Hello! I'm justanotherdreamgirl!

KAS (kick ass sister): KandeeQueen Nobody mess with us because we aren't the KAS for nothing. SHE IS MY BEST FRIEND! (If you like Class of the Titans, rear her stories!)

I am a huge fan of all kinds of things. Here I a list of them

Anime: All of the yugioh series. (They rock!!!!!!)Fruit Basket, Inuyasha, Our an Highschool Host Club, Fairy Tail,RosarioVampire, Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu-Gi-Oh GX,Yu-Gi-Oh 5ds, Yu-Gi-Oh Zexal, Soul Eater, Signal Twist, Bleach, DNAngle.

Books: Twilight (I LOVE YOU EDWARD!!!!!!) Percy Jackson and the Olympians (I have read all the books.There awesome!!!) Pride and prejudice(Mr.Darcy and Elizabeth Love them!!) Sense and Sensibility (I love it!!!)

Movies:Epic(I love that movie) The princess diaries (They should so have made more of them)

Cartoon: Class of the titans (They should have so continued it) Ever after high (Dexter and Raven) Transformers (I love optimus prime!!)

TV shows: Austin and Ally (They seriously need to kiss!!!!)

Here is a few things about me:

I am a girl. (obviously)

My favorite color is pink. (I LOVE THAT COLOR)

I LOVE MUSIC

My favorite artist is Demi Lovato. ( I have her CD and I can sing every song on it)

I love to sing.

I love to read!

My favorite book is Twilight.

I like to post on my profile stuff that makes people laugh.

For my age, I am in the double digits. (You can guess the rest)

I don't really write but I love giving ideas to who ever would like to hear them. And would have to address the reads that it was not their own. I don't like stealers!! Currently I am working with Durbe the Barian. (SHE IS AWSOME and check out her stories)

I love reading stories!!!! So if you need help in anything than just come to me and I will help you. Don't be shy.:-) :-)

One last thing sometimes I go a little crazy over a story that I LOVE!! Okay and my favorite kind of story is romance!!! :-) :-)

Here are a few of my favorite parings:

Yuma and Tori(I love when I see these two together!!!! They NEED to kiss!!! They are perfect for each other!!! If you agree with this then thumbs up for YOU!!!)

Kite and Rio (Absolutely!!!!! This is the stories that I am working on with Durde the barian)

Durde and Rio(I would like to see that happen)

Alito and Tori( I actually wanted to see that happen but I didn't. I was kinda mad at that)

Shark and tori- I really think this couple would work well:-)

Fairy Tail

Natus and Lucy- Perfect (Need I say more?)

Erza and Jellal- Destine.

Evergreen and Elfman- I actually think this one could work out very well:-)

Now, here is some stuff I have copied and pasted. Feel free to use it:-)

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. Blast Hannah Montana with the Windows Down to Embarrass the Friends You're Driving With.

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall while Singing 'I'm off to see the Wizard! The Wonderful Wizard of Oz!'

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Tell your Teachers You Couldn't Finish Your Homework because your Internet was down. Tell Them Through Email.

16. When arguing with someone, randomly start yelling at them in another language, fake or real.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

Stuff I copied and pasted. :)

OXYMORONS:

45. Act naturally

44. Found missing

43. Resident alien

42. Advanced BASIC

41. Genuine imitation

40. Airline Food

39. Good grief

38. Same difference

37. Almost exactly

36. Government organization

35. Sanitary landfill

34. Alone together

33. Legally drunk

32. Silent scream

31. Living dead

30. Small crowd

29. Business ethics

28. Soft rock

27. Butt head

26. Military intelligence

25. Software documentation

24. New classic

23. Sweet sorrow

22. Child Proof

21. "Now, then ..."

20. Synthetic natural gas

19. Passive aggression

18. Taped live

17. Clearly misunderstood

16. Peace force

15. Extinct life

14. Temporary tax increase

13. Computer jock

12. Plastic glasses

11. Terribly pleased

10. Computer security

9. Political science

8. Tight slacks

7. Definite maybe

6. Pretty ugly

5. Twelve-ounce pound cake

4. Diet ice cream

3. Working vacation

2. Exact estimate

...And the number 1 oxymoron is..

1. Microsoft Works

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something. (And then people wonder why Yuma keeps getting into trouble.)

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much. (This is WAY too true.)

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. (Thank you, Sherlock Holmes.)

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, sakura fall, Two Tailz, AnimeAddict333, HisokeYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92,haganenocutie94, mrawgirl09, Sofatagg, Som1-Random, Mantineus, Masaki-Hanabusa, roxy mccartney, SoraIsMyHomeboy, basketballstar, Tsukuyomi-chan, Durbe the Barian, justanotherdreamgirl

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero, Vampires_Rock,cullendrive, exactlymybrandofheroin1901, Princess of Blah Blah Blah, senshi moon, Durbe the Barian, justanotherdreamgirl

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile.

If you randomly start singing when people say certain words, copy this into your profile.

If you have a split personality, imaginary friends, alter egos, or anything similar, copy this to your profile. (Do all the characters that have taken up residence in my head count?)

If you're a bookworm, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow p and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. (You would not believe)

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile (How else am I going to get my books done AND have a serious conversation?)

If you wish that a fictional character were real, copy and paste this to your profile. (Yes. Sadly, Kaito and/or Durbe shall never exist in our world. You have no idea how much this pains me)

If you have an annoying older or younger sib, copy this to your profile. (Older; nope. Younger; do I have to get into specifics?)

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile. (Guilty)

If you love the three Dragon Slayers from Fairy Tail, paste this on your profile. (Not one. Alcool

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete. MWA HA HA HA!!!!!! TAKE THAT 4KIDS!!!!!!!!! SOON YOU WILL FALL!!!!! (You would NOT believe how happy I was when it suceeded.)

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and and make friends on here we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list.

SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), ChiyoChiyamamoto (USA), Crazy-Monkey13 (USA), Hullop (USA), Mayonaka Naze (Dominican Republic), RUHLSAR000 (USA) PotterAnimeJackson(Canada), Mermaid-Luchia(Australia), Jostanos (USA), changeofheart505(USA), Leahtheredpearlvoice (Ireland), Durbe The Barian (USA), justanotherdreamgirl (USA)

Everyone has six names:

1.) Your real name justanotherdreamgirl

2.) Your detective name (favorite color and favorite animal) Pink Leopard (not bad)

3.) Your soap opera name (middle name and street name) Belinda Balyor ( alright I suppose)

4.) Your Star Wars name (First three letters of last name, first two of middle name, and last three of last name) NavBeava?

5.) Superhero name (Color of your shirt and the first thing to your right) Green Radio

6.) Goth name (Goth and the name of one of your pets) Goth Ode (Okay, this is just getting weird)

Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it?

It would have been easy to shirk this task and summon a parent.

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

My bed sheets.

Without looking, guess what time it is:

Shoot. I looked.

Now look at a clock. What is the actual time?

4:45

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The tv.

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Feeding the dog.

Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Uhhh...a fanfiction author's profile. What else?

What are you wearing?

Green shirt and back pants.

Did you dream last night?

[The real answer] Don't remember. [The funny answer.] I don't dream at night. That's the only time I have to torture the Barian Emperors.(Got it from Durde the Barian)

When did you last laugh?

Just now, at the answer that I used for the previous question.

What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Birth certificates, pictures, a fan, windows, Vector WAIT WHAT!!!??? (looks around with basebat in hand) Phew, never mind false alarm.

See anything weird lately?

No.

What do you think of this quiz?

I think it's funny.

What is the last film you saw?

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2. I was watching it with my sister

If you became a multi millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I have no idea.

Tell me something about you I don't know:

I hate horror movies and books! They are just not my cup of tea!

If you could change a thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Rio and Kite fall in love with each other! *hearts in eyes*

Do you like to dance?

Yes! But mostly with my friends.

George Bush:

A president.

Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?

Melanie

Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?

Edward.

What fics do you demand all your fans to read?

DIAMONDSHIPPING!!!!!!! Can't you tell!!!! Mostly from Durde the Barian, senshi moon, and frozen galaxy.

What's the last book you read?

Chicken soup for the teenage soul.

Where are you?

In my room, doing this survey.

What's your personality like?

I'm romantic, weird, love helping, loyal, and can NOT live with out internet.

What's on your TV RIGHT NOW?

The news.

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

My dad and what I wanted to eat.

Look up. Now look back. What'd you see?

My mirror.

What's the last thing you ate?

Chicken and rice for lunch.

Who do you have a crush on?

I have no crush on a human boy.

What was the last thing you thought?

How to answer this question.

Team Edward or Team Jacob?

TEAM EDWARD!!!!!! Sorry Jacob :-(

Say "George Bush". What's the first thing that comes to your head?

A president.

You now have a million dollars. What's the first thing you do?

Watch the dubbed version of Zexal. All of it, with out stopping :-)

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it?

My radio.

What are you eating/drinking right now?

Nothing. I'm too busy typing this.

What Are You Wearing Right Now

Green shirt and black pants.

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

This answer.

What's it like being you?

Cool, I guess.

What's your thoughts on writing?

I like it. It helps me escape from the world around me.

What (if any) instruments do you play?

I don't play. But I want to learn how to play the piano and flute.:-)

Favorite football team?

Don't watch football.

Favorite Colors?

PINK!

Favorite numbers?

13

Interesting Fact about you

I can not live with out books or internet.

Pets?

A dog.

Signature?

Don't have one.

Now here is a little something that I copied from Durbe the Barian. I always look at it when I feel sad. It always makes me laugh and smile :-)

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Unless you wanna go bald.)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (I'm sensing something. Something...wrong.)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (That, my friend, just summed up our kitchen life.)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (What if they prefer it frozen?)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Boy! Somebody's late on the warning, dude!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (No way! I thought it would simply fry my taste buds.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (No! And I thought that saved time. Should I not blow dry my hair in the shower too?)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (Why do I sense something is off here?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (Isn't that what I want?)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (Please tell me somebody translated this wrong!)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (Got it. Don't use on Barian World.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (I don't think I wanna know. Just keep Vector away from it and we're fine.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (No kidding.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (That's right. Explain in little details so that way even Gilag gets it.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Was that a popular problem...?)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (We tried to tell Alit, but he didn't listen.)

Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children (Is Iris included?)

Candle: Warning: A burning candle is fire (OOOOH! I thought it was just a pretty decoration that hurt you when you touched it.)

Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking (I've just lost my appetite.)

Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado (In my own defense, tornadoes aren't common in Barian World.)

Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts (How many Barians feel up to keeping Vector away from it?)

Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.(My Barian Sense is tingling!)

Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping (Alit!)

Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required (Oh, THERE it is. Do you realize how long we had to explain that to Gilag?)

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is loser cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on

My Little How-To Series. (Hope you get a good laugh.) (Got it from Durbe th Barian)

Five Ways to Annoy/Anger the Barian Emperors

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Nasch

1. Play with his hair.

2. Make fun of his eyes.

3. Insult his monsters. Then run.

4. Ask him to open his mouth when he speaks before pointing out that Barians have none.

5. Challenge him to a duel, then claim you never mentioned it.

Xxxxxxxx

Merag

1. Call her “Nasch's Little Sister.”

2. Shiver whenever she walks by.

3. Do a 'mocking mouth' hand gesture whenever she starts talking.

4. Giggle whenever she's talking to Durbe.

5. Braid her hair when she's asleep. Repeat every night until she figures you out.

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Durbe

1. Call him the “Fairy Duelist.”

2. Point out his inability to keep an eye on Vector.

3. Make fun of his Over-Hundred Number by calling it the “Number with the Stupid Helmet.”

4. Mention his height.

5. Take away his books.

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Alit

1. Stuff him in a bunny suit during Easter time.

2. Pull his hair, then hide.

3. Mimic his boxer puns when you're dueling him.

4. Doodle on his mask when he's in Barian form.

5. Hide his Over-Hundred Number, then tell him where you put it. Rinse, and repeat.

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Gilag

1. Spill the beans. Tell him that when Durbe called him a “Fine Barian Warrior,” he was half-lying.

2. Ask him where he last left his brain.

3. Go “Pon!” whenever he's not looking. See if he thinks it's Ponta.

4. Give him long, detailed explanations about really simple things, such as card effects. See if he asks for a redo.

5. Take his Sanagi Chouno CD from him. Then run and hide until the storm blows over.

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Vector

1. Wear a wig that resembles Yuma's hairstyle. See if he goes after you. Run if he does.

2. Try to brainwash him with his Rank-Up Magic: Barians Force.

3. Throw a book at his face. Then run.

4. Try to help him study and request that he call you “Sensei.”

5. Do just about anything. That would annoy him like nobody's business.

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Misael

1. Giggle like Vector.

2. Play human music whenever he's around.

3. Make sure he's nearby. Talk to Kaito about Misael's blunders in his duels. Mention them nice and loud.

4. Point out his feminine features. See if he reacts. Run if he does.

5. Claim that Vector said that Misael was a, “Lousy duelist who's only strength was in his girlish looks.” Watch him beat Vector senseless. Be sure to bring popcorn.

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And finally, how to really annoy them:

Copy and paste this your profile to give the Barians a hard time.

How to tell you're a Yu-Gi-Oh Romance Nut:

Whenever some random girl reveals her love to Yugi, you side with Tea, regardless if it is because you're scared of her or because you want her and Yugi to be together.

Even if the characters haven't actually TALKED to each other, you still want them to be together. (Durbe/Rio or Kaito/Rio. Need I say more?)

You look at two characters that would probably get along well in friendship terms only and instantly think, "Cute Couple." (I did it with Anna and Nelson. Has anybody noticed that red and blue work well together?)

You freak out whenever you see your favorite couple standing beside each other. (Durbe/Rio. Episode 125.)

You have a tendency to tease the characters, even though they can't hear you. (Kaito is always the first one I tease.)

You think Kotori and Yuma is kinda strange, but you can't think of anyone else.

You copied and pasted this to your profile.

How to tell your a Barian Emperors Fan:

*After seeing Alit in action, you just couldn't hate them anymore.

*You found it difficult to hate Vector after he got strapped to the chair. In fact, you started to pity him.

*When you found out the Barians made it to the dub, you leapt for joy.

*You felt bad for them when you realized their world was a trash dump. (And then you couldn't get the thought out of your head.)

*You watch the episodes that has your favorite Barian. (Is Durbe in the episode? Count me in!)

*You copied and pasted this to your profile.

How to tell you love Zexal

1) You duel with Xyz Monsters because Zexal showed you how to do it.

2) Every time you hear the word "Number," you instantly think of something that possesses Duelists.

3) The names "Kite" and "Hart" have taken on a new meaning to you.

4) Before you watched Zexal, "Astral" or "Heart" were nothing more than words to you.

5) You can tell over half of Yuma's jokes, word for word.

6) You started paying closer attention to star names, despite having no interest in Astrology.

7) You watch it. (Duh.)

8a) If you watch the English version, you know the opening theme songs and sing them.

8b) If you watch the Japanese version, you watch the episodes as soon as they air, sub or no.

9) You read this and didn't skip anything.

10) You read this and understood half of my rambling.

If you are a fan of Zexal, copy and paste this to your profile to let those who still love a 'silly children's show' know that they're not alone.

Stuff I made up. (More to follow should I think of any.) [Feel free to copy and paste stuff from this to your profile if you like 'em enough.] (From Durbe the Barian)

I didn't join the dark side for the cookies. I joined the light side for the cakes. :)

I am not evil. I'm just insane.

Sign the Black Papers. You will be allowed to do evil stuff and laugh about it.

Good friends come in strange packages.

To be a Barian Guardian, you need Rank-Up Magic: Limited Barian's Force and a cool badge. I have neither. That's why I'm an Emperor.

(This is actually my brother.) If Sky is the opposite of Earth and Rim is the opposite of Middle, is Skyrim the opposite of MiddleEarth?

(My sister's) When you're looking for something, you could ransack the whole house and never find it. When you're NOT looking for something, it's right under your nose.

They say good knights make bad husbands. So why do good husbands make great knights?

DurbeLiveFanClub

Durbe must live. He still has so much to do in Zexal. If you agree, are a huge fan of Durbe, or both, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list.

Durbe the Barian, justanotherdreamgirl

This has to STOP! Our favorite characters are being murdered before our very eyes and not one of us has the strength needed to save them from the Shadow Realm. If you have lost a beloved (Which you more than likely have, if you're watching Zexal.) add your name to this list and place the names of those you demand back beside you. If this is not a demand, this is a memorial.

Durbe the Barian (Durbe, Rio, Kaito.), ZexalPokemon (III, Durbe, Nelson.), justanotherdreamgirl (Durbe,Rio,Kite.)

If you are in love with HolyIceShipping, copy this to your profile. If you are obsessed with it, add your name to the list. Durbe the Barian, ZexalPokemonZexalPokemon

This is a story about God

Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

This is a story about GodA teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

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Please read-true story (This is not me)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

f Justin Bieber went missing, 97% of people would search 2% would cry and if you are the 1% poking your new prisoner with a sharp stick then copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

95 percent of girls would scream and cry if Robert Pattinson jumped off the Empire State Building without a bungee cord or anything. 4 percent would grab popcorn and yell "COOL!" If you are part of the 1 percent who would be pushing him off, add this to your profile!

If you have a crush on a cartoon character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews in your email, paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. fI you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie.

98 of the internet population has a Facebook. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think randomness rocks, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "Damn that was fun."

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he/she rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him/her, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he/she breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him/her up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince/princess.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps them and brings them to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl/Dude drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Will like your stories.

BEST FRIENDS: Will REVIEW every single one even if they are lazy.

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

Read this and try not to cry:

Wanna kill yourself? Imagine this. You come home from school one day. You’ve had yet another horrible day. You’re just ready to give up. So you go to your room, close the door, and take out that suicide note you’ve written and rewritten over and over and over. You take out those razor blades, and cut for the very last time. You grab that bottle of pills and take them all. Laying down, holding the letter to your chest, you close your eyes for the very last time. A few hours later, your little brother knocks on your door to come tell you dinners ready. You don’t answer, so he walks in. All he sees is you laying on your bed, so he thinks you’re asleep. He tells your mom this. Your mom goes to your room to wake you up. She notices something is odd. She grabs the paper in your hand and reads it. Sobbing, she tries to wake you up. She’s screaming your name. Your brother, so confused, runs to go tell Dad that “Mommy is crying and sissy won’t wake up.” Your dad runs to your room. He looks at your mom, crying, holding the letter to her chest, sitting next to your lifeless body. It hits him, what’s going on, and he screams. He screams and throws something at the wall. And then, falling to his knees, he starts to cry. Your mom crawls over to him, and they sit there, holding each other, crying. The next day at school, there’s an announcement. The principal tells everyone about your suicide. It takes a few seconds for it to sink in, and once it does, everyone goes silent. Everyone blames themselves. Your teachers think they were too hard on you. Those mean popular girls, they think of all the things they’ve said to you. That boy that used to tease you and call you names, he can’t help but hate himself for never telling you how beautiful you really are. Your ex boyfriend, the one that you told everything to, that broke up with you.. He can’t handle it. He breaks down and starts crying, and runs out of the school. Your friends? They’re sobbing too, wondering how they could never see that anything was wrong, wishing they could have helped you before it was too late. And your best friend? She’s in shock. She can’t believe it. She knew what you were going through, but she never thought it would get that bad… Bad enough for you to end it. She can’t cry, she can’t feel anything. She stands up, walks out of the classroom, and just sinks to the floor. Shaking, screaming, but no tears coming out. It’s a few days later, at your funeral. The whole town came. Everyone knew you, that girl with the bright smile and bubbly personality. The one that was always there for them, the shoulder to cry on. Lots of people talk about all the good memories they had with you, there were a lot. Everyone’s crying, your little brother still doesn’t know you killed yourself, he’s too young. Your parents just said you died. It hurts him, a lot. You were his big sister, you were supposed to always be there for him. Your best friend, she stays strong through the entire service, but as soon as they start lowering your casket into the ground, she just loses it. She cries and cries and doesn’t stop for days. It’s two years later. The whole school talks to a counselor/therapist at least once a week. Your teachers all quit their job. Those mean girls have eating disorders now. That boy that used to tease you cuts himself. Your ex boyfriend doesn’t know how to love anymore and just sleeps around with girls. Your friends all go into depression. Your best friend? She tried to kill herself. She didn’t succeed like you did, but she tried…your brother? He finally found out the truth about your death. He self harms, he cries at night, he does exactly what you did for years leading up to your suicide. Your parents? Their marriage fell apart. Your dad became a workaholic to distract himself from your death. Your mom got diagnosed with depression and just lays in bed all day. People care. You may not think so, but they do. Your choices don’t just effect you. They effect everyone. Don’t end your life, you have so much to live for. Things can’t get better if you give up. I’m here for absolutely anyone that needs to talk, no matter who you are. Even if we’ve NEVER talked before, I’m here for you. Copy and paste this onto your profile to show people there are people out there that care.(I am here for you. If anybody needs help or someone to talk to. I am here. No !matter what I will be there the second it happens. And if I don't reply immediately. Wait, I will help you. Or go to someone you trust. I am sure they will help you. So don't hesitate :-) )

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Copy and paste this into your profile if you have a heart.

I am not that girl, The one that is super popular. The one that is rich. The one obsessed with Twilight. The one that will lie to get her way. The one that doesn't care about your feelings. The one that wears her Team Edward orTeam Jacob shirt proudly. The one that has a new boyfriend every week. The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans. The one that would cry over a boy. The one that loves Justin Bieber. The one that will give up because she broke a nail. The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl, The one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who reads and writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality. The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong. The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good. The one that people like, because she's crazy. The one that doesn't care if she looks like a retard, because if looking like a retard is what it takes, go for it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. The one who won't give in. The one won't give up.e

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota Balcu,"as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

You say Justin Bieber, we say Vocaloid

You say swords, we say Bleach

You say reality, we say anime

You say comics, we say manga

You say countries, we say Hetalia

You say hello, we say konichiwa

You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows

You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions

You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling

You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters

You think we're crazy, but we think we're just normal

You say souls, we say Soul Eater

You Say Ocean, We Say ONE PIECE

You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL

You Say Ninja, We Say Naruto

You say Family, We say Vongola

You say notebook, We say DeathNote

You say Gay, We say Yaoi

You say rabbits, we say Flying Mint Bunny

You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus.

Re-post if you're a Otaku and proud!

Disclaimer: I don't own these quotes

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." -Unknown

“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.” -Thomas Edison

“There is no failure except in no longer trying.” - Elbert Hubbard

"It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap somebody." -Unknown

"Learning how to use pi in math is important. But eating pie is better." -Unknown

From the Hunger Games
" I just keep wishing I could think of a way to show them that they don't own me. If I'm gonna die, I wanna still be me. Does it make any sense?" -Suzanne Collins [Peeta Mellark]

“At some point, you have to stop running and turn around and face whoever wants you dead.The hard thing is finding the courage to do it.”
-Suzanne Collins [Katniss Everdeen]

"A wise man once said, 'Ask a girl'" -Unknown

"When I said I cleaned my room, I mean that I cleared a pathway from my door to my bed." -Unknown

"Growing old is mandatory...growing UP is optional." -Unknown

For all InuYasha lovers!

Kagome:Do I ever cross your mind?

Inuyasha:No

Kagome:Do you like me?

Inuyasha:No

Kagome:Do you want me?

Inuyasha:No

Kagome:Would you cry if I left?

Inuyasha:No

Kagome:Would you live for me?

Inuyasha:No

Kagome:Would you do anything for me?

Inuyasha:No

Kagome:Choose—me or your life

Inuyasha:My life

Kagome runs away in shock and pain and Inuyasha runs after her and says…

The reason you never cross my mind is because you’re always on my mind.
The reason why I don’t like you is because I love you.
The reason I don’t want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn’t cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn’t live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I’m not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Inuyasha Fans: Believe in them because they are in human form like Sexy Sesshomaru-sama!

Normal people: Don't believe in time travel.

Inuyasha Fans: Shove those people down the bone eaters well.

Normal people: Throw away a rusty old sword.

Inuyasha Fans: Keep it! It could be Tetsusaiga! (Then Inuyasha'll come and get it)

Normal people: Wouldn't take the risk if it meant endangering themselves.

Inuyasha Fans: Go for it! Inuyasha'll protect us! (Or Sesshomaru if you're a friend of Rin)

Normal people: Don't care about the moon.

Inuyasha Fans: Obsess over the moon. It's Inuyasha's time of the month (Well that sounded wrong :P )

Normal people: Think animal parts on humans are freaky.

Inuyasha Fans: Love animalistic features! Ears for Inuyasha! Tails for Sesshomaru and Koga! Fangs for all and claws for all! And Fox feet for Shippo-chan!

Normal people: Call Inuyasha a childish cartoon.

Inuyasha Fans: Instantly duck and cover as the demons take revenge... then join in. Or Even better, become assassins for those who dare to call it a cartoon!

Normal people: Don't realize what the drop in temperature means.

Inuyasha Fans: Know that Kikyo (the slut!!!) is lurking about eating souls of innocent women. (Zombi woman! Run for your lives! AHHHH!)

Normal people: Say that money is power.

Inuyasha Fans: Wave the Sacred jewel around and wish for more than that. (Maybe a boy character or two...)

Normal people: Hit the person who just groped them and think they are sick.

Inuyasha Fans: Know that it's only Miroku's incarnation or one of his lectures decendants... (Then hit them anyway)

Normal people: Don't think a boomarang could be a weapon.

Inuyasha Fans: Introduce the none believers to Sango in a rage.

Normal people: Think long haired boys are girly.

Inuyasha Fans: Wouldn't ever cut a teenager boy's hair if he looked like one of the hotties!

Normal people: Wouldn't know why the wind suddenly blew them over.

Inuyasha Fans: Know it's Kagura having a hissy fit when someone flirts with Sesshomaru.

Normal people: Would suddenly find themselves knocked out when they flirted with Kagome.

Inuyasha Fans: Would know better and would stay away from 'The hanyou's girl' on pain of death and a lot of Inuyasha beatings for being too close to his koishii.

Normal people: Wouldn't copy and past this because they wouldn't know what the hell this was about because they are NORMAL!!

Inuyasha Fans: Would instantly copy and past this to show the world how proud they are to be Inuyasha fans and would recomend it to all their friends! We Love it!

Guys, I'm only tryig to prove someone wrong:

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

And this:

id u know b4 u go to sleep at night there is 1 person on the opposite rainbow is thinking of u .they want to kiss u ,they want to be with u are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night they r longing to be with u this is not at all fake if u re-post within 5 mins the person who is longing for u will approach u in 1 month and ask u out or grab u and kiss u . but if u break this chain no1 will ask u out in 5 years.

99 percent of teenagers would faint if Justin Bieber came to their house and asked them on a date, I'm part of the 1 percent that would punch him in the face and yell "GET OFF MY PROPERTY!"

Post this on you profile if your the 1 percent.

10 Things I Know About You

1. You are reading this

2. You are human

3. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips

4. You just attempted it

6. You are laughing at yourself

7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5

8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5

9. You laugh because you're an idiot and everyone does this to

10. You are probably gonna repost this to see who else falls for it

Disclaimer: I didn't make this up!

If you smack books when the characters are being annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can ace any test without studying, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can say that you have dreamed about your favorite book, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have asked your teacher if you could move away from the annoying kid that sits next to you, and they said no, copy and paste this into your profile.

I know, this is weird. Just try and read:

Fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid.
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset cna be a taotl mses and yuo cna sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the hmuan mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Fi yuo cna raed tihs add tihs to yuor

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character then copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you think you can be pretty without being self-centered, copy and paste this into your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into a song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you've ever pushed off a school project till the week before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this

If you've ever laughed at your friend when they've done something stupid, copy and paste this.

If you hate it when those pretty sissy girls get all the attention and the tough girls are ignored copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your pretty different from others copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a room to get something, and then forgot what you went in there to get, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. (Hehhe yeah... and the same door... I think my kitchen door hates me.)

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you have been caught randomly dancing, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a pole (numerous times... while reading )copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ, copy and paste this into your profile.

Several sarcastic answers to guys' romantic statements/questions:

Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you. How the hell did you find me?

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: But would you stay there?

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together.
Girl: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.

Guy:Your eyes they're amazing.
Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl: It's in the phone book.

Guy: But I don't know your name
Girl: That's in the phone book too

Guy: I know how to please a woman.
Girl: Then please leave me alone.

Guy: I can tell you want me.
Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave.

Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous.
Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger.

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection.

Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking.

Guy: I want to give myself to you.
Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Guy: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out.
Girl: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else.

Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Girl: Unfertilized.

Guy: Your body is like a temple.
Girl: Sorry, there are no services today.

Guy: Please whisper those three little words that will make my day
Girl: Go to Hell.

Guy: I've changed my mind...
Girl: Excellent, so does the new one work better?

My favorite answers:

Guy: I'd go through anything for you

Girl: Response: Good! Let's start with your bank account

Guy: Can I buy you a drink?

Girl: No, just give me the money

(If your're a girl that would say stuff like that then post this on your profile) LOLZ, he just got SERVED!

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.

So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'

He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'

There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.

We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.

Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.

Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.

I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.

Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!

Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.

He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.

I saw his Mom and Dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.

You now have two choices, you can : 1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1.