150209: I'll most likely not update/upload any (new) stories here, sorry. Exo (specifically Kim Jongin) happened... Well, I will leave everything up here and hope you enjoy it! Take care.

-OUJIA: discontinued

- Carhitman: the story's on hiatus because we never finished it. Sorry!

- http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/9047188/1/Unstable-2"Unstable 2: Sequel to "Unstable", a collab with http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/38887/Soyna"Soyna

You can find me on LiveJournal too: http://superkalifragi(dot)livejournal(dot)com

Fanart: I am proud to say that I/ my co-authors and I have gotten so much fanart now that I cannot list it all here. For a full list of the fanart that was done for my and chephren's fics go to chephren's profile please (http://www(dot)fanfiction(dot)net/u/2111222/)! I will only list stuff here that was done for other fics of mine/ours

Yukimiya made a wonderful FANART for my fic 'shadows within darkness', you can look at it here: http://yukimiya(dot)deviantart(dot)com/art/FF7-VincentXYazoo-116115546

funkysockzlover mindblowingly cute art for 'Belly of the Beast': http://schwaerze(dot)deviantart(dot)com/favourites/?offset=72#/d38ew36

Thank you so much you awesome people!!!!

A bit about me:

name: Commonly referred to as Frank.

occupation: I have one now! :3

likes:

music (I need it to get me going for almost everything and especially for my writing when I am at a crucial point in the story.)

movies (I'm very much into South Korean films atm like Silenced, I Saw The Devil, Psychic, Joint Security Area etc. Otherwise I like: Children of Men, Interview with the Vampire, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Final Fantasy Advent Children, Lord of War, The Road, Requiem for a dream... Anime-wise there's Mononoke, Seirei no Moribito, Shigurui, Trinity Blood, Peacemaker Kurogane, Ergo Proxy...)

long haired guys. (Really, its a severe obsession. When Im watching a movie or anime, I first scan the whole damn thing for a potential victim to glomp on... (Just why do they almost always get minor roles?!). But I like long haired guys leaping at each other even more ;) Thus, I most certainly will never write anything, that will NOT include any decently long haired guy. And by long I mean at least shoulder lenght.)

writing (I feel a bit restricted writing in a language that is not my mother tongue, bud Ai hop ids riidabl enywai...)

drawing (sometimes... I got told that I am not that bad either, but since I have no idea how to use photoshop etc. my drawings just look like badly scanned, pale lines...)

dislikes :

not much (Usually I dont waste my time/energy on disliking/hating anything. I mastered the Art Of Being Ignorant And Oblivious to almost perfection... Or to put it more sophisticated: I am extremely tolerant (mostly because I simply dont care.))

February 8th 2012, Story progress: ATTENTION: due to that talk about bots that report stories I had a fit of paranoia and erased all hints of smut from the stories summaries. Now I placed there 'n s f w' in the hopes that the bot wont get it -.- It means Not Safe For Work of course.

INCOMPLETE

1. FFVIIAC:

Belly of the Beast: CHAPTER 22 is up. Next chapter is in process of being betaed.

Golden Lotus 2 (with Chephren): finished

Home Sweet Home: (Actually... this is kinda finished, but I am not entirely happy with it so there might be new chapters or major changes in the future).

Unstable (with Soyna): finished

Blitzkrieg (with Mary Murderprincess): finished

2. PeaceMakerKurogane:

All is Fair in Love and War: Chapter 5 up!

COMPLETED

1. FFVII AC

1.1. oneshots

1.1.1. written on my own

Beast: Kadaj wants the Shadow Creepers to work with him but they want something in return (Shadow Creeper/Yazoo, NSFW)

Doll: What is it that makes humans human? Dr. Hojo believes he has the answer... (sci-fi, AU, prequel to 'Deus Ex Machina')

Happy Valentines Day: The SHM are forced to celebrate Valentines day and this is what came out of it... (Sephiroth/Yazoo Loz/Kadaj Zack/Aeris, humour/drama)

Lesson: Angeal has a bone to pick with Yazoo (Angeal/Yazoo, NSFW, smut, AU)

Lesson 2: ANgeal still has a bone to pick with Yazoo (Angeal/Yazoo, NSFW, smut, AU)

Lesson 3: Yazoo has a lesson to teach as well... (Angeal/Yazoo, NSFW, smut, AU)

Lesson 4: Or: How to NOT stage an apology (Angeal/Yazoo, NSFW, smut, AU)

Lesson 5: 2 parts, Angeal and Yazoo have their first date and a shocking secret is revealed (Angeal/Yazoo, NSFW, smut, AU)

Misinterpretation: Reno and Yazoo -sworn enemies- have to practice for the annual ShinRa play, but it gets a bit overboard... Yaoi, silliness, and a very stressed Tseng (Reno/Yazoo, NSFW, humor/smut)

My MarrySue: It s about my awesomely awesome OC Dedrater-a who is totally gorgeous and perfect and brilliant and who has never had any split endings EVER! there s that other guy from FFVII too (OC/Yazoo, crack!/humour, AU)

Nightly Conversation: Vincent is drunk, Yazoo is tired and smut ensues. (Vincent/Yazoo, NSFW, smut, humour/romance)

Priorities: Sephiroth has a special mission for one of his remnants (Sephiroth/Yazoo, NSFW)

Renzoo crackfic: Or: the age-old question who is top and who is bottom. Summary: Reno and Yazoo have an argument at a very inauspicious point of time. (Yazoo/Reno, Reno/Yazoo, NSFW, smut/humour/crack, AU)

The Bet: A lost bet, a bashful Yazoo in a way too short nurse costume and one happy, smug doctor Reno (Reno/Yazoo, NSFW, smut, AU)

1.1.2. collabs

All the Pretty Things (with Chephren): Fits into AC Canon, while the Turks are held captive by the Rems; Yazoo is feeling restless... something is missing. (Yazoo/Elena/Tseng, NSFW, smut) (http://www(dot)fanfiction(dot)net/s/5506809/1/All_the_Pretty_Things)

A hard day's night (with Chephren): Reno is sick of Kadaj not doing the chores (Reno/Kadaj, NSFW, smut, AU)

Bored (with Rina76): Yazoo and Loz need something to occupy themselves with while Kadaj is meeting with Mother. Perhaps some time alone will do nicely... (Loz/Yazoo, NSFW, smut) (http://www(dot)fanfiction(dot)net/s/5141561/1/)

Claiming the Silver Angel (with Chephren):Vincent and Yazoo meet at the Forgotten City for plotless smut (Vincent/Yazoo, NSFW, smut)

Coatroom (with Chephren): Vincent really did not want to attend this party, but a certain someone spiced up his night. (Vincent/Yazoo, NSFW, smut, AU)

Delusions (with Chephren) : Yazoo and Sephiroth have a fight and Seph gets very very very drunk (Yazoo/Sephiroth, NSFW, humour/fluff/drama/smut, AU) (http://www(dot)fanfiction(dot)net/s/5816681/1/Delusions)

Duties (with Chephren):Reno is sick of being ignored and uses his unrivaled Turk-skills to get a certain someone's attention. (Tseng/Reno, NSFW, smut) (http://www(dot)fanfiction(dot)net/s/6708790/1/Duties)

Felis Catus (with Chephren): Vincent and Yazoo kitty king (Yazoo/Vincent, NSFW, smut)

Felis Catus 2 (with Chephren): More Yazoo/Vincent kitty kink... (Yazoo/Vincent, NSFW, smut)

Niebel Boys Are Dumb (with Chephren): Takes place in CC Canon the night before Seph loses it in Niebelheim. Tifa has shown our boys around... but can she show them a good time? (Sephiroth/Tifa/Zack, NSFW, smut/het) (http://www(dot)fanfiction(dot)net/s/5579258/1/Niebel_Boys_Are_Dumb)

On the road (with Chephren):Yazoo's bike breaks down in the middle of nowhere but he gets unexpected help (Reno/Yazoo; NSFW, smut, romance)

White Christmas (with Chephren): What does Christmas mean to our silver haired knights? Well, this year, a freshly-escaped Loz and Yazoo decide to spoil their little brother and make the Yuletide gay. (NSFW, LozxYazoo, family/romance)

1.2. multi-chaptered

1.2.1. on my own

A Wedding: Yazoo and Vincent are part of a religious, extremely homophobic sect, but the night before Yazoos wedding things get out of control... (Vincent/Yazoo onesided Vincent/Lucrecia, NSFW, drama/romance/smut, AU)

Abuse: Yazoo and his brothers suffer from the cruel treatment of their foster father. Can two courageous teacher save them? (drama/tragedy, AU, continued in 'Trials of Living')

Happily ever after:Sephiroth and Yazoo are getting a baby (Sephiroth/Yazoo Angeal/Zack Loz/Kadaj, MPREG, humour/romance/fluff, AU)

Life is one of the hardest: Yazoo gets caught by Cid as he tries to rob his tool shop and is forced to work for the mechanic as compensation. This is easier said than done, because naturally problems are just waiting to pop up (Cid/Yazoo/Reno, NSFW, drama/romance/tragedy/smut, AU)

On the couch: The FFVII guys are forced into therapy. Poor psychologist... (Sephiroth Genesis Rufus Cloud Cid, humour)

Shadows within Darkness 1: The Middle Ages, vampires, dirty people, and excessive abuse of gothic cliché... This story has everything, including Vincent Valentine, the SHM, Turks and of course, the rest of the crew (Vincent/Yazoo Cloud/Aerith, NSFW, vampires/ tragedy/ romance/ drama/ mystery/ smut, AU)

Shadows within Darkness 2: More Middle-Ages, tragedy, smut, blood, death, dirt, vampire-cliché... And this one even has an evil antagonist! (Vincent/Yazoo, NSFW, vampires/tragedy/romance/ drama/ mystery/ smut, AU)

Shadows within Darkness 3: Vincents past is revealed.

Thoughts are free: Loz wants to make Yazoo his bitch. And that is really all the plot you will find here (Loz/Yazoo, NSFW, smut)

Trials of living: Living together seems more of an ordeal than Kadaj, Yazoo, Loz and Sephiroth thought it would be... (Sephiroth/Yazoo Sephiroth/Elena Loz/Tifa, drama/tragedy/romance, AU, sequel to 'Abuse')

1.2.2. collabs

Deus Ex Machina (withKiki-slasha): Yazoo's the first organic doll with the body of a human and the mind of a machine. He's sold to the world's most powerful man, Rufus Shinra, but his new caretaker Rufus starts to mess with his programmings (Reno/Yazoo, Rufus/Yazoo, Sephiroth/Cloud, NSFW, romance/drama/angst/sci-fi)And heres the link to the beautiful pic kiki-slasha drew, its Yazoo with bunny ears from chapter 2

Golden Lotus (with Chephren): Yazoo, sold off by his brother to a whorehouse, lives in a world of fake love, insanity and physical pleasure. But what happens when he accidently starts to feel for one of his clients? (?/Yazoo, NSFW, romance/drama/angst)

Gossamer and Spidersilk (with Chephren): Yazoo's a fairy and accidently gets transferred to the human world, where he meets Tseng (Tseng/Yazoo, Sephiroth/Yazoo, NSFW, romance/fantasy)

Les Fleurs du Mal(with Chephren): A small, happy little village near the Carpathian forests and a mysterious, glooming castle plus two overly curious teens trying to check on some frightening monster stories equal a very very wayward tale... (Reno/Yazoo, NSFW, humour/romance/horror/mystery)

2. HIKARU NO GO

2.1. oneshots

The Dream: Ogata finally meets sai (Ogata/Sai, romance/drama, AU)

2.2. multi-chaptered

Another chance: Sai is back and has some problems coping with his newly found body and the mayhem that is Tokyo in the 21th century. (Ogata/Sai, romance/humour/drama)

3. PEACE MAKER KUROGANE

Spring Fever: A mysterious admirer sends Okita Souji little token of his love, much to the first unit captains delight and a certain demon vice commanders dismay! Who is it? But more important: How to get rid of the troublemaker! (?/Okita Hijikata/Okita, romance/humour/drama )

4. Lost Souls:

Explorations (with Zilldk): Zillah and Nothing go on a road trip together in order to explore just how deep the ties run in their family... (ZillahxNothing, slight AU, NSFW, romance/drama/hurt-comfort)

5. Crossover (FFVII/Death Note)

In the afterlife 1: Kadaj and Mello meet in the afterlife and find that they have quite a lot in common. (Kadaj Mello, humour, AU)

In the afterlife 2: Mello shows Kadaj what he can do with chocolate (Mello/Kadaj, NSFW, humour/smut, AU)

ON HIATUS

Jahrmarkt: KAPITEL 6 IST DA! Und da ich meinen Kapitelvorrat aufgebraucht habe, kann es etwas dauern bis es ein neues gibt, je nach dem wie mir die Musen hold sind... Aber ihr könnt ja gerne mal hierein schauen:

Tägliche Routine: Ein exklusiver Einblick in Renos und Yazoos gemeinsames Leben, wenn sie denn zusammen wären. Wird wahrscheinlich um die 5 Kapitel umfassen, je nachdem wie ich lustig bin :) 2. Kapitel on!

Dont feel like writing in german right now...

Zacks super awesome cooking show: There's so many things that can go wrong when Zack hosts a cooking show... but see for yourself! Pilot Episode: Guest of Honor's Angeal Hewley! - i dont think theres much interest ina continuation, so its on haitus for now.

Many many Thanks for 2631 reviews in total!!