About Me

I LOVE HARRY POTTER!

I am a participating member of the HPFC forum

My Patronus is a fox terrier

My wand is vine wood with a phoenix feather core, 12 1/2 inches and bendy

I am a Hufflepuff, according to Pottermore

I am a senior in college, double majoring in psychology and anthropology

my Ilvermorny house is Thunderbird

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color: green, purple, blue

food: Italian

genre of music: pop, rock, and musicals, movie or broadway, it depends

Harry Potter character: I love them all!

My opinion on the Cursed Child: It was an interesting read, but it did not feel canon, and I don't consider it so. So any fics about the Next Gen that I write disregard the events in that play.

The Stupid Test, bold the ones that apply!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Got your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking(one time it landed in a girl's hair!)

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your mobile phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Worn two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. (hasn’t everybody?)

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door frame

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

62/100.

GRYFFINDOR:
[x] You’ve never done illegal drugs
[ ] You have a lot of friends
[x] You get along with everyone
[ ] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months
[ ] You love soccer
[ ] You love baseball
[x] You’re into writing and art
[x] Favorite music genre is pop rock
[x] You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory
[ ] Abortion is wrong
[x] The war against Iraq is unneeded
[ ] One of your favourite colors is red or gold
[x] Good grades at school
[ ] One of the worst things you can do is lie
[x] You plan on going to college/university
TOTAL: 8

HUFFLEPUFF:
[x] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[x] You laugh a lot
[ ] You like to follow trends.
[x] Politics suck.
[x] You love to swim
[ ] Water polo is awesome
[ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors
[x] Black is morbid & depressing but you still like it though
[x] Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist.
[ ] You’re an optimist.
[x] You’re completely straight-edge.
[x] You’re very emotional
[ ] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre
[x] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age
[x] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.
TOTAL: 10

RAVENCLAW:
[x] You’re depressed to a certain extent.
[x] You love to read.
[x] You appreciate theatre & arts.
[x] Sports suck.
[x] You’re shy.
[x] Hate is completely unneeded.
[x] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship
[ ] Indie is your favorite genre of music.
[x] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
[x] Lying is sometimes okay
[x] Blue is one of your favorite colors.
[ ] Serious is better than funny.
TOTAL: 10

SLYTHERIN:
[ ] There’s at least one person you hate.
[ ] Basketball is a good sport.
[ ] (American) Football is amazing.
[x] Black is a cool color.
[ ] You’ve lied about something serious.
[x] You’re a very deep person.
[ ] You have considered suicide.
[x] Very loyal.
[ ] You like metal.
[ ] They make school seem more important than it is.
[x] You’re scared to grow up.
[ ] You’ve done drugs in the past month.
[x] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[x] You have trust issues.
[ ] Guilty until proven innocent.
TOTAL: 6

List twelve characters from Harry Potter, in no particular order.

1. Remus Lupin

2. Luna Lovegood

3. Ron Weasley

4. Nymphadora Tonks

5. Severus Snape

6. Hermione Granger

7. Draco Malfoy

8. Neville Longbottom

9. Ginny Weasley

10. Minerva McGonagall

11. Sirius Black

12. Ernie MacMillian

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

A few, but only the ones without time travel, because I avoid those unless I'm in a good mood. The pairing itself is okay, I don't mind oneshots of it.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Considering she can turn into whoever she wants, yeah, duh! Even before seeing the movie actress, I imagined her adorable.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If men could bear children, and they meant to do the deed, I think they'd keep it. Neville seems like a good father to me.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Nothing specifically, but yeah, she's a main character.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Yeah, Luna would definitely loosen Hermione up. I'd read it.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Probably Severus/Minerva, because they're both adults.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Draco walked in on Luna and Ernie, Luna would probably invite him to join, and he'd just be disgusted and walk away.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

After getting brutally rejected by Hermione, he turns to his Transfiguration professor for comfort.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

I'm almost certain, but I've never seen any.

10. Suggest a title for a Eight/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Er, Brave Warriors Prevail. you know, reign of the scary Carrows, it makes sense, I think.

11. If you wrote a songfic about Twelve, what song would you choose?

I barely know enough about Ernie to attempt at this.

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Snogging and the mental scarring of a poor werewolf.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

I don't know, probably last week or something.

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

Remus and Draco are in a happy relationship until Draco runs off with Tonks. Remus, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Sirius and a brief unhappy affair with Ernie, then follows the wise advice of Snape and finds true love with Ron.

Uh, well, this sounds like a crack story.

15. Would 3 and 7 make a good couple?

Maybe not, but i have a few stories on my fav list that are about this pairing. It's really cute!

16. How would 9 react if 11 died?

She'd be sad, for Harry and herself.

17. Who would most likely join the Order of the Phoenix, 6, 3, 9, or 10?

All of them, McGonagall actually was.

18. Who would most likely become a death eater, 2, 5, 8, or 11?

Severus actually was, but if Luna was equally affected by her tormentors, she's intelligent enough to even become the new Voldemort.

19. Who would make a better couple, 6 and 9 or 2 and 4?

I've actually read Hermione/Ginny and wrote for it, so they're better.

20. Who would you rather have as a sibling, 3, 6, or 7?

Ron, because he's just so dim, I love him.

21. Who's more likely to watch TV right now, 6, 9, or 11?

If he knew what a tv was, Sirius.

22. Who would you rather marry, 1, 4, 6, 8, or 11?

Neville! My bae!

23. Write a summary for a tragedy fanfiction about 5 and 9.

Ginny finally realizes her true feelings for Severus, just as his death is announced. I literally do not want to put effort into it.

24. For a fanfiction about 2 and 8, what would the genre(s) most likely be?

Humor/Romance

25. Who would most likely kill who, 1 kill 2 or 9 kill 5?

Ginny would definitely kill Snape.

26. Who would make the best Auror, 6, 9, or 3?

Ron actually trained to be one, so I'll go with him.

27. Who's most likely to have more kids than the Weasleys, 4, 6, or 10?

Hermione, because she actually married a Weasley.

28. Who's better looking, 6 or 9?

Ginny, no offense to Hermione, but sleek red hair is my dream while bushy hair is my reality.

29. Would you rather adopt 1, 5, 6, or 12?

Severus, I'd give him a brilliant childhood.

30. Which of your answers would make the most sense to 8, that's about them?

The one about him and Luna. Although, I'd like to see him react to my admission of love for him:)

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!