Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.

Admit it, you've always been curious about what the professors were thinking while Harry, Ron, and Hermione got themselves into all kinds of shenanigans.

A marauders and co fic with a bit of a Twist. Instead of being at Hogwarts, they're all four years old and in Mrs. Appleton's preschool class. It's narrated by a cute James Potter, who tells the story of preschool through his eyes.

How does Lily discover her buried feelings for James Potter? Picks up from James's and Lily's 5th year, shortly after Lily ends her friendship with Snape.

When Scorpius catches his girlfriend of almost three years cheating, he's hurt. Ok, well, his pride is anyway. But, when she claims she's pregnant and Scor is the father, he takes issue. Sometimes, though, you get help from the least expected places.

Scorpius Malfoy heard about the war. He noticed the stares and comments. But will all of this be enough to prepare him for when he goes to Hogwarts and joins Slytherin? What will he do when he realizes all the expectations that come with the Malfoy name and Slytherin House? What do the Potters have to do with it? What will he do when everything he knows changes and falls apart?

We've followed Lily and seen through her eyes, but what about the moments that we'll never see? Well, we will now be compiling missing moments into one big story. They will include our favorite characters like Lana, Lola, Jace, Xavier, and more. I suggest reading Slytherin's Potter first, so you can know the characters, and understand the references to the story.

The first thing everyone noticed about Hope Potter was that she may have had her mother's face, but she had her father's penchant for causing trouble or somehow finding it, and it only made sense that danger was attracted to her very scent. She was going to prove she was more than just the Girl-Who-Lived. (Fem!Harry) Mostly canon-compliant, diverging in book eight

"The way she babbled on about the place made it seem like some sort of promise land, but James knew full well that is was nothing of the sort. Sowsworth was a wasteland that comprised of seven shops, a pub, and the incredibly bored shadows of lonely people. It was not bloody Shangri-la." AU.

Professor Potter and Head Girl Lily Evans... The Dark Decline

Everyone needs a bit of magic in their life. Except perhaps Lily Luna Potter. However that could all change when she meets a Malfoy! (This is a co-written story with nadenelouis3 (formerly misspotter94), so it's bound to be amazing!)

Lily and Scorpius aren't in school any more. They're adults with adult problems. Read on to discover which path their lives lead them on.

NEW CHAPTER! Non-magical AU. She grabbed his hand and pulled the gun to her temple, daring him to shoot. He's never been so surprised by a girl. Political Rivalry. Revenge. Scorpius X Lily. Rated M for Scorpius' dirty mouth.

In which Academy Award winner Lily Evans discovers the periphery of internet fandom and the existence of Prince James's gold star system.

He loves her, so much, but something is holding her back. (This story is mainly rated due to a strong suggestive theme.)

Draco Malfoy, now an Auror, has been tasked with finding missing muggleborns. He realises Hermione is on the list and finds her but she's happy living her ordinary human life. He is blessed with a second chance to get to know her and finds they have a connection he didn't see before but will he bring her back to the Wizarding World or stay with her as a muggle?

After talking to Jaha, Bellamy starts avoiding Clarke in camp and sets off an unforeseen chain of events that force him to rethink what direction he's going in. Set post S01E8, cannon until then. Rating for language, some violence.

"You and I— we're wild. We're crazy. We're messed up, problematic, issue-ridden freaks, and I don't care, because we're worth it." A oneshot between George and Angelina, post-war.

A five part story epilogue; [starting from 1.11] / complete

After Severus Snape called Lily Evans a mudblood everything changed. This story follows Lily, James, and Severus from that fateful afternoon until that night at Godric's Hollow

Harry's on a his first Quidditch team and James is the coach! AU where Jily lives! Pairings: James/Lily, Sirius/Marlene (not mentioned until the very end)

Post Hogs. A desire to be free from the protected life she's lived. Mischievous and gullible Ginny Weasley gets a job at Malfoy Empire. What she didn't expect was inevitably falling for Merlin's gift to women, Draco Malfoy - Her boss.

Sirius doesn't see the problem with pet names. Oneshot. Rated T for swearing.

In the head's dormitory late at night, a certain miss Lily Evans ponders about a certain James Potter. Why? 'Cause loving him was red and everything else. Based off Taylor Swift's song "Red" If you haven't noticed. Jily one-shot, complete.

The International Statute of Secrecy is under threat. The percentage of the Muggle population who know about magic is continually growing. To prepare the wizarding world for inevitable future challenges, there is only one option – to familiarize wizards with all things Muggle. This is exactly what Hermione Granger does... with exceedingly hilarious results.

Lily intended to spend one night on James's pirate ship and leave with her purse a bit heavier. Now she's stuck on board, which might be less annoying if she could figure out where they were bloody going, if half the crew didn't suspect her of sabotage, and if she weren't falling for the captain. And why on earth is his cat wearing an eye patch?

With her strawberry blonde hair, lack of interest in quidditch, and an aspiration to be something totally unique, Lily Potter does not fit in with her cousins. When she chooses to attend Beauxbatons Academy for Magic, with her new best friend, Scorpius Malfoy in tow, she realises that she is more unique and more special than she ever could have imagined. Please read and review!

(Set sixth year/early November 1976). Lily and James learn about Amortentia in their N.E.W.T. potions class. Brief appearances from the Marauders, Marlene McKinnon, Mary Macdonald, and Horace Slughorn.

When nothing goes right, James Potter decides to set up an elaborate plan to get Lily. Will she go for it? One-shot. For Si's birthday! :D

In the summer between 5th and 6th year, Lily is all Severus can think of. Will our young canon-cross'd lovers spin out their story as told by the excellent JKR, or will some random fanfic author try to change their fate? Methinks we'll be hearing about those infamous green eyes again.

On hiatus, redrafting. Sorry.

He made the choice knowing full well what the consequences might be, but expecting death does not necessarily prepare you for hell. In 1981, Sirius Black ignored the dangers to himself and became the Potters' Secret Keeper. Prequel to Promises Unbroken,AU

"We don't deserve her," the Head Boy answered thoughtfully. "None of us do. Not even me. Not because she's perfect. She's not. Sometimes I think she's even more disastrously flawed than the rest of us combined. And not because she's beautiful, even though she is. Certainly not for being lovely because she never was.We don't deserve her because she's so much more than we'll ever be"

It's Lily and James' first time exchanging Christmas presents, but Lily's gift leaves her feeling uncomfortable. Written for Jily Secret Santa 2013

James and Lily, and a whole lot of firsts. Smut.

Lily visits the coffee shop because Sev works there, even though he's got a completely obnoxious coworker with admittedly fantastic hair.

What if Petunia got her Hogwarts letter first? Her friendship with Lily would still be in tact, for now at least. But what would happen when she went up to get sorted? A one shot of a conversation between Petunia and The Sorting Hat.

In order to appease his mother - and escape the clutches of Octavia Talbot - James must request the help of the one person who would never do him a favour ... or would she?

Auror training is not quite what she expected. [AU Lily/James, Smut]

Lily and James's wedding with a few marauder surprises

Lily Potter comes home bloodied and bruised from an Order mission. James heals her and they have a quiet, touching moment. One shot. Written for tumblr's Jily Week. Jily, slight blackinnon.

Lily Potter dreamed of going to Hogwarts and being in Gryffindor. But the time comes for her to go to Hogwarts, and her dreams change. What will happen when she becomes a Slytherin, befriends a Malfoy, and turns against her family? Everything falls apart.

All Right, Evans?, Part II [7th year]: "As in all wars, life goes on." -HP/HBP

Hermione is not a Granger, nor a Mudblood. The brains of the Golden Trio is known in some circles and the Dark Princess. Some Order members are not what they appear to be. AU

AU. Lily Evans isn't a witch.

"I'd like to assign the two of you a special, undercover mission," Dumbledore says, his wrinkled fingers steepling on his desk. "I require two Order members to pose as a newlywed couple."

Dominique Weasley isn't the typical Weasley. She hates her family, breaks the rules, gets into trouble and doesn't care of the outcomes. What happens when she gets kicked out of Beauxbatons and forced to attend Hogwarts? What happens when she learns the brother she despises, needs her help? What happens when the rebel-Weasley, meets the rebel-Malfoy?

A jily fanfic. James has a dream about what happens when he and Lily grow old.

A Jily fanfic about James and Lily sitting together in their seventh year and Lily decides to ask James why he loves her. Supposed to be a oneshot but open for suggestions to continue. Rated M for sexual content

AU. A version of how Lily Evans and James Potter would have met if they were only two university students in a world where magic and Hogwarts didn't exist.

[HIATUS] A Marriage Law is released, bounding Hermione and Draco. What will happen?

AU. if a certain person doesn't hear a prophecy, does it still come true?

Lily was merely looking for a girls night out...until James Potter walked in. All she knows now is that she's never been so turned on just by looking at someone before. Set a year after graduation; rates M for explicit content.

Lily Evans is a young Auror assigned to Alaster Moody. During a case she meets an intriguing Death Eater with a dark past: James Potter. When she starts investigating his history, she begins to question his involvement with Voldemort. As she gets closer to this highly attractive and dangerous man, her own life and Auror license is put on the line. Revised and Updated!

She knows it's the dried blood that James is staring at...And most of it isn't her own. Drabble

A cute one-shot in which Lily discovers, to her surprise, that she is pregnant. James and Sirius decide to bake chocolate-covered strawberries for Lily, in an attempt to apologize for eating her emergency supply of chocolate.

"Mum!" James snapped, apparently on the verge of hysteria. Running his fingers through his hair he looked down at his smug mother with wide eyes. "Y-You...What did I tell you about talking to Hogwarts students? And, oh God, you had to talk to Lily!"

Lily Luna Potter is the one girl at Hogwarts that is off limits. But what happens when her brothers best friend, her cousins crush and all time womaniser Scorpius Malfoy takes a shine to her, when he wants what he can't have? Lily Luna Potter's P.O.V

It's Lily Evans final year at Hogwarts. Her world's turned upside down when she meets the handsome and steamy new DADA professor, James Potter. In turn she decides to play her game of seduction on him but what happens when it's not a game anymore? UPDATED

Their beginning is less romance and more...clandestine. "It started a month ago with, as you may have guessed, an argument... She shuddered like I was her fix, and how twisted is it that that made my heart burst with happiness?" LJ

Contrary to popular belief, it's not always the man who does all the chasing.

Nineteen Years Later, the Potters and the Weasleys have a conversation with their children before they board the Hogwarts Express for the first time. Further down the platform, the Malfoys have a similar conversation with their own son.

Behind that one tapestry, you know, the one where couples are often caught glued together by the mouth, locked tight in a serious embrace... Yeah, that's the tapestry. Lily and Scorpius decide to follow the trend... sort of. Might be a two or three shot!

James Potter absolutely HATES Lily Evans with an intensity greater than the sun. And although Lily isn't exactly fond of Potter, she never turns down a bet, especially not one that calls for her to seduce the Head Boy by Halloween. But what happens when things begin to feel, for the first time in her life...real? How will he react when he finds out? NOT your avg LE/JP fairytale FF!

James and Harry have a conversation about witches. Unfortunately for James, his mother and sister fall into this category too.

Could an alliance between Slytherin and Gryffindor ever work? Lily Luna Potter comes face to face with Severus Snape's portrait in the Headmaster's chambers, and it changes everything for her. Lily Luna Potter/Scorpius Malfoy; Lily Evans/Severus Snape

In which much Jägermeister is consumed, Severus passes out, and Lily meets the maybe guy of her dreams. James/Lily; CambridgeUni!AU.

Lily genuinely liked James Potter. He was handsome enough to make any girl swoon, but he was also funny, clever, and secretly kind. Unfortunately, he could also be rude, thoughtless, spoiled, and cruel. Finding the balance was the tricky part. Author note: James is a jerk. Please don't be surprised.

When war escalated beyond their control, James lost the girl he loved, and it's not until five years after the war's end that he stands a chance to get her back. AU

Scorpius Malfoy was not the type of guy to fall in love, but there was something about Lily Potter...

Severus Snape remembers the girl he loved in the last few minutes of his life. Read if you dare. Complete one-shot, T cause I'm paranoid

James comes up with a nickname.

One of the greatest love stories ever told... hasn't been told. The makings of a tragic romance, before tragedy hit. "It was a compulsion to show her—how he felt about her, how happy he was she had said yes, how he couldn't live without her." LJ. Oneshot.

"I think you're an arrogant, selfish pig, and I think you'd be doing both of us a favor if you just left me alone!" Potter stared at me for a moment, an unreadable expression in his hazel eyes, before uttering a single word: "Okay." J/L, Lily's POV.

Because you're at risk of becoming a cliché. And becoming a cliché is dangerous because clichés always have happy endings, and you're far from being a princess and he's certainly not a prince. At least not your prince.

Just one more step and your lips will touch. So, move forward, you silly girl.

She never meant to start a war. "Well, then, Evans. I guess you'd better go and get your armor. I'm surprised you went a day without it covering you to the teeth."

Suddenly it was all she could do not to grab the floo powder. It was completely out of the question, but pictures of them laughing together were winking up at her, her chest was splitting in two, and her sanity was flying apart. RT. Rated for alcohol

A collection of different one-shots based off of songs with different characters. Ratings for each chapter might be different. Completely open to suggestions or ideas.

Dominique was never a sweet girl. Ok, maybe when she was younger. Now she was no longer a sweet princess, but an ice one. But will the ice finally crack when her only sister's wedding approches? Tenth one-shot in the Family Series.

Lily Evans is suffering from Insomnia. There really was only one person she could think of to cure her boredom. Of course, she should have known that in the wee morning hours he would have something else in mind.

The first year after the battle.

Because things like this shouldn't happen. Not to angels. Not to her.

Time was supposed to heal his wounds, not make things worse. She was supposed to love him, not break him. Neville/Luna, Neville/Hannah. Epilogue compatible.

Lily's life has always been full of all types of moments. But disaster happens when a good moment collides with a bad one. When more bad ones follow, and lessons are learned, Lily decides if it was ever worth it. Rated just to be safe.

He could look at her for hours; just stare at her. Even if she never even noticed. And she never did, no matter how many things he did to try and catch her attention.

The most constant emotional sentiment in Lily's Hogwarts career was her complete and utter loathing of one William Mulciber. Lily centric w/ James/Lily and unrequited Lily/Snape

Canon-friendly Lily/James story. My version of what happened trying to stick to the books as closely as possible. I suck at summaries, but trust me, it's well worth a read.

YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.

War has been raging for 22 years. The government is in pieces, the Aurors are crippled, and the Order is struggling to hold the world together. Little stands between Voldemort and victory, save the bonds between four friends. AU. Last in UU trilogy.

After a completely embarrassing night, Lily flees from Hogwarts and the hurtful jeers from her classmates. Four years later, she's back and she's hunting for the man who stepped all over her torn heart : James Potter. INDEFINITE HIATUS

AU. At the prestigious private University of Percy Academy, James Potter is a rich, hotshot second year grad student who has no time and patience to deal with lowlife rejects like Lily Evans.

AU Lily Evans is in her final year in Hogwarts and she‘s looking forward to having a quiet year, as the Marauders have finally graduated. But her hopes are shattered as she finds out who the new DADA teacher is...

He'd called her an insufferable knowitall. He'd mocked her, tormented her, and refused to accept anything less than perfection from her. She knew now what he was trying to achieve. Not DH compliant.

The last of The Seven Words series. She's always been a little bit crazy. She stands in front of the crowd, smirking as they read off her charges before they give her to the Dementors.

It was overhe couldn't live in his world of makebelieve anymore.

The black car sped around the corner, engine straining at it's limits. If he crashed, so be it. He had no control over it. It was easier to pass things over to fate and to absolve himself of guilt.

He had run until every drop of liquid in his body had been drained. He had done his part. He could run.

He shouted in a loud voice 'Eli Eli Lema Sabachthani' which is 'My God, My God, why have you forsaken me' Even on the battlefield, surrounded by people, he was alone.

He turned to his mother and said 'Woman, here is your son' He wasn't her chubbycheeked cherubim anymore, he was a man.

Truly I say to you, today you will be with me in paradise. He always knew how to give a good speach, it was a vital part of being a good leader. He needed to rally the troops.

Father forgive them, they know not what they do. They were mindless killing machines, if they had known that was all they would become, they would have never signed up for this.

Sometimes, you had to sacrifice a bishop to protect a king.

Knowledge is sexy, knowledge is pain. Jeff Noon.He lusted after knowledge, and he recieved it, but at what price?

The opposite of love is not hate, it is apathy. She'd been in love once. But she'd never really cared enough to be passionate about it.

He walked a fine line between good and evil, not caring about either side, only about keeping his balance.

How did James Potter change from an arrogant prat to become the man that Lily Evans could love? During the Christmas of their sixth year, a tragedy in the wizarding world sparks a change in the lives of the pair who would become the most famous parents in

A case of selfinflicted laryngitis leads to some interesting repercussions for Lily Evans. LJ oneshot

Can James Potter, Marauder and troublemaker extraordinaire, ever convince Lily Evans, Prefect and good girl, that they were meant to be? Now complete!

Sirius is ten years out of his time. Remus is having disturbing visions. James is struggling to hold the world together. Peter is trying to learn how to live without lies. Sequel to Promises Unbroken, AU. Updated for HBP.

Sirius Black remained the Secret Keeper and everything he feared came to pass. Ten years later, James and Lily live, Harry attends Hogwarts, and Voldemort remains…yet the world is different and nothing is as it seems. AU, updated for HBP.