One thing I can say with some certainty is that I'm a changed man. I read my profile for the first time in god knows how long and I realized that it no longer reflected who I am.

I started writing fanfiction when I was a teenager in highschool, living with his parents in Cowboy country, Canada. Now I'm a husband and divorcee struggling with debt who just wants to get by.

At this moment, I'm devoting all my energy to writing a novel. My first original work. I won't make any promises about updating or writing more fanfiction. I still love reading fanfiction, that will never change. But I'm moved onto bigger and better things.

All my love to anybody who ever read and reviewed my stuff, and hopefully if the stars align, one day people will be writing fanfiction of my book.

Ta

Master of the Boot

My old Profile:

Gentlemen, you may refer to me as the Master of the Boot.

I would like to make a few things clear. First, I am a massive fan of Hellsing and Twilight. I am merely a young man from Western Canada who gets called a nerd by his brother. I life weights though, so I am handy in a fight. And I even carry a gun loaded with silver bullets, just incase.

As everyone is aware right now, I have two stories up. The Big Hellsing and Hellsing Order Q: the Trek Adventure. . Also I have posed a oneshot about the recent US presidential debate. In the near future I plan to set up more stories. So stay tuned.

Feel free to browse any of my stories. All comments are welcome. To people who flame, go right ahead. But expect a toungue lashing.

Yes, I am aware that the Big Hellsing is not the first ever Hellsing/Twilight crossover. It's probably the second. But I assure you, it's the best damn Hellsing/Twilight story you'll ever read.

Special Alert: Today is Remembrance Day, a date which none of us will soon forgett. Today I took a moment to remember those who have sacrificed so that I can have what I have. I owe them that much, I suggest you do the same.

Things I'd like to try: 1)Show up at a Hellsing convention with golden contact lenses. 2)Show up at a Twilight convention wearing fangs and red contact lenses. 3)Punch a high ranking politician in the face 4)Find the Holy Grail. 5)Do a drive-by mooning of city hall when I'm eighty years old.

Quotes:

He would enter your mind? Enter his! He will expect you to be afraid, be bold! He will threaten, brush all threats aside and strike! But above all else, do not let his evil weaken you. When he yawns his great jaws at you, go in through them, for he's softer on the inside.

~Faethor Ferenczy, Necroscope: Deadspeak

"If you thought that was interesting, you should see me tie my shoes."

~Alucard, The Hellsing War Chronicles by EZB

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Do YOU remember the nineties?

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if you remember:

You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack
When kick ball was a daily activity.
When we used to obey our parents
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember The Original Game Boy.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.
You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters
You remember Ring Pops.
you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.
Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
One word. . . . . . . .trolls.
Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
You remember Carebears
You know that Lambchop's song never ended.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
Everyone watched the WB.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You had slap bracelets!
You Actually played outside until it was dark!
Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . . (Believe me, I remember!)

Sincerely

Master of the Boot