Blonde Hurricanehide bio
Author has written 11 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist. "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." Changing my profile so I can add some things and opting for a simpler version. Blonde FF Profile Ver: 3.14- Name: Chris Vic Clark Gender: Guess. (Hint: My nick name is Blondeand not Blond for a reason.) Hair: Technically it's red now, but I am a natural blonde. I have the pictures to prove it! Eye(s): Blue Age: 18 Sibling(s): 1 half brother Ethnicity: American born, native English speaker. Half cuban/half german ancestry. Usually just writes "Hispanic" in this field. Location: Miami/New York City. Fandom Information: Has watched all FullMetal Alchemist episodes in Japanese with sub-titles, continues to watch the dubbed version on Adult Swim, and keeps up to date with FMA manga. Also watches Naruto in Japanese with sub-titles, but is taking a current break till the fillers end (because IT'S NOT REALLY CANON) and reads the manga (has been considering writing some Naruto fan fiction but may post it on another account). Has seen entire series of Noir, but was so pleased with the ending that is not even considering writing fan fiction on that. Other animes that she has watched but does not plan on writing about (due to either confusion or lack of motivation) include FLCL, Trigun, Inuyasha, Cowboy Bebop, Big O, Death Note, Beck, Hell Girl, and Full Metal Panic. Status: Tries to make it a point to add atleast one story to all her works, per month. This includes not only her original works, (Blonde Fiction Tales and Black Widow Series), but also her lovely fanfiction. Is also trying to learn how to use her live journal account to post stories, and should have that working with in the next two weeks (as soon as she swallows her pride and asks her friend for help). Those who enjoyed A Day in the Life of Riza's Coffee Mug and want to see her write more stories about inanimate objects, should know that her mood for writing those stories strikes her at odd times and should not expect anything like that again soon. But she does wish to thank those reviewers for the lovely messages they sent her. Others wondering about Blonde's Nightmare Series (which consists of MiniSkirt Nightmare, Sweet Dreams, and Riza's MiniSkirt Nightmare), please understand that she only has afew more plotbunnies for the the series and she hopes to have one up within the next month. She also encourages anyone with an idea for another Nightmare, to message her. (Note: Was found laughing hysterically at some of of the reviews for those stories. Loves the sort of reviewers the Nightmare series seems to attract.) To everyone else Blonde says, "Thanks everyone for the reviews, the critisism, or for just reading. Cheers and Mahalo!" Places She Thinks You Might Like: The LiveJournal Havocai, MSN's FullMetal Alchemist Manga group, the C2 Smoking Gun, her series of orginal murder stories Black Widow. |
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Salvation by F.M. Wrights reviews
ItaSaku (Written Pre-reveal) Sequel to Evolution: Four years ago, she lost everything. Sakura has been roaming the world as a missing nin ever since. But a chance encounter made her realize that she can't keep on running forever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,605 - Reviews: 1612 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Short and Sweet by fourthage reviews
A collection of drabbles mostly written for challenges. Recently updated with a Hinata drabble.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Temari, Sakura H.
Your Lullaby by Oramai reviews
Her darkness is a lullaby that won't stop. The darkness won't let her go. Something strange is happening to her. The past and present haunting her in different ways. NejiSakuraNarutoSasuke. *ON HOLD*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,330 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Neji H., Sakura H.
Sympathy For The Martyr by Guardian Spirit reviews
Various drabbles on my favorite FMA pairing, RoyxRiza.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,043 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Riza H., Roy M.
Things I'll Never Say by Akishira reviews
A collection of FMA character studies. Nov update: Sheska and Lust added Reviews much lusted after. Updated twice after a damn long hiatus @ @
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,975 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 6/6/2004
Perfectly Hollow by Silver Pard reviews
What happens when two fated people never meet?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 154 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Red Skies by milkmoth reviews
ItaSaku He couldn't be what she wanted, but she saw what she wanted to see.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Icha Icha Paradise by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre Au. Itachi is impossibly persuasive as ever, Sakura finds herself a reluctant star in Jiraiya's perverted writings, Naruto is plain confused and Sasuke just wishes that he never woke up today.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 307 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
hair dryer by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku AU. Today was, simply put, the day from hell. How could her hair dryer turn traitor on her like that! Life was so unfair, and that arrogant Uchiha was definitely not helping any!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,064 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 115 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Reading Beneath the Lines by Kurozakura reviews
A story about Neji and Sakura that begins during the timeskip and extends into the second arc. A lot can happen in 2.5 years: promotion exams, new jutsu, new outfits. The most recent chapters coincide with the current manga storyline. NejiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,212 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Metamorphosis by F.M. Wrights reviews
ItaSaku (Written Pre-reveal): When Sakura embarks on a journey to find Sasuke, Akatsuki takes her hostage.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,828 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Evolution by F.M. Wrights reviews
ItaSaku (Written Pre-reveal) Sequel to Metamorphosis: Sakura has escaped towards Sound, towards her final goal Sasuke. Will she be stopped before she reaches him? Or will her feelings for Itachi bring her back to him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,324 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Lullaby by sinfinity reviews
He's not quite sure what he's doing with his life. Just that it hasn't gone as planned, and now he's in way over his head. [ WIP ]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,185 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Jean H., Roy M.
Kissing the Fox by Lady Yami reviews
AU. Sakura is your average civilian bartender. Soon, her sweet infatuation with a hooded regular at her bar explodes into a real romantic mess, when she discovers he is indeed one of the feared Konoha ANBU. [NaruSaku]Chp 4 up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,440 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/28/2007 - Published: 1/9/2006
Attack of the Crack Monkeys by The Mr. Clean Alchemist reviews
The crack monkeys have attacked! Yeah, it's a bunch of crack I wrote on a suger high! WOOOOO! Rated for some really, really STRANGE things.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Edward E., Riza H.
Slightly More Fortunate Circumstances by The Cashew Nuts reviews
Sequel to 'Unfortunate Circumstances' as in, read that one first please. It would make things a lot easier to understand. NejiSaku. NOW COMPLETE despite common interpretation...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,795 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Genshi by leafygirl reviews
Continuation of the story Loophole Three years have passed and Sakura is still in Konoha with a new occupation. Hunternin. Even though an enemy, Itachi is still in her mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,169 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 2,238 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Oh those lovely roiai drabbles by Rukusho reviews
A sereis of short roiai drabbles. They'll range from silly and funny to serious and tragic. I'll mark any spoilers at the beginning of the chapter. I'll take any sugguestions(sp) for ideas too. R&R [RoyxRiza]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 20,735 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Roy M., Riza H.
Where Destiny Meets by Gwynu reviews
Neji was prisoner of Fate. Fate neglected Sakura. Sai was beyond it. [oneshot] [NejiSaku, other pairings implied] [spoilers for chapters to 309] [rating just to be safe]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Shades of Grey by lilmisssushi reviews
.:His bloodline limit flares, a deadly combination of age old beauty and power... his eyes hypnotic with the promises of danger:. [ItaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Cages by Winter Ashby reviews
Neji examines the new cage he's managed to twist his wounded soul into and the pink and green that haunt him at every turn. He wonders what she would taste like. [Neji & Sakura]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Maybe Someday by romaina reviews
NejiSaku In the middle of war they found comfort in eachothers arms, and for a brief moment they allowed their minds to wander and dream of a future without the endless battles...maybe someday.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
It's About Her by Remus's Nymph reviews
He loves the fact that she doesn’t love him. KabutoSakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Kabuto Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Watching the Siren by Muffytaj reviews
Because everyone is human, even killers and wonderboys. [L x Misa]
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Complete
The Maito Gai Fanfiction Series by SSJ2 PikaFlash reviews
The MGFFS finale: Gai pretends to be a lawyer, Choji eats corpses in a parody of Lost, Neji gets thrown out of a window, Kakashi is a submarine captain, Ino is a chainsaw wielding maniac, and NaruHina are having a date when Naruto gets struck by a kunai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,565 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Gai M. - Complete
Of Curses and True Loves by ren-ta-chan reviews
[Neji x Sakura] A jealous fairy has foreseen Sakura’s beauty and has cursed her to be unique. A fairy comes to the rescue, and makes it so that her first kiss would be that of her greatest enemy?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/7/2006
Do you deserve? by lightningstrxu reviews
Title after first poem, Poems for various FMA characters and maybe Oc's from my FMA story as well.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Greed
Secrets by Winter Ashby reviews
Rough hands and green eyes meet in the dead of night. It was a mistake she never should have let happen, but now she dreams of him and all the dark secrets he holds for her. Someday this will all end, but not tonight… [Neji & Sakura]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Fitting the Pieces by Aliora reviews
Picking up the pieces is easy. It's fitting them back together that's hard. Narusaku. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,382 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Say Goodbye by blueangel326 reviews
In their last adventures in search of the remains of the Shikon no Tama, fate tries to bring apart two lovers. In the end, can feelings really transcend time? Sequel to Lost Memories. Temporarily on hiatus. Sorry!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,535 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
And Once Again by ramasterharper reviews
[Oneshot] While at a offical party, Hawkeye remembers the events that led to her recruitment into Mustang's group.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Riza H., Maes H. - Complete
Happy by therealesther reviews
Kakashi and Sakura have a conversation, that takes an unexpected turn.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Proxies by Sintari reviews
The real, sober, daytime Haruno Sakura wouldn’t have spoken so candidly to Hyuga Neji like this. There was a sick kind of longing in her smile. Sidefic to Rosemary for Remembrance. NejiSaku, implied SasuSaku, NejiHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Fire Away by Ceasefire reviews
[HavocRoy] Fifteen Themed HavocRoy drabbles, ranging in genre and rating. End of series, movie and manga spoilers rampant. Complete! [Final drabble: Language of Love]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Jean H., Roy M. - Complete
Scarlet by een nihc reviews
He had always thought that red suited her best.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Established by Isee reviews
Riza Hawkeye reflects on the death of Maes Hughes.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Maes H., Riza H. - Complete
Replica by Paradoxos reviews
Sakura realizes that some choices one makes in the past would eventually follow up with the same results in the future...but with a twist. [Neji x Sakura][implied Sasuke x Sakura]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Loophole by leafygirl reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3488 - Favs: 4,716 - Follows: 1,304 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shot of Acid by Requiem of Silence reviews
A bunch of Fullmetal Alchemist drabbles with various pairings and themes. Hopefully, I will be able to get every couple under the sun. Anything goes FMA pairing fest. SPOILER WARNING
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/1/2006 - Published: 8/15/2005
The Sharp Tongued Woman of Central by Alchemist Experiment reviews
Before the Ishbal war, before everything went wrong, two soldiers on opposing sides shared a life changing moment. ScarxRiza.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,555 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Ijutsu by Nushi reviews
Being healed every month is taking it's toll on Gekkou Hayate. Enduring the pain to complete missions and the process of living is made a little easier by one kunoichi. [hayasaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,944 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Hayate G., Sakura H.
Limitations by Isee reviews
Riza Hawkeye reflects on her limitations, and those of Roy Mustang.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
December by Frozen Perfection reviews
Kagome gets lost one night as well as Rin. When she accidently meets up with The Great Lord Sesshoumaru, they end up both finding and saving little Rin. Kagome begins to slowly wonder about him, this frosty night leading to a winter she will never forget.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,090 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/17/2006 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
Hair by Isee reviews
On why Riza Hawkeye grew out her hair.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Riza H. - Complete
Chance Encounters by Cal reflector reviews
On Christmas Eve, Jean Havoc finds himself alone with his thoughts in the most unlikely place, where he encounters the most unlikely person. HavocHawkeye
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Jean H., Riza H.
Second Fiddle by Ceasefire reviews
[HavocHawkeye fluff] Roy Mustang had what other men wanted in personality and looks, so why was he jealous of Jean Havoc?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Jean H., Riza H. - Complete
Scorpion by Landlady of the Universe reviews
I would have made you a beautiful doll... Sasori
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Gagged by Ceasefire reviews
[HavocRoy] Jean Havoc’s logic left much to be desired. It's a good thing he was lucky.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Jean H., Roy M. - Complete
Tension by sharingank reviews
Even the Kazekage needs a little tender loving care once in a while...GaaraSakura oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
No Idea by Faith Lee reviews
A series of angsty drabbles. Up to five, going until I feel like stopping. NEW Alphonse drabble. Angst.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Riza H., Roy M.
Her by Ay Hua reviews
When the one you love is lost, is there anything left? RoyxRisa
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Judge by Jinxia reviews
It all started with a drunken argument between the Colonel and Hughes: Who was better in bed? She was unfortunate enough to be in the vicinity. [RizaHughes][Rated for sexual situation]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Riza H., Maes H.
If This Reaches You by Evil Little Dog reviews
Sometimes, Edward wonders just how long Winry might wait for him. One shot, onesided, angsty thing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Edward E. - Complete
Debt by S-Michael reviews
[RizaEd] dedicated to those people who need to be shown how it is DONE!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Riza H., Edward E. - Complete
The Compassion Of Greed by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Greed centric] Greed is as ambivalent as anything.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Complete
I'm Afraid I Have To Kill You by Psychotic Manifestation reviews
[Oneshot]When Hawkeye reads some messed up fanfics about the Colonel, what happens? Rated for safety, some innuendo, almost cursing, and Japanese.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/4/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Dibs! by sinfinity reviews
Oh come on man, you do this to me EVERY time! was what he said, but what he was really thinking was, Stupid handsome bastard...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Jean H., Roy M. - Complete
Treat by RW Grimm reviews
A little Halloween treat for all you Royai fans out there. This drabble was inspired by some FMA crack I made for the holidays. Riza's the servant, and Roy the master be warned: AU
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Outmoded Mary Sue Ficcie of Poo by MoonDeity reviews
This is the story of a Mary Sue whose name is too long to fit in this summary. How will she get unfeasibly tangled in Ed and Al's hearts and lives? What measures will we take to get her out? Read to find out, review to make me feel better. DONE.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,201 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/24/2005 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
The Runaway Lieutenant? by Fluff Inc reviews
[FINISHED!]Riza is getting married, but not to Roy. Getting married to whom, you say? Read and review this story to find out! xD [RoyAi][Semifluffy][Pure Insanity][Romance]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,076 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/20/2005 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Chains by Zurizip reviews
Don't die.' 'Only if you do the same, sir.'RoyxRiza, great amounts of Spoilers.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
BANG BANG! by writerauthorguy reviews
You'll have to read to find out! Parody of the Beatle's Maxwell's Silver Hammer Rated for language, violence, and mention to masturbation. 1 in a series of 60's song parodies.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Envy, Jean H. - Complete
Why Sake Bottles Are Better Than Men by Kopykat Kakashi reviews
Hokage Tsunade calls a meeting to address kunoichi enrollment. The discussion takes a different turn when sake is served. Find out what the women Anko Kurenai Shizune think of the men of Konoha! R for suggestive language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,950 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/4/2005 - Published: 1/7/2005 - Complete
Pretty by floofyMiko reviews
A battlefield, a rifle, and a flame. Poem originally done for my AP English class back when I was a wee high school student. Royai, if you so desire.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
The Worst Wound by Fireness reviews
Cynical Fireness strikes again. At the worst possible time, Roy reveals a deep secret. Rated for swearing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Fairy Tale by Henrika reviews
Ed liked to read fairy tales and daydream about his own.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Love Equals Stupidity by Kerrie-chan reviews
Shikamaru likes Sakura. Sakura likes Shikamaru. Ino wants to murder them both. Naruto is just confused. And Kankurou and Neji just want it all over with. ShikaSaku, done for a het challenge on LJ
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,514 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
OneTwoThree by Juxtaposie reviews
Look at me. This is dancing, not target practice. If you’re watching for where to put your feet, you’re going to miss the whole point of the waltz. Mustang rescues Hawkeye from being a wallflower. Royai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Sinners by white lotus reviews
It's been done to death and it shall be done yet again: RoyAi drabbles.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,058 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
A Day at the Office by pdonyin reviews
A typical day at the office... Beware, crack ahead, and crossdressing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/23/2005
Though I am Cold by Juxtaposie reviews
And very sweet it is to know he still is warm though I am cold. Royai. Deathfic. You were warned.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
To Believe or Not To Believe by Persephone-Sings reviews
The end began with the death of Hermione Granger, because though they saw, they didn't believe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2005
Quest! by Hola-Meg-a-Cola reviews
Ever wonder if there was something more to Colonel Roy Mustang and Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye? Well, you're not the only one. The officers of Mustang's office decide to follow the two one afternoon. Royai drabble. Beware of random sillyness.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Roy M., Riza H.
Two Plus One by Anria reviews
It took a while for Winry to notice that they weren't a trio any more.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2005
Inclement Weather by Mikomi's Pen reviews
A series of drabbles on Roy and Riza.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 6,559 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 9/29/2004 - Roy M., Riza H.
Everything In It's Right Place by thedeadparrot reviews
There are things you don't dwell on while dead, and Roy is one of them. Spoilers for episode 25.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Roy M., Maes H.
It Sounds Like Love by Henrika reviews
The ever amorous declarations of Barry the Chopper are getting on Riza's nerves as she waits for Mustang. Based on the manga scene. RoyRiza!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Riza H., Barry the Chopper - Complete
Miss Me by Tarnished Secret reviews
Maybe…I wouldn’t even be missed at all if I were to die. Maybe I was giving myself more credit then I deserve by musing whether or not I would be missed like a machine that can easily be replaced. Perhaps I wouldn't be missed at all.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Riza H. - Complete
Steal My Soul by Gundamwinggirl reviews
This is a challenge that I have taken up from Bob The ACorn. The pairing, in short, is LustGreed, and the title is from a friend of mine who is known as Elementalist! So please read!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Lust, Greed - Complete
The Cleverness of a Ninja by Annwyd reviews
Sakura has a rather sensitive question to ask Tsunade. Rated for plenty of innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Sakura H., Tsunade S. - Complete
Wild Card by randomsomeone reviews
Toad beats slug. Slug beats snake. Snake beats toad. Gaara reflects on making possibilities reality. Oneshot, light GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
White Congratulations by Small Chemist reviews
Roy watches Riza walk down the aisle in her white gown, only he's not the groom. Onesided RoyRiza. A certain short, blond alchemist thrown in too.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2005 - Roy M., Riza H.
Requited Desperation by Mandy138 reviews
[What if] on a prelude to episode 51. Graphic content, no spoilers. XD Royai like whoa.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Don't Think by Umino Ayame reviews
ScarxRiza. Oneshot. The pair meet in the sewers. Mild violence. Mild blood. NOT ANGST!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Scar, Riza H. - Complete
Remember to Breathe by link no miko reviews
[PG15] RoyRiza fluffy fic, oneshot. Latenight introspection and revelations. Nearsmut.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Lips by xKesshoux reviews
Drabble written by request, HavocxHawkeye and vodka. Feel free to shoot me for innuendo.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/25/2005
In This Graceless Age by Shimegami-chan reviews
One-shot. "They do not know that she has a pistol concealed at the small of her back and another strapped to her thigh." Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Tertius: Faith by Ysabet reviews
The third in the 'Virtues' Arc. Faith can move mountains, they say...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2004
Of Boys and IceCream by Abarero reviews
An outing with Houjo turns into a bit of an interesting situation for Kagome when she finds out her schoolmate knows InuYasha is her “boyfriend” InuyashaKagome
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Hōjō, Kagome H. - Complete
Need by Narilsa reviews
A pair of blonds nestle into the covers together on a chill winter's night." At least, they do up until duty comes calling.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2004
I don't like you by Kerrie-chan reviews
[NejiSaku oneshot] Neji doesn't like to lose, but he's finding that in the presence of his pretty, but stubborn fiance, he just keeps losing over and over.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Watching by Kerrie-chan reviews
[ShikaSaku oneshot] No one ever knew, and no one was supposed to know. He always assumed it was Ino he liked, because it was easier, because she told him too, because it was safe. He was wrong.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/31/2004 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Office Supplies by Mikkeneko reviews
A little office humor. Minor spoilers for episode 18 or so.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2004
Secundus: Prudence by Ysabet reviews
Continuing the Virtues Arc (which started with Primus: Fortitude) with Jan Havoc. God help anybody who gets between a chainsmoker and his habit...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2004
Stranger Than Fiction by Wicked Innuendo reviews
Older and feeling inadequate as a ninja, SAKURA drops her guard allowing ITACHI the chance to get close as means to instigate his brother's anger. Itachi X Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,028 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/11/2004 - Published: 12/7/2003
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Trust Me reviews
Jean was starting to think he agreed with her. Maybe he didn't know when women were flirting with him. Oneshot. RizaJean.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Jean H., Riza H. - Complete
Under A Street Lamp reviews
Somewhere under a street lamp, two blondes sit together... RizaJean. Oneshot. No spoilers or warnings.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Jean H., Riza H. - Complete
Riza's MiniSkirt Nightmare reviews
Oneshot. Mustang has become Fuhrer and begun his miniskirt plan... that includes the Military men. Riza senses danger. Havoc? Rated for innuendo.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Jean H., Riza H. - Complete
Sweet Dreams reviews
Riza and Roy working alone together in the office late at night. Of course Havoc is worried. Oneshot. Riza? Rated for some light mentions of sex.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Riza H., Jean H. - Complete
Comfort reviews
She was probably the only person who clearly understood. Riza ponders Jean Havoc’s smoking and why people hold onto things. RizaJean pairing if you look hard. Oneshot. Rated for minor suggestive adult themes.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Riza H., Jean H. - Complete
MiniSkirt Nightmare reviews
Oneshot. Mustang has become Fuhrer and begun his miniskirt plan. But thats not all he's got up his sleeve. Riza and [click to find out]. Rated for slight mentions of sex.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Riza H., Jean H. - Complete
Things That Matter reviews
A short contemplation drabble on what words and actions mean to Riza Hawkeye. No spoilers. Bad summery my back hurts, leave me alone!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Riza H.
A Day in the Life of Riza's Coffee Mug reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be a coffee mug in the Military? Here's a story to answer that! Taken from the POV of Riza Hawkeye's coffee mug. Slight Royai, some Havoc, and ofcourse Edward! Also, obviously, some coffee mugs.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Riza H.
A Cat Of the Military reviews
A hot August day in Eastern. The Colonel explains what it means to be a Leo while Hawkeye tries to keep her cool. Bad summary. I know. Trust me, its funny, though. Slight Royai. Rated for swearing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Roy M., Riza H.
Revenge of the Red Nail Polish reviews
Oneshot. What happens when Riza gets red nail polish for her birthday? Read and find out...HawkeyexHavoc Rated for some mentions of sex and nice legs.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Riza H., Jean H. - Complete
Sweet Tooth reviews
Riza gives in to temptations while standing in the break room. Its more innocent than it seems. Actually, I think its pretty funny. My first upload, so be kind.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Riza H., Jean H.
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