot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2009 - N. Uhura, Spock - Complete
Crisis by Lady Merlin reviews
Jim has a minor melt down, and who better to help than Spock?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
Uncertainty by Chicapanzy reviews
COMPLETED! Shore leave is over, and Spock and Kirk have to hide their relationship. When Spock tries to break it off with Uhura, she reacts unexpectedly! McCoy's acting strange too! What's going on? Kirk/Spock with other complications. Sequel to Destiny
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,452 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Different Kinds by Alone Dreaming reviews
Bones is unconscious, Jim is seasick, Spock is on edge and the sea monsters are looking for a good meal. One-Shot. Dark humor.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,533 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/19/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Mud Pies by Eve215 reviews
A series of one-shots with various prompts. Chapter 7: The Restaurant. A short little Jane and Lisbon number.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,022 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009
Breaking Points by Keshka reviews
K/S slash-preslash. When the Enterprise is asked to transport Vulcan colonists to their new home, Spock Prime comes with them. His presence changes everything – even the things Jim isn’t sure he wants to change.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 72,753 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 1,855 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Confidence by Green Bird reviews
Slashy. Pre-Spock/Kirk. - Maybe it doesn't matter how much you twist time. Maybe some things stay constant in this universe. - Jim and Spock have a conversation.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/13/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Ignominy by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. Sticks and stones might break his bones, but words have the power to destroy him. Kirk/Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/9/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Evoke and React by sadyshea reviews
Kirk wants to play the 'emotional compromise Spock' game again, but when the unexpected happens, it only leaves one the winner. K/S slash. Kirk/Spock Slash. oneshot. cowritten by whylite.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Shrinking the Gap by Alone Dreaming reviews
Spock attempts to reconcile himself with his human side while dealing with a most unusual physical malady. Kirk comes along for the ride. Non-slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,924 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Destiny by Chicapanzy reviews
COMPLETED! After a string of missions, the crew of the Enterprise has finally earned some leave time. Spock takes this opportunity to find out what Kirk learned from Spock Prime at Delta Vega. But is he really ready to embrace his destiny? Kirk/Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,465 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Button by p-sama7 reviews
If there was one part of the ship that saw the most action, it certainly wasn't the bridge. not so subtle Spock/Kirk, Sulu/Chekov, and Scotty/Bones.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/7/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
Negotiations by SciFanGurl1990 reviews
The Captain and his Officer are at a diplomatic party where Kirk finds himself the center of unwanted attention. Fortunately, Spock isn't feeling up to personal negotiations...SLASH
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/4/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Idioms of Convenience by LoyalSark reviews
In which Kirk has a confession to make, and Spock is deliberately obtuse. One-shot, K/S pre-slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Rescue by Lanaea reviews
Oneshot. K&S, friendship or pre-slash, as you prefer. Diplomatic parties - the bane of every high-ranking Starfleet officer.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Pathos and Logos by Narroch reviews
Kirk could sense their companionship stretching on for years in the older Spock's mind. He wanted to create those emotions in his Spock as well. KirkxSpock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/29/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Barfly Memoir by Silindro reviews
Oneshot. Spock spends some time physically asserting his dominant side after hearing Kirk recount the story of how he groped Uhura in a bar fight. Spock x Uhura
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
What Lies Beneath by Keshka reviews
K/S slash. If a Vulcan has an emotional reaction, and there’s no one around to see it, does it still have any impact? OR: Spock has withdrawn himself from the Enterprise, her crew, and especially her Captain, and Jim is determined to find out why.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,344 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/14/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Childish Capers by Ebony10 reviews
Jane gets surprised- for once!- and has some realizations concerning his dark-haired boss.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,478 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Blame the Heat! by ch19777 reviews
A heat wave. Daydreaming Lisbon. Shirtless Jane. Speedos. Two people in one changing cubicle. Enough said. - Rated M for sexual situations. Part 2/2 is up!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,802 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Pita by Ebony10 reviews
A short oneshot about the birthday present Jane got Lisbon. Spoiler.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Stop pretending by AirborneGirl reviews
The papers were ready to be signed, making an end to the marriage of Patrick Jane and Teresa Lisbon. But wait...what happened?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Running Late by demonbunny7 reviews
All I'll say is coffee, elevators and Grigsby Grace/Rigsby A little one shot
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Grace vP., Wayne R. - Complete
The Meaning of Chocolate by Hollow Nightmare reviews
Lisbon begins receiving little Hershey's Kisses. Jane/Lisbon, Oneshot
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Blue Lights by redfeatherz reviews
Jane's erratic speeding catches up with him, in the form of flashing lights in his rearview mirror. Lisbon isn't impressed... or is she? The poor officer doesn't know what hit him... oneshot. Squintable Jisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Aftermath by Hollow Nightmare reviews
After being shot, Lisbon is released from the hospital - under the condition that someone has to stay with her. Jane/Lisbon, Oneshot
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Sleep by superwoman1015 reviews
After a particularly bad case Jane has a worse problem than normal with his insomnia. Kind of dark, but not horribly so.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Family Vacation by superwoman1015 reviews
Lisbon goes on vacation with her family, will an unwanted visitor upset her plans. Just a silly little fic, probably wont be very long, but it will multi-chapter, 8/8 up. Complete!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,688 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Life is like a drawing by Combo-Shlack reviews
Patrick Jane was in his memory palace. A midwest carnival circuit.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Term of Endearment by ch19777 reviews
Forget Sam Spade. Forget Philip Marlowe. Patrick Jane is intrigued. And jealous, though he would deny it. Either way, PI Jane won't rest until the strange case of Teresa Lisbon's mysterious phone call and possible boyfriend is solved. Oh well, just read.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,923 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Woman Versus Machine by Habeous Corpus reviews
Sequel to Man versus Machine. the reason why it's separate is because it was written as a romance. Jane retakes the course with Lisbon as his subject, and some things come up... Rated t just in case!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Date Night by Eve215 reviews
Set after 'Bloodshot'. Jane decides Grace needs a night out on the town... in a non-date sort of way. Add a cougar named Jackie and a jealous Rigsby, and it's a Friday night they well most of them will probably want to forget.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,630 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
Paper thin walls by AirborneGirl reviews
Hotel room walls are paper thin. Jane overhears a dream in which he plays a dreadful part. But who's dreaming about him?
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Man Versus Machine by Habeous Corpus reviews
Short oneshot. What happens when Jane matches wits with a lie detector?
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Patrick J. - Complete
Halloween Hijinks by morning's-broken-angel reviews
Lisbon agreed to make him a superhero costume for Halloween, and in return, Jane decided he'd get her one as well. Tinker Bell was just so apropos, after all. *Fits in the Vermilion Revelations 'verse* Gift fic for Ebony10.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,766 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Afternoon Chat by lorcan reviews
Quickie character study, Jane briefly probes the personal lives of the agents. Oneshot.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/5/2009
Future Dreaming by MyOwnWorstCritic reviews
Her back was pressed firmly against his bare chest, and the arm around her waist kept her unyieldingly in place. Grace/Wayne, Van Pelt/Rigsby, no spoilers.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Grace vP., Wayne R. - Complete
Seeing Red by Skywriter11 reviews
What would have happened if Lisbon had gone blind instead of Jane?
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,185 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
All The Times by CKLizzy reviews
All the times a simple kiss would have made everything better. - Jisbon, oneshot series
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,667 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Pot Kettle Black by Ebony10 reviews
Jane learns some things. A continuation of chapter 10 of 30SoR. Could possibly be read separately, but would probably make more sense if you read the other chapter.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Malfunctions by Ebony10 reviews
A short fun fic. A continuation of chapter 16 of 30SoR, but can probably be read separately. Getting stuck in an elevator isn't always fun and games.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Insomnia by veritygrey reviews
Motels have thin walls. And sometimes lines get blurred.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Red Memories by superwoman1015 reviews
Jane has been injured, what does the team do, and how does he cope, how does the team handle it? Some Jisbon, but not a lot. Bad summery, but the story is good, just read it.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,239 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
The Red Dragon by Cuits reviews
One Night. five points of view. Just the slightest Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,525 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
When I Come To You by Tumble Down reviews
He’s in her office doorway, leaning against the frame with his hands in his pockets and grinning as always; the cat that got the canary, she thinks...
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Money by superwoman1015 reviews
Post-ep to Red Handed. Jane's thoughts on they money, the gifts, and the team.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Until the Red Light of Dawn by Aquila1 reviews
Somehow he’d needed to be here tonight, in the rooms warmed by her presence, lulled by the soft cadence of her breath, reminding him that not everything that meant something to him died. Post-ep to Redwood. Minor Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
30 Shades of Red by Ebony10 reviews
A collection of 30 shorts/drabbles. Most Jisbon utimately Jisbon , but a lot simply Lisbon/Jane centric. Each chapter will alternate viewpoints.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 22,584 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Bloodshot by redfeatherz reviews
Lisbon! I can't see!" Jane is caught up in a bombing, and temporarily looses his sight! How will he manage blindness? Oneshot. My idea of what the episode -might- be like. Reviews are appreciated.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Complete
A Scanner in the Night by mysteriousgirl4 reviews
Shawn finds himself listening to the police scanner on the nights that Lassiter has patrol. Shawn/Lassiter SLASH. Complete.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,887 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
If You Were Really Psychic by Entaria reviews
Patrick Jane relives the night of his family's murder while giving a statement to the police. One-shot
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Patrick J. - Complete
Unforgettable by 221b Baker Street reviews
A sweet little one-off. It's Lisbon's parents' anniversary and she's a little sad...
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Complete
A Day at the Mall by superwoman1015 reviews
The team has a weekend off and they all head to the mall. What happens when they meet up with each other. Van Pelt/Rigsby and Jisbon. COMPLETE!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,014 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
To remember is key by Fire Element13 reviews
Theresa Lisbon has put a lot of dangerous criminals behind bars during her illustrious career as an agent of the law but that's about to catch up to her when someone from her past decides to make her pay for it... starting with her life. Jisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,478 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
A Single Red Rose by superwoman1015 reviews
I really suck at summaries, but here it goes. Jane and Lisbon are washing cars and things get a little out of hand. This has morphed into more than a one shot. Now complete. Rated "T" just to be safe.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - [Teresa L., Patrick J.] - Complete
You Picked Me by superwoman1015 reviews
Lisbon has bad days all the time. Sometimes she just needs to relax and have fun. Really bad summery, just read it. Now Complete.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,112 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - [Teresa L., Kimball C.] - Complete
Midnight Red by Auraya-of-the-White reviews
Jane's plan to catch a killer goes wrong and he feels responsible. One shot. Little dialogue. Slight Jane/Lisbon if you use your imagination.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Complete
Used To Be by razlahan reviews
A chance encounter with someone who knew Jane as he used to be. One shot. As always, I own nothing, even if I wish I did.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Patrick J. - Complete
A Mentalist Christmas by Steph-Schell reviews
Christmas is their happily ever after. Jisbon fluff with a twist of tragedy
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Necklace by razlahan reviews
Lisbony goodness, just something that came to mind, now in three parts. As usual, I own nothing.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Secret Admirer by superwoman1015 reviews
I wanted to write a Valentines Day story, and here it is. Van Pelt has a secret admirer, but who could it be?
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Grace vP. - Complete
Thinking about you by Blink182lover4life reviews
Written in normal, Jane, and Lisbon's POV. Jane and Lisbon think about each other during a normal day at the CBI building. ONESHOT! PLease read and review. Summary sucks but the story is better.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Of Bombsquads and Pineapples by Xela Xe reviews
“There's a bomb squad in my *kitchen*, Spencer!” Carlton reminded himself that he supposedly loved Shawn Spencer, and love supposedly transcended all things. Shawn/Lassiter
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
His Ring by superwoman1015 reviews
Post-ep to Crimson Casanova. My take on what Jane was thinking at the end of the episode.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Patrick J. - Complete
Valentine by Lady Anatui reviews
Jisbon. Lisbon hates Valentine's Day, and Jane definitely isn't helping.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/15/2009 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
His Lady In Red by PoeticallyIncorrect1 reviews
A very special Valentine's Day. Pre-series.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Patrick J. - Complete
Happy Valentine's Day by razlahan reviews
Jane ends up in jail on Valentine's Day. No longer a one shot as it now continues into the office for the day. Poor Lisbon. Jane will torment you. I own nothing.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Melt the Ice and Light My Fire by LitaE reviews
What happens when Lassiter rescues Shawn from a freezer and has to use his own body heat to warm the other man up? A cute, funny and a little dramatic Shassy moment of course! Random One-shot.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Dinosaurs and Barbies by razlahan reviews
Because Lisbon never seemed like a Barbie sort of little girl. One shot. I own nothing.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Homework by superwoman1015 reviews
COMPLETE Jane is determined to make Lisbon happy, but how? Last Chapter is up.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,323 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - [Teresa L., Patrick J.] - Complete
After Hours by YellowRosesAndHearts reviews
Jane wonders what it would take. Patrick/Theresa. One-shot.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Reminder by JelloFanatic123 reviews
Based on the episode "Crimson Casanova" Deals with Patrick Jane about his wife and how it related to this specific episode.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Patrick J. - Complete
Give it a shot by Blink182lover4life reviews
It was the most boring week in history...until Jane showed up! Jane/Lisbon Jibson. One shot! slight Rigsby/Van Pelt.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,840 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Blood Red by EmmaLeigh7 reviews
Jane and a hostage situation.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Blood Red Wine by PoeticallyIncorrect1 reviews
Picking up the glass he stared at it noting how the wine appeared to be the color of blood...It's the date of his family's murders and Patrick decides to get drunk.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Patrick J.
Red Roses Say I Love You by PoeticallyIncorrect1 reviews
Valentine's Day has always been a time for lovers...
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Patrick J. - Complete
Chaos Theory by Fire Element13 reviews
/cha-os the-o-ry / noun. A theory that complex natural systems obey rules but are so sensitive that small initial changes can cause unexpected final results, thus giving an impression of randomness. Could this apply to people if influenced by events? L/J
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
The Phone Call by superwoman1015 reviews
Lisbon gets a call from her brother that makes her think. Slightly Jisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2009 - [Teresa L., Patrick J.] - Complete
Red Cross by redfeatherz reviews
Jane never gets sick." He's going to prove Lisbon wrong. Again.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009
What She was Really Thinking by Baka Peachie reviews
Lisbon's take on the speacial moments shared between her and Jane. Hope to add more as the season goes on. A little Jisbon of course.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
chicken noodle soup and sunshine smiles by hopefaithandcharity reviews
When Lisbon is sick, Jane comes over to keep her company and she comes to a startling realization My first fanfiction so reviews would be greatly appreciated
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Familiar Activites by Tayter.Bug7 reviews
Jisbon! Set after the episode where the girl was getting married and her friend died...I can't remember what it's called! Anyway, rated T for sexual stuff! Review!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Oil on Apology by southern cross reviews
Spoilers for the painting episode. There is an apology owed and she was looking forward to collecting. His restitution though might be too much for her. Grace/Patrick.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Grace vP., Patrick J. - Complete
Near Satisfaction by B0N3S-FR3AK reviews
The real reason Lisbon was so moody the morning of Redwood. Contains sexual content. Jisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Changing Days by hardly loquacious reviews
Another character sketch form Jane's point of view. One possible way that he could move on from his family's death. Jane/Lisbon, because their relationship whatever it is or turns out to be fascinates me.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Trust Me by MizMiri reviews
After a particularly distressing case, Lisbon finds more than just comfort in Jane. But does she trust him? Sorry about the lame summary. JISBON! FINAL CHAPTER UP! As always, read and review! D
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,295 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Chasing Pavements by CoffeeQueen reviews
On New Year's Eve Lisbon is stuck taking down the office Christmas tree. Jane pops in to help. Chock full of Jisbony goodness! The rating is T for drinking but that's as bad as it gets. *His expression was unreadable as he leaned closer. Her heart...*
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Beginnings and Ends by snowcherry09 reviews
For a view precious moments he closes his eyes and pretends that she is his and that there is more to life than an empty house, a wall covered in blood and chasing the demons of his past. Lisbon/Jane of course.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Four Lists by Twig reviews
Patrick Jane is making a list. He's not checking it twice.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Patrick J. - Complete
See Jane Nurse by CoffeeQueen reviews
Lisbon bumps her head; Jane is there to help... Jisbon! *His fingers were cool and gentle as they brushed above her eyebrow. His touch was enough of a distraction for the minor pain the pressure caused...* Yes, I know the title is kind of awful...
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The 12 Days of Jisbon by unfinishe reviews
Just one fic a day, hopefully, until Christmas. T for mentions of some adult themes, suicide, and inappropriate drug use in later chapters. Now up: Good Night COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,901 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Suit and White Beard by tpel reviews
A slightly belated entry into the Mentalist Holiday Fics genre. Law enforcement agencies sometimes participate in Christmas "Toys for Tots" programs. What if a particular CBI unit got roped into doing so? Lisbon's POV.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Doesn't Hurt That Much by Ellipsis9 reviews
Christmas Eve and Patrick Jane is all alone until he get's an expected visit.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Five by unfinishe reviews
It's the anniversary, and something's off... Jisbon if you squint really hard. REALLY HARD. T for safety. I apologize in advance for the cheesy name.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Patrick J. - Complete
The NonDenominational Party by Ellipsis9 reviews
It's the holidays and the CBI party includes a very interesting gift exchange.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Patrick J., Wayne R. - Complete
No Good Deed by mswyrr reviews
Sooner or later, somebody's going to get a look inside Jane's house.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Pity by Twig reviews
The worst Lisbon can do.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Teresa L. - Complete
Stuck in an Elevator With Patrick Jane by Elle Knight reviews
Just another Tuesday morning with Patrick Jane...
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Advice From The source by Adenil reviews
McCoy goes to Spock for advice. What kind of advice? Why, dating advice of course! SpCoy
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Spock, L. McCoy - Complete
Birthday Blues by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Carlton/Shawn WARNING: slightly angsty, then smut, then fluff...in that order. "His first birthday home in tweleve years. Maybe next year will be better."
Psych - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,204 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Pillow talk by Chrisy Agitado reviews
It's three in the morning. Spock Leonard McCoy. This contains slash.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Spock, L. McCoy - Complete
Inquisition by wren10514 reviews
The crew are interviewed about Kirk and Spock's unprofessional relationship. [rating on the safe side. implied slash]
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2005 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
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Halfway Gone reviews
Someone on the Enterprise is trying to kill Jim Kirk. Will Spock be able to save him? And how does this lead to Jim and Spock getting trapped in an alternate dimension? Kirk/Spock Slash, K/S, Hurt!Jim, Hurt!Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,011 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk
Illstarred Trips reviews
The CBI team has an assignment in a remote town in northern California, but they find that the real challenge is getting there. What happens when Jane and Lisbon are forced to share a hotel room? Jisbon, Permanently Discontinued
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,119 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Red Collisions reviews
Sequel to Red Roses: The CBI team's newest case becomes personal when Teresa Lisbon is kidnapped. Jane and Lisbon explore their new relationship while Rigsby and Van Pelt try to reconcile their problems. Established Jisbon, Rigsby/Van Pelt, COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,748 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Secrets Painted In Red reviews
Lisbon, Cho, and Rigsby meet Jane for the first time and get a glimpse of who he was before. How will Lisbon learn about Jane's past? Jane/Lisbon Friendship, Very Slight Jisbon, Discontinued
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Scarlet Fever reviews
Teresa Lisbon is sick, but she's been ordered by her boss to finish the report on their latest case. What will Jane do when he finds out Lisbon's working on a sick day? Caring Jane, Jisbon or Jane/Lisbon Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Crimson and Comatose reviews
Cho is shot. How will his friends deal with the prospect of losing him? Can he overcome the odds and pull through? Jane/Lisbon or Jisbon, Cho's POV, Valentine's Day, COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Kimball C., Patrick J. - Complete
Scarlet Evenings reviews
I didn’t want her to feel any worse, but I couldn’t stand to see her crying so much. I’m normally very good at handling people in emotional states… in any mental state for that matter, but Lisbon was different. Jane POV, Jisbon or Friendship, Discontinued
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Above the Red Streetlights reviews
The mayor's daughter is threatening to jump off a building and it seems Patrick Jane is the only one with a chance at saving her. Warning: Suicidal Themes, Drama, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Jisbon or Jane/Lisbon Friendship, COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,750 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Roses reviews
The CBI team is required to attend a formal dinner and with that requirement comes the search for a date. Jane/Lisbon or Jisbon, Rigsby/Van Pelt, Romance, Humor, Drama, Angst, COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,530 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Eyes reviews
A little girl is kidnapped and it is up to the CBI team to find her and bring her home. But will their pursuit of the abductor throw them in over their heads? Jane/Lisbon, Jisbon, Drama, Suspense, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Mystery, COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,494 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Count Your Blessings reviews
Amber's dead and now House is having to deal with a greater demon... himself. Will Wilson come to save him or is this the end? House/Wilson Friendship, House/Cuddy Friendship, Angst, Drama, Suspense, Hurt/Comfort, Discontinued
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,493 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson
I Will Follow You Into the Dark reviews
“I…I guess he hasn’t told you yet?” She asked, unsure of herself. Wilson shook his head, feeling like he’d just hit rock bottom... full force. House/Wilson Established Relationship, Slash, Romance, Angst, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Complete
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
A Muddled Mind reviews
My eyes open slowly as I fight back the anguish within. I lower my face into her shoulder as she continues to hold me... blissfully unaware that she’s driving her only son to tears. Foreman, Dementia, Alzheimers, Complete
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/11/2008 - E. Foreman, G. House - Complete
Invasion reviews
“I told him he was going to die and he just stared blankly back at me…there-there wasn’t even a flicker of emotion in his eyes…he didn’t even seem human.” House/Wilson Slash, Cameron/Chase, Drama, Romance, Suspense, Angst, Sci-Fi, Action, Discontinued
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,922 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson
Life In a Way reviews
She's the love of his life... and now he wants to know why she left him and if there's any hope of them picking up the pieces. Huddy, Romance, Angst, Songfic with Plot, Complete
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/5/2008 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Irish Mediator reviews
House finally goes to see a psychiatrist...Wilson's psychiatrist. House/Wilson Slash, Romance, Humor, Friendship, Drama, Abuse, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Discontinued
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson
Reprisal reviews
No one hurts me and goes free. Someone wants to exact revenge on James Wilson, but will they succeed? House/Wilson Established Relationship, Slash, Romance, Drama, Suspense, Angst, Complete
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,639 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
A Day to Be Alone reviews
James finally tells him, but what turmoil will ensue as Greg deals with his fear of change? House/Wilson Slash, Songfic with Plot, Complete
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,493 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Change is the Only Constant reviews
House and Wilson talk about happiness, fear, change, pain, trust, and faith. House/Wilson Drabble, Strong Friendship, No Slash, Complete
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/22/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete