Spoilers for Timephoon. Louie has a few things he needs to get off his chest.

We've seen the adventures. But what went on behind closed doors in between action shots? A gaggle of oneshots detailing the daily lives of Roy Mustang and his squad. Hints of Ed/Win, Roy/Riza, and parental Roy/Ed. Rated T for language

Sometimes, brothers are all you have. And that can mean the difference between survival and death. Louie learns this the hard way as he and his brothers find themselves alone and miles from home.

Louie finds himself trapped on another adventure with his Uncle. He's not sure if he can get through the consequences that follow.

Louie tries to borrow money from Scrooge without his uncle noticing. Uncle Scrooge notices, and is baffled at the lengths his great-nephew would go to borrow cash.

Who's the evil triplet? Louie. A part of him knows that was just a joke. But he can't stop thinking about it. He knows he's not really evil. He knows he's not really a villain at all. But when Louie is suddenly kidnapped by someone, they decide to put some truth to those claims. It's not like Louie had a choice. Slight Louie/Webby in this but it's mostly platonic. Evil!Louie AU.

Donald hadn't expected things to go back to normal when he and the boys moved back to the houseboat, but he knew that they would get there as soon as they settled in again. Until then, he just wished that the boys would stop fighting with each other.

Webby confronts Louie on his rude behavior after conning him with the diamond.

Compared to parenting, sword fighting ghost pirates during a storm or getting through deadly jungle temples in search for treasure seemed like the easiest things in the world. And even after nearly 9 years of raising his boys, Donald is still trying to get the hang of it. He isn't perfect, but he knows that you can't find buried treasure without first charting the map to find it.

Webby decides to steal one of Louie's hoodies. (One-shot.)

Louie's eyes are half-lidded for a reason.

When Donald hits a rough patch, Gladstone steps in with a private offer to take the boys in. Instead, they run away.

Louie learns that when push comes to shove his older brothers will always have his back.

Adjusting to having your own room is harder than they thought.

Louie and Dewey have a contest to see who can stay awake the longest. Huey isn't happy.

Louie's never felt like he was a particularly brave duck, and almost giving himself over to a cursed mummy exemplifies that- at least, it does if you ask him. Not everyone feels the same way.

Louie hates when his brothers fight (i'm bad at titles. get used to it)

Rin knew what it felt like to be betrayed and he was used to it by now, he just wasn't used to it hurting this much—why did it have to hurt so much? Set after the Camping Trip Arc. Not your common cliche. [AS]

Huey took on the role of the older, responsible triplet. Being the one in charge though was really hard sometimes, especially when one of his brothers was keeping secrets from them. Throw in a teenager who was a bit of a bully, and a girl who was a little intense for his liking, and Huey was in for a hard time.

The boys know how to take care of themselves. Scrooge is still learning that.

It's Father's Day in Amestris and the Elric brothers have been invited over to the Hughes residence to bake cookies. Ed was already reluctant, but his mood is further ruined when he finds that the fire hazard known as Roy Mustang is also there. Father's Day Oneshot.

What if Rin's status as a half-demon was found out before it was known he was Satan's son? How? Well, a tail is not the easiest thing to hide at times. How will his friends react once they find out? How much will they find out? Rated T for Shima and language. (Suggested by Flaming eyeball)

Ed has always wanted to have things his way.

Take away their different hairstyle, different height, Yukio's stupid glasses, and Yukio's stupid moles and they will be the same person, right? They are twins, after all! - A story where Shima teases Rin for not being very twin-like with the young Sensei and Rin is determined to prove that Shima is wrong.

The first time Havoc saw Ed leaving the massage parlor, he didn't think anything of it. The second time, he got suspicious. The third time, he decided to investigate. Mid-series, no spoilers.

The amount of shenanigans occurring in Central is too damn high! Hawkeye is forced to create a list of things Mustang and his team are never allowed to do. What could they have done to make the list? Warning: slight OOC. Just a humorous one-shot.

While preparing for the True Cross Festival, Satan shows up on the roof of the Academy and begins terrorizing the city. Rin and the other exwires try valiantly to fight him but they suffer a horrible loss. Rin is dragged to Gehenna and must fight to keep his sanity as the life of a savage demon is drilled into him and Satan molds him into the perfect heir.

Roy Mustang had many questions. But no question was as unexplainable to as why he was stuck babysitting a sick Alchemist. Nobody asked if he was okay with it, they just dumped him on his couch and left. Now what was he suppose to do? He wasn't fit taking care of him, he's never even been near a sick child before! Parental!Royed. NOT YAOI!

Colonel Roy Mustang and the Fullmetal Alchemist in the same room, with Edward high as a kite on painkillers... What could possibly go wrong?

Winry made a deal that if Edward destroyed his automail one more time, she would get to style his hair.

A story about Rin being exhausted and everyone else being annoying. Starring an angry Rin Okumura and his trusty sword sidekick. Rated a high T for Rin's language, because it's Rin and there's no getting around it.

Just some short, stand alone one-shots in which Mustang finds himself allowing Fullmetal to be treated like a child just this once. (But really it'll be multiple times in different one-shots). Here in lies: Fluffy PARENTAL!RoyEd. Rated T for some swears but content is K-plus.

When a visit to Winry for repairs is poorly timed, Edward does not go unpunished.

After a usual banter in Roy's office, Ed doesn't make it a few feet from the Colonel's desk before chaos ensues. Now Roy must save Ed from something that the flame alchemist is completely unfamiliar with, by keeping the teen conscious and from causing further harm to himself. Parental!RoyxEd. Warning: Blood, light cursing, triggers. Rated T for warning. SICK/INJURED!Ed. Oneshot.

During a mission in the beautiful mountains of Japan, Rin finds a very... intriguing plant. With very... interesting effects. Effects similar to that of catnip. "He's totally stoned..." Rated T for slight language. Slight RinxShiemi, but not a ton. :)

Edward makes the grave mistake of falling asleep at a tea party.

A mission doesn't go quite as planned, and Ed suffers from some . . . unusual side-effects. One-shot, Parental!Roy, Parental!Hughes.

Colonel Roy Mustang says something that hurts Ed's feelings one day, but he doesn't realize it. When Edward stops talking to him, will Roy figure out his mistake and fix it? One-Shot, Parental!RoyEd, Non-Yaoi

In an effort to learn more about the Elric brothers and Mustang's connection to them, Hughes maneuvers the three into a camping trip with his family - but the fun and games end when they find themselves caught in the fallout of a deadly museum heist.

Everyone saw Edward running out of the alley, but nobody knew what transpired right before or hours after that moment. Except, of course, Lieutenant Colonel Mustang. But then again, Roy had a habit of knowing everything, especially when it came to his irreplaceable subordinates. Revised 2/10/16.

tails can speak volumes about the emotions and thoughts of those they belong to. story 1: Shiemi stops over while Rin is alone and he convinces her he was just getting ready to make a snack and asks her if she wants some, chaos ensues.

Izaya bullies Shizuo into playing a game with Kadota and Shinra. The object of the game is to subject everyone to the worst punishment you can think of. Izaya never expected this game to reveal one of his major weaknesses.

Izaya takes Mairu and Kururi out to eat at the Russian sushi restaurant the same night and at the same place as Shizuo when he treats Kasuka to dinner. Ikebukuro must pay the price.

Izaya is bored one day. Short blurb by a friend.

When Edward becomes ill on his birthday, the men at Eastern Command take it upon themselves to save the day! ONESHOT. Family!Military fluff! Takes place a year before series time arc. Please review!